Sanguine Condensation Appreciation Station

[Kíeros]

I have questions as to the accuracy of this generator. Mostly based on putting in names I know the meaning of and getting something completely unrelated. Amusing, though. Andrew comes out as funeral.

Yeah, especially since I did it with my name, which is closely related to the Latin, Greek, English, Spanish, French, Russian, and about every other language's words for the same exact thing, and got something different than that.

[Stormspirit]

@Morhek: I attempted to use my own name. Capitalized, I get 'Sudden'. Uncapitalized, I get 'lesbians'.

wat

Hey, it's not that bad. With my name capitalized, I get 'Love scene' (oh my ) and uncapitalized? Surrender. I'm apparently the passive one in this love scene! How much more similar can it get.

[wrinklefudger]

I got housebreaker

[ArmsAreLoud]

So, somebody was saying last night that Aranea was their favourite Troll? (Possibly ArmsAreLoud?)

I just typed her name in Origin Generator. Eight guesses what it came out as.

WARNING: capitalise the first letter. Just...trust me on this.

Yeah this is pretty excellent. Too bad she isn't a thief.

My birth name comes out to "wanton" and my chosen name (AKA my middle name) is "bloomer".

Pfffhahaha

[Doom Zero]

So, somebody was saying last night that Aranea was their favourite Troll? (Possibly ArmsAreLoud?)

I just typed her name in Origin Generator. Eight guesses what it came out as.

WARNING: capitalise the first letter. Just...trust me on this.

They give the example of "Nancy".
...
WHY DO THEY DO THIS?!

Better yet, try Tavros, with a capital T. Oh, poor Terezi, she had to investigate his corpse...

Why is this thing so completely fucked up?!

[Daniel990]

I typed in my own name and got "crime', and then "balls." So, that is cool I guess.

I have decided it is just better for me to pretend that entire part of the story never happened. Or else i start to hate terezi, who was my favorite troll on my first read-through. I am no longer sure why that was.

LIAR.
I typed your name, which is obviously Giles, and I got lolita and Filth.

[Prin Pardus]

So when ash speak, he brings stallions (pffhaha) and when we speak, we bring lesbians? Makes sense.

No, no

Your reign of terror comes to an end here, on this balcony overlooking an enchanted cliffscape host to innumerable gorgeous stallions. How ironic, that your very demise would be in the proximity of some horses.

[Morhek]

John Egbert = Debauchery
Rose Lalonde = Unparalleled
Dave Strider = hard drinker
Jade Harley = Bad health

[phantasmalDexterity]

Tavros Nitram is Diarrhea Trap............. That's ...... disturbing.


Wait..... mO is fat.........

[recalcitrantIre]

Hey, it's not that bad. With my name capitalized, I get 'Love scene' (oh my ) and uncapitalized? Surrender. I'm apparently the passive one in this love scene! How much more similar can it get.

Both capitalized and uncapitalized versions of my name give 'exposed'
definitely nothing to do with my secret plan to overthrow the throne of Awesome

really can't think of what it could be referring to

e. recalcitrantIre gives 'Sharply Attack'... knives aren't my forte

[Doom Zero]

DAVE.
Neil P Harris.
Nic Cage.
Guy Fieri.
...

Dad Egbert. NSFW.

[ArmsAreLoud]

Yeah this is pretty excellent. Too bad she isn't a thief.

My birth name comes out to "wanton" and my chosen name (AKA my middle name) is "bloomer".

Pfffhahaha

To add to this, my chosen name all-lower-case comes out to "desires". My birth name in all lower case? enema.

Da fuck man.

[Freack]

LIAR.
I typed your name, which is obviously Giles, and I got lolita and Filth.

Oh, right. I meant my middle names.

So, I am apparently Filth lotita BAlls crime Feces onany.

... I am surprisingly okay with this.

Whatever was the significane of Lord English + Horses = Irony? I still do not get it.

[Daniel990]

My name capitalized gives "Measure", and uncapitalized it's "accused".
WHY ISN'T IT SOMETHING TOO FUCKED UP?

[Prin Pardus]

men·ses (mnsz)
pl.n. (used with a sing. or pl. verb)
The monthly flow of blood and cellular debris from the uterus that begins at puberty in women and the females of other primates. In women, menses ceases at menopause. Also called catamenia.

I've never heard that word before but apparently that is my name
I h8 my life :c

[Stormspirit]

Both capitalized and uncapitalized versions of my name give 'exposed'
definitely nothing to do with my secret plan to overthrow the throne of Awesome

really can't think of what it could be referring to

You could be...exposed in other ways...

Anyway, I tried with my girlfriend's name. Capitalized, it's 'confusion'. Uncapitalized, it's 'fascinate'. That's...really accurate of my general reaction to her. Huh.

Oh, and my username? Stormspirit gives 'undershirt'. I seems to be connected to clothes and love. Sweet combination.

[genteelGunslinger]

Hey, it's not that bad. With my name capitalized, I get 'Love scene' (oh my ) and uncapitalized? Surrender. I'm apparently the passive one in this love scene! How much more similar can it get.

Wait....

Sudden
lesbians

I'm going to have lesbians all of a sudden?

show spoiler

hide spoiler

For note, this is completely unserious

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

men·ses (mnsz)
pl.n. (used with a sing. or pl. verb)
The monthly flow of blood and cellular debris from the uterus that begins at puberty in women and the females of other primates. In women, menses ceases at menopause. Also called catamenia.

I've never heard that word before but apparently that is my name
I h8 my life :c

Don't worry, my full name came out to Menstrual Pain.

[JordanTH]

Fall asleep for several hours.

Wake up and go back to computer.

Not long after, new update.

Epic win?

[Doom Zero]

OH LOL WAT? NEW UDPATE.

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

OH LOL WAT? NEW UDPATE.

THERE'S A NEW UPDATE?

No.

The answer is no.

[Morhek]

My name uncapitalised is Forked.

I typed Condesce. Try it. Don't drink while you do it, or at least have a cloth handy.

[Yaridovich23]

Did...Did Hussie really make an "Over 9,000" joke?

[Pixie-elf]

You're kind of bad at not quoting entire posts.
Also, you're in the hospital? I hope you don't mind me asking what you are there for.

I've been clicking the reply with quote button. I'm only seeing it quoting like... part of the posts, and it's confusing me a little. I apologize if I'm not doing it right. I kinda just realized that it looks better if I cut out the parts I'm not replying to in the full editor.

I've got a medical condition where my body makes too much spinal fluid, then doesn't know what to do with it. I've got a medical device called a lumbar peritoneal shunt in me to drain the spinal fluid off to fix it. It makes me a cyborg. Unfortunately, the shunt is blocked, so I'm not doing too good. When it's not working I have all the symptoms of a brain tumor. Lots of bad headaches, confusion, stupidity, and other fun things.

So I'm in the hospital so that they can control my pain, keep me safe, and do surgery on Tuesday to fix it. Then I'll be a happy functional cyborg again.

[recalcitrantIre]

That second panel

NOT GOOD NOT GOOD NOT GOOD