Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel

[FubbalyWubbaly]

Chiron waddles into the cafe. She sits down in a booth and orders a glass of lemonade. Wonder if that nice green blood, she met last time, is here?

[Yossarian]

He stops the movement of his hand as soon as she begins moving.

Just what makes yHOOOOO so special that yHOO wHOOld ask a highblood, qHOOestions about himself?


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No shit I don't know "what I spωak about" you'rω thω onω with the problωms, not mω. I think? still suffering from the forgetfullness huh?

Nonω of minω havω ωndωd wωll ωithωr, not badly at lωast comparωd to you and how you sωωm to not want to talk about it. Nod nod.

[DeoDrew]

You look at her cards shuffling with awe. You have tried doing that, but fail every time. You snap out of your state of awe a bit after, then look back at your cider.
<-->...l<-->ke to play games. L<-->ke Troll F<-->nal Fantasy. And grow apples at my orchard. And...<--> l<-->ke to s<-->ng k<-->nd of. [
That last part must have been too quiet to hear, you hope. You sip the apple cider, and find that you have finished it. Dang.

[Agmund]

"DidXsomethingXhappenXtoXyouXwhileXyouXwereXjustXa Xwiggler?"

She honestly seems concerned. Or just wants to change the topic from Nuri.

[Rai-CH]

Aranka isn't going to buy any of that.
"No!! You're going to repay me right now!!"
By that, she means 'go find me something shiny to add to my collection.'

[Suds McFuddle]

Zandig looks up and...are those tears? Let's hope not.

repay? h-how?

[mr_19]

[|:| Eh?
Oh well now he actually cares what she might be looking at. Ublich gives the place a look over, oh...oh no no no..
[|:| ....buy me a drink..now.

[illogicalInsomniac]

Oooh, games, cool! ! don't really- Huh? Sorry, what was that last b!t? ! couldn't really hear you!

[InsanicAsu]

┅┅ I have reasons for not wanting to talk about mine, you just witnessed one of them. Perhaps next time I might crush a troll instead of a table. ┅┅✖
She sighs, trying to calm herself down.



♅ W-w-what? N-n-no, I don't th-th-think so. I've n-n-never liked t-t-talking to others. ♒
She frowns, getting a little annoyed. This topic is a touchy one.

[FubbalyWubbaly]

She decides to also order a sandwich.

[Overlard]

She peeks up over the counter at him, pouting a bit.

"Isn't th&t h0w c0nvers&ti0n g0es? D0 y0u n0t w&nt t0 t&|k &b0ut y0urse|f? Th&t's kind& si||y! I th0ught tr0||s |0ved t&|king &b0ut themse|ves!"

[Teslamagnetic Integration]

Azazel just drank his tea, generally not paying attention to anything and minding his own business.

Meanwhi-


『...』


『Wow! This place is so full of sketchy and 「colorful characters」 that it just might be on the same level as a very lame Saturday evening wiggler show!』

...Inniss entered the cafe, and seemed to already be on a roll after just seeing all the many...patrons in the joint. Yeesh. The yellow made his way to a random table and sat down, looking about and laughing at everyone on the inside.

[JellyWish]

She just shrugs and gestures to the parcel.
it is my way of apologizing. I over-reacted. you do NOT have to accept it if you do NOT want to.~
She walks back over to her table and curls up there again, still hoping she'll get some rest and the huge, fancily dressed troll won't notice her. So far, both of those things look good.

[Agmund]

Nikole frowns now, and looks hurt,

"WouldXyouXratherXnotXbeXtalkingXtoXmeXthen?"

[Yossarian]

All in dHOO time. Now sit. I must lecture yHOO on the basics of manners yHOO rHOOde little girl. He says, pointing to the seat.

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Yωah it's way worsω thωn what I'vω donω, but I undωrstand how you'd want to not talk about it. He says with a cheerful nod.

How about somω chωωsωcakω to calm you down? I hωrω thω stuff is good.

[ailsagraystone]

Fellus zoned out.

[Silvy]

hmm, usually peeps dont skip straight to tha part, but okay! She orders him some random drink, alcoholic, of course, insert a drink that he prefers here, and then hands it to him when it arrives. here ya go!

[Rai-CH]

"How do you think?? Don't tell me you've already forgotten what my favourite things are!!"
Because asking someone to cough up all their gold is a perfectly reasonable thing.

[FubbalyWubbaly]

She sits there, munching on her sandwich, listening to all the noise and chatter that's going on

[DeoDrew]

You clear your throat and avert your eyes.
Er, Uhm, <--> like to grow apples on my orchard. Would you l(--)ke one?!
Your voice cracked a bit at the end there, but you decide to just leave it.

[JellyWish]

Muride just closes her eyes, still lying on the cushions of the booth and drifts off to sleep.
((and so must her rper. ...But not in a booth.))

[Suds McFuddle]

Zandig takes a minute to think, and gets up. He reaches into his pockets, pulling out anything considerably shiny (which isn't much) and handing it to her. Deep down he's hoping she doesn't make him relinquish his precious spike gloves.

[Overlard]

Apparently not very good with memory, she shrugs and hops back over to sit in the indicated seat.

"I'|| h&ve y0u kn0w th&t my m&nners &re perfect|y g00d! My |usus is just & whiner! & big 0|d whiner &b0ut it! S0 I'm n0t rude, I'm just curi0us!!! C&n't he|p w&nting t0 kn0w things. Why &re y0u te&ching me? Wh&t's with the h&t? &re y0u g0ing t0 try &nd hit me &g&in? P|e&se d0n't!"

Does it ever shut up? Does it?

[mr_19]

[|:| and "peeps" usually don't see something soul crushing..
As quickly and he gets the drink he downs it.
[|:| Another..
Ublich sits across from her. If I had another sprite he'd look far from cheery.

[InsanicAsu]

┅┅ I am not really a fan of cheesecake... and it is a little expensive... ┅┅✖
She sighs, shaking her head a little and just orders a simple toasted bagel.



♅ N-n-no, th-th-that's n-n-not it at all. I'm m-m-mostly used t-t-to you now? ♒
Fidgetfidget this is not going well, ABORT ABORT ABORT!