I mean, it's heavily implied that Karkat is the whole reason that humans have red blood. That's like saying that the fanartists are ridiculous for giving the trolls noses. I mean, insects don't have those????????
I think it would make lots of sense if Karkat's blood ordeal was passed along to the humans.
I'm not saying it's farfetched, and neither am I saying anything about how it isn't probable. I am only saying that it's also a possibility that Karkat's blood is not the same as the humans'.
Originally Posted by avolitionalArtisan
I was worried I was breaking a rule. ^^; Good!
aA, I had an avatar with Rose and Kanaya making out like no tomorrow. Innuendo is pretty common around here, no worries.
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Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
I think between rape face Bonnie and cam whore KanRose we've got the hilariously awkward covered.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Yeah I was kinda surprised by that.
Like
Wait I can see tits
I CAN SEE TITS
DD officially has the best reading material, hands down.
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Re: Jailbreak: Now In Colour!
Originally Posted by Stormspirit
I'm not saying it's farfetched, and neither am I saying anything about how it isn't probable. I am only saying that it's also a possibility that Karkat's blood is not the same as the humans'.
Whoops I argued
But yeah okay I respect that
Originally Posted by Stormspirit
aA, I had an avatar with Rose and Kanaya making out like no tomorrow. Innuendo is pretty common around here, no worries.
I'd be worried if there wasn't innuendo in the Comic Discussion.
Fuck it. No Homestuck character candy corns. I just love everyone too much to select favorites.
Dani is the coolest cat of all the Nepetas.
Quotes:
Originally Posted by shadowedAngel
Originally Posted by OrangeAipom
Hussie will never make your dreams come true.
Because he is lazy.
Jade confirmed for being a really bad dancer.
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
Originally Posted by pirrou
Penetration isn't even something that inherently has to be associated with male genitals. A lot of people just like to put things in their vaginas because there's an important pleasure receptor in there, and which gender (and which real-life flesh-and-blood genitals) one is turned on by doesn't have to have any bearing on that.
I have no interest in penetration why am I answering this
But look at your avatar...
Originally Posted by Kíeros
Not as angry as shipping. PS:Once on the web, there was a man--His name, Ace of Dark-Hearts.
His song is now sung everywhere, even in supermarts.
He found a site called TV Tropes, a famous one for its
Ability to suck you in to its eternal pits.
He set about upon a quest, to gain all that it knew,
Spent million ho'rs upon its feed, looking at all 'twas new.
And once upon that ancient time, he gave the wisdom wise,
To all who called upon him then, or looked into his eyes.
"I'll never, ever, give you up. We'll be there to the end."
He told unto the great website upon the day called Wend.
I know that it's not spelled that way, well tough, you'll just sue me;
But that isn't important to this amazing story.
He spent all of his waking life, chasing that feeble dream,
But the website did not return his ever faithful gleam.
And now upon this olden time, he gave all wisdom wise,
To those who would call upon him, or looked him in the eyes.
His obsession was way to big, it never looked to wane.
Just wax and wax, and wax it did. 'Twas becoming a bane.
A lifetime spent on this dear task, and getting nothing much.
Some thought of him as crazy, while some others called him such.
"A silly task" they told him so, "You are a stupid guy.
The website will not love you back, why do you even try?"
But still in times of recent past, he gathered wisdom wise,
To share to all who listened here, or looked him in the eyes.
Again and then, again again, he listened to their calls.
"An idiot" he heard them say "I do not have the balls
To be a normal person in a life that works just fine;
The knowledge gained is not that great. Why, that is all they whine.
But I, yes I, will prove them wrong, my love and I will show
Yes, all of the common info that nobody does know.
And now, upon these current days-- I've gathered wisdom wise,
I'll share it to all who listen, or look me in the eyes."
Now this old tale has oft been heard, the lover of a site.
He aged and aged, for a long time, 'til all his hair was white.
And then one day, he disappeared. But this, I've heard, is true:
He still exist, and wants to give that knowledge unto you.
You've heard this song about his lust, and it is now you job,
To join him in his sacred goal, and not to join the mob.
For now, until some time unknown, we'll give the wisdom wise,
To share with all who will listen, or look us in the eyes.
Originally Posted by Wulf
Originally Posted by rogue of void
Originally Posted by FowlJ
Originally Posted by Panda-s1
naw dude, cheese is like coagulated. It's coagulated protein found in milk.
Okay fine, it is fermented, but so is like yogurt, and I don't ever remember going to Bert F. Yogurt's for my friend's birthday.
That's probably because Bert is a registered sex offender.
Was, he got off on those charges remember?
Getting off on stuff is what got him charged to begin with!
Agreed. I was never very good at biology, but I think whatever kind of animal trolls are (some sort of insect?), they probably have different blood than mammals do.
Insects have hemolymph!
It's really cool and sometimes green.
Also, the trolls have ASPECTS of insectoid biology. But their joints are also oddly human and they SOMEHOW manage to not asphyxiate so their circulatory system is probably closer to mammals.
They use the Mother Grub for reproduction, but I'm fairly certain we have no confirmation that they're the same species.
I sort of read Orson Scott Card's Lusitania a while back maybe.
I was worried I was breaking a rule. ^^; Good!
Also, I will quote Wikipedia's page on blood:
The fact that trolls refer to blood as blood might mean that they actually have blood and this does not apply to them though.
Trolls are a comparable size to humans so they probably would need oxygen-carrying molecules in their blood
I'm assuming they run on oxygen as well because nobody has asphyxiated due to incompatibility with atmospheres which would happen if trolls breathed a different mix of air
Originally Posted by Stormspirit
I'm not saying it's farfetched, and neither am I saying anything about how it isn't probable. I am only saying that it's also a possibility that Karkat's blood is not the same as the humans'.
if anything we'd be closer to Aradia's
rust is basically where our dark red blood colour comes from
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Re: Jailbreak: Now In Colour!
Originally Posted by recalcitrantIre
Trolls are a comparable size to humans so they probably would need oxygen-carrying molecules in their blood
I'm assuming they run on oxygen as well because nobody has asphyxiated due to incompatibility with atmospheres which would happen if trolls breathed a different mix of air
The Trolls are obviously plants come on
I mean, how else would the Kids on the meteor be breathing in the depths of space(/the furthest ring)????????
Fuck it. No Homestuck character candy corns. I just love everyone too much to select favorites.
Dani is the coolest cat of all the Nepetas.
Quotes:
Originally Posted by shadowedAngel
Originally Posted by OrangeAipom
Hussie will never make your dreams come true.
Because he is lazy.
Jade confirmed for being a really bad dancer.
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
Originally Posted by pirrou
Penetration isn't even something that inherently has to be associated with male genitals. A lot of people just like to put things in their vaginas because there's an important pleasure receptor in there, and which gender (and which real-life flesh-and-blood genitals) one is turned on by doesn't have to have any bearing on that.
I have no interest in penetration why am I answering this
But look at your avatar...
Originally Posted by Kíeros
Not as angry as shipping. PS:Once on the web, there was a man--His name, Ace of Dark-Hearts.
His song is now sung everywhere, even in supermarts.
He found a site called TV Tropes, a famous one for its
Ability to suck you in to its eternal pits.
He set about upon a quest, to gain all that it knew,
Spent million ho'rs upon its feed, looking at all 'twas new.
And once upon that ancient time, he gave the wisdom wise,
To all who called upon him then, or looked into his eyes.
"I'll never, ever, give you up. We'll be there to the end."
He told unto the great website upon the day called Wend.
I know that it's not spelled that way, well tough, you'll just sue me;
But that isn't important to this amazing story.
He spent all of his waking life, chasing that feeble dream,
But the website did not return his ever faithful gleam.
And now upon this olden time, he gave all wisdom wise,
To those who would call upon him, or looked him in the eyes.
His obsession was way to big, it never looked to wane.
Just wax and wax, and wax it did. 'Twas becoming a bane.
A lifetime spent on this dear task, and getting nothing much.
Some thought of him as crazy, while some others called him such.
"A silly task" they told him so, "You are a stupid guy.
The website will not love you back, why do you even try?"
But still in times of recent past, he gathered wisdom wise,
To share to all who listened here, or looked him in the eyes.
Again and then, again again, he listened to their calls.
"An idiot" he heard them say "I do not have the balls
To be a normal person in a life that works just fine;
The knowledge gained is not that great. Why, that is all they whine.
But I, yes I, will prove them wrong, my love and I will show
Yes, all of the common info that nobody does know.
And now, upon these current days-- I've gathered wisdom wise,
I'll share it to all who listen, or look me in the eyes."
Now this old tale has oft been heard, the lover of a site.
He aged and aged, for a long time, 'til all his hair was white.
And then one day, he disappeared. But this, I've heard, is true:
He still exist, and wants to give that knowledge unto you.
You've heard this song about his lust, and it is now you job,
To join him in his sacred goal, and not to join the mob.
For now, until some time unknown, we'll give the wisdom wise,
To share with all who will listen, or look us in the eyes.
Originally Posted by Wulf
Originally Posted by rogue of void
Originally Posted by FowlJ
Originally Posted by Panda-s1
naw dude, cheese is like coagulated. It's coagulated protein found in milk.
Okay fine, it is fermented, but so is like yogurt, and I don't ever remember going to Bert F. Yogurt's for my friend's birthday.
That's probably because Bert is a registered sex offender.
Was, he got off on those charges remember?
Getting off on stuff is what got him charged to begin with!
Trolls are a comparable size to humans so they probably would need oxygen-carrying molecules in their blood
I'm assuming they run on oxygen as well because nobody has asphyxiated due to incompatibility with atmospheres which would happen if trolls breathed a different mix of air
if anything we'd be closer to Aradia's
rust is basically where our dark red blood colour comes from
Okay, that makes sense! In that case, troll blood probably -is- pretty close to human blood, I guess?
Also, really? So... our blood is red because it's rusty?
Will my blood turn chrome if I imbibe lots of cola? This is not a serious question
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
I'd be worried if there wasn't innuendo in the Comic Discussion.
I shall be sure to not be shy about it in the future, then.
Originally Posted by Stormspirit
aA, I had an avatar with Rose and Kanaya making out like no tomorrow. Innuendo is pretty common around here, no worries.
I'm not sure kissing and references to eating things are really the same thing. >_>
I'd be worried if there wasn't innuendo in the Comic Discussion.
Me too. It would get a little boring after a while. Imagine if we were only talking about the comic, all the time, without our little ventures into innuendo and lesbians.
Originally Posted by recalcitrantIre
Trolls are a comparable size to humans so they probably would need oxygen-carrying molecules in their blood
I'm assuming they run on oxygen as well because nobody has asphyxiated due to incompatibility with atmospheres which would happen if trolls breathed a different mix of air
The trolls never breathed oxygen, though. Or...at least, we have no way to say. Does the meteor regulate a ventilation system? Does it have its own atmosphere?
Originally Posted by avolitionalArtisan
Will my blood turn chrome if I imbibe lots of cola? This is not a serious question
Your skin might turn orange if you eat a lot of carrots, though. No, seriously.
I shall be sure to not be shy about it in the future, then.
Yeeeees, more people always mean more fun. Wait...
I'm not sure kissing and references to eating things are really the same thing. >_>
It sure goes the same way in the end, though. (see, see that? I always do that)
Last edited by Stormspirit; 05-04-2012 at 02:47 PM.
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Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
I think between rape face Bonnie and cam whore KanRose we've got the hilariously awkward covered.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Yeah I was kinda surprised by that.
Like
Wait I can see tits
I CAN SEE TITS
DD officially has the best reading material, hands down.
Maybe in Connecticut, maybe in Ohio, maybe in Beijing??? (I'm trying to keep my location ambiguous.)
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Re: Jailbreak: Now In Colour!
Originally Posted by Stormspirit
The trolls never breathed oxygen, though. Or...at least, we have no way to say. Does the meteor regulate a ventilation system? Does it have its own atmosphere?
Fuck it. No Homestuck character candy corns. I just love everyone too much to select favorites.
Dani is the coolest cat of all the Nepetas.
Quotes:
Originally Posted by shadowedAngel
Originally Posted by OrangeAipom
Hussie will never make your dreams come true.
Because he is lazy.
Jade confirmed for being a really bad dancer.
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
Originally Posted by pirrou
Penetration isn't even something that inherently has to be associated with male genitals. A lot of people just like to put things in their vaginas because there's an important pleasure receptor in there, and which gender (and which real-life flesh-and-blood genitals) one is turned on by doesn't have to have any bearing on that.
I have no interest in penetration why am I answering this
But look at your avatar...
Originally Posted by Kíeros
Not as angry as shipping. PS:Once on the web, there was a man--His name, Ace of Dark-Hearts.
His song is now sung everywhere, even in supermarts.
He found a site called TV Tropes, a famous one for its
Ability to suck you in to its eternal pits.
He set about upon a quest, to gain all that it knew,
Spent million ho'rs upon its feed, looking at all 'twas new.
And once upon that ancient time, he gave the wisdom wise,
To all who called upon him then, or looked into his eyes.
"I'll never, ever, give you up. We'll be there to the end."
He told unto the great website upon the day called Wend.
I know that it's not spelled that way, well tough, you'll just sue me;
But that isn't important to this amazing story.
He spent all of his waking life, chasing that feeble dream,
But the website did not return his ever faithful gleam.
And now upon this olden time, he gave all wisdom wise,
To those who would call upon him, or looked him in the eyes.
His obsession was way to big, it never looked to wane.
Just wax and wax, and wax it did. 'Twas becoming a bane.
A lifetime spent on this dear task, and getting nothing much.
Some thought of him as crazy, while some others called him such.
"A silly task" they told him so, "You are a stupid guy.
The website will not love you back, why do you even try?"
But still in times of recent past, he gathered wisdom wise,
To share to all who listened here, or looked him in the eyes.
Again and then, again again, he listened to their calls.
"An idiot" he heard them say "I do not have the balls
To be a normal person in a life that works just fine;
The knowledge gained is not that great. Why, that is all they whine.
But I, yes I, will prove them wrong, my love and I will show
Yes, all of the common info that nobody does know.
And now, upon these current days-- I've gathered wisdom wise,
I'll share it to all who listen, or look me in the eyes."
Now this old tale has oft been heard, the lover of a site.
He aged and aged, for a long time, 'til all his hair was white.
And then one day, he disappeared. But this, I've heard, is true:
He still exist, and wants to give that knowledge unto you.
You've heard this song about his lust, and it is now you job,
To join him in his sacred goal, and not to join the mob.
For now, until some time unknown, we'll give the wisdom wise,
To share with all who will listen, or look us in the eyes.
Originally Posted by Wulf
Originally Posted by rogue of void
Originally Posted by FowlJ
Originally Posted by Panda-s1
naw dude, cheese is like coagulated. It's coagulated protein found in milk.
Okay fine, it is fermented, but so is like yogurt, and I don't ever remember going to Bert F. Yogurt's for my friend's birthday.
That's probably because Bert is a registered sex offender.
Was, he got off on those charges remember?
Getting off on stuff is what got him charged to begin with!
The trolls never breathed oxygen, though. Or...at least, we have no way to say. Does the meteor regulate a ventilation system? Does it have its own atmosphere?
If it doesn;t somehow have an atmosphere, wouldn't Rose and Dave have died when they got there? Unless god tier means you are suddenly immune to asphyxiation.
Oh goodness imagine being god tier and dying from being thrown into space
and then getting resurrected regularly because asphyxiation is not heroic nor just
and it just keeps happening
Originally Posted by Stormspirit
Your skin might turn orange if you eat a lot of carrots, though. No, seriously.
It sure goes the same way in the end, though. (see, see that? I always do that)
I actually knew about that! Doesn't it also turn blueish if you have a silver-rich diet?
I need to figure out how to use that smiley. *digs through smiley tab*
EDIT: nevermind I can just type it.
Last edited by avolitionalArtisan; 05-04-2012 at 02:49 PM.
The trolls never breathed oxygen, though. Or...at least, we have no way to say. Does the meteor regulate a ventilation system? Does it have its own atmosphere?
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
The Trolls are obviously plants come on
I mean, how else would the Kids on the meteor be breathing in the depths of space(/the furthest ring)????????
as if you didn't know the answer already
its.... SHENANIGANS
I'm pretty sure it also mentions somewhere that the Incipisphere has air in it, even between the planets and stuff?
Me too. It would get a little boring after a while. Imagine if we were only talking about the comic, all the time, without our little ventures into innuendo and lesbians.
The trolls never breathed oxygen, though. Or...at least, we have no way to say. Does the meteor regulate a ventilation system? Does it have its own atmosphere?
I think it was stated the medium space, as well as the furtherset ring, all have breathable air. This includes the veil as well as the space between planets.
She sleeps in tower ivory, she dreams in one of gold,
At once she is both young and dead and old.
She sees what is to happen, knows not what will unfold.
Fire took her dreams away, now emptiness rules sleep,
In bubbles ruled by creatures mad her sanity she keeps
And through the madness she becomes a wolf and not a sheep.
Now space is in her grasp, power great and vast
And on the golden inch she sails on ship of golden masts
To face a fiend of power cosmic, whose reign forever lasts.
How will this journey end, no one can be sure,
But however it will end, the universe she’ll cure.
John:
Zephyr his mount, sapphire his cape
The Heir arrives on wings of storm
Lightning his scepter, thunder his crown
The power of Breath the world does transform
Light on his feet, light in his heart
Greatness is his, his to perform
Potential endless, given by air
The power of Breath the world does transform
Joy rules him still, though darkness looms close
And sorrows and pain threaten to swarm
He rises above, the sky is his throne
The power of Breath the world does transform
Though kindness is his, cruelty cast aside
Threaten his kin, trouble their form
And prepare to reap a whirlwind of force
The power of Breath your hate will transform.
Rose:
At the tip of her wand seraphim dance
A ballet of strife with devils of chance.
Sable and Emerald duel for her mind;
If either prevails , her fate won’t be kind
At all times in control, except when she’s not.
Aberrations of dread foul feelers do send.
They whisper of treason, damnation and rot,
Of crimes she could never hope to amend.
She will not surrender, relinquish no sliver
Of her mind to the hunters that come from the void.
Fight them every step, she won’t falter or quiver;
She fights for herself, least she be destroyed.
With wizardry and light, the future she scouts,
The roll of the dice now her crystal ball,
And though what she sees may cause her some doubt
The Seer will never again be a thrall.
Furious Pariah, hard of shell
Herder of wolves, they bite at his ankles
Making his way through a hazy hell.
Hurried the midwife, doomed the born
Ruinous creator, tumorous doctor
He failed, for hatred now sworn.
In desolation lingers, never dares to hope
For he knows hope is a butcher
With his helplessness he cannot cope
Rage too betrayed him, bond asunder
Leaving a trail of corpses behind
The jester cares not if he goes under
Trapped in loathing, harried by temporal shades
Cursed by heretical plasma, hidden by shame
Jealousy grows, cultivated by sightless blades
Blindness sneers at him
Callousness will spare not a moment
His blood by loneliness made dim
Kanaya:
On sunny sands she walks, while others in darkness sleep.
Caring soul, ancestor to a generation that will never be born.
Care is met with cruelty, dealt by the spider’s sting,
Her love is repaid with indifference, pricks like the sharpest thorn.
Amphibian progeny she raises, watched by a warrior filled with pride
Haste her child will doom, the warrior demands it still, she obeys.
A universe is born only to die again.
Her love is repaid by stillbirth; her child will never see the light of day.
Fleeing from bladed death, her last hope has yet to hatch,
She shows compassion to a wounded soul, giving it a goal.
That hope is a devil in sheep’s skin, and burns all others.
Her love is repaid with treason, and in her heart a hole.
With vengeance she rises again, less and more than she was.
The devil is cleaved by a sword of teeth. It gives her no peace.
Now she searches for a space to call her own.
Her love is waiting for a balm that the pain will cease.
He is without equal, brain like a storm
Hateful and wretched, worthless worm
Wisdom and knowledge, power unknown
Ignorant fool, his fate does bemoan
Fierce is his mind, fierce his heart too
Cowardly maggot of red and blue
She was his best friend, she could have been more
He fired and fired, left nothing but gore
He saved her life, she kissed him and smiled
Shot through the chest, while he choked on bile
He did what he could, it wasn’t his fault
He failed like always, her death couldn’t halt
Blackness unfolds him, no more red and blue
Duality vanished, the dying shouts are gone
Peace at last, a final dark dawn.
Tranquility in emptiness
Rest in the void
Clarity in blindness
Unity in death.
Pointy shades, bulbous rump
Ironic coolness, rhymes I pump
Shatterproof sword, Causal cap
Layers of satire, I take no crap
Flashy moves, tasty grooves
Never lose, always the one to choose
Faster than sound, flashing around
Cutting fools down, fighting black clowns
Jet board, can’t be ignored, check out the sword
Slashing through imps like metaphysical gourds
Grist hoard, everything afford, won every single possible award
Shit so easy, I get bored.
Got Cal, best pal, me and him is an entire cabal
Bounce a coin, try not to look sad;
It won’t get to land before I send you
Beaten so bad like a kick to the groin
You can’t beat Bro at shit, I’m simply the best there is
Holding a monopoly on the asskicking biz.
Me too. It would get a little boring after a while. Imagine if we were only talking about the comic, all the time, without our little ventures into innuendo and lesbians.
Ash would be so pleased with us. Even if we could manage for a day.
Unlikely though. And now that I have an entire page done, hows about we compare another thing. Chess-people biology. From the sounds of it, we imagine trolls as somewhere in between them and us.
Originally Posted by avolitionalArtisan
and then getting ressurected regularly because asphyxiation is not heroic nor just
and it just keeps happening
That happened to Jack HArkness once. It was awful.
And I would totally buy trolls breathing in Carbon Dioxide and breathing out oxygen. Because then the meteor would be a closes system and everyone could breath forever happily.
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Identifying myself with Candy corns!And now for my dramtic coming out that does not matter because nobody reads signatures! Have you any interest at all in TvTropes? Click on this thing and several of your wildest dreams will come true.
I got fed up with the spoiler dungeon in my previous signature. It was confusing and I did not like it. The basics boil down to this: The guy in my avatar is some variation on the work of stock photographer Gilles DeCruyenaere, probably edited insanely by a person who is super awesome. There is a fifty percent chance that that person is Ash, but sometimes other people get in on it too. AVATAR BY NIMZ WHO IS AMAZING
Also I made a tumblr because I hate myself. And now these days you will find me mostly on the tumbr. I do love you much forums. We had a good go of it. But tumblr fits a person with my attention span so much better. I still check here often, but I do not post as much. Fell free to contact me where ever, and if unsure, assume I love you.
Ash would be so pleased with us. Even if we could manage for a day.
Unlikely though. And now that I have an entire page done, hows about we compare another thing. Chess-people biology. From the sounds of it, we imagine trolls as somewhere in between them and us.
Carapaces are just shells full of blood and I refuse to believe anything else
The reason the first session failed wasn't because of the cancer.
IT WAS BECAUSE THERE WAS NO PROBLEM SLEUTH TWO
Originally Posted by Triangle Man
Originally Posted by bibliomaniac
Originally Posted by Triangle Man
Scratch Hussie is so awesome and popular that his last update made the entire internet crash for a period of 48 hours.
Society almost collapsed as a result.
Wait. How is that any different from our Hussie. I'm not getting it.
He was able to do this with a regular, non-flash-animated update.
I think. My sources may or may not be reliable on this.
Originally Posted by Sizik
It sounds like she has a British accent.
Wait...
British...
Lord British...
Lord English...
OH MY GOD
UU IS MS. PAINT!
Originally Posted by ShyGuy
Originally Posted by LMLYP
Originally Posted by Efesell
Originally Posted by LMLYP
this is the most terrifying part of the update
GT: When do i get to learn your name by the way?
UU: hm trUthfUlly?
UU: it may be for the best that yoU never know it.
UU: it coUld stir Up some things best left in their present eqUilibriUm.
Nor do you know whose shoulders it was meant to cover. If you knew that - if you even knew his name - you would understand terror no human ever has.
But there are rules to his entry, and his grim procession through paradox space is rather orderly. The present equilibrium has accounted for him, and will continue to.
oh yeah and "cascading sequence" but someone already caught that i see
so is there any chance uu isn't working for le
This is just kind of silly.
are you implying those three callbacks arent deliberate as all fuck? the question is "is andrew screwing with us or does this mean something".
your references seem to imply that UU is LE, as Jake is specifically asking for UU's name.
if UU is LE,
the retroactively funniest thing in homestuck would be the universe devouring time travelling scourge of paradox space going 'kisses'
Originally Posted by ceilingotaku
Jane, while under the influence of Nepeta's hat, which was under the influence of Betty Crocker, pushed Jake down a flight of stairs on a spaceship that was shortly afterwards blown to bits by a Prospitan spaceship by sending a vine out and whippin' it good.
If this isn't canon I don't know what is.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
I think any Genetic Shit which involves green slime and time travel is automatically Weird.
Originally Posted by Ken
Originally Posted by Rikushadow5
Oh, yeah. Somebody feel like explaining the whole "Potato" thing? Is it some weird Forum Joke I missed and/or was not here for?
Potatoes are the larval stage of french fries. Seems sufficient to me.
Originally Posted by oogley
I just looked up cuttlefish. Turns out they sometimes eat each other. And have green-blue blood. And have three hearts. And see about eight times better than most creatures. And their eyes are Ws
FEFERI IS KANAYA (because vampire) IS TEREZI (because teal blood) IS SOLLUX (because three lives) IS VRISKA (because vision 8fold) IS ERIDAN (because W) IS NEPETA (because tranistive property of Nepeta) IS LORD ENGLISH (because shut up).
The trolls never breathed oxygen, though. Or...at least, we have no way to say. Does the meteor regulate a ventilation system? Does it have its own atmosphere?
Anyway HIGHLY REGARDED EXPERTS agree that a macroscopic species that doesn't use oxygen for metabolism and stuff is pretty unlikely.
At least, that chlorine-breathing aliens are VERY IMPROBABLE.
Which wasn't what you were saying but I had to get it out there.
I personally hope that trolls don't have bones
for the lels
(also it explains why we don't see bones when people get shot through the stomach and stuff)
(also carapacians don't have bones either they have EXOSKELETONS i.e. HB doesn't have vertebrae which is why we don't see them)
If it doesn;t somehow have an atmosphere, wouldn't Rose and Dave have died when they got there? Unless god tier means you are suddenly immune to asphyxiation.
Oh goodness imagine being god tier and dying from being thrown into space
and then getting ressurected regularly because asphyxiation is not heroic nor just
and it just keeps happening
I always wondered if something similar happened to Rose and Dave while they were ascending. They were stuck in the Green Sun. Imagine, being ripped apart millions of time in the explosion of a sun the size of two universes. Ouch.
Originally Posted by Dmatix
I think it was stated the medium space, as well as the furtherset ring, all have breathable air. This includes the veil as well as the space between planets.
Yeah, I guess that make sense. It would be weird for all that space to be completely devoid of air while it's a place players can easily reach.
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Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
I think between rape face Bonnie and cam whore KanRose we've got the hilariously awkward covered.
Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud
Yeah I was kinda surprised by that.
Like
Wait I can see tits
I CAN SEE TITS
DD officially has the best reading material, hands down.
Fuck it. No Homestuck character candy corns. I just love everyone too much to select favorites.
Dani is the coolest cat of all the Nepetas.
Quotes:
Originally Posted by shadowedAngel
Originally Posted by OrangeAipom
Hussie will never make your dreams come true.
Because he is lazy.
Jade confirmed for being a really bad dancer.
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
Originally Posted by pirrou
Penetration isn't even something that inherently has to be associated with male genitals. A lot of people just like to put things in their vaginas because there's an important pleasure receptor in there, and which gender (and which real-life flesh-and-blood genitals) one is turned on by doesn't have to have any bearing on that.
I have no interest in penetration why am I answering this
But look at your avatar...
Originally Posted by Kíeros
Not as angry as shipping. PS:Once on the web, there was a man--His name, Ace of Dark-Hearts.
His song is now sung everywhere, even in supermarts.
He found a site called TV Tropes, a famous one for its
Ability to suck you in to its eternal pits.
He set about upon a quest, to gain all that it knew,
Spent million ho'rs upon its feed, looking at all 'twas new.
And once upon that ancient time, he gave the wisdom wise,
To all who called upon him then, or looked into his eyes.
"I'll never, ever, give you up. We'll be there to the end."
He told unto the great website upon the day called Wend.
I know that it's not spelled that way, well tough, you'll just sue me;
But that isn't important to this amazing story.
He spent all of his waking life, chasing that feeble dream,
But the website did not return his ever faithful gleam.
And now upon this olden time, he gave all wisdom wise,
To those who would call upon him, or looked him in the eyes.
His obsession was way to big, it never looked to wane.
Just wax and wax, and wax it did. 'Twas becoming a bane.
A lifetime spent on this dear task, and getting nothing much.
Some thought of him as crazy, while some others called him such.
"A silly task" they told him so, "You are a stupid guy.
The website will not love you back, why do you even try?"
But still in times of recent past, he gathered wisdom wise,
To share to all who listened here, or looked him in the eyes.
Again and then, again again, he listened to their calls.
"An idiot" he heard them say "I do not have the balls
To be a normal person in a life that works just fine;
The knowledge gained is not that great. Why, that is all they whine.
But I, yes I, will prove them wrong, my love and I will show
Yes, all of the common info that nobody does know.
And now, upon these current days-- I've gathered wisdom wise,
I'll share it to all who listen, or look me in the eyes."
Now this old tale has oft been heard, the lover of a site.
He aged and aged, for a long time, 'til all his hair was white.
And then one day, he disappeared. But this, I've heard, is true:
He still exist, and wants to give that knowledge unto you.
You've heard this song about his lust, and it is now you job,
To join him in his sacred goal, and not to join the mob.
For now, until some time unknown, we'll give the wisdom wise,
To share with all who will listen, or look us in the eyes.
Originally Posted by Wulf
Originally Posted by rogue of void
Originally Posted by FowlJ
Originally Posted by Panda-s1
naw dude, cheese is like coagulated. It's coagulated protein found in milk.
Okay fine, it is fermented, but so is like yogurt, and I don't ever remember going to Bert F. Yogurt's for my friend's birthday.
That's probably because Bert is a registered sex offender.
Was, he got off on those charges remember?
Getting off on stuff is what got him charged to begin with!
I personally hope that trolls don't have bones
for the lels
(also it explains why we don't see bones when people get shot through the stomach and stuff)
Nope. When the handmaiden tried to electrocute herself, there was a skeleton shown. Totally human looking and everything. Unless we decided trolls have an electrically charged-other-wise-invisible skeleton pattern built into their outer shell.
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
The trolls take in the Kids CO2 while emitting O2, then the Kids take in the O2 and emit CO2, ad infinitum.
+1
I quite like this theory.
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I got fed up with the spoiler dungeon in my previous signature. It was confusing and I did not like it. The basics boil down to this: The guy in my avatar is some variation on the work of stock photographer Gilles DeCruyenaere, probably edited insanely by a person who is super awesome. There is a fifty percent chance that that person is Ash, but sometimes other people get in on it too. AVATAR BY NIMZ WHO IS AMAZING
Also I made a tumblr because I hate myself. And now these days you will find me mostly on the tumbr. I do love you much forums. We had a good go of it. But tumblr fits a person with my attention span so much better. I still check here often, but I do not post as much. Fell free to contact me where ever, and if unsure, assume I love you.
I personally hope that trolls don't have bones
for the lels
(also it explains why we don't see bones when people get shot through the stomach and stuff)
(also carapacians don't have bones either they have EXOSKELETONS i.e. HB doesn't have vertebrae which is why we don't see them)
Doesn't Gamzee call someone an invertebrother at some point?
But they also call things bone bulges and... I think? there was a troll whose skeleton was shown at one point?
EDIT:
Originally Posted by Freack
Nope. When the handmaiden tried to electrocute herself, there was a skeleton shown. Totally human looking and everything.
This.
Also Kanaya's introduction shows some zombies which were pretty clearly shown to have skeletons I believe. Even if not real, I doubt a skeletonless species' paranormal lore would feature zombies with skeletons.
Ash would be so pleased with us. Even if we could manage for a day.
Unlikely though. And now that I have an entire page done, hows about we compare another thing. Chess-people biology. From the sounds of it, we imagine trolls as somewhere in between them and us.
That happened to Jack HArkness once. It was awful.
And I would totally buy trolls breathing in Carbon Dioxide and breathing out oxygen. Because then the meteor would be a closes system and everyone could breath forever happily.
The Carapaces are all game constructs created for a specific goal.
This goal drives their entire being. While they are capable of emotions and personal growth, I'd wager that they would always feel a bit mechanical to us. Like some highly advanced AI.
Oh goodness imagine being god tier and dying from being thrown into space
and then getting resurrected regularly because asphyxiation is not heroic nor just
and it just keeps happening
There was actually a theory "now" that Rose and Dave kept god-tier reviving inside the sun and floating up a little bit and so forth
for an eternity
until Sollux and Aradia and a meteor showed up
It was a really fucking awesome theory. (yes Storm had it)
Also RI is right pretty much everywhere has breatheable oxygen except for Space in the actual universes.
Originally Posted by Freack
Unless we decided trolls have an electrically charged-other-wise-invisible skeleton pattern built into their outer shell.
The Carapaces are all game constructs created for a specific goal.
This goal drives their entire being. While they are capable of emotions and personal growth, I'd wager that they would always feel a bit mechanical to us. Like some highly advanced AI.
This makes me oddly sad. But it does make a certain amount of sense. I have even heard real life insects referred to as "living robots."
And if that is true, then do members of the Felt have the same "crunchy bag of blood" biology?
Originally Posted by Fish
maybe their bones are their blood colour
Unlikely, unless their horns are a completely separate piece of biology from the rest of the skeleton.
Identifying myself with Candy corns!And now for my dramtic coming out that does not matter because nobody reads signatures! Have you any interest at all in TvTropes? Click on this thing and several of your wildest dreams will come true.
I got fed up with the spoiler dungeon in my previous signature. It was confusing and I did not like it. The basics boil down to this: The guy in my avatar is some variation on the work of stock photographer Gilles DeCruyenaere, probably edited insanely by a person who is super awesome. There is a fifty percent chance that that person is Ash, but sometimes other people get in on it too. AVATAR BY NIMZ WHO IS AMAZING
Also I made a tumblr because I hate myself. And now these days you will find me mostly on the tumbr. I do love you much forums. We had a good go of it. But tumblr fits a person with my attention span so much better. I still check here often, but I do not post as much. Fell free to contact me where ever, and if unsure, assume I love you.
I'd be worried if there wasn't innuendo in the Comic Discussion.
Yes pretty much this
Also someone definitely mentioned this already but Trolls have a skeleton: We saw it when the handmaid was electrocuted. Furthermore, her horns weren't shown which suggests that they are not made of bone.
Perhaps chitin? Just a guess. Did Equius say that horns grew back, or was that just teeth?
Maybe in Connecticut, maybe in Ohio, maybe in Beijing??? (I'm trying to keep my location ambiguous.)
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Re: Jailbreak: Now In Colour!
Originally Posted by cinereousSynesthete
Yes pretty much this
Also someone definitely mentioned this already but Trolls have a skeleton: We saw it when the handmaid was electrocuted. Furthermore, her horns weren't shown which suggests that they are not made of bone.
Perhaps chitin? Just a guess. Did Equius say that horns grew back, or was that just teeth?
He said that his horn will never grow back, but his teeth sometimes do.
Fuck it. No Homestuck character candy corns. I just love everyone too much to select favorites.
Dani is the coolest cat of all the Nepetas.
Quotes:
Originally Posted by shadowedAngel
Originally Posted by OrangeAipom
Hussie will never make your dreams come true.
Because he is lazy.
Jade confirmed for being a really bad dancer.
Originally Posted by Drillgorg
Originally Posted by pirrou
Penetration isn't even something that inherently has to be associated with male genitals. A lot of people just like to put things in their vaginas because there's an important pleasure receptor in there, and which gender (and which real-life flesh-and-blood genitals) one is turned on by doesn't have to have any bearing on that.
I have no interest in penetration why am I answering this
But look at your avatar...
Originally Posted by Kíeros
Not as angry as shipping. PS:Once on the web, there was a man--His name, Ace of Dark-Hearts.
His song is now sung everywhere, even in supermarts.
He found a site called TV Tropes, a famous one for its
Ability to suck you in to its eternal pits.
He set about upon a quest, to gain all that it knew,
Spent million ho'rs upon its feed, looking at all 'twas new.
And once upon that ancient time, he gave the wisdom wise,
To all who called upon him then, or looked into his eyes.
"I'll never, ever, give you up. We'll be there to the end."
He told unto the great website upon the day called Wend.
I know that it's not spelled that way, well tough, you'll just sue me;
But that isn't important to this amazing story.
He spent all of his waking life, chasing that feeble dream,
But the website did not return his ever faithful gleam.
And now upon this olden time, he gave all wisdom wise,
To those who would call upon him, or looked him in the eyes.
His obsession was way to big, it never looked to wane.
Just wax and wax, and wax it did. 'Twas becoming a bane.
A lifetime spent on this dear task, and getting nothing much.
Some thought of him as crazy, while some others called him such.
"A silly task" they told him so, "You are a stupid guy.
The website will not love you back, why do you even try?"
But still in times of recent past, he gathered wisdom wise,
To share to all who listened here, or looked him in the eyes.
Again and then, again again, he listened to their calls.
"An idiot" he heard them say "I do not have the balls
To be a normal person in a life that works just fine;
The knowledge gained is not that great. Why, that is all they whine.
But I, yes I, will prove them wrong, my love and I will show
Yes, all of the common info that nobody does know.
And now, upon these current days-- I've gathered wisdom wise,
I'll share it to all who listen, or look me in the eyes."
Now this old tale has oft been heard, the lover of a site.
He aged and aged, for a long time, 'til all his hair was white.
And then one day, he disappeared. But this, I've heard, is true:
He still exist, and wants to give that knowledge unto you.
You've heard this song about his lust, and it is now you job,
To join him in his sacred goal, and not to join the mob.
For now, until some time unknown, we'll give the wisdom wise,
To share with all who will listen, or look us in the eyes.
Originally Posted by Wulf
Originally Posted by rogue of void
Originally Posted by FowlJ
Originally Posted by Panda-s1
naw dude, cheese is like coagulated. It's coagulated protein found in milk.
Okay fine, it is fermented, but so is like yogurt, and I don't ever remember going to Bert F. Yogurt's for my friend's birthday.
That's probably because Bert is a registered sex offender.
Was, he got off on those charges remember?
Getting off on stuff is what got him charged to begin with!