Trollslum Cafe XCVIII: Today's Special: Brownies

[CraftyJongleur]

Lyuben grins as he sees his favorite little limeblood approaching him.

Ah, Lenora, how nice TOOO see YOOO. I am DOOOING quite well, thank YOOO! And I trust that I find YOOO in good spirits as well?

Yeah, he hasn't been paying attention at all.

[Yossarian]

Enine ducks around towards Lyuben's side.

*SNRK* Whatcah got bathrobed freak. Whatcha got eh? He tries to grab at the pipe in Lyuben's hand, ignorant of Lenora's question, but he makes sure that Lenora's behind him, in case the smoking dude tries anything.


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Oh jesus, what's happening.

yap yap wh-what??? Y-Your eyes!!! He yelps as she yells.

[Chumemi]

"That sounds lame." She said, laughing at him. "Fortunately, i've got to feed shit to a certain someone." With that, she heads out.

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">:V yap yap yap YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM WITH THEM, CUNT? yap yap yap V:<" She says, stomping her way to him.

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"Ambition isn't something in order to stay alive."

[Silvy]

She groans, and then moves around Eniine to sit down.

Hahahaha... Hahaha. Not really. She hisses at Eniine, and then just rolls her eyes. Ah, ||'m sorry about th|s.

[Strider]

And she is gone. Horrin really doesn't know how to feel about all this and just sits down somewhere. This has been a weird addition to the night for him.

[mr_19]

[|:| But to be with out it, can you really call tHAT living?

[Teslamagnetic Integration]

Still here, finishing checking on contracts and instead just having some water to pass the time.

[CraftyJongleur]

Lyuben mostly ignores Eniine, idly swatting him away like an annoying little insect.

Would YOOO care TOOO enlighten me as TOOO what has got YOOO feeling BLOOO? And what this...thing...is DOOOING?

[Chumemi]

"What would you say if i said yes?"

[Yossarian]

FUCK. she's coming, what to do what to do.

Uhhhhh they're p-pretty!!?!?! The green-blood yelps out in a hurry.

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Gimme that thing dammit since he doesn't seem to really be paying attention, he tries to grab the green-blood's glasses instead. Generally being a nuisance.

I ain't a thing buddy *snrk* and shut yur trap before you get covered in a bag'a flour, like Lenora there *snrk* she knows what I mean. Wink wink at Lenora.

[mr_19]

[|:| tHAT you are just terribly pHAThetic. Even a red-blood like you should show a little drive in life.

[klaw]

This guy walks in with a new sprite...he sits down and looks around to see if anything interesting is happe-is that Ambika?

[Silvy]

She sighs again, and puts her head on the table.

Ah, just a couple of th|ngs've got me upset. Not that |t matters, of course.

[Chumemi]

"And I honestly should care because of the reason..? Your opinion doesn't matter to me anyways."

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">:V yap yap yap NICE EXCUSE SCUMBAG. NOW BOW DOWN ON YOUR FEET AND SAY 'IM FUCKING SORRY' A MILLION TIMES. yap yap yap V:<"

[JellyWish]

Muride enters the cafe as well, keeping up a cheery attitude, even she looks a bit worse for wear. Grateful for a place to stop and rest her feet, she collapses in a booth.

[mr_19]

[|:| If you had some drive, you might care. But no, you are going to sit there and do nothing all the time aren't you?

[Chumemi]

"Why does it concern you whether I care or not. And so what if I am going to?"

[Yossarian]

Oh god what the hell is happening.

O-ok ok! He yelps again, hopping out of his seat he prostrates himself at her feet, all quick-like.

Umm....do I havω to say it a million timωs? Maybω likω....two or thrωω timωs....

[illogicalInsomniac]

Yes, yes it is.
She continues looking around and scribbling in her notebook. Plenty of interesting stuff going on, it seems. She sees Destro and gives him a friendly wave.
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Oh, and Vesper leaves the cafe.

[mr_19]

[|:| You used to be much more fun to banter with. Who took the life out of you?

[Chumemi]

">:V yap yap yap A MILLION MEANS A MILLION yap yap yap V:<"

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"You."

[mr_19]

[|:| ....
Well then. Thats a tad awkward.
[|:| ...Would you like me to put it back?
Yes, smooth. Perfect response.

[Yossarian]

O-ok!!


So he starts rolling off with those sorries, confused as fuck and not sure what the hell he's doing. At her feet.

[Chumemi]

"What's done is done, Dope. "

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She assumed that was more than a million. she cant count anyways
">:V yap yap yap NOW GET ME AN ICED TEA. yap yap yap V:<"

[mr_19]

[|:| "Dope"..yes, tHATs a start. But no, let me put the rest back in you.