I realize I'm like 5xposting, but if you want, I'll post the original latin. Typos and all. If you know latin, it might be more understandable. If you don't, then... there's still hope.
in Latine scribere adnotationes debeo ut examen Latinum studere possum.
Visceral in notitia CXCVII sentit se oppidi esse. quod? tormentum in Visce multo extat. cur ille stultus est nescio.
Sotek valde bonus est. specialiter, cum acuitatibus eius probo. responsum Vicis meum cerebellum dolorum sentire facit. Visceral, TE ODEO! sed notitia CCIII non mala est, sed Vic non clarus est. Vic numquam clarus erit.
probo amos in notitiis CCVI et CCVII. acuitas in Sotece exactae sunt.
Vic, bracae tuae noli perdere. quoque sacci magici non boni sunt. sed, si asciscis, totam partem asciscere debes.
gratias deis, vir quo Eliotem viderat extat!
deinde Inox carmen scribet. carmen non bonus est. hehe Inox semper me ridere facit.
TS iam mori debet, et Vic cras mori debebit.
cur Legendarem nemo amat? plostrum valde celeriter inceperat. valde valde celeriter. nonne homines in plostro mafias sunt?
numquam me observat. Legendary scumme tan omne scum in mundo. (quo Anglus declinatus est? non mihi est, certe.)
IN ANGLUS QUOD RAGEEEEE
Inox: Then again I'm just not at their level
WHY DO YOU HAVE NO SELF ESTEEM! YOU ARE A FLIPPIN GOOD PERSON, JUST STOP BEATING YOURSELF UP!
iterum in Latine quod studeri debeo.
inox civis credibilis est.
Jacq, acuites meae in te valde lubricae sunt. sed a Tea, MV similaris est ad me ad Jacqem.
myn non ludens? quod bilis!
Townlist:
Mirdini
amosmyn
P. Panic
What the Heck List:
Cat
Sotek
Jacq
Visceral
Straight Up Scum:
TS Eliot
AKCTea
Blah blah blah Q occessitur et "town survivor" erat.
AAAANNNNAAAATREEESSSIIISSS
This is what happens when I try to mix "studying for final exams" and "playing mafia."
And ya'll gonna get a D2 post of this buffoonery too.
Can't say I didn't spend my time on Latin.
NOTICE: Please please please do not call me Mathy or Mathie. I dunno, they just feel sort of condescending. You can call me by an assortment of other things, however.
Read this wonderful story by the wonderful Menek:
It's Sigquote Time:
Originally Posted by Slayer0
Originally Posted by Solaris
Here it is. The best post in Dersehunt.
Originally Posted by IRC
[21:59] <Deceptive> oh man math is gone
[22:00] <Deceptive> pretty sure math is integral to the universe
[22:00] <Deceptive> so basicly
[22:00] <Deceptive> we're fucked
[22:00] <Deceptive> which i could say it was nice knowing you all
[22:00] <Deceptive> but eh, we played mafia together
[22:00] <Deceptive> enough said
[22:02] <Jacquerel> mathia
...
[22:02] <Jacquerel> the natural numbers versus the unholy /negatives/
[22:03] <Jacquerel> I obliterate Mirdini as -3
ENM you are once again doing that thing where you respond to the 10% of my post it is in your convenience to respond to and ignore the rest.
Seastorm I have campaigned enough already, exactly 0 damns were given. I feel like I'm wasting my efforts here.
You know what, ENM is at least posting. Posts that feature some pretty stupid logic, but still posts.
TSE is turbolurking and that is unacceptable, and much worse. Vote: TS Eliot
If no one comments to this spoiler, I'll just post D2 reads in retranslated latin again. quod studire necessito.
NOTICE: Please please please do not call me Mathy or Mathie. I dunno, they just feel sort of condescending. You can call me by an assortment of other things, however.
Read this wonderful story by the wonderful Menek:
It's Sigquote Time:
Originally Posted by Slayer0
Originally Posted by Solaris
Here it is. The best post in Dersehunt.
Originally Posted by IRC
[21:59] <Deceptive> oh man math is gone
[22:00] <Deceptive> pretty sure math is integral to the universe
[22:00] <Deceptive> so basicly
[22:00] <Deceptive> we're fucked
[22:00] <Deceptive> which i could say it was nice knowing you all
[22:00] <Deceptive> but eh, we played mafia together
[22:00] <Deceptive> enough said
[22:02] <Jacquerel> mathia
...
[22:02] <Jacquerel> the natural numbers versus the unholy /negatives/
[22:03] <Jacquerel> I obliterate Mirdini as -3
Kay I am back!
Let's do the thing where we catch up from when I last posted shall we?
SPOILERED BECAUSE WALLS, BUT YOU SHOULD AT LEAST READ IT ONCE (Yeah, even you Tea) ((Some of this is varying levels of outdated))
#416 - Eliot - It's really not my favorite vote post, particularly as it played off of the "this guys DOUCHEY, let's kill hiiiiiiiiim" first of all which feels more like it's a policy lynch trying to express something that looks like original reasoning rather than just being an actual lynch. Can't tell if this is just cause you wrote it weird or if you actually have reasons here? Whatever, I am not giving you the benefit of the doubt.
Originally Posted by El Ninja Monkey
13) T.S. Eliot - How do you feel about Teas attack on Jacq? Which of the two do you dislike the most?
Also, did you ever answer this?
#417 - Sea - I'm pretty okay with you poking MV a bit more. After I look back at it, the main reasons he's a more towny player today is the fact that he actually SPOKE during the Great Chasm of Five Day Inactivity unlike some people : I And also his blatant magic bag which I will admit was pretty crappy? But yeah, more on that a bit later I guess.
Also I'd like to point out that just because Q's lynch ended badly, we weren't exactly unjustified in lynching someone who was pretty much being blatantly unhelpful (Not that I support Amos lynch anymore since it kind of just sat there for days but he totally needs to step up his game )
#418 - Eliot - Wow can I point out you are being inconsistent as hell about your Q wagon reasoning?
I didn't avoid voting Q because I didn't like the wagon, I didn't vote Q because I had hammer power and didn't want to hammer thirty minutes before deadline.
When you had said
SECOND OFF, I did point out why I didn't think he would flip scum. I said we didn't have much to go off of. That was the only indicator he had given which seemed scummy to me, and even though it made him the best lynch target I could find with my depressingly little spare time during D1, I still didn't think it was enough for a scum flip to be likely.
which makes me go hrm because you are either saying you thought he would flip town and therefore you really shouldn't like the wagon OR are you saying you didn't want to vote him purely because he would get hammered?
#419 - Sea - Oh hey, Sea noticed too.
#422 - Eliot - Willing to vote for someone you think is town is worse than not voting at all.
#424 - ENM - Kinda derpy. Info lynch is worse than a town player (who may or may not be PR) staying alive
#429 - MV - Kind of starting to not like MV as much? I don't know, he just looks so....flexible with his scumreads?
#430 -
Originally Posted by InoxFy
Panic- What are your thoughts on ENM, Sotek, and Seastorm? Have your thoughts on Eliot changed since you last posted about him?
ENM - I think his behavior is sort of a mix of stuff that makes me say "This guy looks baaaaaaaaaaad" and stuff that makes me say "This guy is derpyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" Plus I'm definately not happy with what I deem to be sort of wagony behaviour. On an additional note, I wouldn't be surprised if SotekENM scumteam?
Sotek - His play one day was pretty goddamn sketchy for the most part with certain posts that would begin to look helpful and then return to being Not-fun. Also Yeeeeeeeeeeeeah I can totes see a ENM scumteam.
Seastorm - Sea is being generallyreasonableopinions!Sea which usually means she's town (at least from what I've experienced of her)
Eliot continues to make me want to lynch him despite the grace period I gave him for actually rebutting my angry feelings over Qwagon. We'll get onto him in a bit.
#446-
Originally Posted by Sotek
Potato Panic: If you were to cop me as a guilty tonight, what would you do tomorrow? What if you copped InoxFy as an innocent? What if the results were flipped?
Well naturally, first thing to do in both cases with guilty perps would be go back and analyse what slips you've made, determine whether I think there's some sort of SUPER DUPER EXTENUATING TOWNY REASONS NOT TO WANT TO KILL YOU (i.e. in these cases none really that I can see) and then I would kill ya'll best I could with evidence without having to reveal my role. Simple as that. In cases where you flip guilty I'd then look at:
Sotek: El Ninja Monkey, maybe Eliot
Inox: I have no idea, everyone's kind of distancing from Inox.
If you flipped town then naturally I'd have to go the other way and try to avoid you getting lynched without tipping anyone off to my cop status and I'd look closely at these people during the day:
Sotek - Amos, Jacq, MV
Inox - Jacq, MV, ENM
Sea: Who would you cop tonight if you could?
Sotek: Let's say you're town vig. If we lynch Inox and he flips town who do you kill tonight? What if he
flips scum or third party?
#450 - Good job at providing such a gripping response, Tea.
#455 - Amos - oh hey, Tea scum read, that's vaguely new, care to go more in depth about that?
Kay I get kind of bored round here and end up just reading the things instead of making comments on this stuff because most of it is Sotek replies and will be interesting to look at after flips but is kind of ambivalent to my opinions at the moment.
#473 - ENM- Yeeeeeeah. Do not like. Also, question, why are you so concerned about our relations to Tea all the time? It is a theme I am noticing and I'm not sure what the hell it means apart from if you end up scum I am going to stare at Tea long and hard.
#476 - ENM - Whoooooops, don't like this either. Also on the subject of LURKING it's not like you ended up day 1 ON AN ABSTAINING VOTE is it ENM? Oh wait, it is. Plus there's the Tea thing again, what is up with that?
#480 - Para -
i don't really like how PP backed off because I kind of found T.S. Elliot's post about the q wagon kind of... lackluster.
Aaaaaaaaah I don't know, I'm a little biased when Eliot's involved cause we're friends. It's awful of me and I try to make it not happen but I was willing to let him slide on the condition he get his arse over here and start proving towniness which he hasn't done : /
And then there's some blah blah blah.
Errrrrrrrrr, Math, I'm not entirely sure I can make sense of the second half of your reread translated into English? Not sure if that's just me though? It is a little tough : I
Okay overall so pretty much would be alright with stabbing:
TS Eliot
ENM/Sotek
And here's people I'm not happy with but can push on tomorrow:
Tea, I definitely want to push him tomorrow cause his participation today has just been ASTOUNDING really. (Apologies for the repetitive sarcasm, Tea, but I just can't help it.)
^^^^^Same with Inox. I don't think he's being terrible, he's pretty bloody safe, but that's not enough to make me want to kill him at the moment. From most of what I've heard, reasons for finding him suspicious are somewhere in between finding him safe and his lurking day 1. Which kind of makes me want to yell "POT KETTLE BLACK" at half the playerlist and also point out that that's not a direct scumtell in terms of gameplay and is easily just kind of a thing you can throw out there? I mean how easy is it to just go "Hey that one guy!!!!!!!! He doesn't say anything and when he does it's specifically something I can't use to attack him!!!!!!!! Goooooooooooo-"
You get the idea.
I'm much cooler with a Vote: T.S.Eliot again because apparently he doesn't have the ability to do protown things that aren't defending himself after I unvoted and is still bandwagony and inconsistent when he /does/ post.
I should probably get to Dersehunt.....gnuuuuuuuuu
"What I say is that, if a fellow really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow."
-A. A. Milne
I'm pretty sure this day has been almost twice the length anyone expected it to be, why can't this happen to me in real life? An unexpected extra 24 hours in the day would be wonderful.
RIGHT ANYWAY I still want to glare at InoxFy tomorrow but we aren't spending all that time and not lynching somebody and we've got whatever non specified short time left to get this one done.
While everyone's been lurking today TSE has managed to make a fantastic 11 posts over the entire game.
He was apparently legitimately busy with life stuff day one which I gave him a bit of a pass for which he then managed to spoil with that spectacular end of day post (and I was one of only two people fast enough to reply to it )
It is perhaps interesting to note that despite apparently being free from the shackles of whatever he was doing that day, his posts are exactly evenly split between days one and two (cutting out the "in" post to take it from 11 posts to 10). I would honestly still prefer killing people who are active-lurking (Hi Inox) to people who are lurker-lurking because it's easier to read them but let's face it, if you're posting as little as the day when you were legitimately busy that's probably not a good thing?
Fortunately, the posts are at least better in content than yesterday's perpetual promises of content followed by disappointing end-of-day thing.
Two of those five posts are in rapid succession and could honestly be called one post if we're being brutally honest. It also came One day before the new deadline (which was then extended ad infinitum but he didn't know that was going to happen) which is frankly awful. Are you even playing this game?
And then, to compound matters he didn't actually bother voting in it despite the closeness of deadline.
And the post that was there was merely;
An explanation for that last minute post that was basically just an excuse to say "I was going to do it but there was no point hammering with 30 minutes" if he flipped scum or say "I knew he was town!" if he flipped town, opting for the latter.
Response to a question about Tea calling me scum (why are people still focusing on that by the way? Is it just to establish whether you think we're coaligned? Do you have strong scum/town reads on Tea? I really didn't think it was of that much consequence)
aaaand promise of more stuff later. With reads even! Sounds like day one!
Was that promise fulfilled?
Here's a spoiler: Nope. At no point has TSE posted his opinions on anyone not already being wagon-ed or that he was directly questioned about, despite being absent entirely for day one and people asking him to post reads. Despite promising that he would. How nice!
His reasoning for joining the Y_Not wagon was a mixture of "this guy is a jerk" (not a good reason) and "he's pushing hard on a guy I have a town read on" (which is less bad reasoning but it's not like town don't kill each other all the time anyway)
The next post is a restatement of the above (except focusing exclusively on why Y_not being a jerk makes him scum) and restatement of the fact that end of day post was totally a town thing to do.
His final post of the day is... that all over again.
Alright then.
He's given opinions on a total of two people he wasn't voting for at the time (and barely expanded on them), done little but responded to questions, broken guarantees that "I'm totally going to post content later ok guys!" aaannd... He has voted twice in the entire game, and posted as many times today as he did yesterday when he was busy with exams despite the almost double length of today compared to most days.
I wasn't totally sold on the TSE wagon until I looked over his posts again (I really need to start rereading so often, I've been missing a lot this game) but unless whoever it just was that said we're at H-1 was wrong (I'm too lazy to check) I'm honestly pretty happy to Hammer: T S Eliot
Re: Campfire Catastrophe [Night 2] A Night Robbed by the Day
T.S. Eliot (7) (seastormjt, Paranoia, InoxFy, Pravi, Potato Panic, Mister Visceral, Jacquerel)
"Man, today is a bit weird, like, the sun doesn't look right..."
"Dude, stop looking at the sun."
"Bu-"
"Dude. Seriously."
"OI, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?"
"The Sun."
"That's stupid. Why would you do that?"
"It looks weird."
"Really? Huh..."
For most of the rest of the day, while people did their events as normal, hoping that the solarly distracted Nia would just stare at the Sun forever. They made totems and talked about stuff and gossiped and did all that sort of normal things, almost forgetting about their impending doom via crazy demon chick.
Almost.
The various children got their made totems together and stacked them up, though there were a few campers who didn't get to really participate. After some choices and debates, a few things were decided. After very intense debate, mr_y_not and Jacquerel were allowed to enter despite not having three heads. The multiple teams resulted in three totems, only one of which had as much heads as advertised.
After intense judging, based on how things meshed and turned out when connected, it was decided that when stacked together, the Paranoia-Sotek-Mister Visceral totem looked most like an actual totem pole. InoxFy-Potato Panic-seastormjt's was in second, and mr_y_not-Jacquerel's was thrid. SUCH LOSERS. As a result, the team of Paranoia, Sotek, Schazer, Mister Visceral team got the coveted Totem Patch.
"Hey, losers, the sun is gone who is coming with me?"
"..."
After a quick panic, the kids successfully tossed T.S. Eliot toward the direction of Nia and then the insane lady retreated to her cabin. They then went to T.S. Eliot's cabin.
T.S. Eliot was Chase Dribbler - Shoplifter.
A lot of the things in his cabin were nice. Like, really nice. Like, how the fuck did he buy this nice. After noticing various papers on ownership changing and re-acquirement, along with some on the theory of ownership and borrowing, the various kids sort of figured out why. You all remember that he was sort of why you had such a swanky place to camp at and along with all of this, it sort of makes sense that he was kind of... less than good at not stealing, or as he calls it borrowing without asking. Still, it seemed that there wasn't anything else out of the ordinary, and that there wasn't anything that bad...
He was a Town Patch Thief
Each night, he could have picked a target and stolen a patch, then learned what the patch meant.
He was a Scout Survivor who only wanted everything threatening him and his friends to go away.
With the sun setting and everything looking like it was going to be really fucking spooky, the kids dispersed.
NIGHT 2 START DEADLINE IN THREE DAYS, 14TH OF JUNE.
Re: Campfire Catastrophe [Day 3] Smile For the Camera!
As the long day moved on into the night, and that same night then became the day again, the various campers were not awoken by their own whims, but by a roar.
"WHO DID THIS!"
The campers got up and stuck their heads as their captor screamed and yelled for something that they had no idea what the fuck. With intense curiosity and fear they saw Nia break and stomp and yell at blinding speeds. Finally, she stopped for a moment to call attention to them.
"WHICH ONE OF YOU TOOK MY TOYS?"
Now that she was angry, the girl looked even more terrifying. Something about her just seemed off. None of them could really do anything except stare.
"Really? REALLY?"
She squinted, focusing her anger in an intense stare, taking out each camper one-by-one but eventually earning not even a scrap of information. Nia scowled, but moved on.
"Whatever, just... do your stupid thing."
As she went back to her post, the kids noticed that two of their number had left in the night and that one had returned.
MIRDINI HAS RETURNED.
WHEN YOU ASKED HIM ABOUT IT HE SAID HE DIDN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT WHY HE DIDN'T COME OUT YESTERDAY.
ON THE CONTRARY, PARANOIA'S CABIN IS EQUALLY NON-MOVING. YOU JUST ARE NOT GOING TO GET IN TO THERE AND HE ISN'T COMING OUT IF HE IS IN THERE AT ALL.
On the other hand, Jacquerel's cabin is just empty and he looks pretty gone. Bummer.
Jacquerel was Darrel Bascom - Photographer.
His cabin hides a collection of books about photography and stuff! There is also a bunch of pictures of all of your adventures as scouts... could it be that he was SPYING ON ALL OF YOU??? Yes, that had to be it, he was scoping you out, taking and collecting pictures of you all for his nefarious deeds!!! Oh no wait he was the League Historian. He was supposed to do that and also record what you did. As you talk a bit more, you remember that he also did this because he had a memory issue. Wow, that sure was off...
He was the Town Stripper Cop.
Each night, he would have selected three people to visit and investigate. Due to a medley of shenanigans, he would have gotten one result from one of the three people. To aid him in being able to figure out who, just a little, he would drop a Record Patch, which would confirm that they were not the one checked in the night. At the end of the night, he would have gotten Innocent or Guilty.
He was a Scout Survivor who only wanted everything threatening him and his friends to go away.
Wow, Double Bummer!
Oh but wait! Suddenly, the Totem from the previous day SPEAKS!!!
I, THE TOTEM, SAYS THAT INOXFY IS A THIRD PARTY. SO SAYS THE TOTEM.
DAY 3 START WITH 11 ALIVE, IT TAKES 6 TO LYNCH
DEADLINE IS IN SIX DAYS, WEDNESDAY JUNE 20TH
Playing List
01) Mirdini
03) PotatoPanic
04) seastormjt
05) El Ninja Monkey
06) InoxFy
07) Sotek
09) Schazer
10) MisterVisceral
12) mr_y_not
14) A Killer Cuppa Tea
16) Mathgirl277
Not Playing List
11) LegendaryQ
08) CuriousCat
13) T.S. Eliot
02) Jacquerel
15) Paranoia
And as usual, there was a slew of other events in the day...
THE BRONZE PATCH ELECTION
On the odd days of their plight, they would give out a Bronze Patch. With he vote of confidence from their friends, they could do whatever they would do in the night EXTRA WELL, essentially amplifying them! It could be saved up after being received and the election would be decided by plurality. They hoped that it would be enough of a benefit.
THE WILD PATCH COMPETITION
The third was had to do with an Arcade machine that had been found!!! With it, they would play a cool shoot-em-up game, Frantic 2! With only the HIGH SCORE PERSON taking the win!
The rules were that they would all play episode one on medium difficulty for the highest score! The presumably only winner would take home Blaster Patch! High scores are to be recorded in the thread, they should look like this. There are five levels to episode one and there isn't a weapons or strategy limit thing, just do what is fair!
Re: Campfire Catastrophe [Day 3] Smile For the Camera!
Originally Posted by A Killer Cuppa Tea
Mirdini what happened to you the night you poofed.
apparently I got locked into my cabin and couldn't get out for a day and a night. more nak when I don't have to go to work in 5 minutes and have properly re-read D2.
Re: Campfire Catastrophe [Day 3] Smile For the Camera!
*shakefist* Curse you, you fruity pants-removing SoaB!!!
Originally Posted by Laset
hi inox. what kind of 3p are you. convince us not to make you all the deads.
I'm the nice kind of 3rd party. I'm completely harmless, I just want as many patches as I can concievably get.
If I'm understanding my role PM correctly, I win either if I acquire one of each metallic patch, or if acquire an appropriate number of unique patches.
I know I probably reduced my chances of getting elected for the bronze patch to effectively 0% with that claim, so I guess I'll have to go kill some spaceships instead.
Either way I'm pretty much playing as town here until I achieve my wincon, so making me all the deads would be really uncool.
Re: Campfire Catastrophe [Day 3] Smile For the Camera!
Originally Posted by Mirdini
apparently I got locked into my cabin and couldn't get out for a day and a night. more nak when I don't have to go to work in 5 minutes and have properly re-read D2.