GALACTIC DATING SIM IV

[Lisawags]

You just bought the most anticipated game of the year, GALACTIC DATING SIM IV: RETURN OF THE SPACE SLUTS. It's the long awaited sequel of GALACTIC DATING SIM III: PROBING URANUS. You admire the the cover with the titular space slut. You take a deep breath and insert the disk into your computer.


Excitement shivers down your spine as the logo of the team responsible for this game comes up. You've been a fan of CHEMFLARE for a long time, and you have absolute faith in them. CHEMFLARE'S blue mascot gives you a wink as the logo fades away.


You frown a little when the logo of the greedy mega corporation, INTERACTIVE ARTS pops up. They've been taking in small companies, tainting them with their evil, and completely ruining their established series of games for years. EASTWOOD STUDIOS and EPIDEMIC are good examples. You are hoping that they don't do the same to CHEMFLARE.


After the logo fades into black, the main menu comes up with the image of a SPACE SLUT trying to seduce the protagonist of the series, JAMES KEENE, a badass desperado who answers only to himself. Depending on how you play him, he may have a heart of gold hidden under that tough, handsome exterior.

[Wacom Guy]

NEW GAME

[Galloglasses]

>LOAD
>IMPORT CHARACTER FROM GALACTIC DATING SIM III
>CHARACTER: BE FUCKING AWESOME

[ProfessorLizzard]

Gold? That is not enough niceness.

>Get the Heart of Platinum DLC.

[Pick Yer Poison]

New game

[AndroidAR]

> Perform Konami code, then new game

[Askia]

i... wut? that title

new game then

[Kíeros]

> Check options first, before selecting games.

[Solaris]

Options then upload character from III yea

[Lisawags]

> Check options first, before selecting games.

Should you change something?

[Solaris]

Sexuality to Anything That Moves

[Galloglasses]

>Turn sex to no thank you, I already got porn on the internet

[AndroidAR]

Sexuality to Anything That Moves

That's too low of a setting.
>Set sexuality to Captain Jack Harkness
You never know when you'll encounter some space babes who's species doesn't exactly equate to Male or Female

[Kíeros]

>Turn sex to no thank you, I already got porn on the internet

That's too low of a setting.
>Set sexuality to Captain Jack Harkness
You never know when you'll encounter some space babes who's species doesn't exactly equate to Male or Female

I support both of these changes. Especially the Jack Harkness one.

[PersonPerson]

I second the supporting of those.^

[Lisawags]

Sexuality to Anything That Moves

>Turn sex to no thank you, I already got porn on the internet

You change the settings accordingly.

>LOAD
>IMPORT CHARACTER FROM GALACTIC DATING SIM III
>CHARACTER: BE FUCKING AWESOME

You load your save game from GALACTIC DATING SIM III: PROBING URANUS.


As much as you liked GALACTIC DATING SIM III, that game was much too long to play more than once or so. Fortunately, you are quite happy with your save. You load the save and wait while biting your lip with anticipation.

>GAME START
>A loud banging noise is followed by a sway of the ship.

>You wake up from the loud noises and the rough movement of the ship.

>Your crew member, Alice Shirley, barges into your room with an alarmed look on her face.

Alice: S-sir, we are under attack by a local gang! There are too many of them!

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uuuurgh i dont like how i ended this update but oh well

[Askia]

open a video link and stun them with your abs

[Wacom Guy]

Tell us who is in your crew.

[Reecer6]

>Run up and grope her

[PersonPerson]

this^

[Patchman]

> make the lady swoon
> get dressed via awesome dressing montage
> kill some all of the gangsters, except for the sexy ones

[Loather of Irk]

Calm the crew with your fists

[AndroidAR]

>Establish your superiority by punching a gang member in the snout and naming him Gangherst.

[Menen]

Get out of bed, realize you sleep naked.

[mr_y_not]

Seduce the local gang!