Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel

[mr_19]

He takes his time with this third one.
[|:| Heheh..and..and to think I came over here to poison you? Oh well! Funny how things turn out.

[Rai-CH]

"**I'll*be*sure*to*give*her*a*piece*of*myyy*mind*wh en*I*see*her!!**"
That won't end well. At all.

[FubbalyWubbaly]

~oh~it's mostly scary stori€s~you can r€ad th€m if you want but sad£y~th€r€ ar€nt much of an Audi€nc€ for my kind of stori€s~->>
She pulls a book out of her captchaloug. It seems to be graffitied with picture of all types of gouls.

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1 ssa1d 1ttss for hear1ng...
He sighs with annoyance before sipping his tea

[InsanicAsu]

┅┅ Um... It is relatively relaxed, but I do have to make sure my services are known, so there is some marketing involved... there are some elements to it that involve the hemospectrum, as well. ┅┅✖
She shrugs a little.


♅ Th-th-thank you N-N-Nikole... Um... i-i-is there a-a-anything y-y-you want to t-t-talk about? ♒

[Silvy]

poison me? but why, indigo? i thought we were coo'!

[Overlard]

She shrugs.

"H0w sh0u|d I kn0w? I'm seven! I b&re|y remember being sch00|fed!"



She pauses, then points right at the hat.

"0h I kn0w! Y0u've g0t & rem0te t0 c0ntr0| it &nd y0u're just tricking me &ren't y0u? We|| j0kes 0n y0u, I'm t00 sm&rt, see? Seeeeee?"

and then she waggles her finger at him, in some odd form of "triumph."

[ailsagraystone]

"oH." She may try to hide it, but she is a reader. Mostly of the trashy romantic kind but really anything works.
"i coulD reaD iT? really?"

[Suds McFuddle]

eheheh...alright thenn...

Wow, Aranka managed to scare even Zandig. He nervously creeps closer and makes a slow attempt at hugging her??

[Agmund]

"HmmXnotXthatXIXknowXofXIXhaveXnotXreallyXdoneXany thingXworthXwhileXrecently..."

She taps her chin a few times and then the lightbulb appears in her mind,

"OhXthatXidiotXinXtheXsuitXstoleXoneXofXmyXlusus'X teeth.XIXamXhopingXheXtakesXitXwithXhimXintoXtheXw aterXandXpokesXhimself."

[Teslamagnetic Integration]

『Ok, so riddle me this--why? There's many ways to hear without needing gaudy towers of metal jutting out of your skull so blatantly like that. You look stupid with it like that!』

Inniss no. Inniss. Inniss stop.

[mr_19]

[|:| No, see. The poisoning was to give your life purpose. The privilege of helping my research grow! But you are far better off as a drink buyer, right now.

[Rai-CH]

"**And*don't*yooou*do*anything*like*that*eeever*aga in!!**
**Understand??**"
Aranka's not hugging back juuust yet.

[Silvy]

pff, makes sense, i guess? anyhow, dunno if i toldya my name or not. th' names silver! nice ta meetchya, indigo.

The author really forgets if she did say her name already. Whoops.

[Yossarian]

No, yHOOstup-....what is your name, little girl.


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ωhω, You don't sωωm all to ωnthusiastic about somωthing you'd told mω you likω doing.

[Suds McFuddle]

yes...Ma'aM. i unnderstannd.

Wow, he said ma'am. He's serious.

[FubbalyWubbaly]

~sur€!~I w€lcom€ critiqu€s on my work too~->>
She hands over the book. It is filled with fairly scary stories.

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1m deaff! 1 cantt hear w1tthoutt tthesse, ssheessh
He mutters quietly
even 1ff 1look l1ke a damn rad1o... SSh1tt

[Overlard]

"Min0r&! N0b0dy ever seems t0 &sk f0r it, s0 th&nks! Wh&t's y0ur n&me, t&|| ,indig0, &nd h&tty?"

She totally wants that hat still

SOON

[mr_19]

[|:| Nope, you never told me your name.
Ublich kills his drink and holds a hand out for her to shake.

[InsanicAsu]

┅┅ I am not finding a lot of enjoyment out of my profession these days, no. Perhaps I will be able to reignite the passion for sewing later... ┅┅✖



♅ Oh, h-h-he hasn't c-c-come talk to me b-b-by myself. H-h-he was here e-e-earlier b-b-but I didn't t-t-talk to him e-e-even though he was p-p-pretty much th-th-the only o-o-one available. ♒

[ailsagraystone]

She takes the book cheerfully. "i havE beeN lookinG foR somethinG neW tO reaD sO thiS iS perfecT. iT won'T takE toO lonG foR mE tO reaD." See Fellus, not all seadwellers are bad. There are a few good apples in the bunch.

[Silvy]

She shakes his hand, and then goes to buy him another drink, because it seems to make him not want to poison her at this very moment, yep.
so, ya do anythin besides poisonin strangers, indigo?

[Rai-CH]

"**Gooooood!!**"
Head pats are given, possibly adding insult to injury as she is still wearing his gloves.
"**Buuut*I*have*to*go*now!!**
**Bye!!**"
Aranka then gives Zandig a quick kiss on the cheek before leaving.

Wow what even was that.

[Teslamagnetic Integration]

『So, why not just by hearing aids? You know, the ones you put in your ears? That don't make you look stupid? I mean, you're a seadweller. Of course you have the money for it.』

[Agmund]

"ThatXisXalmostXdefinetlyXforXtheXbest.XIXwouldXno tXwantXyouXtoXbeXtaintedXbyXstupidityXorXanything. "

[Yossarian]

He takes two steps back on his long legs, and does a fairly large sweeping bow towards Minora.

I am knHOOwn as CHOOuet Noctua He stands back up to his full height, placing his hat firmly back on his head. Nope, none the wiser on hat stealing plots. But the hat hat seems to stare at her as she thinks that....like it knows....



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Ah.... He says, sensing the subject having drift towards worse off things, for her anyway.

Wωll what do you do to pass thω timω now-a-days thωn?