Jailbreak: Now In Colour!

[RAK]

Oh dear.

it keeps happening.

its that minor thing i mentioned. i also consistently misspell other words. small things, like actuall or fufillment.

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

typing quirks are a fake story thing

courser is on volume 6 I believe

Not really

Typing quirks are a pretty real thing, though not in the literal sense, as in people always talk with them forever.

In fact, they were even based on real life trolls.

i can't recognize typing quirks, except for danni. Everthing she says sounds insanely hyperactive, to the point that I have developed a most likely highly unrealistic head canon voice for her posts that sounds like my head canon for nepeta after eating a bag of sugar.

In my head Dani sounds like a REALLY loud drill sergeant if she was 10 years old.

I have, actually, listened to all albums! I just don't remember every name of every song on them. x.x;

I will check it out!

Also I adore the wanderers.

Oh

Well still

it keeps happening.

its that minor thing i mentioned. i also consistently misspell other words. small things, like actuall or fufillment.

Argh, me too. Good thing I have spellcheck!

No, I think that that was a capitol I. It's from an I state, like Indiana or Illinois. Or India, as countries can have capitols. Anyways, wherever it is decided to raze its capitol building and replace it with an I, hence that it is now a capitol I.

I'm going to close my eyes and pretend this is true

[kmsumrall]

So, the queen likes to lounge around in thigh high boots on a throne. So, the queen is a dominatrix. No wonder Jack is sending her a marriage proposal.

[wrinklefudger]

So, the queen likes to lounge around in thigh high boots on a throne. So, the queen is a dominatrix. No wonder Jack is sending her a marriage proposal.

I think those are her legs

[RAK]

spellcheck does not work on homophones, and i intentionally disregard it sometimes as the correct spelling just looks incorrect to me.

and no, envision it as a capitol starship in the shape of an i-beam.

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

spellcheck does not work on homophones, and i intentionally disregard it sometimes as the correct spelling just looks incorrect to me.

and no, envision it as a capitol starship in the shape of an i-beam.

I've always been really good with homophones *SHURG*

(Except on a few occasions where I was misinformed about definitions, but regardless.)

[kmsumrall]

I think those are her legs

Of course those are her legs.

Encapsulated in thigh high boots.

Unless you are saying she doesn't wear any shoes/boots? Cause that's just silly. Considering the sheer sexuality of the queen, dem hips, dem boots, dat sceptere, it makes sense she wears thigh highs.

[RAK]

Of course those are her legs.

Encapsulated in thigh high boots.

Unless you are saying she doesn't wear any shoes/boots? Cause that's just silly. Considering the sheer sexuality of the queen, dem hips, dem boots, dat sceptere, it makes sense she wears thigh highs.

that could be the natural shape of her carapace.

[kmsumrall]

that could be the natural shape of her carapace.

Eh. Since we see that the do wear clothes, unless the clothing-like things are just growths or lichen, then I think it's save to assume she is wearing thigh high boots.

Also, man, what's with the vague pushback on this? Is actually very tame compared to most things the thread suggests.

[Fish]

I don't really care for The Wanderers.

Also I think "Courser" is better than "Umbral Ultimatum."

UNPOPULAR OPINIONS

So, the queen likes to lounge around in thigh high boots on a throne. So, the queen is a dominatrix. No wonder Jack is sending her a marriage proposal.

she also has a Metal Crown and a Rod

wait maybe the WQ is metal or male or maile

Queen

WQ/WK is first canon gay pairing

e: but yeah the carapace being more rigid for higher-ups is a thing sort of

[bloodyEmissary]

I found that after a while, I can very easily recognize you, Arms and rI simply by the way you three write. It's useful.

I have trouble telling you and mW apart sometimes for this exact reason.
You have similar opinions and everything too

This is also the reason why I think the following post was made by an IMPOSTOR:

I am certain that the update with WQ has alerady been up for a while and someone has already said this but...

Damn. I think WQ is about to get the entirely wrong perception. Or perhaps the right perception? Jack doesn't have a BQ to dote on here, may as well turn his attentions to the other hot-as-fuck monarch.

Misspelled word, little to no sass, the first 'perception' seems ungrammatical...
We're obviously dealing with a doppelganger here.

[kmsumrall]

The WQ is very, very metal, fish. She has mastadon (or whatever) blasting 24/7.

[ArmsAreLoud]

that could be the natural shape of her carapace.

Hi I'm RAK and I don't like fun

[kmsumrall]

ArmsAreLoud thinks LegsAreSexy, I knew I would snag him in the bootsnare.

And, between pirate soul ship and thigh high boots, boots is more likely the happen.

Anyways.

I wonder if the queen will go cold cock Jck again.

[PumpkinMan]

Eh. Since we see that the do wear clothes, unless the clothing-like things are just growths or lichen, then I think it's save to assume she is wearing thigh high boots.

Also, man, what's with the vague pushback on this? Is actually very tame compared to most things the thread suggests.

Then again, the boots are the same color as the rest of her. The clothes are kind of greyish in comparison. She's just naturally wearing the boots. Paradox space demanded the queens be hot and had them made so.

[RAK]

Hi I'm RAK and I don't like fun

no matter why i go, people keep saying this to me

but isnt permaboots more "sexy" than actual boots?

[avolitionalArtisan]

Thigh high boots are gorgeous.
I want thigh high boots.

Also, I am listening to Courser. It's good, but I don't really like it all that much?
I wouldn't listen to it non stop for days.

Also wait
If that's just her feet and she has permanent carapace-boots
Does that mean someone prototyped a set of heeled boots?

And if you prototype heels, do all the imps get heels?

[MythicalWashrag]

Hi I'm RAK and I don't like fun

But if her carapace is naturally shaped like that...
those are boots that never come off.
:0

edit
Ninja'd by RAK. Sweet.
Oh and Pumpkin too.
Ninjas, I tell ya what.

Also, I am listening to Courser. It's good, but I don't really like it all that much?
I wouldn't listen to it non stop for days.

Shhshhhshhhh
I agree but don't say that here or they will attack

[bloodyEmissary]

no matter why i go, people keep saying this to me

but isnt permaboots more "sexy" than actual boots?

No, see, the thing about actual boots is that they have the potential to be taken off.

[kmsumrall]

no matter why i go, people keep saying this to me

but isnt permaboots more "sexy" than actual boots?

Have you ever slowly taken the boots on a lady and touched the cold silken hard shell of a carapace underneath?

Anyways,

Interesting how Jack is already getting blood all over him. I wonder how soon he will get the blood sqiuggle/barcode reader symbol on his forehead.

[RAK]

But if her carapace is naturally shaped like that...
those are boots that never come off.
:0

edit
Ninja'd by RAK. Sweet.


Shhshhhshhhh
I agree but don't say that here or they will attack

funny story. in places that require longer than three characters for a name, i typically append "ninja".

did i forget to mention anywhere that i have a(n) (un)healthy obsession with godfry ho and his ninja movies?

[Fish]

I wonder if the queen will go cold cock Jck again.

I'm not sure if this is necro or just alien biology
anyway her boots OBVIOUSLY aren't decayed by the t years spent in the desert

blastyoboots
wait
safetyboots

is blastyoboots a real person or am I imagining?

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

I don't really care for The Wanderers.

Also I think "Courser" is better than "Umbral Ultimatum."

UNPOPULAR OPINIONS

I AGREE about these things.

No, see, the thing about actual boots is that they have the potential to be taken off.

So

It's not the boot that's sexy, it's the process of taking off the boot that people find attractive?

[Bandages]

cold silken hard

help my adjectives are conflicting

[RAK]

help my adjectives are conflicting

ever stroke an insect? carapaces can be all of these things at once.