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[RexMcCoolguy]

>Flip the fuck out.

[jackattack95]

Attempt to dive out of the way in a cool-guy-explosion-dodge fashion.

[red pharoah]

> Use SHITTY CLAYMORE to open PARCEL

[For No Reason]

>answer your other friends first, a man has to have priorities
...
>who are you kidding rip into that package like no tomorrow

You approach said box, and its mysteries.


You reach toward the box and its mysteries with your FNRms [FNR arms for you slower folk]


You now look into the box and its mysteries




HOLY SHIT, THOSE MYSTERIES

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face manip on last panel by Labbet

[Zombiitwo]

>safely stow the strife specubi in your sylladex until you need it
>now you can return to answering your chums pals friends acquaintances.

[PandaK]

equip the strife-specibusKind into your strife specibus

[Magnum]

equip the strife-specibusKind into your strife specibus

This.

[Smas]

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equip the strife-specibusKind into your strife specibus

This.

I can imagine that doing this will end in Mega Man esq shenanigans of stealing weapons to tackle different foes. Which is not a bad thing.

>You should probably Catchalouge that blank strife specibus so that you don't end up wasting it in some strange and comedic fashion.

[PersonPerson]

Eat the mysteries.

[red pharoah]

I read FNRms as "effing arms"

> Solve mystery

[jackattack95]

equip the strife-specibusKind into your strife specibus

I fully support this decision.

[Salty Peanut]

Ponder how the box was heavy enough to smash through your roof when it only had that card in it

Then look for something else to use as a weapon in your room

[Siya]

COMPUTER MOUSE! Allocate the computer mouse!

[For No Reason]

I read FNRms as "effing arms"

> Solve mystery

Mystery solved

[Sparks]

>Cast your mighty blade to the sky in triumph.

[Siya]

> Practice your blade mastery on your bed.

[Salty Peanut]

FNR: Cut the bullshit go find someone/thing to fight immediately!

Or just talk to some more chums, I guess

[jackattack95]

Practice slicing and/or dicing on any small objects you may have lying around the house.

[red pharoah]

> Practice your blade mastery in bed.

ftfy

>Respond to one of these other people

[For No Reason]

>FNR: Get as far away form your computer as possible, because the SCP Foundation appears to be contacting you.

Nope, that's just your good friend dataExpunged.

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--dataExpunged [DE] began pestering impulsiveEyebrows [IE] --
DE: Yo.
DE: FNR
DE: You there?
DE: ...
DE: Are you making any update to that one shitty comic?
DE: Hellooo?
DE: Screw this, Im going back to sleep.
DE: Even if that purple planet is all I can seem to think of anymore when I am
IE: WAIT.
IE: DUDE.
IE: NO, SLEEP IS BAD.
IE: You SEE all these updates I got here?!
IE: If you wake up I will NOT burn them
IE: ...
IE: OKAY
IE: FINE
IE: SEE THESE UPDATES?
IE: *FWOOSH*
IE: THERE, NOW YOU DONT
IE: AND NEITHER DOES ANYONE
IE: And its pretty much all your fault, bro.
IE: Shit son, you're really out cold.
IE: Um.
IE: Wow.
IE: Later... or something.
IE: Onto more conversations with friends I've never met in person.
IE: And this one Orangish-Red question mark
--impulsiveEyebrows [IE] ceased being pestered by dataExpunged [DE] --

[Salty Peanut]

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[Conro101]

>Call a friend on skype, show off sweet sword moves via webcam

[red pharoah]

> Notice hidden camera that's right above you.

[jackattack95]

Question orange/red question mark about his elusive nature.

[Salty Peanut]

FNR: Do Eenie Meenie Meiney Mo to decide who to talk to next

catch a tiger by the toe