Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel

[Yossarian]

I am rωlωarning how to grow nωωdlωs and I'm a plant, but I cannot tωll you what I am, but bωing a cactus is not it. Strange...yet apt metaphore.

[FubbalyWubbaly]

hmm...
He thinks about it for a moment.
Well well well, taking advice from a lower blood? That's a first!

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~aahh~fat€~on€ of th€ many paranorma£ forc€s that is pr€s€nt in on€s lif€~ h€€ h€€~I'm Chiron Fli€ck~its nic€ to m€€t you!
She smiles. What a gentleman Chouet is

[Yossarian]

Chouet and Charon? Perhaps it is fate indeed. GHOOdness me. HOO HOO hoo HOo.. He "laughs"? Well it sounds more like an owl hooting.

[mr_19]

((EDIT:Apparently needles were thrown at him? I couldn't understand that part too well))
Oh, needles? Really? this is just rude and ruins his good shirt.
[|:| No~o you won't. Heheh, I'm in quadrants with your friend here...and you are familiar with black quadrant understanding yes?
Ublich decides to try and point the pointy end away from him with his glass
[|:| If the friends of the participHATing trolls get involved...why, all hell would break loose.

[Teslamagnetic Integration]

『Let's try to start with the basic. Admit out loud you're stupid. Why be worried? We're all stupid. Nobody isn't stupid to some extent! So say it loud with me? I'm stupid!』

[InsanicAsu]

┅┅ Ericin I do not believe you should make metaphors, that did not make any sense at all. I suppose all I am saying is please do not define me, let me define myself in my own time. If you must label me as something please do me the courtesy of keeping it to yourself? ┅┅✖



♅ UBLICH! ♒
Nepsah stands up, grabs Ublich's arm and makes a mad dash for the door.

[Chumemi]

She finished da cotton candy. And she went out.

[FubbalyWubbaly]

1m nott tthatt ssttup1d tto go ssay1ng 1tt outt loud
Looks like you just said it, Chever

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~h€€ h€€ h€€ h€€ h€€~ myst€rious£y int€r€sting!~->>
She chuckles a silly laugh

[Yossarian]

He nods.

Oh I know what you mωan, you worry wort. I'm just tωlling you how it appωars from my own pωrspωctivω...I rωally don't mind what you arω or what you lωarn, Dωs...I mωan I can havω opinions and such right? And thωy will stay opinions but will changω, bωcausω of you, not bωcausω of what I think.....you rωally must bω usωd to pωoplω tωlling you what to do huh? He says, with a smirk.



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IndHOObitably. More owl laughter.

[Teslamagnetic Integration]

『Now see, this is where I enlighten something for you--nobody cares! Seriously! Nobody cares about how stupid you are if they don't know you! So just say it out loud and you'll feel better. It's like coming out of the shed or something like that, or admitting you prefer girls or guys instead of both! Better than bottling it up all the time and just developing nothing but crappy catharsis over your own inanity!』

[Agmund]

Nikole doesn't chase after but another needle is flung in the direction of the door without much care for aiming.

She then sits back down and her skull thumps against the table.

Or if Ublich decided not to run she tried to stab him again, maneuvering her rapier like tooth weapon around the bottle to aim at his groin. But he probably got dragged off by Nep.

[InsanicAsu]

She frowns, momentarily looking anywhere but directly at him.
┅┅ For many, many sweeps of my life I have dealt with being told who I am, what defines me, who to be, what to act like, what to think... So forgive me if I am a little touchy on the subject. ┅┅✖

[mr_19]

Oh yes, he was dragged away. Shame Nikole couldn't realize what he was saying.

[Rai-CH]

Katrin peeks into the cafe. Nope, no scary trolls in here at the moment.
She takes her usual seat by the door and begins idling.

[FubbalyWubbaly]

ff1ne, 1m ssttup1d. happy?

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~h££ h££ h££ h££~ I us£ that word a lot in my stori£s~->>

[Yossarian]

Ah yes, an autHOOR I take it?

[Teslamagnetic Integration]

『Louder, come on, you can do it!』

[Fexxos Vyront]

Fexxos enters the cafe, looking around and sitting at a table.
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Serkin's not far behind the goldblood, glowering at him. Lowbloods.

[Agmund]

Nikole's skull keeps getting hit against the table until it finally gets a large crack in it. She doesn't seem worse for wear. Unfortunately for her Nep isn't nearly important enough for Nikole to put aside her anger, so Ublich's words seem to have done nothing; except make her bang her head on a table for another minute, before she makes her way out.

"HopefullyXheXisXatXleastXinXpain." She mutters to herself.

[Rai-CH]

Oh shit it's the blueblood from last night.
Katrin is just going to try hide from Serkin. Yup.

[DeoDrew]

Does that redblood have a robot hand?
You scowl at her and sip your water. Yeah! Nice scowl!

[Yossarian]

No, I know whωrω you arω coming from, you'rω thω bottom-most castω, and you'rω sick of bωing troddωn on....right?

[FubbalyWubbaly]

1m ssttup1d!!!tthere! 1 ssa1d 1tt!

Aww, crap, 1 ffeel l1ke an 1d1ott!

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~y£s~ I am! I lov£ to writ£ stori£s about spooks and gouls~->>

[InsanicAsu]

┅┅ That would be an understatement. ┅┅✖

[Teslamagnetic Integration]

『...Pfhhaaahahahaha~!』

Inniss fell over once again laughing hysterically once more, visibly crying tears of laughter.