ICP Decapitation Appreciation Station

[Destruction Dragon 360]

He didn't survive that long. He skipped to the end.

No, he just traveled through space on Unreal Air so fast that what was not even a minute of breath-holding to him was 400 years on Earth.

[recalcitrantIre]

Aww, I missed Andrew posting in here. I wonder if he'll open up his question box sometime soon? It's been a while since the last Q&A.

And then you might finally get an answer to your question that you've had for so long

or not, depending on how inscrutable he is

[Karp]

It's a good thing we've been saving so questions to inundate his inbox with when the time comes.

The tragedy will come when nobody is on to ask him any of them in the 30 seconds his box will be open.

[ashdenej]

I think I'm happy with the opening post of The Fall right now, although I might fix it up a little bit more later. Any further suggestions?

I hope that Rose doesn't fight the Condesce, frankly. I'd much rather she took on Fieri or whatever his name is.

[bloodyEmissary]

And then you might finally get an answer to your question that you've had for so long

or not, depending on how inscrutable he is

yessssssss

that would be super awesome, I really hate inconsistencies.

Edit: After looking back through Hussie's tumblr and comparing the period of time between answerins, they happen once or twice a month on average, and it's been two months since the last batch of ansrews. So I think we're about due for another one?

[Fish]

I secretly believe Davebro is still alive in Dirk's days, thrashing up stunts something uncannybrutal in an orbit around Planet Fucking Jupiter.

holy shit this

Also I'm listening to Universe B and it's a lot better after a week of not listening to it. (As in "really great.")

But yeah the best theory is that BC had to leave the Trollverse by going back in time with the Handmaid's dying power and then accelerating the fuck out of there. Then going through the Furthest ring to the Troll Session and entering its frog, where she ended up existing in two different timelines, before accelerating BACK out and through the furthest ring and into the B2 session.
She's really fucking old.
And obviously Dadad enters the B2 medium in a similar manner.
They're both immortal.
Wait maybe LE gave Dabro special powers of long life.

[Ahmmy]

Haha, I only just got to read the update. While the party has ended for everyone else, I am just here by myself dancing.

Dave you are a badass. Dave floating away on unreal air is the type of ridiculousness that makes me love this comic.

[Karp]

I hope that Rose doesn't fight the Condesce, frankly. I'd much rather she took on Fieri or whatever his name is.

It seems implied as though Rose will be dealing with Fieri, since Dave already dealt with Presidents Jay and Dope, and he has to answer for his crimes at some point.

The hip-duel will be the main course after a Fieri-face-punch appetizer.

[cinereousSynesthete]

I missed Andrew! Oh well.
Someone mentioned the hip battle right? (of course they did who am I kidding)

Also good compromise: Rose defeats Fieri with the power of her [godly] hips?

[OrangeAipom]

Wait wat

Why would I want Vriska Aranea is much hotter not to mention the lovely pair of hips situated to my left

Not to mention the fact that writing an au where you marry Andrew and I marry Vriska is very silly

i am a silly person

[mysteriousOutsider]

it's been two months since the last batch of ansrews

has it really? wow.

where is time going

[recalcitrantIre]

I missed Andrew! Oh well. Someone mentioned the hip battle right? (of course they did who am I kidding) Also good compromise: Rose defeats Fieri with the power of her [godly] hips?

The hip-duel will be the main course after a Fieri-face-punch appetizer.

Yes, the HORRORTERROR FACE PAWNCH

I might put that into RevolutionStuck if I actually start writing it

it'll probably end up too long for the thread for minifics though

[phantasmalDexterity]

I think I'm happy with the opening post of The Fall right now, although I might fix it up a little bit more later. Any further suggestions?

I hope that Rose doesn't fight the Condesce, frankly. I'd much rather she took on Fieri or whatever his name is.

That looks awesome. Maybe some in home-video style about the Condesce's ship or something?
And I also quoted this because I noticed that ash posted in less than 3 line.

[Arista]

Hahaha, I love Dave. And his exit..."WE HAVE. LIFDOFF."

Also, oh, man, adult!Dave is kind of sexy.

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

Hahaha, I love Dave. And his exit..."WE HAVE. LIFDOFF."

Also, oh, man, adult!Dave is kind of sexy.

But Adult Rose is Hips-y.

If I had to choose between sexy and hipsy, I'd choose the hips.

Also, Mom was Tipsy while Rosemom was Hipsy.

Hipsy should be a new word.

[cinereousSynesthete]

Hahaha, I love Dave. And his exit..."WE HAVE. LIFDOFF."

Also, oh, man, adult!Dave is kind of sexy.

Kind of? What do your standards for sexiness look like?

Adult Dave is the shit.

Uh... The... physically attractive.... Yah I lost the reference

[Fish]

Hahaha, I love Dave. And his exit..."WE HAVE. LIFDOFF."
Also, oh, man, adult!Dave is kind of sexy.

Some might tell you that all Daves are sexy.

We try to ignore their ilk.

Maybe Romom will begin storming the castle/ship of the Condesce, and take out Fieri, only for her wands to be DEBUNKED by the power of the )(eadband.

Then a bunch of media zombies eat her.

[Doom Zero]

Guys, I just want you to know that B2 Dave looks exactly like how everybody imagined he would look like, and that's not really even a big point of concern is it.

I think I'm late enough to this potato that I can't really even contribute anything. I'm probably going to be leaving in about 10 or so minutes, and then I'll be gone for around 4 hours. I don't really think I'll do much for this conversation.

I guess, though, the best part about this update is the fact that B2 Dave was never seen again. Is it possible he did some time travelling or something?
Also, it was 2024 when he was last seen. If he was already an adult in 2011, doesn't that make him, like... 30 to 40 when he was last seen?

e: Why are so many people using so many different terms to refer to characters that could easily be described as "B2 Dave" and "B2 Rose"?

[Arista]

Kind of? What do your standards for sexiness look like?

Adult Dave is the shit.

Uh... The... physically attractive.... Yah I lost the reference

Hehe! I was just afraid of sounding like a creeper.

[ArmsAreLoud]

Arista you would have to say something pretty fucked up to look like a creeper here.

At least in comparison to me.

Welcome to the forums, ma'am. Can't wait until you meet killerlamb, I'm sure the two of you will get along nicely.

[P_equals_NP]

e: Why are so many people using so many different terms to refer to characters that could easily be described as "B2 Dave" and "B2 Rose"?

Because they can equally as easily be described as any other number of terms.

I personally am a big fan of Olddave because balding.

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

Because they can equally as easily be described as any other number of terms.

I personally am a big fan of Olddave because balding.

This reminds me of something.



Jane has male pattern baldness.

[wrinklefudger]

Because they can equally as easily be described as any other number of terms.

I personally am a big fan of Olddave because balding.

what suggests that he's bald?

[Karp]

Because they can equally as easily be described as any other number of terms.

I personally am a big fan of Olddave because balding.

Dave clearly has all of his hair in the last potato, though. Dirk is the one who goes bald.

[recalcitrantIre]

Welcome to the forums, ma'am. Can't wait until you meet killerlamb, I'm sure the two of you will get along nicely.

Or they have a massive fight over who gets to have B2 Dave

I doubt kl would give something like that up