MSPA Kombat Tournament - Fan Shenanigans Thread

[Galloglasses]

Adventure Thread ll Kombat Chatroom

Ah, well, that was just a LOVELY wedding, but I think I've delayed the inevitable for long enough


Now I do have the stadium and other such minutiae taken care of, now all thats left is to snag up some TOTALLY WILLING AND CONSENTING ADULTS for some MANDATORY VOLUNTEER WORK as my staff to do all my busy work for me.


Ford: So then he was like, "Aw mang, gotta do this thing"


Ha ha! Slavery!
Ford: .... fuck
Sega: :<

Meanwhile, back in the void

Right, so you guys sit right there and take care of who gets in and who doesn't, I am going through the portal to take care of some things.
Ford: So what are we basing our decisions on?
You base them on who looks like they'll actually put up something of a fight.


Demonsul, open the Entrant portal a crack, now be careful there are a fuck ton of characters who've been put forward by people, so be sure to-
Demonsul: All right, all right, you bloody git, I know how to open a blooming door


Demonsul: Can't be that m-







I TOLD YOU TO BE CAREFUL, I TOLD YOU TO BE FUCKING CAREFUL
Demonsul: OH GOD THEY'RE EVERYWHERE

After they organised everyone into a que

The staff went through the long, slogging process of weeding out the suitable characters for the tournament

Some took rejections better then others

Ford: What the fuck are you supposed to be?


What the fuck do I look like you goddamn whoreson


Ford: Lost, you sure you aren't supposed to be sniffing flowers or some other pansy shit?


Oh, OH, how about you call me a pansy again

Go on

call me a pansy


Ford: Nah. Not in the habit of repeating myself


Go on,

call me a fucking pansy

I fucking dare you







Ford: Pansy...











Ford: Get the fuck out.


Of course, there was also inter-office conflict to contend with

Sega: I am not sure I am comfortable with you adopting a fansona of a Character race I created, uncomfortable and slightly aroused


Demonsul: Would you prefer if I was a pony?





Sega: My Demonsul.

And Human Resources issues

Ok, so when the bodyparts fall down from the medical chutes in the roof, you stick them together as best you can
Pharmacy: why are there no doors
And if you dont know where something goes, stick it onto the side of what appears to be a torso, usually works
Pharmacy: WHY ARE THERE NO DOORS

-l At long last the Kombatents where decided upon l-

From the depths of the Forum Adventures comes....


Ai sasaki, from Magic Maker!

Ford: Who let the underage kid i-
Demonsul: Sega
Sega: Sega
Pharmacy: Hey!


Sam and his coach Rick from Superego!

Sega: Two characters?
High demand, Sam is the only one fighting though


Sonnet, from Songs we sing!

Ford: Ok, one more of these things and GenTrigger can legitimately sue us for copyright infringement
Not my fault I couldn't find other character references for Sega and Pharmacy


Concerned Citizen, from Water Works!

Sega: This must be ridiculously easy to draw


MAN MAN, from MAN-MAN!

Ford: Ok, now this is just getting all kinds of silly-easy to draw


Sara Spark, from Spark!

Demonsul: There we go
Ford: Much harder to draw
Sega: Its even got the spikey bits and everything
DIE IN A FIRE YOU BASTARDS


Jay, from Convergence!

Why does this little bastard seem so damn familiar...


And last but certainly not least, Aisling Grendel, from Faerie Queen!

Demonsul: Oh God, crazy woman with a knife
Ford: Regular Thursday night for me really


From the primordial ooze that is the Cradle subforum comes...


Disgruntled Denizen, from Steelworks!

Ford: We'll never let you outlive your past, Sega
Sega: My Ford :>
Ford: Get the fuck off me you troglodyte


Brutarr the Bold, from Ballad of Barbarism!

Well, I know who I am betting on in the first round.


We have... we have... uh... um... some girl..... Girl from Paranoir!

Demonsul: How the hell did she sneak in?
Pharmacy: I'll prepare the ward


Chastity, from Session 13!

Ford: You're a creepy little bitch, you know that?


Edd Ebb, from 88!

...
Sega: ...
Demonsul: ...
Pharmacy: ...
Ford: Just gonna go ahead and put all of my money on the scary voodoo motherfucker


Branch T. Williams, from Stigma!

Demonsul: Oh yeah, this guy looks legit


Sumisu Jou, from Herobreak!

Sega: I guess I put my money on the guy with the swords?


And last but not least, Walter Valentine, from Waiter Quest!

I think that'll do for now.



The gates are opening, the stage is set


Lets get this tournament started


Click here for the tournament Leaderboards

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Choose your first battle

[Galloglasses]

Nataze: Ok, few notes before we begin, you have all been given maps of the stadium for your safety, heh


Nataze: We are all on an asteroid, again, floating through space, again. Please try not to leave the asteroid or you risk leaving the magitech sphere of breathability and you will suffocate and die. No exceptions.


Nataze: Now on your map, you will have a key showing you the sections of the stadium complex, the Front Hall will be were the confection and merchandise stands are located. Please take note of the guest hotels.


Nataze: If you'll turn the Map around, you will see the layout of the stadium's underbelly where our STATE OF THE ART AND UP TO FEDERAL REGULATIONS medical facility will take care of any and all injuries characters sustain through the course of the tournament. No access to Spectators, our apologies, as well as rooms for the Kombatents.


Nataze: Plebian seats are numerous and free of charge for access.


Nataze: Tower box seats are not free however, and are much more limited, as there are only 6 boxes.


Nataze: Our betting office is open at all times and cheating will result in INDENTURED SERVITUDE


Nataze: Our dedicated Janitor staff ensures you will have a clean and hygenic stay with us/ Please enjoy your stay


Sir! The guests are arriving


IT. BEGINS.

[Galloglasses]

Also I feel I should point out, the wedding in the first panel was a reference to my brother's wedding this past Easter, not that silly Hussie thing going on with vriska

[Destruction Dragon 360]

Well, this should be a blast!
Shit, forgot my shades.

Booyah

[Fuade]

Can I bring back the old Kombat area?

I've got two other Fuades floating around and I can totally bring back the old Kombat arena

[Galloglasses]

nope, new arena.

But its not like I could stop you bringing all of the fuades anyway

[swampmist1142]

Do I have to use pictures?

[Galloglasses]

Do I have to use pictures?

Pretty much yeah

[swampmist1142]

...shit. Welp. So I CAN'T use words instead? Becuase I can't draw, or anything realated to, for shit. Like, at all.

[PersonPerson]

Will there be snacks?

[Galloglasses]

Will there be snacks?

Yes

[PersonPerson]

Would you like to buy some STUFF?

[ponytailArtist]

Galloooooooo...

Before I draw myself into the stands, (and hopefully avoid causing 70% of the shenanigans again since I have adventures to run) could you maybe clarify that bit about the tower box seats? You don't expect us to pay real money to sit there, do you? o___o

[masterblade600]

Blade walks into the stands area.
"Damn It.... They don't accept Utopian money at the hotels.... Oh hey look stuff. Maybe i can buy stuff from this guy. He might accept Utopian money. Hey dude with the stuff. I'd like to know what kind of stuff you have and if you accept Utopian currency."

[PersonPerson]

This box has got stuff. I don't know what kind. It accepts any kind of currency or offerings. In return it gives you something. Whatever you get is up to the box itself.
Would you like to buy some STUFF?

[masterblade600]

Blade drops some money into the box.


A Mysterious Thingamabob pops out.

"You mean a Rubix Cube?"

No it's a Mysterious Thingamabob.

"It's a Rubix Cube...."

Stop breaking the fourth wall damn it!

"Not till you accept the fact it's a Rubix Cube."

Fine it's a Rubix Cube.
That's so a Mysterious Thingamabob.


Blade puts the Rubix Cube in his Inventory.

Inventory:

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Rubix Cube

[PersonPerson]

Would you like to buy anything else? The next thing could be a snack package.

[Galloglasses]

Galloooooooo...

Before I draw myself into the stands, (and hopefully avoid causing 70% of the shenanigans again since I have adventures to run) could you maybe clarify that bit about the tower box seats? You don't expect us to pay real money to sit there, do you? o___o

I was actually going to take a leaf out of Dexexe's book and start charging things like metapedas for it which would allow people to redeem said metapedas in the form of artings from me.

But for now just assume you paid money and take a box seat.

[Fuade]

WHAM

MEANWHILE, SEVERAL HOURS AGO

http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread...=1#post6302372


http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread...=1#post5175784

If you want to crash the ruined stadium into say, the dark side of the current asteroid you can, but you must emphasis this so people viewing wont think you just smashed my stadium and I allowed it to happen. That way you can do your thing and have an army of fuades charge across the asteroid towards the new tournament or whatever horrors you want to inflict on the readerbase. But I must insist that when you do so the old arena be destroyed in the process of the fuade invasion.

[Galloglasses]

Ok, that was actually rather epic

[Bropocalypse]

Aww hell. It's that guy from last time.



Fortunately I bought a seat in the box on the opposite side of the stadium. He won't be able to eat any of my friends over here.



Though I don't know if any of them will actually show up... I wonder if anyone else will sit here.

[swampmist1142]

Suddenly, and horribly drawn person sticks his head out of a horribly drawn portal!!!
Whelp, looks like I finally made it.

Thank god I went the extra mile and bought this seat using those like 20 gold bars I had from my time in the Minecraft world. Although, I really wish someone would represent me better...

[ponytailArtist]

==>


Best $26,000 I ever spent.

==>


This tower is reserved for me and fellow Space Cubans, assuming they actually show up. Thus far that includes:

-ranasan
-Elkian(medbot)
-Squiggles

Kind of overkill to rent the whole tower for a handful of folks, and I just KNOW someone is gonna sneak in here anyway, but it'll keep my shenanigans contained for the most part.

==>


For the most part. I've got PonitailArtist (AKA possible future Heartstuck cameo) down with the regular folk in case I want to get a little more involved. BTW, someone's perspective is a little off in this picture. Can you guess who?

Kid Icarus Uprising is an insanely awesome game btw

[Galloglasses]

Adventure Thread ll Kombat Chatroom

Nataze: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the first round of MSPA KOMBAT! First up is the eagerly anticipated bout between:

Nataze: BRUTARR THE BARBARIC!


"TOOOORRGAAAAATTTH!"


"Wait, where did my enchanted hat go to? which door did I enter, where the fu-"

Nataze: AND HIS OPPONENT, CHASTITY!



Er...



Nataze: Oh, there you are, I didn't see you there

"It's ok, I saw you." ouo

Nataze: ...Moving swiftly along


Nataze: Kombatents, please move towards the center of the stadium



Ford: Pretty sure I'm gonna bet on the big bastard over there.
Yeah?
Ford: Yeah cus, like, look at him, he's basically a prehistoric wrestler and he's going up against a fat kid?
Your money man
Ford: I thought you were gonna bet on Brutarr too?
Yeah, but then I realise if I bet on someone, everyone else will bet on that person to win


And we can't have that

[Galloglasses]

ASK THE CHILD WHERE IS THE WARRIOR YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FIGHTING
IS IT THE GLOWING ONE OVER IN THE SKY OR ONE OF THOSE CLAD IN PURPLE

Brutarr: I'm supposed to fight someone? Surely not you?


Brutarr: Where's my real opponent? This child is hardly a warrior.

Chastity: Introduce him to your No No place

Yes.


What a delightful idea.


GRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH