No More Eros

[Neopie]

> Takeshi: Train Formal Batman instead.

[Shadow Phoenix]

> Thief of love secret : be actually a girl.
>Thief of love : be hijacked by the GAME (oh noes! (and) oh yes!)

[Vancho1]

>Thief & Takeshi: Training montage Go!

>Observer: Make your presence known to the audience.
Alternatively,
>Ninja: See Thief moving on Takeshi. Contemplate the Thief's advances on yourself.

[Grug]

NO HOMO

Seconded

[Grug]

> Just noticed that Phantom Thief happens to have a concave outline, unlike the straight/convex of every male character seen so far. More indication of being female.

[Whimbrel]

>More homo

Seconded

[Heroguy]

Use your luck powers to increase the chance- Oh wait, wrong adventure.
Cut scene to that one dude who's name I forgot.

[Shailsnic]

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NO HOMO

>More homo

Small Child: Stare strangely at the two men that are touching each other in public.

[PersonPerson]

Now kiiiss.

[Cresent]

> Future Kiyoshi: Interrupt the moment by materializing from thin air and decking the Thief with one punch, thus setting up premises for rivalry between present-day Kiyoshi and said scoundrel.

> Takeshi: Flip out again.

[Kiniest]

Takeshi: Realize what's going on and not mind.

[Beatrice_the_Golden]

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Yes, ALL of the homo.

[One With Nothing]

Yes, ALL of the homo.

Always all of the homo!

[DairunCates]

>ALL of the homo.

Thief: This is my first real kiss, Takeshi...
Takeshi: You? Really? But you're so... so...
Thief: Shut up and kiss me already, you sexy, beautiful fool...

>Thief: Have a identity crisis.

Thief: OH GOD! WHAT AM I DOING!?
Takeshi: Oww....

>Takeshi: Realize what's going on and not mind.

Thief: AGH! I can't believe I let it effect me so quickly.
Takeshi: What are you talking about?
Thief: I almost kissed you!
Takeshi: And?
Thief: I'm not supposed to be romancing you. I'm supposed to be protecting you.

>Observer: Make your presence known to the audience.

Takeshi: Couldn't we do both? I don't see what the big deal i-
Thief: AAAAAAAAAGH! And I told her I could handle it. They'll never let me live this down. I've never been so mortified.
???: Yeah. I'd imagine almost making out with another man in public in that ridiculous getup would be.

>Small Child: Stare strangely at the two men that are touching each other in public.

Kid: Don't worry. You won't have to be embarrassed too long, Thief of Love.
Takeshi: Who are you?
Kid: Oh. I think your boyfriend there knows the answer to that.


Takeshi: What's the brat talking about?
Thief: How did you find him so fast?
Kid: I followed you.
Thief: But how?
Kid: I have my methods. Now. Hand him over, and I'll let you live. I'll even let you give him a goodbye kiss.


>Takeshi: "Is that a magical diamond pimp cane in your pocket, or..."

Thief: Takeshi. This is one of the people that's after you. Get back! I'll protect y-
Takeshi: Whoa! So that WAS a retractable cane in your pocket.
Thief: *sigh* Yes...
Kid: Oh. Don't worry champ. I'm sure he was happy to see you too.
Thief: You won't be laughing when I break your little glasses pipsqueak.

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> Get beaten up in a most humiliating manner.

[Shadow Phoenix]

>TOL: offers him a well deserved beating, expressing all your anguish and identity crisis.

[Pharmacy]

>Kid: Have backup.

>Takeshi: Get backup.

[Solaris]

TOL: Are you really allowed to beat up a kid with a pimp cane?

[Shadow Phoenix]

Sure he is!

[Sparrowsmith]

Good Dairun. Best update.

Thief: Become the Pimp Slayer (a pimp who slays).
While This plays.

[swampmist1142]

(is it wrong that I can't stop imagining Kiyoshi with a giant Panda persona simultaneously punching the chemist and a giant tentacle monster ala P4: The Animation?)
Takeshi: Run up and kick the little girl in the shins
Takeshi and Thief: Run like hell.

[Kiniest]

The Wheel of Fate is Turning

REBEL 1

ACTION

[DairunCates]

>TOL: Are you really allowed to beat up a kid with a pimp cane?

Kid: Are you really allowed as a paragon of justice to beat up an ordinary kid?
Thief: No...

>TOL: offers him a well deserved beating, expressing all your anguish and identity crisis.

Thief: ...But something tells me you're not an ordinary kid.
Kid: Let's see what you've got.

>Thief: Become the Pimp Slayer (a pimp who slays).

Kid: Hmmm...

>Thief: Get beaten up in a most humiliating manner.

Kid: Excellent misdirection and impressive speed to boot. I could never keep up or land a blow normally. Unfortunately for you...


Kid: ...you don't pack much punch, Thief.


Kid: So, it's really just a matter of letting you hit me with that pathetic swat you call an attack and catching you while you're off balance.
Thief: How...?
Kid: Am I so strong? You know the answer there. I'm no ordinary Kid. Surely you were prepared for this. I do have to say though, you're not nearly as strong as I heard. Perhaps you're not the real Thief of Love?


Kid: Still. I'm curious what you're hiding under that mask of yours.
Takeshi: SNEAK ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

>Takeshi: Run up and kick the little boy in the shins.

Thief: Takeshi... Run...
Kid: Seriously? I just crumpled your guardian in one punch after he broke a cane on me and you kick me in the shins? Are you really that stupid?
Takeshi: Don't underestimate me. I may surprise you. I'm full of surprises.
Kid: You're full of shit.
Takeshi: Maybe so...


Takeshi: ...But I'm stubbornest, blonde son of a bitch you'll ever meet.
Kid: This is just embarrassing.
Thief: Maybe for you.
Kid: Please. How could I possibly-?
Thief: Sparkledustinthefacesayswhat?
Kid: What?


Thief: Exactly.


Thief: Takeshi. I'm fine. He just knocked the wind out of me. Now run.
Takeshi: Just a few more. The little bastard deserves it after what he just did.
Thief: I can take care of myself. It's you, they're after.
Takeshi: *sigh* Fine. I got another idea anyway.

>Takeshi: Get backup.

Kiyoshi: Hello?
Takeshi: Hey man. What's up?
Kiyoshi: Nothing much. Mom just forced me to cook some cookies for Yuko.
Takeshi: Oh man. Those stupid ridiculously delicious ones you make? Sweet. So... Who's Yuko?
Kiyoshi: She's a girl that will be staying with me for a while.
Takeshi: OoooooooOOOOooooo. Kiyoshi has a girlfriend.
Kiyoshi: It's not like that.
Takeshi: Suuuuuuuuuuuure. Man. I'm so jealous. I bet you're getting all kinds of smooches and stuff.
Kiyoshi: Look. It's complicated. I don't have time to explain. Besides, weren't you going to bed anyway? Why are you calling, and why does it sound like you're running?
Takeshi: Oh... So... Remember when we were six and you said that if Dracula ever attacked me you'd knock him down in one punch because he's a wimp?
Kiyoshi: Takeshi... We were just joking around.


Takeshi: Yeah. So. Dracula's real. He looks like a 10 year-old boy, and he's super pissed that I kicked him in the shins like twenty times and Formal Batman threw pixie dust in his face. He's still chasing us. So, I'm gonna call in that promise now. I need you to beat up Dracula for me. Meet me at the park across the street from Lord of The Books. Later.


You... Probably should check that out.

>Takeshi and Thief: Run like hell.

Takeshi: Good. Kiyoshi will come help us.
Thief: Who's Kiyoshi?
Takeshi: My best friend.
Thief: So... How is that gonna help?
Takeshi: I dunno. He's pretty awesome and creative and stuff. I'm sure he'll come up with something.
Thief: He better.


Thief: So... Do you think we lost him?
Takeshi: He's pretty short. I don't think we have anything to worry about.
???: Oh. I wouldn't be so sure about that.


Kid 2: Seems to me like your problems have just doubled.
Takeshi: Awww maaaaan. I hate it when I just set someone up for a cool line like that.
Thief: Yeah. Me too. Should've seen that one coming.

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>BLIMP!

[Sparrowsmith]

Kiyoshi, come to the rescue! Pacify your enemies with delicious snacks.

Snacks which are poisoned!