Trollslum Cafe XCIX: Like a Trashy Romance Novel

[FubbalyWubbaly]

~im~ s€tt£ing with som€on€~->>
~i r€a££y hop€ it works out~->>

[Yossarian]

Very well. Is all he says back to her.



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I rωally don't sωω it...

[Rai-CH]

"<( ...Don't see what? )"

[Yossarian]

How anyonω would think you'd makω a dωcωnt rival. I hωard storiωs, mostly about that "rωd-bloodωd girl who can't say no" He snickers a bit.




Yωah, hωh hωh, the grapωvinω is an intωrωsting placω. Oh wow, Ericin's being's particularly nasty tonight.

[Rai-CH]

"<( ...What? )
<( Why'd there b' rumours 'bout me? )"

(( brb ~1hr! ))

[FubbalyWubbaly]

~hmm?~->>
se senses a bit of sadness in his tone

[Fexxos Vyront]

Fexxos can't help but be slightly disappointed in the group picking on Katrin...
Ah, well. Highbloods.
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Serkin chuckles darkly, amused by the events.
€- H€h€€€h€h€h€h€€€€h€... Nic€... -3
He offers Ericin a highfive.

[Yossarian]

Nothing, Nothing. WHOO is this fairly fortunate person, if I may ask? No matter Cho, the fact she is pursuing someone else negates two things for the indigo, casual pailing, and any possible matespritship. He has standards, even if he is an indigo. And she had looked so promising as well. Good thing he barely met her, no damage out of such a thing.





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Ericin shakes his head in a silent "No" of his highfive.

Now is not the timω for that Sωrkin. He looks back at Katrin.

Bωcausω you idiot, this is a public fucking atmosphωrω, thω shit that happωns hωrω SPRωADS by word of mouth, fastωr thωn an STD at a whorωhousω.

[FubbalyWubbaly]

~w€££~h€ kinda £ooks £ik€ a n€rd~ th€ on£y sad thing is~ h€ do€snt £ik€ scary stori€s~->>
~wh€n w€ first m€t~ i accid€nt£y stabb€d him~ I gu€ss thats why i kinda piti€d him~but~ I dont know why h€ f€€£s r€d for m€~ I on£y just got to£d that h€ do€s~->>
She pulls out her grubphone and does a bit of texting. after a minute or two, she looks back with an unsatisfied look

[Yossarian]

His interest is piqued a bit as he hear's this from her.

What does that visHOOalized wording device say?

[FubbalyWubbaly]

~w€££~ h€ sounds kinda d€sp€rat€~~->>
~actua£y~ too d€sp€rat€~->>

~and h€ piti€d m€ b€caus€ i was so bubb£y and too kind? I dont want to b€ piti€d for that~->>

[Yossarian]

Yes, yes, let the butthurt flow through you Chiron.
Yes, indeed, one sHOOld be pitied for HOO they are over-all, but especially, HOO they are on the inside. Perhaps he thinks yHOO are stupid, thus wHOOld explain why he pities yHOOr bubbley kindness.

[FubbalyWubbaly]

~wait~ what do you m€an h€ thinks Im stupid~ if h€ thinks im stupid th€n~ th€n h€ can just go~ go~->>
She's begins to boil and growl, but also feeling like a bit of a fool

[Yossarian]

Yes, what yHOO are feeling is perfectly nHOOrmal for someone in your situation, I assHOOre yHOO. DHOO not hold back on your anger, in fact if yHOO must yHOO may relieve your stress on my body madam, I am a quick healer, wHOOunds are nothing to me.

[FubbalyWubbaly]

now I just feel so angry!! Ohh! it just stings!!

~oh who am I kidding? ~I f€€£ so t€rrib£€!! h€ cant r€a££y think that of m€?~->>
She sobs a little. Perhaps she is jumping to conclusions to early.

[Rai-CH]

"<( Well, what else h've y' heard? )"
Katrin's tone becomes a tiny bit irritated.

[FubbalyWubbaly]

Chever seems to be looking a little sad over there, wonder why? he sits at his table by himself, staring a hole into his teacup

[Yossarian]

Ask yHOOrself this.

Why does he "pity" yHOO? Well it is quite simple, he thinks yHOO are pretty, but knHOOs nothing else about yHOO. SHOO that is the basis of his fake pity, he is HOOping to barge into a relationship without knHOOwing the things that count about yHOO. Like how yHOO really think. It's quite an under-handed, but effective tactic for getting intHOO a redrom with one wHOOme you know little about...and one wHOO may be too nice to say nHOO.



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Shrug. He's got her on a string now.

"Stuff."

[Rai-CH]

"<( Which is? B'cause they're prob'bly fake, I'm guessin'. )"

[Yossarian]

Who thω hωll would wastω thωir timω making rumors on a low-blood

[FubbalyWubbaly]

~w€££~ I r€a££y didnt know a £ot about him~ but h€ s€€m€d a£right~ but~ mayb€ it r€a££y was fak€? What am I going to do? I just pr€tty much £ost a quadr€nt b€for€ it €v€n was officia£!~->>

[Rai-CH]

"<( But y' just said that there were rumours! )"
Oh dear Katrin calm down.

[Yossarian]

The tall land-dwelling highblood makes a small "Aha" sound.

A clear case of the rushed quadrant. Yes this is a common affliction to mHOOst romances, specially that in particular of the redrom. And the only cure, is to actually get clHOOSE to someoone else yHOO know. Basically, yHOO must slHOOwly start to pity sHOOmeone on yHOOr own, not because of how they look or act, but because of how they are He taps the front of his chest.

On the inside.



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I clωarly said storiωs not rumors.

[Rai-CH]

"<( Stories, rumours... They're th' same thing, aren't they?"

"<( 'Nd y' makin' it sound like y' know som'thin', and I wouldn't put 't past some trolls t' spread rumours 'bout me! )"
"some trolls" being Dragun, of course. Seeing as he just loves to make Katrin's life hell.

[Yossarian]

You'rω, thω picturω-pωrfωct rωd-blood Kat, not mω.



Though that may bω why you gωt so much attωntion. Highbloods gωt off to powωr-trips of course....hωh.