Sex Ed Thread Six (Sex, Gender, and Relationship Q&A)

[YoshiEgg360]

shhh its okay we love you even if you dont

OH MAN THE FEELS. ;_;

[Tirgo]

OH MAN THE FEELS. ;_;

this is mspa forums

we know that feel



we feel that you should feel your feels and feel them

[YoshiEgg360]

Try the feel.

Also my girlfriend just showed up to my house with a coconut.

[Fish]

I suggest: Eating it. You take a big knife and you just sort of whop it downward. You can also use a hammer, or a saw. But there is this sort of bowling ball like set of three little dark spots; that is its Weakness. Save the water if you can, it's tasty.

[Tirgo]

Try the feel.

Also my girlfriend just showed up to my house with a coconut.

tell her i said hi

[YoshiEgg360]

She shaved it and then put a little green bendy straw in it. I'm chugging the water as we speak.

[Tirgo]

She shaved it

WAIT WHAT.

and then put a little green bendy straw in it. I'm chugging the water as we speak.

wait...

what.

oh, coconuts. ok.

[YoshiEgg360]

...that is something that I should have thought over. XD

Also my friend was like "oh, so she showed up with three coconuts, then". Zing.

[Tirgo]

Also my friend was like "oh, so she showed up with three coconuts, then". Zing.

i don't get it

[YoshiEgg360]

i don't get it

The other two coconuts being her breasteses.

[Tirgo]

The other two coconuts being her breasteses.

oh my god my mom says breasteses sometimes

...are you my mom?

......are you a lesbian now?

[YoshiEgg360]

oh my god my mom says breasteses sometimes

...are you my mom?

......are you a lesbian now?

Yes and yes.

[Drillgorg]

Less silly more serious.

edit: By that I mean please keep in mind that this is an advice thread, not a chat thread. Unless you're not actively dispensing advice or having a thoughtful discussion, I ask that you please take it elsewhere.

[pirrou]

Straight girl who lives 5000 miles away continues to flirt with me. In other news, the sky is blue.

Also, does telling somebody (in reference to his playing multiple instruments) that he "should look into transforming into an octopus and collaborating with [him]self" sound sexual? I sent it to somebody I just met, he hasn't replied yet, and I can't tell if it actually does, or if the internet has just ruined my brain.

[Freack]

Maybe a little it depends on the audience.

It is fairly easy to send something that says, "No weird anime stuff intended."

[pirrou]

As it happens, he works in a not-so-vanilla porn store.

Fuck it, I sent it almost 24 hours ago, I can't be bothered to correct myself now. The ship has left the harbor. I have told a new acquaintance to tentacle selfcest. This is my life.

[Hatman Hatmyth Hatlegend]

Eh, second day of training for this job I wrote "thorny tentacles" in a most legitimate way. I got stares.

It happens and typically, when it involves tentacle stuff most people tend to not think sexually.

[Tirgo]

I have told a new acquaintance to tentacle selfcest. This is my life.

good, you have become one of us

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

I'm still very troubled with my orientation. I second guess myself a lot. Like, "No you can't really be gay; that's ludicrous. Me? Gay? Absolutely preposterous." I am sort of paranoid that I am psyching myself into thinking that I'm gay, I guess?

Mostly because I'm not like "OMG HOT GUY BONER SEX," and I suppose that's how I expect I should be feeling. It is more like "That is a fellow whom I would consider engaging in sloppy makeouts with." Although admittedly most of this is probably attributed to me not having any experience whatsoever.

And then there's all sorts of social pressures and the fact that my parents would probably basically disown me. Then I have doubts about my abilities to sustain a homosexual relationship for no reason in particular. Then there's the issue that I most definitely would like biological offspring at some point in my life, but the again there's that a relationship with a girl might not be "as good," considering that they do nothing for me sexually. I'm definitely not REPULSED by women, though; they're just very "meh," to me.

Also, may I reiterate that pretending to be sexually attracted to women to your cousin is basically terrible, speaking of that? Because it is.

Arg, it's just so frustrating. My brain is like a whirlwind of confusion and porn.

[avolitionalArtisan]

You could always do a surrogate parentship thing?

[Drillgorg]

Is it really important to you that a child has your genes? If I was in your situation I would probably plan on adopting, not surrogate parentship. I mean like, there are a lot of orphans out there that need parents.

[chimaeraUndying]

I'm still very troubled with my orientation. I second guess myself a lot. Like, "No you can't really be gay; that's ludicrous. Me? Gay? Absolutely preposterous." I am sort of paranoid that I am psyching myself into thinking that I'm gay, I guess?

I've found that single-word descriptors are usually more of a guideline than an actual binding contract. Don't let your internal conflict over whether or not you fit into a specific box rule your life, because you will probably never find any boxes that are a perfect fit. Don't assume that you should feel a specific way about specific things, figure out how you do feel about things and feel that.

I mean like, there are a lot of orphans out there that need parents.

Furthermore, adding additional children to the planet isn't necessarily the best thing for the environment at large (hummuns ain't terribly good for nature in large quantities), so by adopting someone you not only improve a life that already existed, but also help the environment!

[Hatman Hatmyth Hatlegend]

And then there's all sorts of social pressures and the fact that my parents would probably basically disown me. Then I have doubts about my abilities to sustain a homosexual relationship for no reason in particular.

Also, may I reiterate that pretending to be sexually attracted to women to your cousin is basically terrible, speaking of that? Because it is.

Arg, it's just so frustrating. My brain is like a whirlwind of confusion and porn.

Yeah, those are kind of tell tale signs that you're not paranoid and may be actually scared (for legitimate reasons) of living your orientation. It doesn't mean you have to think about boners all the time but typically straight dudes do not worry about having sloppy makeouts with other dudes.

[Tirgo]

as a side note, adoption is a lot more difficult than you would expect from movies, it's a process that could take months. see number five on this slightly hilarious yet trustworthy article

ace, there's also a possiblity that you may be homomantic or something like that. maybe you just don't have a large interest in jumping the bones of people in general, but prefer dudes romantically? i have like no idea

dont tell your family until you no longer depend on them for money and stuff and if they can't handle you being gay then they're the one with issues. i say after you depend on them because depending on your family, they may just flat-out refuse to give you money and stuff, which would tank your life. i dont know what else to say.

[deltron zero]

I'm still very troubled with my orientation. I second guess myself a lot. Like, "No you can't really be gay; that's ludicrous. Me? Gay? Absolutely preposterous." I am sort of paranoid that I am psyching myself into thinking that I'm gay, I guess?

Mostly because I'm not like "OMG HOT GUY BONER SEX," and I suppose that's how I expect I should be feeling. It is more like "That is a fellow whom I would consider engaging in sloppy makeouts with." Although admittedly most of this is probably attributed to me not having any experience whatsoever.

And then there's all sorts of social pressures and the fact that my parents would probably basically disown me. Then I have doubts about my abilities to sustain a homosexual relationship for no reason in particular. Then there's the issue that I most definitely would like biological offspring at some point in my life, but the again there's that a relationship with a girl might not be "as good," considering that they do nothing for me sexually. I'm definitely not REPULSED by women, though; they're just very "meh," to me.

Also, may I reiterate that pretending to be sexually attracted to women to your cousin is basically terrible, speaking of that? Because it is.

Arg, it's just so frustrating. My brain is like a whirlwind of confusion and porn.

Dude, I kind of know how you feel. I'm bisexual, and I'm not all "OMG HOT GUY BONER SEX" either, but it's not actually requisite for being attracted to men. No, if you're really doubting with whether or not you're actually gay or not, then I'd say just go with what feels more natural to you. But most importantly, I would stop differentiating between "Gay" and "normal", let things go however they feel the most natural, shoot, whatever feels right to you, is normal.

And as for your parents, unless you're sure they'd kick you out on the street and you'd have no where to go, I would say tell them if you feel you have to. But if you sense there could be any danger involved at all, it can really wait until you move out man.

IMPORTANT: I'm just giving you my two cents man. I've never struggled with this, but I'm not flamboyant as would be expected of someone who's into dudes. I've never had to worry about social pressures, because I never felt a reason to go shouting it around town. I've also never been in a relationship, so don't think you're talking with an expert. I'm just letting you know that you should calm down and take it easy, it makes things better to deal with.