Jailbreak: Now In Colour!

[cinereousSynesthete]

Who is he gonna have Troll Romance with? The Condesce?

Dirk Roxy OTP

[Conspicuous]

There isn't anything to say that he is aware that it's a troll thing

After all, he finds the concept of homosexuality not a thing. Not that it really means anything, though.

I'm just saying it's not completely impossible for Dirk to be having a spade boner for Jake. There is a 100% chance he will not reciprocate though.

As far as Roxy is concerned, it's still a thing though.
And what would push him into having black feelings, anyway? Miles of ocean water?

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

As far as Roxy is concerned, it's still a thing though.
And what would push him into having black feelings, anyway? Miles of ocean water?

*SHURG.*

He's kind of a mysterious dude

[Fish]

that's a stupid thing to say, of course she is

no its the pumpkin

oshit

that reminds me I have a txt file full of notes I thought of while I was without internet; I might have already said some of these

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I bet Sawtooth went back in the past for that purpose.

I would have thought this, too. But then what about Gamzee? He should have been able to use a dialoglog, in that case. Unless this is evidence suggesting Gamzee isn't actually God Tier?

My new theory is that troll god tiers don't get the GoG.
That or Andrew Hussie likes to make his main protagonists cooler than his less main protagonists.

Wouldn't it be sort of scary to chew really inefficiently? To forget how to chew? How to move your tongue the right way?

A function that finds recipes from a list of ingredients that you possess.

All the Jack Noirs merge together. Jack's imagination isn't that shitty, so he becomes Black Noir.

Is there any fan speculation of what a Page God Tier costume would look like? Pages, historically, serve Knights until they assume the role of their master, so perhaps something like the Knight costume would be appropriate?

I'm going to just sort of
call this out as being smart.

An entire album for Jack Noir songs.
Hell fucking yes.

The purpose of text is not to conform. The purpose of text is to allow you to convey your unusual thoughts to others. Speech does not work this way, because in person there are pressures of peers and others. But in a short tract? Your writing can show the originality of your ideas, of your morals, of even your very thought processes. We WANT to foster this shit. So when someone tells you that you can only expand your writing when you've mastered the basic form? No. Fuck that shit. Write however the hell you want. Write informally on a grant proposal. Write like a chemistry researcher when you're composing your memoirs. Try to conform, if you must. But don't let the fuckers get into your head. You don't have to write they way they tell you if your mind doesn't work that way. If you have to write in all lowercase, then go for it. If you have to make a paragraph break every sentence, go for it. If you write runons of unintelligibility, it means your thoughts are a little bit abnormal. It doesn't mean you're stupid. If you hop from one subject to the next with awkward "Also," transitions, don't sweat it.
So what you should be getting from this post is,
get out there
and fuck shit up.
(I'm writing a boring essay on writing and teaching writing, can you tell?)

What if they cloned a queen.

man how many pumpkings have been murdered?

anyway yeah what if the pumpkins rise up against the tyrannical meatbags

(I came up with this at 2 in the morning )

[Conspicuous]

*SHURG.*

He's kind of a mysterious dude

There's a fine line between mysterious and insane.

Dirk is just creepy.

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

There's a fine line between mysterious and insane.

Dirk is just creepy.

Dirk is the best kind of creepy.

Also, this kind of makes me want to see Dirk go insane with power or something.

There is just something about Dirk completely loosing his cool that is so satisfying.

[Conspicuous]

Dirk is the best kind of creepy.

Also, this kind of makes me want to see Dirk go insane with power or something.

There is just something about Dirk completely loosing his cool that is so satisfying.

I dunno, it seems that he may be something of a control freak, what with planning to puppeteer the entire session and being unwilling to delegate work to the Autoresponder, even though he's actually him.

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

I dunno, it seems that he may be something of a control freak, what with planning to puppeteer the entire session and being unwilling to delegate work to the Autoresponder, even though he's actually him.

Mmm. He certainly has an interesting psyche, I think.

Perhaps this is Sburb's way of helping him deal with him being a control freak, giving him multiple selves that he must learn to delegate tasks to instead of him trying to be in control of everything all of the time.

[Conspicuous]

Mmm. He certainly has an interesting psyche, I think.

Perhaps this is Sburb's way of helping him deal with him being a control freak, giving him multiple selves that he must learn to delegate tasks to instead of him trying to be in control of everything all of the time.

And of course, all these splinters will have various facets of his personality, forcing him to use them to their fullest capabilities, rather than simply regarding them as exact clones of himself.

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

And of course, all these splinters will have various facets of his personality, forcing him to use them to their fullest capabilities, rather than simply regarding them as exact clones of himself.

Oh yes, that's great idea.

Oh man that means for really interesting character development. I'm so excited. I'm guessing that if he's anything like Dave (which he is) he's going to have some really repressed feelings that he will have to deal with in the alternate personalities.

[phantasmalDexterity]

What's with all this "What If" crap?
Vriska's obviously the main character of Homestuck, no questions asked.

What? I thought her second name is Monroe. It's Vriska now?

Who is he gonna have Troll Romance with? The Condesce?

A bunch of fish and other animals from the ocean.
Dolphin Dirk Fish OTP

[P_equals_NP]

A bunch of fish and other animals from the ocean.
Dolphin Dirk Fish OTP

This is getting DANGEROUSLY close to forumite shipp-*shot*

[recalcitrantIre]

A bunch of fish and other animals from the ocean. Dolphin Dirk Fish OTP

So wait, the dolphins are trying to stop Dirk from killing all the fish in his hateful advances?

well of course they have to protect their food source, I guess

[phantasmalDexterity]

This is getting DANGEROUSLY close to forumite shipp-*shot*

Can you believe, that there is actually a dolphin(216) on this forum? As well as a bunch of Dirk...
THIS IS A LEGIT SHIP, GUyS!!!!!

Hey, I guess the Drill is closing this thread soon, so I will see if this message goes up before that...
e: It did. The suspense is killing me!!!

[Ace of Dark-Hearts]

So wait, the dolphins are trying to stop Dirk from killing all the fish in his hateful advances?

well of course they have to protect their food source, I guess

Does this mean

That Dirk is Cetus

And also a female

[Dmatix]

Done with the exile poem. I'll post it in the next thread, along with the Psionic one maybe.

[cinereousSynesthete]

Cool more poetry

Also Dirk varius marine life is amusing

[phantasmalDexterity]

So wait, the dolphins are trying to stop Dirk from killing all the fish in his hateful advances?

well of course they have to protect their food source, I guess

Or they just really don't want to see a Dirk-Fish Hateouts.
And DirkRoxy is BS, because Roxy is too busy /-ing the Booze.

[RAK]

Or they just really don't want to see a Dirk-Fish Hateouts.
And DirkRoxy is BS, because Roxy is too busy /-ing the Booze.

roxy's love for booze transcends the quadrants or some shit.

[phantasmalDexterity]

Cool more poetry

Also Dirk varius marine life is amusing

Dirk fills all his quadrants with them.
I think we can say that Dirk has found his

kismetfish.

roxy's love for booze transcends the quadrants or some shit.

Or it became Vine.


Get it? Vine. //pretending that it was not the lamest joke ever

[RAK]

Or it became Vine.


Get it, eh? Vine.

oooh, oooh i know this one, vine~ everyone, right?

[kuribohkun]

I know I'm really late on this but I've been busy with exams, so....

But the line: "This is turning out to be the second shittiest jailbreak attempt anyone has ever seen" brings tears to my eyes xD http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006808

[phantasmalDexterity]

oooh, oooh i know this one, vine~ everyone, right?

To be honest, I don't understand it myself. Vine~Everyone is still the best ship though. And also there are two other sign.

[recalcitrantIre]

Dirk fills all his quadrants with them.
I think we can say that Dirk has found his

kismetfish.

Somehow I think this is relevant:

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ok so its Eridan but I'm sure someone has the skills to change it to Dirk

I know I'm really late on this but I've been busy with exams, so.... But the line: "This is turning out to be the second shittiest jailbreak attempt anyone has ever seen" brings tears to my eyes xD http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006808

what are you talking about, stabbing people until you run out of people or knives is the best way to escape from jail

[Yrr]

I'm just here to endorse the vine quadrant shipping.

~

EDIT: you know what I'll just paste the thing from my sig for those who don't open sigspoilers

There are three variants of the vine symbol, each relating to the various parties involved in the pairing and the nature of said pairing.
~ The basic symbol, "~", is used in situations where one of the parties is everyone*. (e.g. Vine ~ Everyone)

If both of the parties involved are everyone*, one of two symbols (each representing two vines) are used, depending on the nature of the pairing.
≈ If the feelings felt by one of the parties are not reciprocated, the symbol used is "≈", representing two vines flowing in the same direction. (e.g. Everyone ≈ Nepeta)
∞ If the relationship happens to be mutual, the symbol becomes "∞", representing two vines flowing back and forth. (e.g. Dani ∞ Nepeta)

*everyone, in this situation, happens to mean "everyone".