Sanguine Condensation Appreciation Station

[recalcitrantIre]

say, is it just me, or does the coffee machine look a bit like one of those regeneration pods in the post-day of lavos future of chrono trigger?

I think its actually a revitalization pod from Earthbound, people got that pretty quickly

or it looks like one anyway, in universe its a coffee machine that definitely does not contain trolls blood

[phantasmalDexterity]

There's so much to talk about in this potato, though. Why do people not want to talk about it? We could talk about what Terezi will do when she enters, or how she'll react to this shit. Where is Terezi? We can't be sure she's even there at all. Who knows, perhaps this is after they visit Meenah.
What about Jack? Which Jack is Dirk looking for? A1? B1? B2? Surely he's not looking for A2's Jack.

And why don't you worry about HOW this Dirk knows about those Jacks. He might know that there is B2 Jack, but he shouldn't really know the others.

Oh, and hey, here's something else: Calvin-Jake, Hobbes-Brain Dirk... Susie-Aranea??


Discuss.

[megalovanianUmbra]

People are talking about dreams, I guess? I wouldn't know what those are because I never sleep. I just go into temporary 8-hour comas. I'll also never die, either. That will just be a permanent coma.

[ArmsAreLoud]

It's funny how the Discussion thread ends up working.

A few pages before the thread is locked, people utterly forget about their conversations and instead start talking about the imminent end of thread. Then, once the new thread goes up, people start talking about homestuck again. Strange and marvellous. I'm just sorta waiting for the thread to close now, so we can go back to talking about Homestuck.

You know, if you spent less time bitching about how we don't talk about Homestuck and spent more time getting the conversation back to Homestuck people might be more willing to comply.

Just food for thought.

[Yaridovich23]

You know, if you spent less time bitching about how we don't talk about Homestuck and spent more time getting the conversation back to Homestuck people might be more willing to comply.

Anyone excited for the new Mario game coming out? I know I am.

[mysteriousOutsider]

sigh

I need to get through my next 20 posts quickly

INTERESTING CONVERSATION. UM.

Yesterday's update prompted me to link a friend of mine to the nic cage song. He already has an ironic fondness for Mr Cage.
Even of it doesn't help convince him to read Homestuck, at least I can make jokes about THE PLAN now.

[Dhakka]

say, is it just me, or does the coffee machine look a bit like one of those regeneration pods in the post-day of lavos future of chrono trigger?

Looks like the rejuv pods from Earthbound.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

sigh

I need to get through my next 20 posts quickly

INTERESTING CONVERSATION. UM.

Yesterday's update prompted me to link a friend of mine to the nic cage song. He already has an ironic fondness for Mr Cage.
Even of it doesn't help convince him to read Homestuck, at least I can make jokes about THE PLAN now.

LOOK AT US. TALKING UP ALL THESE
GODDAMN
FUCKING
AWESOME CONVOS.
This is relevant because I miss the salamanders farming all these goddamn fucking mushrooms/seedpods.

[MythicalWashrag]

Yesterday's update prompted me to link a friend of mine to the nic cage song. He already has an ironic fondness for Mr Cage.
Even of it doesn't help convince him to read Homestuck, at least I can make jokes about THE PLAN now.

Homestuck almost makes me like Nic Cage.
Almost.
"The plan" jokes are best.

[phantasmalDexterity]

Oh, freackity freack. I totally forgot about my 612 SPECULARNAODM. What to do, what to do...

Okay, my SPECULARNAODM was Old Bro and the CodRoses. Done. The next is 1000 which I'm concered about...
oh, hey let's talk about mO's upcoming 10000th post.
And Calvin and Hobbes.


And Homestuck

[recalcitrantIre]

Yesterday's update prompted me to link a friend of mine to the nic cage song. He already has an ironic fondness for Mr Cage. Even of it doesn't help convince him to read Homestuck, at least I can make jokes about THE PLAN now.

Yes, 14-year-old movie quotes are an excellent way to entice someone towards Homestuck

Is the whole Nic Cage song used in Alterniabound at Vriska's shrine? Or does it just loop a short section? or is this something I'm going to have to check for myself

[Dhakka]

You know, if you spent less time bitching about how we don't talk about Homestuck and spent more time getting the conversation back to Homestuck people might be more willing to comply.

Just food for thought.

But I want to discuss where you got that amazing avatar. ლ(ಠ益ಠლ

[Doom Zero]

You know, if you spent less time bitching about how we don't talk about Homestuck and spent more time getting the conversation back to Homestuck people might be more willing to comply.

Just food for thought.

I'd hardly call that food. What you've given me is the half-chewed upon remnants of a long since discarded meal.

I have indeed thought about that. And I don't appreciate your blatant quote "fixing". You seem to have deleted the entire portion of my post dedicated to "getting the conversation back to homestuck," and what's worse is that you don't appear to want to contribute anything yourself. Perhaps, since you seem to have everybody discussing whatever you like to talk about, you might actually pay attention to or at the very least acknowledge the attempts that I have made to find a topic more appealing to people here?

Yes, I'm aware of the annoyance I cause by not enjoying the wild and off-topic conversations that seem to plague this thread. Plague. Sue me if that's too harsh. I'd much rather talk about Homestuck in the Comic Discussion thread, and I'm sure I've said that enough times by now. I'm not trying to be a pest or a bother, I'm just trying to discuss the comic and the most recent potato in the place where it is appropriate to talk about that. I'm not trying to mock your topic of choice here, and I'm not telling you to stop talking about it. I do truly hope you can carry on this discussion. Surely, there is a correct place to discuss dreams and Mario games. It's not here.

Don't worry, I've appreciated your food for thought as long as I could. That said, I appreciated it for as long as it takes a person to read one sentence. Almost comparable to the amount of time it takes somebody to realize there's a surprising topping on their pizza that is black, has wings, and is so very dead.

[mysteriousOutsider]

Homestuck almost makes me like Nic Cage.
Almost.
"The plan" jokes are best.

Nic Cage is AMAZING.
Because he SUCKS.
Except when he DOESN'T.
And he will do ANYTHING.
He is CONSISTENTLY RIDICULOUS.
I LIKE THAT.
CAPITAL LETTERS.

We should get ash to share his cage gif collection.

[Dmatix]

Snip Galore

Alright people, let's chill. No need for fighting over silly things like that. Just let the discussion flow as it will. We usually get ourselves back on topic soon enough, and rushing it won't do much good. If we do go too far, ash and the gang usually remind us.

[Daniel990]

what does this MEAN.

How could you say "what does this MEAN." without ending it with a question mark?
This is not the way of the MEAN.

[BlackholePA]

I'm very interested to see what will happen if/when Terezi arrives, especially as she is the seer of mind and may be able to percieve braindirk.

Also I would like to add that I am currently lying in bed typing on my iPod while randomised Homestuck art is displayed as a slideshow on my screen. I feel very content

[recalcitrantIre]

We should get ash to share his cage gif collection.

If we do go too far, ash and the gang usually remind us.

I'm pretty sure ash just went to sleep like, 5 minutes ago

the other mods seem to be taking a more passive stance?

still reading through this thread, why did I decide to sleep like a normal person, so many funny conversations

[phantasmalDexterity]

I'm pretty sure ash just went to sleep like, 5 minutes ago
the other mods seem to be taking a more passive stance?
still reading through this thread, why did I decide to sleep like a normal person, so many funny conversations

What? ashdenej is always here. That's practicly CANON and TRUFAXXX.
And Drillgorg too.

[Dmatix]

I'm pretty sure ash just went to sleep like, 5 minutes ago

the other mods seem to be taking a more passive stance?

still reading through this thread, why did I decide to sleep like a normal person, so many funny conversations

But he just made me this cool avatar.
Can ash do that in his sleep?
You know what, I think he can.
He's that good.

[Conspicuous]

But he just made me this cool avatar.
Can ash do that in his sleep?
You know what, I think he can.
He's that good.

ashdenej has a dreambot.

True story.

[Doom Zero]

I'm pretty sure ash just went to sleep like, 5 minutes ago

the other mods seem to be taking a more passive stance?

still reading through this thread, why did I decide to sleep like a normal person, so many funny conversations

Pretty sure if Ash were going to sleep, he would've started a new thread by now. He tends to do that when page 100 approaches and he's getting tired.
So nope, not yet.

Also, yeah, as other people have said, how can he be asleep when he's already made three avatars for a new fad?

[MythicalWashrag]

Not even going to go through that essay and point out all the funny shit in it.
(Mostly it's the hypocrisy???)

Nic Cage is AMAZING.
Because he SUCKS.
Except when he DOESN'T.
And he will do ANYTHING.
He is CONSISTENTLY RIDICULOUS.
I LIKE THAT.
CAPITAL LETTERS.

We should get ash to share his cage gif collection.

Why was I not aware he had one?
This is incredible.
Homestuck has made me realize that gifs are the best thing. I liked them a lot before but... man... gifs. They are the best. Thing.

You know what, I think he can.

I'd put money on it.

[Everanix]

Doom.

I agree with Arms, although I would have phrased it differently because I don't have his gumption.

Basically I'd just appreciate it if you try to sound less preachy and just suggest new topics if you don't like what's currently being discussed.

It is not your job to admonish people for going off topic.

Okay now I'm worried I sound like a jerk. I'm sorry o____o'

[Dmatix]

Doom.

I agree with Arms, although I would have phrased it differently because I don't have his gumption.

Basically I'd just appreciate it if you try to sound less preachy and just suggest new topics if you don't like what's currently being discussed.

It is not your job to admonish people for going off topic.

Okay now I'm worried I sound like a jerk. I'm sorry o____o'

I think that Tavros head from your avatar is slowly taking control of you with all that apologizing. You should stop rubbing it on your face.