KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS (NSFW) - NOW A FRUITY WEBCOMIC

[ODK]

You like, totally ponder a dizzying array of possibilities. You could run back to the party. You could stand outside the stall like a creeper. You could totally scream at the top of your lungs in a horrified attempt at humor. Frankly, you're a little paralyzed. Do you knock? Do you cough and thereby acknowledge your presence making the situation about 50 times more awkward?



Unfortunately your body, as it has been consistently doing since the 7th grade, betrays you again by flinging you right at the door in a futile attempt to combine all three of your bizarre and seemingly random impulses.

[ODK]

Um, wait. Nevermind. Looks like you slipped. On all this

BLOOD

[PersonPerson]

Do a taste test to see if it's really blood.
Look up dramatically.

[Ed]

CALM YO TITS

[98714123340]

Flip out.

[Solaris]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[dragonpaul99]

It's probably just a prank by the other sorority girls. But whatever you do, don't make an ass of yourself.

[Whimbrel]

Put those shades on so no one can see how much you are freaking out

[ODK]

Flip out.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD. You are seriously, like, no joking flipping your shit right now. Oh man, your sisters are going to be SO PISSSED. oh man, you better not get it on your top or itll take ages to wash out how is there so much blood here oh my god is that heavy breathing? there is something moving up there. You should probably KEEP LOOKING AT THE FLOOR DON'T LOOK UP OH MY GOD

Not only did you just walk in on someone getting it on but there's some freaky cosmo shit going on here

you prepare to freak out

god now you're sweating again, you really are freaking out and its going to rune your makeup

CALM YO TITS

Put those shades on so no one can see how much you are freaking out

Y-YOU'RE RIGHT. COOL AND PEPPY AND FUN.

IGNORE HEAVY BREATHING. GOTTA ACCESSORIZE. GOT TO LOOK CALM.

ok, you put on your really expensive sunglasses that you bought because you're PRETTY CERTAIN it would make you fit in- I mean, make you more popu- I mean, look good with your outfit. You feel better. You're in control. You MEANT to do that. Heavy breathing and that vague gurgling sound doesn't mean anything.

It's probably just a prank by the other sorority girls. But whatever you do, don't make an ass of yourself.

Duh! You've always thought about dumping a gallon of blood in the bathrooms just to mess with your BFFs.

Do a taste test to see if it's really blood.

Sleuth time!

It's blood alright. Gross.

[ODK]

Ok there are definitely some freaky noises going on now. M-m aybe you should look ...holyshitwhatareyoudoingherewhatthefuckisgoingon NOPE! Not going to look up. going to keep sleuthing. Gosh, this heavy breathing is really, like, ragging on your style.

what could be the source of all this blood? Um, a silly sorority girl like you wouldn't really know, maybe you have to sleuth further! Sleuth FURTHER INTO IGNORANCE

[Solaris]

...why do you know what blood tastes like?

also, really, you just discovered a bunch of blood, you are a blond, this is a school setting
EVERYTHING POINTS TO TWO THINGS
ONE
YOU ARE IN A HORROR MOVIE
TWO
YOU ARE PROBABLY GOING TO DIE FIRST

As such, you must fulfill your role as first (or first female if there is a black guy somewhere) person to die and scream out your little lungs.

[Solaris]

OH MY GOD THOSE ARE TENTACLES WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING RUN
RUN NOW
CUT THE ACT, CUT THE CRAP, JUST
RUN

[98714123340]

Look up.

[PersonPerson]

Blindly crawl foward.

I've seen enough hen- nope.
NOPE NOPE NOPE.

[Askia]

maybe theres a murder weapon somewhere on the floor keep looking

[ODK]

maybe theres a murder weapon somewhere on the floor keep looking

YOU CANNOT SLEUTH HARD ENOUGH, THERE IS JUST A LOT OF BLOOD, UNLESS BLOOD IS THE MURDER WEAPON. DEVIOUS.

OH MY GOD THOSE ARE TENTACLES WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING RUN
RUN NOW
CUT THE ACT, CUT THE CRAP, JUST
RUN

oh god that noise, that smell, you get up, postponing your SLEUTHING SESSION, there's no way you can continue it with these DANK VIBES

Unfortunately, as you are trying to figure out a crawling/sliding combination to make your exit, you

Look up.

there is no sleuthing, only the smell of blood and bile and a wet smacking sound

and heavy breathing



your shades fly off, you really wish they didn't

and you slip

again

[Varkarrus]

This reminds me of that music video with those teens breaking into the pool at night and everyone got killed.

[98714123340]

GTFO

[PersonPerson]

[Woo. Someone finally made a reference to that.]
Run/Crawl away quickly. Screaming.

[Doofaeus]

Tattoo that you definitely don't have: Activate tentacle monster repellent magic

[PyroThermal]

Defend thyself with the arcane arts originating from the tattoo on your back that you totally don't have.

[creestaleen]

Scratch that persistent itch on your back because that's the most logical thing to do.

[Xander]

FLEE! TENTACLES ARE BAD ENOUGH FOR HOT BABES! TENTACLES AND BLOOD IS WORSE!

[Zombiitwo]

Slightly NSFW, I suppose.

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Is this whole adventure just an adventurization of Dye's "Fantasy" music video?

Just kidding, looks like a great adventure!
>Realize that this is just like the Lovecraft you were reading last week.

[Varkarrus]

GTFO

This. Unless you were referring to me in which case no.