KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS (NSFW) - NOW A FRUITY WEBCOMIC

[trueBug]

Heheh. Book it. :V

> Oscar: Groan at pun, grab book and skedaddleydoo

[ODK]

You are ALLISON.

You think you're just about done crying.

[brainfree]

Head towards the totally sweet rave thats going on over there.

[Redux]

> Hit source of light. It's irritating to freshly wept eyes.

[PersonPerson]

Both of these^^

[Whimbrel]

Find a book uh I mean magazine to read and cheer yourself up. About hair. And makeup. And boys.

You'll need some light to read by.

[Superstar]

I am entertained. Greatly Entertained. This is well constructed, well drawn, and absolutely AWESOME. +1 reader.

[Lurkmeister]

Allison: Finish crying. Head towards the light! See what it is. Maybe it's a magic talking opossum with a totally rad eyepatch or something. Or maybe it's a single dragon tear. Or maybe it's some naughty artifact. Or it could be an eldritch bird dropping. You don't really know what it is. Hence the whole "go check it out" suggestion.
If it isn't particularly interesting (outside of colorful trippiness), use it to look around. Maybe find some clothes. Preferably the least naughty ones you can find, but about anything is better than a bikini right now.

[distainfulCatalyst]

>Eye of Gog Agog: have recovered enough mana by this point to start glowing eerily, and perhaps start offering pointed criticisms to the useless meat-stick you've landed yourself with.

[Doofaeus]

Allison - Give in to teen curiosity/increasing coolness factor and investigate demon's booze stash within coat.

[Godbot]

> Rummage around and see what kinda stuff a demon keeps in his pocket dimensions

[Schazer]

> Rummage around and see what kinda stuff a demon keeps in his pocket dimensions

Find and snort dimension lint.

[pikajens]

Try to remain sane. You just got stuffed into a coat, which sort of works like Hermione Granger's bag from that book about wizards that you totally haven't read.

And the guy, well he seems to be based on a Japanese Oni, which is a demon which you know nothing about.

Keep calm, accept magic exists, carry on.

Perhaps you should look and see what other objects are near you.

[Anthano Zasalla]

> Whoooa, why does heaven look like a disco joint

[Morphimus]

> Whoooa, why does heaven look like a disco joint

Uhh... Why does your idea of heaven NOT look like a disco joint?

[Iarei]

ADVENTURE!
So Allison is a bibliophile stuck in some sort of pocket-dimension with an eldritch book of infinity. . . Who want's to bet she contracts another magical tramp stamp? I wonder if magic tramp stamps cohabitate well. I'm a bit surprised the DARK MISTRESSES didn't leave anyone to guard the library entrance.

"ZHUM-AKUL is a very lonely archfiend."

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Edit : If it's a book if infinity, Let's hope it will contain information on how to shift between the forms of the INFINITE ALLISON. Perhaps not all the forms, but certainly the forms you have already been. This would be considerably cooler and more useful than another annoying, itchy hell-brand. (no offense EoGA)

[ODK]

Head towards the totally sweet rave thats going on over there.

You know what? You'd rather NOT. That sounds like something that immature, timid, fat, stupid Allison would do. You'd rather be fake, blonde Allison right now because she doesn't get almost killed by horrible monsters and thrust into some nightmare and kidnapped by -

Find a book uh I mean magazine to read and cheer yourself up. About hair. And makeup. And boys.
You'll need some light to read by.

FUCK BOOKS. All they did was make you introverted and have no social skills and really fucked up the rest of your life. It took you a long time to even work the courage up to TALK to other people. You're not about to get stuck in some stupid fucking escapist fantasy world again. Books can go -

Allison - Give in to teen curiosity/increasing coolness factor and investigate demon's booze stash within coat.

... haha that's funny because YOU ALMOST DI-

> Hit source of light. It's irritating to freshly wept eyes.

you are INCREDIBLY TEMPTED TO -

Allison: Finish crying. Head towards the light! See what it is. Maybe it's a magic talking opossum with a totally rad eyepatch or something. Or maybe it's a single dragon tear. Or maybe it's some naughty artifact. Or it could be an eldritch bird dropping. You don't really know what it is. Hence the whole "go check it out" suggestion.
If it isn't particularly interesting (outside of colorful trippiness), use it to look around. Maybe find some clothes. Preferably the least naughty ones you can find, but about anything is better than a bikini right now.

SHUT UP! FUCK THESE STUPID RANDOM IMPULS -

ADVENTURE!

ADVENTURE is for nancy drew or harry potter or some other fucking goody two shoes made up person in some stupid fucking kids story, you basically have no idea where you are and you almost died and now you're stuffed in some coat somewhere by some creepy rape demon. You HATE this bullshit.

Keep calm, accept magic exists, carry on.

Perhaps you should look and see what other objects are near you.

Whatever.

> Rummage around and see what kinda stuff a demon keeps in his pocket dimensions

OK, totally of your OWN VOLITION and not out of any SENSE OF ADVENTURE or anything, you do have to admit this guy has a TON of random shit.



You can see a WELL CRAFTED POCKET WATCH, a SEXY ACTION FIGURE, a BRONZE STRAIGHT RAZOR, some kind of TOOTH, several BOOKS (fuck that), a EERILY GLOWING TOME, an INVERTED CRUCIFIX, an EYEBALL, two LUMINOUS FEATHERS, a POLAROID, a BOX OF CRACKERS, a ROBIN EGG ON A CHAIN, three WEIRD CANDLES, a tube of LIPSTICK, a JEWELED DAGGER, three GOLDEN KEYS, one SILVER KEY, two PHILTERS of some blue liquid, a CLAW, two BULLETS, a SANDWICH, a BLACK STONE KEY, a SKULL, and a lot of LIQUOR. There's a big red bottle of DEVIL LIQUOR, a glowing green bottle of some EDRITCH BOOZE, a big bottle of something labeled GAB.

this guy is a serious hoarder, what the fuck. Might as well make yourself comfortable and get your drink on while you're here?

[Bloddyredcommie]

Drink ELDRITCH BOOZE, because at this point you've lost all ability to give a shit.
Also, see if he's got any clothes stashed in here.

[Jacquerel]

Say hi to that skull

[suomynonAyletamitlU]

> You know Allison, if you're going to be fake blonde Allison, you might as well cut your hair short, grab the dagger, and pull some major 'tude out of your pretty little white ass, becoming Fake Kickass Action Babe Allison instead of Fake Bimbo Allison. You still have all the repression and self-esteem issues, but you get to stab people if they piss you off!

[alexthewhite]

> Remember from a stupid book that inverted crucifixes are a symbol of the Pope and Saint Peter, and Satanists misuse them.

> Eat the crackers, you're famished and deserve to be happy.

> Do not drink anything.

> Wrap the crucifix around the the jeweled dagger to make a potent demon-killing weapon.

> Attempt to read glowing tome. Fail to be driven mad by the contents.

> Sit on the robin egg until it hatches. Name the robin DICK.

> Stuff all the keys in your top. Never know when you'll need them.

[PersonPerson]

Drink everything.
Eat the sammich too.

[Varkarrus]

DONT drink the eldritch booze! Not even a sip!
However, read the tome (of Lord English?)

[Murder]

Allison: Drink and read everything and become some kind of grimdark witch.

[Bloddyredcommie]

Allison: Drink and read everything and become some kind of grimdrunk witch.

fixed it for you. You forgot a side effect of drinking everything.