Re: Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel
She sighs for a moment and calms down, listing to the tall, indigo-blooded troll
~I~ I gu€ss your€ right~ p€rhaps If I just £€t that particu£ar p€rson find m€ inst€ad of m€ finding th€m~ mayb€ I was £ooking too hard~->>
~p€rhaps h€ just wasnt th€ on€ for m€~->>
OOC Handle: fubbalyWubbaly Main Troll Handle: hypersonicHacker My Tumblr!!! I am also known as the Shrimp!!
The Trollslum Cafe
Yo, I love games and Drawing, not to mention RPing! you'll find I enjoy drawing lots of fan characters!
I also love LARPing too. no not FLARPing, LARPing.
I mostly love Sonic the hedgehog, Super Mario, and Valve games the most. I play any sort of video game genre, and yes, I have so totally watched Star Wars!
You'll find I derp a lot and mispeel misspell a few words, so I am known as the Derp of Typos!!
Anyway, here are some cool sig thingies!
I make Music!!!!
Feel free to listen to them any time! They will be mostly themes of my characters but sometimes they are just nice little songs I like to put together (most of my work is of the Techno Genre)
Protos cracks open the first can...By punching it.
Originally Posted by Nonesense
JM: Accidental Johnny Derpping
JM: TYPO
JM: *depping
JM: Not derpping.
Originally Posted by Rainbow Barf @ MSN
Well I don't know if I want to add you since I already get notifications about you singing in on Pestercum and MSN enough XD
Originally Posted by Nonesense
JM: Why did I read wakeup call as makeup call.
JM: The mental images.
JM: I can't handle this.
HH: AHAHAHAHAH
HH: I'm drawing that!
JM: Awesome.
Originally Posted by CrazedWormHole
CHESS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
Originally Posted by Nonesense
You can't escape the Zunna. He's everywhere. Wake up. He's there, staring. Look up. He's in yo ceiling. Take a walk in the park. He's there, in a tree, staring like a deranged owl equipped with bad puns.
Originally Posted by probableWizardry
Chever loves his blue.
Originally Posted by ZeronFX
"1 ussed tto havve common ssensse, butt tthen 1 ttook a m1ccrowavve tto tthe head"
Originally Posted by Tekkenfreak4
Chever likes it ROUGH
Originally Posted by Meyanni
I'd like to see Shrimp crush my skull with her boobs
Re: Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel
Or at least someone so easy to manipulate. She was practically putty.
....mmmhm...
If Ericin didn't have an image to uphold he'd even have considered none to pure things....though he was sure that had been done to her before. Kinda sad really....
((BRB in an hour! if you get impatient or anything, feel free to assume my character's passed out))
Re: Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel
~w€££~hmm~->>
She picks up her lemonade glass and gulps it down. Good thing she doesn't have any food around, she tends to eat *a lot* when sad.
~I~ I f€€£ £ik€ Im in som€ sort of trashy romanc€ nov€£~->>
Last edited by FubbalyWubbaly; 04-29-2012 at 07:10 AM.
OOC Handle: fubbalyWubbaly Main Troll Handle: hypersonicHacker My Tumblr!!! I am also known as the Shrimp!!
The Trollslum Cafe
Yo, I love games and Drawing, not to mention RPing! you'll find I enjoy drawing lots of fan characters!
I also love LARPing too. no not FLARPing, LARPing.
I mostly love Sonic the hedgehog, Super Mario, and Valve games the most. I play any sort of video game genre, and yes, I have so totally watched Star Wars!
You'll find I derp a lot and mispeel misspell a few words, so I am known as the Derp of Typos!!
Anyway, here are some cool sig thingies!
I make Music!!!!
Feel free to listen to them any time! They will be mostly themes of my characters but sometimes they are just nice little songs I like to put together (most of my work is of the Techno Genre)
Protos cracks open the first can...By punching it.
Originally Posted by Nonesense
JM: Accidental Johnny Derpping
JM: TYPO
JM: *depping
JM: Not derpping.
Originally Posted by Rainbow Barf @ MSN
Well I don't know if I want to add you since I already get notifications about you singing in on Pestercum and MSN enough XD
Originally Posted by Nonesense
JM: Why did I read wakeup call as makeup call.
JM: The mental images.
JM: I can't handle this.
HH: AHAHAHAHAH
HH: I'm drawing that!
JM: Awesome.
Originally Posted by CrazedWormHole
CHESS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
Originally Posted by Nonesense
You can't escape the Zunna. He's everywhere. Wake up. He's there, staring. Look up. He's in yo ceiling. Take a walk in the park. He's there, in a tree, staring like a deranged owl equipped with bad puns.
Originally Posted by probableWizardry
Chever loves his blue.
Originally Posted by ZeronFX
"1 ussed tto havve common ssensse, butt tthen 1 ttook a m1ccrowavve tto tthe head"
Originally Posted by Tekkenfreak4
Chever likes it ROUGH
Originally Posted by Meyanni
I'd like to see Shrimp crush my skull with her boobs
Someplace Else I'll get back to you on the specifics
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Re: Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel
Danaus skips into the cafe and sits down getting an orange soothie. Oh, there's Mickah's kismesis over there, with a greenblood, which is looking groggy?. She smiles and waves at Katrin, and then goes back to smiling to herself into the distance
"Most people lie to themselves to keep sane" ~The Necromancer
Re: Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel
(( I will need to go before then, so might as well wrap things up? ))
Katrin realises that she probably shouldn't be saying things like that around higherbloods.
"<( Uh, nev'rmind. I should prob'bly go, so yeah... )"
And so she just kinda awkwardly leaves, not bothering to pay for either hers or Serkin's drink. Whoops.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past." tumblr ♔ trols ♔ hotlp
Re: Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel
Chever looked up from his cup of tea. the cafe seems pretty quiet
((be back in at least an hour))
Last edited by FubbalyWubbaly; 04-29-2012 at 07:18 AM.
OOC Handle: fubbalyWubbaly Main Troll Handle: hypersonicHacker My Tumblr!!! I am also known as the Shrimp!!
The Trollslum Cafe
Yo, I love games and Drawing, not to mention RPing! you'll find I enjoy drawing lots of fan characters!
I also love LARPing too. no not FLARPing, LARPing.
I mostly love Sonic the hedgehog, Super Mario, and Valve games the most. I play any sort of video game genre, and yes, I have so totally watched Star Wars!
You'll find I derp a lot and mispeel misspell a few words, so I am known as the Derp of Typos!!
Anyway, here are some cool sig thingies!
I make Music!!!!
Feel free to listen to them any time! They will be mostly themes of my characters but sometimes they are just nice little songs I like to put together (most of my work is of the Techno Genre)
Protos cracks open the first can...By punching it.
Originally Posted by Nonesense
JM: Accidental Johnny Derpping
JM: TYPO
JM: *depping
JM: Not derpping.
Originally Posted by Rainbow Barf @ MSN
Well I don't know if I want to add you since I already get notifications about you singing in on Pestercum and MSN enough XD
Originally Posted by Nonesense
JM: Why did I read wakeup call as makeup call.
JM: The mental images.
JM: I can't handle this.
HH: AHAHAHAHAH
HH: I'm drawing that!
JM: Awesome.
Originally Posted by CrazedWormHole
CHESS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
Originally Posted by Nonesense
You can't escape the Zunna. He's everywhere. Wake up. He's there, staring. Look up. He's in yo ceiling. Take a walk in the park. He's there, in a tree, staring like a deranged owl equipped with bad puns.
Originally Posted by probableWizardry
Chever loves his blue.
Originally Posted by ZeronFX
"1 ussed tto havve common ssensse, butt tthen 1 ttook a m1ccrowavve tto tthe head"
Originally Posted by Tekkenfreak4
Chever likes it ROUGH
Originally Posted by Meyanni
I'd like to see Shrimp crush my skull with her boobs
Re: Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel
((Still here!))
Serkin processes this conversation, before paying for the drinks, the exact thing he wanted to NOT do.
€- W€ll isn't sh€€€ just pl€asant. -3
Last edited by Fexxos Vyront; 04-29-2012 at 07:29 AM.
I'm on pesterchum! kaviCordi is my personal/self insert, and all my trolls' trolltags (See below) can usually be reached at various times as well.
I can also be reached as an android from outer space! T3 can be pestered at xenologicalDefect.
Augh don't look. TvvT I'm fixing this.
HERE BE TROLLS
SERKIN LYCHIS
Sets:
WAVE
MYST
Remember when I said I was done making trolls? I lied. Addiction is a very powerful thing.
[> fuCk you. my workLife ANd LoveLife... ANd hAteLife!... Are ALL seperAte thiNGs.
Originally Posted by Skehth Cubias
{I know it may be tempting to beat him into melted orange creamsicle, but he IS my friend... sortof...}
Originally Posted by Yindus Gorrel
)... It's been eight sweeps and I still have this faint hope he'll pretend he's normal just once...)
Originally Posted by Yagvus Gorrel
(HEY YINDUS ARE YOU GONNA EAT HIS FACE??(
Originally Posted by Vallix Trespe
busy with pati-nts and cli-nts... and practically auspisticising b-tw--n avirox and alt-rnia.
Originally Posted by Fexxos Vyront
< > My moirail'§ higher up than you and §he ordered me not to take order§.< >
I'm in skype chat, hehehehe!
[4:46:24 PM] kaviCordi: HI IFFY
[4:46:32 PM] Cliff Racer: HI SUP
[4:46:38 PM] The Immortal Meme: HI SEXI FEXXY
[4:46:42 PM] kaviCordi: :O
[4:46:46 PM] kaviCordi: :/O
[4:46:53 PM] kaviCordi: kaviCordi falls out of chair
-----
Kavikiros Cordescka is shot
[1:28:47 PM] Kavikiros Cordescka: Ow
[1:29:09 PM] Cliff Racer: {" sorry, m"ssed:
[1:29:47 PM] Overlard: | Som-on- n--ds to work on th-ir +im. |
[1:29:58 PM] Cliff Racer: {" " just woke up, b"te me:
[1:30:17 PM] Overlard: | I would r+th-r not. I do not w+nt +n inf-ction from you. |
-----
[8:19:30 PM] •Silvy•: Hornits horns kind of
[8:19:37 PM] •Silvy•: look like they were gonna do some cool-as-shit spiral thing
[8:19:41 PM] •Silvy•: but then just kind of gave up on life
[8:19:44 PM] ~Kavi~: XD
[8:19:45 PM] •Silvy•: and started to droop down because
[8:19:51 PM] •Silvy•: that is what things do when they give up on life
-----
[12:38:38 PM] Chris: HOW DO I KNOW WHAT IS COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
[12:38:43 PM] Chris: WE ARE TYPING TEXT
[12:38:46 PM] •Silvy•: FKLJGLK
[12:38:48 PM] Chris: IT COULD BE ANYTHING
[12:38:51 PM] Chris: IT COULD BE GERMAN
[12:38:54 PM] •Silvy•: IM NOT TALKIGN THO
[12:38:56 PM] Chris: IT COULD BE LEMON JELLY
-----
The Immortal Meme STEALS THE BUTTS
[2:50:01 AM] •Silvy•: NO
[2:50:02 AM] •Silvy•: WHY
[2:50:02 AM] The Immortal Meme HOARDS THEM
[2:50:03 AM] •Silvy•: THEY WERE MY BUTTS
[2:50:07 AM] •Silvy•: I COLLECTED THEM
[2:50:09 AM] The Immortal Meme SCREECHES AND RUNS OFF
-----
[6:17:22 PM] The Immortal Meme: I kinda wanna take a nap but I should nt
[6:17:30 PM] The Immortal Meme: Someone make me stay up
[6:24:11 PM] aimlessMastermind: The immortalMemelizer person.
[6:24:22 PM] aimlessMastermind: The immortalMemelizer person, I am pregnant.
[6:24:26 PM] The Immortal Meme: W
[6:24:31 PM] aimlessMastermind: The infant is the Gavron troll's.
[6:24:38 PM] The Immortal Meme: WH
[6:24:46 PM] •Silvy•: wHAT
[6:24:49 PM] aimlessMastermind: Yes.
[6:24:53 PM] •Silvy•: oH MY GOD
[6:25:04 PM] •Silvy•: aiMLESS WHAT
[6:25:11 PM] aimlessMastermind: She wished to be awake?
-----
[5:57:06 PM] Asu: Asu wonders back in
[5:57:16 PM] Cliff Racer: Cliff Racer ponders on outside
[5:57:26 PM] ~Kavi~: ~Kavi~ contemplates on the ceiling
-----
[7:25:08 PM] ~Kavi~: I like my friends like I like my jelly beans.
Assorted.
[7:25:29 PM | Edited 7:25:46 PM] The Immortal Meme: I like my friends how i like my animal crackers
with their limbs ripped off
[7:25:31 PM] The Immortal Meme: delicious.
-----
[8:20:29 PM] Arious: owo?
[8:20:46 PM] ~Kavi~: ovvo!
[8:20:58 PM] Arious: owo;
[8:21:05 PM] ~Kavi~: ovvo''
[8:21:31 PM] Arious: owo∂
[8:21:38 PM] ~Kavi~: ovvo /
[8:21:44 PM] •Silvy•: o o
[8:21:47 PM] Syvar: Deer Jesus and his cousin Bambi cut that shit out!
-----
[5:34:15 PM] Chris: Chris walks in, punches a wall
[5:34:22 PM] ~Kavi~: ~Kavi~ punches a door
[5:34:24 PM] Chris: Chris shatters all bones in his hand
[5:34:27 PM] Chris: Chris cries
[5:34:32 PM] ~Kavi~: ~Kavi~ shatters reality
[5:34:33 PM] Hawktopuss: chris!
[5:34:42 PM] Ari: Ari punches a pillow, proceeds to fluff it.
KC: Do you know how many fucks I give?
KC: Negative one fucks.
TE: It takes two fucks to make a plural.
Re: Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel
Fex leaves.
-----
€- You ok? You s€€m a littl€ shak€€€n. -3
I'm on pesterchum! kaviCordi is my personal/self insert, and all my trolls' trolltags (See below) can usually be reached at various times as well.
I can also be reached as an android from outer space! T3 can be pestered at xenologicalDefect.
Augh don't look. TvvT I'm fixing this.
HERE BE TROLLS
SERKIN LYCHIS
Sets:
WAVE
MYST
Remember when I said I was done making trolls? I lied. Addiction is a very powerful thing.
[> fuCk you. my workLife ANd LoveLife... ANd hAteLife!... Are ALL seperAte thiNGs.
Originally Posted by Skehth Cubias
{I know it may be tempting to beat him into melted orange creamsicle, but he IS my friend... sortof...}
Originally Posted by Yindus Gorrel
)... It's been eight sweeps and I still have this faint hope he'll pretend he's normal just once...)
Originally Posted by Yagvus Gorrel
(HEY YINDUS ARE YOU GONNA EAT HIS FACE??(
Originally Posted by Vallix Trespe
busy with pati-nts and cli-nts... and practically auspisticising b-tw--n avirox and alt-rnia.
Originally Posted by Fexxos Vyront
< > My moirail'§ higher up than you and §he ordered me not to take order§.< >
I'm in skype chat, hehehehe!
[4:46:24 PM] kaviCordi: HI IFFY
[4:46:32 PM] Cliff Racer: HI SUP
[4:46:38 PM] The Immortal Meme: HI SEXI FEXXY
[4:46:42 PM] kaviCordi: :O
[4:46:46 PM] kaviCordi: :/O
[4:46:53 PM] kaviCordi: kaviCordi falls out of chair
-----
Kavikiros Cordescka is shot
[1:28:47 PM] Kavikiros Cordescka: Ow
[1:29:09 PM] Cliff Racer: {" sorry, m"ssed:
[1:29:47 PM] Overlard: | Som-on- n--ds to work on th-ir +im. |
[1:29:58 PM] Cliff Racer: {" " just woke up, b"te me:
[1:30:17 PM] Overlard: | I would r+th-r not. I do not w+nt +n inf-ction from you. |
-----
[8:19:30 PM] •Silvy•: Hornits horns kind of
[8:19:37 PM] •Silvy•: look like they were gonna do some cool-as-shit spiral thing
[8:19:41 PM] •Silvy•: but then just kind of gave up on life
[8:19:44 PM] ~Kavi~: XD
[8:19:45 PM] •Silvy•: and started to droop down because
[8:19:51 PM] •Silvy•: that is what things do when they give up on life
-----
[12:38:38 PM] Chris: HOW DO I KNOW WHAT IS COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
[12:38:43 PM] Chris: WE ARE TYPING TEXT
[12:38:46 PM] •Silvy•: FKLJGLK
[12:38:48 PM] Chris: IT COULD BE ANYTHING
[12:38:51 PM] Chris: IT COULD BE GERMAN
[12:38:54 PM] •Silvy•: IM NOT TALKIGN THO
[12:38:56 PM] Chris: IT COULD BE LEMON JELLY
-----
The Immortal Meme STEALS THE BUTTS
[2:50:01 AM] •Silvy•: NO
[2:50:02 AM] •Silvy•: WHY
[2:50:02 AM] The Immortal Meme HOARDS THEM
[2:50:03 AM] •Silvy•: THEY WERE MY BUTTS
[2:50:07 AM] •Silvy•: I COLLECTED THEM
[2:50:09 AM] The Immortal Meme SCREECHES AND RUNS OFF
-----
[6:17:22 PM] The Immortal Meme: I kinda wanna take a nap but I should nt
[6:17:30 PM] The Immortal Meme: Someone make me stay up
[6:24:11 PM] aimlessMastermind: The immortalMemelizer person.
[6:24:22 PM] aimlessMastermind: The immortalMemelizer person, I am pregnant.
[6:24:26 PM] The Immortal Meme: W
[6:24:31 PM] aimlessMastermind: The infant is the Gavron troll's.
[6:24:38 PM] The Immortal Meme: WH
[6:24:46 PM] •Silvy•: wHAT
[6:24:49 PM] aimlessMastermind: Yes.
[6:24:53 PM] •Silvy•: oH MY GOD
[6:25:04 PM] •Silvy•: aiMLESS WHAT
[6:25:11 PM] aimlessMastermind: She wished to be awake?
-----
[5:57:06 PM] Asu: Asu wonders back in
[5:57:16 PM] Cliff Racer: Cliff Racer ponders on outside
[5:57:26 PM] ~Kavi~: ~Kavi~ contemplates on the ceiling
-----
[7:25:08 PM] ~Kavi~: I like my friends like I like my jelly beans.
Assorted.
[7:25:29 PM | Edited 7:25:46 PM] The Immortal Meme: I like my friends how i like my animal crackers
with their limbs ripped off
[7:25:31 PM] The Immortal Meme: delicious.
-----
[8:20:29 PM] Arious: owo?
[8:20:46 PM] ~Kavi~: ovvo!
[8:20:58 PM] Arious: owo;
[8:21:05 PM] ~Kavi~: ovvo''
[8:21:31 PM] Arious: owo∂
[8:21:38 PM] ~Kavi~: ovvo /
[8:21:44 PM] •Silvy•: o o
[8:21:47 PM] Syvar: Deer Jesus and his cousin Bambi cut that shit out!
-----
[5:34:15 PM] Chris: Chris walks in, punches a wall
[5:34:22 PM] ~Kavi~: ~Kavi~ punches a door
[5:34:24 PM] Chris: Chris shatters all bones in his hand
[5:34:27 PM] Chris: Chris cries
[5:34:32 PM] ~Kavi~: ~Kavi~ shatters reality
[5:34:33 PM] Hawktopuss: chris!
[5:34:42 PM] Ari: Ari punches a pillow, proceeds to fluff it.
KC: Do you know how many fucks I give?
KC: Negative one fucks.
TE: It takes two fucks to make a plural.
Re: Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel
~hmmm~ y€ah~->>
~I~ I want€d to ask a qu€stion about your hat~->>
---------
Chever looks around the place, sipping his luke warm tea
OOC Handle: fubbalyWubbaly Main Troll Handle: hypersonicHacker My Tumblr!!! I am also known as the Shrimp!!
The Trollslum Cafe
Yo, I love games and Drawing, not to mention RPing! you'll find I enjoy drawing lots of fan characters!
I also love LARPing too. no not FLARPing, LARPing.
I mostly love Sonic the hedgehog, Super Mario, and Valve games the most. I play any sort of video game genre, and yes, I have so totally watched Star Wars!
You'll find I derp a lot and mispeel misspell a few words, so I am known as the Derp of Typos!!
Anyway, here are some cool sig thingies!
I make Music!!!!
Feel free to listen to them any time! They will be mostly themes of my characters but sometimes they are just nice little songs I like to put together (most of my work is of the Techno Genre)
Protos cracks open the first can...By punching it.
Originally Posted by Nonesense
JM: Accidental Johnny Derpping
JM: TYPO
JM: *depping
JM: Not derpping.
Originally Posted by Rainbow Barf @ MSN
Well I don't know if I want to add you since I already get notifications about you singing in on Pestercum and MSN enough XD
Originally Posted by Nonesense
JM: Why did I read wakeup call as makeup call.
JM: The mental images.
JM: I can't handle this.
HH: AHAHAHAHAH
HH: I'm drawing that!
JM: Awesome.
Originally Posted by CrazedWormHole
CHESS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
Originally Posted by Nonesense
You can't escape the Zunna. He's everywhere. Wake up. He's there, staring. Look up. He's in yo ceiling. Take a walk in the park. He's there, in a tree, staring like a deranged owl equipped with bad puns.
Originally Posted by probableWizardry
Chever loves his blue.
Originally Posted by ZeronFX
"1 ussed tto havve common ssensse, butt tthen 1 ttook a m1ccrowavve tto tthe head"
Originally Posted by Tekkenfreak4
Chever likes it ROUGH
Originally Posted by Meyanni
I'd like to see Shrimp crush my skull with her boobs
Re: Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel
Nothing much here. Perhaps its time to start heading back to the hive. Chever finishes off his tea, pays for it, and makes his way to the exit
OOC Handle: fubbalyWubbaly Main Troll Handle: hypersonicHacker My Tumblr!!! I am also known as the Shrimp!!
The Trollslum Cafe
Yo, I love games and Drawing, not to mention RPing! you'll find I enjoy drawing lots of fan characters!
I also love LARPing too. no not FLARPing, LARPing.
I mostly love Sonic the hedgehog, Super Mario, and Valve games the most. I play any sort of video game genre, and yes, I have so totally watched Star Wars!
You'll find I derp a lot and mispeel misspell a few words, so I am known as the Derp of Typos!!
Anyway, here are some cool sig thingies!
I make Music!!!!
Feel free to listen to them any time! They will be mostly themes of my characters but sometimes they are just nice little songs I like to put together (most of my work is of the Techno Genre)
Protos cracks open the first can...By punching it.
Originally Posted by Nonesense
JM: Accidental Johnny Derpping
JM: TYPO
JM: *depping
JM: Not derpping.
Originally Posted by Rainbow Barf @ MSN
Well I don't know if I want to add you since I already get notifications about you singing in on Pestercum and MSN enough XD
Originally Posted by Nonesense
JM: Why did I read wakeup call as makeup call.
JM: The mental images.
JM: I can't handle this.
HH: AHAHAHAHAH
HH: I'm drawing that!
JM: Awesome.
Originally Posted by CrazedWormHole
CHESS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
Originally Posted by Nonesense
You can't escape the Zunna. He's everywhere. Wake up. He's there, staring. Look up. He's in yo ceiling. Take a walk in the park. He's there, in a tree, staring like a deranged owl equipped with bad puns.
Originally Posted by probableWizardry
Chever loves his blue.
Originally Posted by ZeronFX
"1 ussed tto havve common ssensse, butt tthen 1 ttook a m1ccrowavve tto tthe head"
Originally Posted by Tekkenfreak4
Chever likes it ROUGH
Originally Posted by Meyanni
I'd like to see Shrimp crush my skull with her boobs
Re: Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel
~how do€s it~ chang€ £ik€ that?~->>
OOC Handle: fubbalyWubbaly Main Troll Handle: hypersonicHacker My Tumblr!!! I am also known as the Shrimp!!
The Trollslum Cafe
Yo, I love games and Drawing, not to mention RPing! you'll find I enjoy drawing lots of fan characters!
I also love LARPing too. no not FLARPing, LARPing.
I mostly love Sonic the hedgehog, Super Mario, and Valve games the most. I play any sort of video game genre, and yes, I have so totally watched Star Wars!
You'll find I derp a lot and mispeel misspell a few words, so I am known as the Derp of Typos!!
Anyway, here are some cool sig thingies!
I make Music!!!!
Feel free to listen to them any time! They will be mostly themes of my characters but sometimes they are just nice little songs I like to put together (most of my work is of the Techno Genre)
Protos cracks open the first can...By punching it.
Originally Posted by Nonesense
JM: Accidental Johnny Derpping
JM: TYPO
JM: *depping
JM: Not derpping.
Originally Posted by Rainbow Barf @ MSN
Well I don't know if I want to add you since I already get notifications about you singing in on Pestercum and MSN enough XD
Originally Posted by Nonesense
JM: Why did I read wakeup call as makeup call.
JM: The mental images.
JM: I can't handle this.
HH: AHAHAHAHAH
HH: I'm drawing that!
JM: Awesome.
Originally Posted by CrazedWormHole
CHESS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
Originally Posted by Nonesense
You can't escape the Zunna. He's everywhere. Wake up. He's there, staring. Look up. He's in yo ceiling. Take a walk in the park. He's there, in a tree, staring like a deranged owl equipped with bad puns.
Originally Posted by probableWizardry
Chever loves his blue.
Originally Posted by ZeronFX
"1 ussed tto havve common ssensse, butt tthen 1 ttook a m1ccrowavve tto tthe head"
Originally Posted by Tekkenfreak4
Chever likes it ROUGH
Originally Posted by Meyanni
I'd like to see Shrimp crush my skull with her boobs
Re: Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel
You stagger in, looking quite horrid. You've obviously been in the sun. You sit at a booth in the back and order a water. You glance around at the patrons and don't really...do...anything.
Re: Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel
Fellus returned to the cafe, nose deep in the book that the seadwell- Chiron Flieck had let her borrow. It was an interesting book, very scary at parts and interesting. She moved carefully among the trolls and made her way to the bar. Hm. Oh, that was scary.
Re: Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel
Ericin blinks, looking over at the new girl.
The term Familiar stranger comes to mind, he's seen her plenty of times before, and she's probably seen him, they just never talked. Perhaps He'll break that off, suppose that would get his mood out of that horrid conversation he just had.
She...uhh looks kinda sick anyway...are those blisters? Goodness she must have been in the sun.
Ericin's medical conditioning kicks in and he marches right on over to her.
ωxusω mω, Miss. Miss! Miss, I can hωlp you with thω...umm condition you arω in.
Re: Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel
Varnak enters the cafe and immediately spots Fellus.
He sees her reading and decides to not bother her at the moment.
The greenblood just sits in a booth and orders a Mocha.
Don't you ever get tired of those?
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Fantrolls and Quotes:
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Varnak Cadrom
gamingSwordsman | Varnak Cadrom
Weaponsmith and gamer
Hey dude! Wha7's up?
Able to be trolled - Varnak's Trollscore 1535G (Discontinued)
Confirmed: ♦ Horrin(Strider), ♥ Cardie(Wycca)
Possible: None
Larvin Eletro
vinylBeats | Larvin Eletro
DJ and music artist
[(o)!_!(o)] Dj LÉD is in
thÉ housÉ!
Able to be trolled
Confirmed: ♥ Raevis(Fexxos Vyront), ♦ Soshin(Moon Redeemer), ♠ Octana(Weeaboo)
Possible: None
Farlow Belsci
racingComrade | Farlow Belsci
Anti-gravity vehicle racer
>> Яacing is all I dQ. And I lQve it! X
Able to be trolled
Confirmed: ♥ Xellha(Wycca), ♦ Vicari(Flamerider64)
Possible: None
Mokuja Tetsun
ironFist | Mokuja Tetsun
Cybernetic Sensei and Dojo owner
Now, tak# th# fly from my hand. ! dar# you.
Able to be trolled
Confirmed: None
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Trefak Bogren
rushedTemper | Trefak Bogren
Fast working bartender and woodworker.
i>>nee|)>>to>>hurry!
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Flynne Vineks
programmingUnknown | Flynne Vineks
Programmer and inventor
/|\>---i have cReated a digital fR㉧NTieR!
Able to be trolled
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Rhosea Heptka
uprootedLeaflet | Rhosea Heptka
Gardner and bookworm
}--shρuld I leaf yρu alρne--<c
Able to be trolled, WIP
Confirmed: None
Possible: ♥ Deyuki(Hpboy7)
Galvikus Voulgean
greatSmith | Galvikus Voulgean
Varnak's Ancestor
[n] Hello. Have we me7 before?
Able to be trolled
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[03:07] KC: You know
[03:07] KC: This aspect of troll culture has ALWAYS fascinated me
[03:08] AR: wh1ch 1s?
[03:08] KC: "You just fucked up my phone, that's so sexy."
[12:14] AR: 1 never 7hou9h7 of 17 l1ke 7ha7...
[12:14] PN: indeed p_o
[12:16] AR: pff7
[12:16] AR: n1ce monacle
[12:16] PN: so british |D
[12:16] AR: wa17, do you have a monacle?
[12:16] PN: nah, i'm just exuberently fancy : p**
[12:16] PN: *hides monocle collection*
[12:16] AR: ...w17hou7 7he monacle?
[12:17] PN: of course, thats just a silly stereotype
[12:17] PN: <.<
[12:17] PN: >.>
[12:17] AR: ...you have a monacle, don'7 you...
[12:17] PN: ...maybe.
[12:18] AR: ...don'7 you?
[12:18] PN: yes =.=
[12:18] AR: knew 17...
[11:04] AR: patience, young one
[11:05] AH: NO
[11:05] -- acidReign [AR] waves his hand. --
[11:05] AR: You will have patience
[11:06] AH: justin
[11:06] AH: what are you doing
[11:06] AH: you are not yogi bear
[11:06] AH: wait
[11:06] AH: whats his name
[11:06] AR: Yoda
[09:31] SS: I'M JESUS
[09:31] AR: lol
[09:31] SS: THE JESUS THAT OCCASIONALLY GETS THINGS WRONG
[09:31] AR: lol
[09:31] AR: the moderately omnicient Jesus
[02:04] IF: she needs pot
[02:05] IF: *plot
[08:53] AR: < ><**
[08:53] AN: xD
[08:53] AN: Looks like the christian fish symbol.
[08:53] AR: I caught a Jesus!
[12:14:18 AM] Tekkenfreak4: you are no fun.
[12:15:03 AM] Beef Lardington: Yep.
Total buzzkill right here.
The place where jokes go to die and have their tombs defiled.
[12:16:18 AM] Tekkenfreak4: stop fucking the concrete!
[12:16:36 AM] Beef Lardington: Make me!
[04:43] AR: Tron Evolutions main character is named Anon
[04:43] SS: clearly it's about the rise of 4Chan in the grid.
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Varnak AB base by Tiitha
Varnak AB edits by Blank
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Varnak horns and shades by Gen Chat
Larvin AB by Weeaboo
Larvin HS by Rai-CH
Farlow AB by Araiss and Flamerider64
Mokuja AB by Syvar
Justin AB by thirteenGraves
Mokuja AB edits by BishouTaka
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Re: Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel
~that's r€a££y int€r€sting!!~ oh darn! I hav€ to go now~ my £usus wi££ want h€r m€a£ now~ goodby~->>
She waves goodby as she leaves the cafe
OOC Handle: fubbalyWubbaly Main Troll Handle: hypersonicHacker My Tumblr!!! I am also known as the Shrimp!!
The Trollslum Cafe
Yo, I love games and Drawing, not to mention RPing! you'll find I enjoy drawing lots of fan characters!
I also love LARPing too. no not FLARPing, LARPing.
I mostly love Sonic the hedgehog, Super Mario, and Valve games the most. I play any sort of video game genre, and yes, I have so totally watched Star Wars!
You'll find I derp a lot and mispeel misspell a few words, so I am known as the Derp of Typos!!
Anyway, here are some cool sig thingies!
I make Music!!!!
Feel free to listen to them any time! They will be mostly themes of my characters but sometimes they are just nice little songs I like to put together (most of my work is of the Techno Genre)
Protos cracks open the first can...By punching it.
Originally Posted by Nonesense
JM: Accidental Johnny Derpping
JM: TYPO
JM: *depping
JM: Not derpping.
Originally Posted by Rainbow Barf @ MSN
Well I don't know if I want to add you since I already get notifications about you singing in on Pestercum and MSN enough XD
Originally Posted by Nonesense
JM: Why did I read wakeup call as makeup call.
JM: The mental images.
JM: I can't handle this.
HH: AHAHAHAHAH
HH: I'm drawing that!
JM: Awesome.
Originally Posted by CrazedWormHole
CHESS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
Originally Posted by Nonesense
You can't escape the Zunna. He's everywhere. Wake up. He's there, staring. Look up. He's in yo ceiling. Take a walk in the park. He's there, in a tree, staring like a deranged owl equipped with bad puns.
Originally Posted by probableWizardry
Chever loves his blue.
Originally Posted by ZeronFX
"1 ussed tto havve common ssensse, butt tthen 1 ttook a m1ccrowavve tto tthe head"
Originally Posted by Tekkenfreak4
Chever likes it ROUGH
Originally Posted by Meyanni
I'd like to see Shrimp crush my skull with her boobs
Re: Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel
She put the book down and rubbed her eyes, glasses slipping a little while she did. Oh look, there was Varnak. She gave him a wave before ordering a glass of water.
Re: Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel
He of course knows it's not his place to ask her what happened, highblood or no, at least not before treating her.
No I'm finω with not siting for now, I nωωd to chωck you out first.
He instead draws closer to her, examining her face and neck a bit
Mmmmhm... He reaches somewhere, and produces a tube of some sort of ointment.
Plωasω takω this disinfωctant crωam Miss, you should apply it thrωω timωs a day, for your burns, othωrwisω you will havω a bad day. It should disinfωct the burns on your skin and numb it a littlω. And it's good you arω drinking watωr, plωasω try and stay hydratωd whilω your body hωals from the ωffωcts of the sun Miss.
Speaking of thinking of others...her just completely batted aside her offer and got right down to helping her...even sunburnt.
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Very well, and gHOOdbye Chiron The tall indigo says, as he watches her go out....what a sweet girl.