Rebuild of Cordless

[Sega]

Rise and shine.







Today is a special day for a Terronian coming of age.







That is to say, you are now this guy.

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Hey guys. I'm gonna rely on a combination of old reader intuition and new reader (haha yeah right) confusion to pull this through the intro.

[Zombiitwo]

HOLY SHIT YES I LOVE YOU SEGA
MARRY ME

>Yes.
>Exposit on number of external metal limbs.

[mr_y_not]

Eclipse the sun with your pincers!

Also why so gloom?

[CryCold]

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New reader but TVtropes lurker so I kinda know what this is about so not really. Time to add some confusion.

>Exposit on Striking Facial Markings

[RPGeesus]

> Bask in the glorious sunrise!

[Bropocalypse]

He's sad because he grew a nose :<

[Anomaly]

Oh come on how can you even be that sad?

You have goddamn robot claw tentacles.

I mean seriously how can you be depressed about anything ever

[Aryogaton]

> It's Sunday, isn't it? Must be Sunday.

> Launch a sublime soliloquy about your laments about this special day. Inner monologue, of course, because that kind of stuff never actually goes out your mouth.

[okniwy]

I'm not sure you are allowed to do a rebuild without making a trippy, kill-em-all ending for the original...

But really great to have this back again.

>Exposit on apparent lack of enthusiasm.
Followup> Actually be pretty happy, just tired from staying up to watch the sunrise.

Edit:
>And your name is...?

[Mibbs]

Go find some heavy machinery to lift.

[Cauchemar]

Will there be children songs during particularly gorish sequences, nekketsu everywhere and absurdly shaped enemies?

[Sandvich King]

This is back??? Woo!

> Enter Name: Goldface McPincerback

> Exposit on why you're upset

[Jovian]

I ACTUALLY SCREAMED

>elaborate on this coming of age what-have-you! why so glum?

[makuta]

I have to ask, how long are you planning on having this adventure run Sega?

[ponytailArtist]

Oh hey, it's this thing again. Maybe this time I'll actually get a word in. yay~

>Indulge urge to exposit about things despite that no one can hear you.

[negativeProximity]

>PARTY LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW

>BOOYAH!

>Maybe.

[Lisawags]

>Stare blankly into space and sigh because of your new responsibilities as a young adult

ALTERNATIVELY

>PARTY PART PARTY BOOZE PARTY PARTY ICE CREAM

ALTERNATIVELY x2

>Plot: ADVANCE

[Godbot]

'BOUT FUCKING TIME

> Whatcha sad about, four-cord

[Ford Johnes]

Oh boy everyone's favorite least favorite adventure is back.

>Stop crying.

[Sega]

...







You're going to have to catch a train later.







And it's safe to say that for someone in your shoes, that's bad news.

[Ford Johnes]

>Should've bought Nikes, man.

[Lisawags]

>Avoid riding on train

OR

>Do something fun to keep your mind off of that while you wait.

[HiHeiwa]

>Where will the train take you? Labour camps?

[Loather of Irk]

Won't food rations be dropped in soon? Go get yourself some breakfast.

[Cyros]

Okay, movie time to express my joy:



>Monologue to your cords, because they obviously have minds of their own. Right?