MSPA Kombat Tournament - Fan Shenanigans Thread

[Galloglasses]

>Go, Brutarr! You don't know what fear is! Oh well you KNOW that, you are not that silly...

Fear what? All you heard was a light buzzing noise


Well, you do suppose that fuzzy black fog appeared at the same time as the noise, but it would be foolish to fear smoke


You're pretty sure Smoke can be killed. It'll bleed like anything else. Assuming smoke bleeds blood and not something weird.

Like Oil.

BY GODS
A DEMON HAS POSSESSED THAT LITTLE GIRL
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DO

>Counter his yelling with your yelling

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRG GGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

Go Brutarr! Show her your sword-arm!

It's okay man, swords beat everything.

Chastity: IRGFHUGHHRUAGHGHHOLLLGRAH

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*was going to be longer but I had to go dig up four trees using a pickaxe

No, I am not being fascicious, I am serious

[Galloglasses]

You guys do know you can engage in shenanigens while the fight is going on, right?

[Dalmationer]

Dalm turns up, and is rendered in a somewhat halfhearted manner. He posesses an inordinately capacious sandwich bag, which undoubtedly contains numerous sandwiches or other such treats.

[Galloglasses]

YOU'VE GOT IT RIGHT WHERE YOU WANT IT

Burst out of it's stomach

Brutarr: OFF WITH ITS TONGUE!!!!!!!

Slice n Dice!

It's just smoke, right? Just push your way through and kill her.

COME OUT THE OTHER END

Brutarr: stab stab stab.

--EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGG GGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH




















Nataze: Shouldn't you be doing something?
Why?
Nataze: Chastity is killing the audience
So?
Nataze: .... She is potentially Godmodding
Oh. Oh right, I'll step in. I GUESS.




Excuse me lassy


I'm pretty sure I cant just let you go about with this hax shit you're pulling. No damage when Brutarr attacks you? Are you serious? I'm just going to have t-


-URK!


TGHSRTHTYJTYJYUJKYUJYUKRYIKIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Destruction Dragon 360]

*CRASH*

meep

[Fuade]

[ponytailArtist]

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Oh hell the fuck no. I did not pour a ton of money down the drain just to get caught in MORE SHENANIGANS. You keep that thing away from me.

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Single use offensive item. Deals huge damage to hostiles in a certain blast radius and generally kills the smaller things.

Current target: Where the wolf thing used to be, which includes Brutarr and Galloglasses if they're still stuck in it.

[Fuade]

PA YOU FOOL! YOU DIDN'T COUNT TO THREE FIRST

[ponytailArtist]

OH SHI-

Naw but I never actually saw Monty Python before. Just go with video game logic and assume it explodes on contact with the bad guys.

[thetoastking]

Is this it? Ah, yes it is! Finally. Sorry I'm late chaps, I had to grab some refreshments. I heard this was going to be a good one this year. It's also the last time I take interstella 5 to this asteroid. Ugh. Talk about confusing.

So what's all this commotion? Someone hit the loony bin again? I swear, escaping from there was a pain in the ass. Anywho, I don't know if you get this a lot, but you seem familiar. Have we met before?

[Zolen]

Ahaha! That sounds fun, what did I miss!?


Dang that looks sweat! Bun head? You edible? I forgot to bring cash with me. Don't question how I got here.


Dang it, why do humans have such hard to make hands.

[thetoastking]

I dare say I am not. I've been in the cold vacuum of space, I'd be rather trite and crunchy. ... How did you get here? You said you had no cash on you? Are you implying you... Stole a seat? Ugh. Whatever man. You're welcome to have some of my popcorn before the authorities come up to check everyone's tickets.

[Zolen]

Sweat! Ahaha!

I wonder if there are any walking sticks of butter around. Ahaha. Thanks for the food bun head.

[Galloglasses]

Brutarr: dont notice she isnt taking damage continue attacking

>Brutarr: Resume slashing the beast into ribbons! That usually works. Unless they force you to solve riddles first but that's not the case right now.

YOU. ARE.
TRYING.

Brutarr: Eat her health bar.

You have no idea what a health bar actually is, but being a barbarian, you don't know that it isnt actually a thing so you try to eat it anyway.

Its as hard as wood.

Or just snap it in half over your knee or something. You know, whatever.

You give it your best shot with Gorehack, but you only succeed in breaking the blackness of the healthbar, You are sure this has achieved absolutely nothing.

NO-NO PLACE HAS NOW LOST IMMORTALITY

>Galloglasses: Be freed of the monster due to HOLY HAND GRENADE. (see shenanigan thread) Retrieve Canon Cannon from wherever.

You are now briefly Galloglasses

and you are fucking terrified.

A creation's creative power is so strong that it can engulf and destroy a creative creature itself

even one with eldritch powers such as you

which you are now learning

the hard way

by being digested in the basest imaginative depths of a little girl

forever


You see forever, things man was not meant to know

you now know the face of the meta for you are travelling its recurse

that of the meta succumbing to the creation of a creation which is a reflection of the real

You have seen the sights of gods

You-


Are wondering just what in the blue bloody hell is causing that ticking noi-


OH FU-


NO-NO PLACE HAS BEEN SLAIN
-uuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK


KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk


Demonsul: Do you think we should-
Ford: Nah, fuck 'im

Brutarr: Rip Chastity from the beast and eat her like a some awesome guy would do to his enemys hearts!

Brutarr: Come here you
Oh dear

Try eating her

Brutarr: You know, you put up alot of fight, I shall eat you now and consume your power, just like I did with Gutt

> Chastity:

fuck you OuO

Fuck your shit
Brutarr: What the deuce?


I must go now, this little play date really tuckered me out


I must go back to my No-No place now, it'll be nice and quiet there after all this. Goodbye


zzzzzzzzz


Kingmaker: Does... does this mean Brutarr wins?






Nataze: ...Yyyyyyyyyyyyyesss?


KOMBATENT BRUTARR HAS WON THE DAY


CHOOSE YOUR NEXT KOMBATENTS

[Demonsul]

What's all this about not paying?


We frown on that here, you know.


Bring money next time!

[Zolen]

(I have no idea how to react to that....what booth might be under me, or will I have to save myself from falling into the arena?)

[Demonsul]

(I have no idea how to react to that....what booth might be under me, or will I have to save myself from falling into the arena?)

(You might as well just land in the arena. Maybe then you'll feature in the next fight of the main thread! And most likely be brutally killed, but there you go.)

[Fuade]

[Daedalus]

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH







"Oww..."

[Squiggles]

Tearing through a chaos realm's barrier a fresh spectator arrives.



They drift towards a familiar energy signature.

[Galloglasses]

Adventure Thread ll Kombat Chatroom

Nataze: And now, for our next match, from the red gate itsss:

Nataze: Man-Man!


"JUSTICE!"

Nataze: Aaaaaand all the way from an earth you may not remember iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiits:

Nataze: Sarah from Spark!


"I Guess I should step out here now? Oh God, I hope nothing like the last fight happens."

Nataze: Would the Kombatents kindly meet in the center of the Arena.


Nataze: Hey Kingmaker, put me down for 50 for the girl to win
Kingmaker: Hey-
Nataze: Don't give me that neutrality shit, you bet too, just like last time.
Kingmaker: I was just going to say I thinkt he smart money is on the stick man
Nataze: Nah man, this girl has like crasy eldritch powers or some shit? Judging by the last fight, that seems to be a safe bet.
Kingmaker: Wouldn't count on it, I seent he universe the stick guy is from, he's got some tricks up his sleeves.
Nataze: Whatever
Pharmacy: Can I get in on this?
Demonsul: SLaves can't bet on fights, we're staff
Ford: Put some money down you pussy
Sega: When's Gallo gonna get back?
Ford: Nobody Cares.



Table of costs coming soon.

[Fuade]

[masterblade600]

Blade sits on the bleachers and a device appears in his hands.
"I guess I'll have to go read a bit of these adventures and see which one would be better to bet on...."

[Bropocalypse]

Blurgh. Diet swill! I refuse to deal in anything with artificial sweeteners!



Begone, foul beverage! Never darken my fridge door again!

[Zolen]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Sweat Tab, Dude, Sarah. 25 tab, make me rich!


Anybody miss me?

(Dang it, won't let me delay > )