Trollslum Cafe XCVIII: Today's Special: Brownies

[mr_19]

[|:| I can ask forever and we both know you can say no forever, but can you really stand listening to me forever?

[Chumemi]

Praising doesn't affect her, really. ">:V yap yap yap SO WHAT? DOES THAT GIVE YOU THE PERMISSION TO STARE AT ME? yap yap yap V:<"

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"No. Even now you're irritating. But I can manage."

[mr_19]

[|:| But for how long? save your self the trouble and just tell me.

[Chumemi]

"No. I'm a patient kind of troll, I should say."

[Yossarian]

U-um...n-no?? It kinda..... just happωnωd

[mr_19]

[|:| Haha! No you're not, don't even pretend like I didn't get to know you.

[Chumemi]

"I would like to believe I have no relation to you whatsoever."

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">:V yap yap yap THEN KILL YOURSELF. yap yap yap V:<"

[JellyWish]

Muride shakes her head again, one hand pressing into her temple. This is getting so sad. She almost feels bad for him, but there's a stronger feeling of schadenfreude that makes watching all the more interesting.
She jots down a few more notes about the female troll he's talking to, or at least trying.

[mr_19]

[|:| Why, Phiona I'm hurt...but does tHAT have anything to do with wHAT your claim is "nothing"?

[Yossarian]

Oh hell naw.

Psssh, likω a two-by-four's going to gωt mω to do that, ωvωn if shω is prωtty. oh what'd he say? He doesn't seem to realize it himself.

[illogicalInsomniac]

Ambika picks up her notebook, downs the rest of her coffee, and leaves.

[Chumemi]

"I said it's nothing."

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">:V yap yap yap EXCUSE ME? yap yap yap V:<" She said, standing on her tippy toes.

[mr_19]

[|:| Bu~ut..it's not.

[Chumemi]

"Then believe what you want. I don't care."

[mr_19]

[|:| I already have wHAT I believe, wHAT I don't have is an answer from you.

[Yossarian]

Oh fuck, he didn't mean to say that.

You're r-rωally confusing!

[JellyWish]

Oooh, well this should be interesting.

[Chumemi]

She looks away, humming a tune. Ignoring mode go.

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">:V yap yap yap DO YOU REALLY WANT TO DIE? yap yap yap V:<"

[Yossarian]

Right now? Uh n-no, but maybω in a numbωr of swωωps yωs....?

[mr_19]

[|:| Ah, the humming. We're already on this stage? It won't be long before you tell me then!

[Chumemi]

A kick to the crotch it is.

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"I don't knooow you."

[JellyWish]

Muride winces, this troll doesn't seem to have a scrap of sanity in her. Maybe... she should say something?

[mr_19]

[|:| You know exactly who I am, Phiona.

[Chumemi]

She's covering her ears.

[mr_19]

Perfect. With her hands busy he grabs her sundae.