Sanguine Condensation Appreciation Station

[qwerty]

Since we're talking about teeth mines are awfull firstly, I have like 2 front teeth that really stick out (no not buck teeth their more like fangs, but you can only see them when I smile) I have an over jet their all very crooked some on top of others and just....I have the wort teeth.

[RAK]

Since we're talking about teeth mines are awfull firstly, I have like 2 front teeth that really stick out (no not buck teeth their more like fangs, but you can only see them when I smile) I have an over jet their all very crooked some on top of others and just....I have the wort teeth.

feel lucky you have teeth.

im missing at least a full 1/4 myself.

[recalcitrantIre]

Yes! Yes, make Jake suffer a bit. Both physically and psychologically. Best of both worlds.

Paradox space cockblocking him at every possible opportunity should be a thing

[ArmsAreLoud]

Younger. My sister is 20.

Hmm... Eldest of four here, sounds like my experiences are a bit different than yours.

Yes! Yes, make Jake suffer a bit. Both physically and psychologically. Best of both worlds.

I would prefer that if he is to suffer that it does not happen at Aranea's expense.

[wrinklefudger]

Especially since they would probably ride that same moose toward the sunset with a beaver under their arm.

lol canadians. I find you hilarious because you don't know how to pronounce 'u'.

but in all seriousness, every american stereotype of canadians amounts to this

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[Morhek]

Do people who aren't in, and aren't going to be in, a session, still go to the dreambubbles? If so, firstly, I can imagine a shitton of Guy Fieris running around, all brutally murdered in increasingly hilarious ways, in a neverending loop of slaughter.

Secondly, and to the point, would B2 Rose's and Dave's bubbleselves find B1 Rose and Dave? We saw a parallel timeline Rose merge with her pastself. I doubt a full merger here would be possible, but at least informing them would be a possibility, wouldn't it? And Rose and Dave meeting successful adult versions of themselves would be great to see!

[Stormspirit]

Paradox space cockblocking him at every possible opportunity should be a thing

Huh huh, agreed on that one.

Hmm... Eldest of four here, sounds like my experiences are a bit different than yours.

On what account? The horribly life-crippling sister? Or the mother who doesn't care?

I would prefer that if he is to suffer that it does not happen at Aranea's expense.

She is working with Paradox Space to cockblock him as many times as possible. I'm calling it RIGHT NOW.

lol canadians. I find you hilarious because you don't know how to pronounce 'u'.

U is a pretty simple letter to say. I don't know how somebody wouldn't be able to pronounce it correctly?

[Arista]

OOH OOH!

I smell the colour gold

Okay, maybe it's just the paint, but it has a nice metallic scent, sharp and kind of like bloods taste.

Haha, cool stuff! I love hearing about these things. :3

I hope we get more info soon on B2 John and B2 Jade. And on the Condesce and her powers. And...

Also, the over 9,000 reference made me smile, even though it's overdone.

[qwerty]

feel lucky you have teeth.

im missing at least a full 1/4 myself.

You're right. How'd you loose your teeth?

[ArmsAreLoud]

On what account? The horribly life-crippling sister? Or the mother who doesn't care?

Age flip, basically. I'm the mistake that they're trying to correct with the younger siblings, younger siblings get more privileges and shiny things than I ever did at their age because my parents are too old to argue with whiny kids at this point, etc. etc.

[Stormspirit]

Age flip, basically. I'm the mistake that they're trying to correct with the younger siblings, younger siblings get more privileges and shiny things than I ever did at their age because my parents are too old to argue with whiny kids at this point, etc. etc.

I see. My mother isn't really trying to fix a mistake of any kind. My sister has several...mental problems, I guess, most of which are caused by an extreme amount of stress, which in turn is caused by being bipolar and suicidal. And she has such a strict schedule for everything that it makes our life a living hell, my mother and I never being able to talk together for more than 3-4 hours a day and having to conform to her will.

[Kidror]

People called Jade a mary sue hahahaha look at the condesce she's worse than the shitty fantroll from 2b(references!) I wonder how she got the power or did weird experiments happen?

[recalcitrantIre]

She is working with Paradox Space to cockblock him as many times as possible. I'm calling it RIGHT NOW.

Jake being involved in any kind of sexual activity will eventually lead to a doomed timeline. It's an important part of the Page's role to remain a virgin

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Remember when I said I didn't have a Liara cosplay? I lied.

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Actually I'm lying again

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Or am I?

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For all you know I could have been lying about the lying about the lying about everything

[Gordon]

It was always obviously dead dream jake, but he's talking to Dirk here... is Dirk a future dead dreamself... or is it possibly Dirk from the A1 timeline? (aka Bro)

[ArmsAreLoud]

If you were to ask my parents which one of their kids probably has a mental illness and they were not allowed to say none then they would say me.

[Phenom1250]

Well this is interesting. So Condesce can absorb powers of who she killed? Well now it makes sense on how she was able to take down the original handmaid.

[Stormspirit]

Jake being involved in any kind of sexual activity will eventually lead to a doomed timeline. It's an important part of the Page's role to remain a virgin

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Remember when I said I didn't have a Liara cosplay? I lied.

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Actually I'm lying again

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Or am I?

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For all you know I could have been lying about the lying about the lying about everything

I think it's linked to the Hope aspect (Eridan). Anyone with that aspect is condemned to never being able to engage into any sexual intercourse without dooming the timeline.

Also, that Liara is very sexy. It's the best way to play with the word 'having'.

If you were to ask my parents which one of their kids probably has a mental illness and they were not allowed to say none then they would say me.

Of course, you're not like them. You're not molded the way they wanted to.

[wrinklefudger]

People called Jade a mary sue hahahaha look at the condesce she's worse than the shitty fantroll from 2b(references!) I wonder how she got the power or did weird experiments happen?

how is the condesce a mary sue? I agree that jade could be, but condy seems the exact opposite

[ArmsAreLoud]

how is the condesce a mary sue? I agree that jade could be, but condy seems the exact opposite

You could argue Villain Sue because she has aaaaaaaall the powers but you would be making a pretty bad argument what with her whole "failed completely at her one real goal in life and is also still just a pawn for Lord English" thing.

[mysteriousOutsider]

man I spent so long trying to get a better symbol to fit in that circle but then I just said fuck it



what other campaign things are there

the dual-presidency must be secured

[Pixie-elf]

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Great. That thing is going to show up in my dreams now. I keep finding my eyes drawn back to it. Gogdamn you. Jegus wept!

[recalcitrantIre]

I think it's linked to the Hope aspect (Eridan). Anyone with that aspect is condemned to never being able to engage into any sexual intercourse without dooming the timeline.

...of course! It explains so much! Hmm, that doomed Eridan with the Feferi that healed WV, maybe its because they succeeded in the red quadrant?

Also, that Liara is very sexy. It's the best way to play with the word 'having'.

Well I'm not entirely sure on the Liara part, I think she has different/no face markings, but otherwise I agree with you entirely.

man I spent so long trying to get a better symbol to fit in that circle but then I just said fuck it

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what other campaign things are there
the dual-presidency must be secured

Didn't the Scorbra fit?

[PrincessOfSwords]

I personally feel that the person in the dream bubble acting out the memory should at least have to have a connection to the person they are filling the role for. Like mostly we've seen people just be themselves. In the one incident shown to be otherwise thus far, it was someone she was blood related to.

I don't think it should be able to be just anyone. That would be lame and stupid imo.

[ImperatorMortis]

I'm not gonna lie Condesce is pretty villain sue.

Here's a list I found of Mary Sue characteristics.

1: She is stunningly/unusually beautiful. Oh she may deny it, claiming to be a "plain Jane" and modestly deflecting any compliments on her looks, but everyone else in the story will be sure to drool all over her. Mary Sue is perfection incarnate - perfect hair, perfect eyes (the kind that "sparkle like jewels" or "pierce into your soul"), perfect skin, perfect figure, gorgeous gowns/snazzy leather warrior outfits, cool-looking weapons, etc...though she may bear a striking resemblance to the author of the story. And she sometimes shares the author's name (that includes middle, last, nicknames, acronyms, etc.) Mary Sue could easily be described as an "author's pet" or a self-insert.

2: She has multiple special abilities or skills (like she can somehow "wield a blade" really well without years of training and experience...unless, of course, she's been trained by the best since age four). There's nothing she can't do or excel at, everything gets handed to her on a silver platter, and her Speshulness knows no bounds. She could be a shape-shifter with Super Powerful Shiny Magic and a wow-the-crowd singing voice, or a genius computer hacker who can play the flute and violin, has a black belt in karate AND can recite encyclopedia excerpts on a dime, or a half-angel warrior princess who sends the Bad Guys buggering off just by going all "echo-y voice and holy light"...you get the idea.

3: Going hand in hand with the above, she's always being uber-heroic, rescuing random people and saving the day. The fate of Life, The Universe and Everything depends on her. Without her Speshulness to aid the Good Guys in the epic battle, the Bad Guys are sure to win and the world is utterly DOOMED.

4: She's kind and virtuous (unless she's an EVIL Mary Sue) and has no big character flaws of any kind. (And no. Clumsiness and/or a feisty temper do NOT count; they're far too generic and only serve to make her look "cute".) She's usually either a "sweet angel" type, "mysterious woman" type or the "rebellious princess" type.

5: At least one character falls immediately/insanely in love with her, and vice versa (usually the hottest guy. Go figure.)

6: All the good characters in the story just seem naturally drawn to her (especially children and fuzzy animals). She's popular where it matters. EVERYONE likes her. Except the Bad Guys, of course...as well as any unimportant characters who serve no other purpose in the story than to be annoying and/or jealous of her utter perfection.

7: Sometimes there is a prophecy or legend about her. Usually it says something about her Speshulness, an all-important destiny, Twoo Wuv written in the stars, blah blah blah...

8: She is portrayed as being cooler/more mature or more important/powerful than everyone else in the story. Though on the flip side, she could also be portrayed as the poor, defenseless, yet ever courageous damsel-in-distress. Everything's always either about her or her love-interest. She doesn't know the meaning of "teamwork" and she steals the spotlight from everyone else.

9: She often has a tragic/angsty/mysterious past and her love interest has to "heal her wounded heart" or something. If she doesn't have a tragic/angsty/mysterious past, she always finds SOMETHING to angst about...and of course, her Twoo Wuv always rushes to comfort her. Oy.

Just flip some of these around to the evil equivalent, and it kind of fits.

Doesn't stop me from loving her any less.

[genteelGunslinger]

People called Jade a mary sue hahahaha look at the condesce she's worse than the shitty fantroll from 2b(references!) I wonder how she got the power or did weird experiments happen?

Reference to this video?

Or something else?