Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel

[illogicalInsomniac]

She raises an eyebrow, then chuckles. Heh, sure, why not?

[FubbalyWubbaly]

Chever finnaly wakes up from his long nap at his table. Damnit, that is *definetly* the last time you fall asleep in a chair

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Meh, this is boring sitting here with no one. She scans the room looking for an interesting person to chat with

[Silvy]

She orders him another drink, mumbling about spending her hard-earned money on this random dude. Oh well, she hands him the drink when it arrives anyways.

soul crushin? hehehe, i dunno, he's got on a very distractin outfit, thas for sure! i wouldn exactly describe it as soul crushin, tho. maybe 'gouge-yer-eyes-out' worthy, perhaps? idk.

[Agmund]

Eee she's happy again and smiling and back to hugging,

"WellXIXamXgladXyouXareXusedXtoXmeXIXamXsorryXifXI XdisturbedXyouXbeforeXwhenXweXfirstXmet."

[Yossarian]

He clicks his tongue.

I was the onω who was going to ordωr it silly, not you. He intercepts the ordered bagel, and informs the bot he'll pay for it and...a bagel sandwich actually.

He looks back at her, his memory starting to unfog a bit.

Do you don't likω chωωsωcakω? Arω you a fan of chωωsω?


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QHOOIET He screams at her.

[DeoDrew]

You muck around for a moment to get an apple out. Which is the process of smashing an apple on the table to make an apple come out of it.
Wonky modus, that one.
You hold the apple out to her.
Here. Try th<-->s one. <-->t looks fresh.
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You're here now. You stand in the door way to look around and judge.
And then the door hits you on the rear. You scowl then go grab a seat.

[Overlard]

Well that works. For now.

She blinks a few times but keeps quiet, swinging her legs back and forth.

[Teslamagnetic Integration]

『Hmm...An indigo nutjob who looks like a wardrobe vomited on him and took him out of some crappy cartoon, a seadweller who looks like a real nerd, another seadweller who's weird looking and is all smiles, a nerdy green, another sea-nerd, some seadweller in a tophat thinking they're a magician from the cape, another nerdy greenblood, a greenblood that looks like a total tool, another green who thinks they're tall, dark, and mysterious by wearing sunglasses indoors at night time, some timid looking redblood nerd, a weird indigo clown who looks like the biggest tool in the shed, and a seadweller who has more gold on her than the lost city of Quel'dorada. ...Man this place blows tonight.』

Inniss

[ailsagraystone]

Fellus stares blankly at the wall, still zoned out.

[Rai-CH]

Hooray, shiny things! Though not as many as Aranka had hoped for. Greedy bitch.
That doesn't stop her from taking them all.
"...That's it? You cheat on me, and that's all??"
Aranka, you're being unreasonable. Stop.

[illogicalInsomniac]

Cool, thanks! She examines it, holding it up to the light and everything, and takes out a knife to slice it open. Can't be too careful, she got poisoned here once.
She's about to finally take a bite when she notices the time, and quickly captcha's the knife and apple pieces. So sorry, ! have to go. N!ce meet!ng you! She waves and smiles as she runs out.

[mr_19]

Ublich switches between using both hands to "shh" her.
[|:| Shh. no no..no more words about the blaHATant destruction of fabric. Only the delicious elixir with memory erasing properties.

[Cliff_Racer]

Greenblooded nerd time in the Cafe? Taisto was almost born for this. This tacky-dressed asshole walks in and looks around. He takes a deep breath, taking in the sheer amount of incompetence in the Cafe, then walks with a false sense of superiority to a booth where he orders a soda and chips with catsup.

[InsanicAsu]

┅┅ I could not let you treat me to a meal, Ericin... I can pay for my own. ┅┅✖
She frowns a little. Great, now she owes him.
┅┅ I do like cheese, and I enjoy cake, but I prefer the two to be separate. ┅┅✖



♅ N-n-no, its okay... I th-th-think it was good? Uh... ♒
She glances around.
UBLICH. What is he doing with that greenblood? Hey...

[FubbalyWubbaly]

errrr, whoa? Whatt happened?
Gee! This place is packed!! How long has he been asleep?
He decides to order some tea to help wake up and glances around

[Silvy]

hm.. alrighty then, dude. anyhow, whas your name, tophat guy? can i call ya indigo? imma call ya indigo anyways. nice ta meetcha, indigo!

[Suds McFuddle]

Zandig takes a long hard look at those precious gloves he got for twelfth perigree. The very idea of losing them makes Zandig tear up, but he supposes it's either losing the gloves or losing his beloved fishy. That being said, he slowly, and emotionally painfully, removes his gloves and hands them to Aranka.

[Agmund]

"IfXyouXwantXyouXdoXnotXhaveXtoXstayXtoXtalkXtoXme XNepi-dear.XIXpromiseXmyXfeelingsXwontXbeXhurt."

Not looking at Ublich not looking at Ublich not looking at Ublich.

[Yossarian]

Now...as I was saying. YHOO must learn how to say EXCUSE ME when going past others, especially highbloods, blah blah blah, blah blah? BeHOOVe yHOO, blah blah, HOO, blah blHOO.....
He goes on for a long while, lecturing her like a scHOOl teacher but then.

What....that hat...it's staring right at her.


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Oh shush, I madω you go into a fit so thω lωast I could do is buy you somωthing. Both of the meals are served. Ericin waits for her to start on her own before eating.

I mωan it sωωms likω thω propωr tradω-off. Guy causωs girl to flip out, guy owωs girl a bagωl. He chuckles at how silly that sounds.

But yωah, I sωω what you mωan....about the uhh cakω and chωωsω. I'm thω typω who likωs anything rωally.

[immortalMemelizer]

What a lovely night it is to spike some poor saps' drinks! Lunari hops into the cafe, removing her goggles from over her eyes, and pushing them up onto her forehead with the rest of her messy black bangs.
She adjusts her jacket and her gloves, before taking a well deserved spot at the bar.

[ailsagraystone]

A tool? Fellus blinked, but only looked slightly at the yellow blood with... was that a bit of anger? Nope, it had to be a trick because her face was a mask of nothing now.

[Overlard]

Most of that lecture goes in one hearing stalk and out the other. If crowmom couldn't breed it into her, it's not going to change for just one indigoblood.

But she does notice the ha- "Why d0es y0ur h&t h&ve eyes? Did y0u put & h00tbe&st in y0ur h&t? Th&t's kind& crue|! It might need t0 use the |itt|e h00tbe&st's b|0ck t00!"

why

[FubbalyWubbaly]

She decides to approach the green blood with shades. Why is she staring at the wall?
~h€££o!~ are you waiting for som€on€?~->>

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wa1tt. D1d ssomeone jusstt call me a nerd???
That took you a while to realise, Chever

[InsanicAsu]

┅┅ I suppose so... ┅┅✖
She sighs.
┅┅ Normally I am not a picky eater, that just happens to be one of the things that I do not like. ┅┅✖



♅ H-h-huh? Oh... I'm o-o-okay, really. ♒
She shrugs.

[DeoDrew]

That was a good start at not being ant-social. With a bit of happy, you leave.
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You are waiting for some refreshment to arrive, who knows what you ordered? You look around the cafe, not sure how you feel about these people here tonight.
So you just scowl at everyone.