Respiteheld.

**ds1210** · 05-01-2012, 11:19 PM

Respiteheld

This young troll stands in his respiteblock. It just so happens that today, the 13th bilunar perigee of the 4th dark season's equinox, is the day of this young troll's wriggling day. Though it was six solar sweeps ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

Six Alternian solar sweeps, for convenient reference, is equivalent to thirteen Earth years.

What will the name of this young troll be?

Enter name.

You don't have time for this. He shall be named...

Name the boy Henry Navillus.

Your name is HENRY NAVILLUS. You are standing in your respiteblock, which has only two UGLY WINDOWS to provide light.

You have many INTERESTS. You have a passion for FIRST PERSON GAMES, and you're OKAY AT THEM. You like to program GAMES, and you are PRETTY GOOD AT IT. You have an obsession with VERY LAGE GUNS, but usually you can barely lift them.

You like to chat with some of your other troll pals, most of which ARE SOMETIMES JERKS. You have been trying out a new chat client beta called TROLLIAN, and you are TOATALLY AMAZED BY IT. Your trolltag is shotgunSpecialist and you S"peak" "in" "a" "sarcastic" "tone" "most" "of" "the" "time".

What will you do?

SS: Set kind abstratus to shotgunkind.

You set your KIND ABSTRATUS to SHOTGUNKIND.

SS: Equip large shotgun to your Strife Specibus.

It's pretty big, but you manage to fit it in.
Author's notes:

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

SS: Wield large shotgun.

This is way too heavy. Maybe someone on Trollian will be able to help.

SS: Find a friend on trollian.

Lousy goddamn stupid bullets. They always fall out of your guns.
Oh look one of your friends is pestering you.

-- underwaterTundra [UT] began trolling shotgunSpecialist [SS] at 12:02 --

UT: HeY MaN What'S UP?
SS: N"ot" "much" "bro"
UT: HappY WrigglinG DaY, BY ThE WaY!
SS: T"hanks" "bro"
SS: B"ut" "it" "doesn't" "really" "matter"
UT: OH BuT IT DoeS
UT: I GoT YoU A GifT
UT: I'lL SenD IT TO YoU OveR TrolliaN.
SS: O"kay".
-- underwaterTundra [UT] is sending file "Sgrub.~ath" to shotgunSpecialist [SS] --

UT: Send file.

SS: T"hanks" "man" "that's" "pretty" "sweet"
UT: NO ProbleM, YoU AnD I ShoulD PlaY SomETimE

==>

[
SPOILER]SS: W"ell" I"'m" "about" "to" "install" "it"
SS: W"e" "should" "play" "afterwards"
UT: OkaY, SeE YoU TheN!
-- underwaterTundra [UT] ceased trolling shotgunSpecialist [SS] at 12:07 --[/SPOILER]

SS: Install game.

>y_

underwaterTundra
-- END OF LIST --

Connect to server player [UT]? [y/n]

>y_

Oh my god the suspense.

SS: Be the other boy.

Who's this douchebag?
Oh wait You meant UT, didn't you. I'll do that.

Be the other OTHER boy.

That's better.

Introduce this boy.

Your name is ZEKE WOHCSNAG.

You are currently inside the stomach of your lusus, who resembles a giant EARTH WHALE. The reason he swallowed your home is because the lake you reside in is extremely polluted, and your kindly lusus filters the water with his RIDICULOUSLY LARGE MOUTH.

You could never hope to exit this lake, for it does STRANGE THINGS TO YOUR BLOOD AND HAIR. If you were to step out of dirty water for a few seconds, you would PROBABLY BECOME SOME KIND OF MANIAC.

Anyway, on a completly unrelated note are your INTERESTS. You have a passion for SCI-FI SHOWS. You also enjoy GAMING, although you always seem to PLAY THEM BEFORE ANYONE ELSE DOES. You like to DRAW DIGITALLY, but you use REALLY HORRIBLE ART PROGAMS. You do a little bit of HTML, and are PRETTY GOOD AT IT. You enjoy PLAYING PIANO, and are REALLY GOOD AT IT. You also enjoy playing with a JAVELYN or two, but the last time you did that, you STABBED YOURSELF TRHOUGH AND THROUGH. Luckily, you got one of your friends to give you some of his EXCEPTIONAL LUCK, and the wound healed rather quickly.

Your trolltag is underwaterTundra and you HavE A WaY OF SpeainG ThaT RepresentS ThE WateR IN WhicH YoU LivE IN.

You are currently about to play a very important game with a whole lot of people.

This game, for convienent reference, is one that is INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS.

What will you do?

UT: Go into that small puddle of slime.

UT: How deep,exactly?

Oh. That's pretty deep. Your lusus's stomach is full of the stuff, actually. A side effect of all that lake-filtering.

Enough of this dillydallying. Play that game.

Alright, this is it, YOU ARE FINALLY GOING TO PLAY SGRUB.

THE SUSPENSE.

IT'S KILLING ME.

OH MAN. THAT SURE IS AMAZING.

UT: Quickly, switch to someone else before we see you play that game!

But Who?

Be Henry.

This girl? okay.

Wait, that's not who I picked!

Your name is IVY PECUS.

You are 7 solar sweeps old.

You just got finished with THROWING YOUR KNIVES EVERYWHERE, which makes your lusus REALLY MAD. Mainly because SHE HAS TO CLEAN IT UP. Otherwise, she would probably join you in your game. She is a GOOD FRIEND OF YOURS.

You REALLY LIKE KNIVES. Especially BUTCHER KNIVES. You enjoy sleeping a lot. You also really like gore. You REALLY, REALLY LOVE GORE. You are also an aspiring artist, and you adore the show FULLMETAL ALCHEMIZER. You enjoy computer things and talking with YOUR BUDDIES. You dabble in genetics, and you really love DNA and MUTATIONS. You have an obsession with COWS. Lots and lots of cows.

You will play a game in a little while that will change everyone's life forever.

Your trolltag is bovineArtistry and your EmooTIONS ARE udderLY PROmooNENT.

Right now, your life is pretty damn boring.

What will you do?

Hey, don't ignore me! Go back! Go back!!

I don't want to go back.

Fine. Go throw a cleaver at something.

Gladly!

At what?

The recooperacoon.

That would get spoor everywhere.

The Roy poster.

You don't wanna.

The Havoc poster.

WHAT NO WHY WOULD YOU EVER DO THAT TO HAVOC YOU LOVE HIM SO MUCH.

Your art.

Ok!

==>

It seems your lusus is not happy about this.

==>

==>

BA's Lusus: be angry.

Goddammit I can throw whatever I want! Well it is MY drawing! Yes I think my art is good, I am not putting myself down or anything! Jeez!

BA: Whatever. Just continue with your day.

You lusus can be a hassle sometimes. But she's still awesome. Oh look someone is trolling you.

BA: Answer friend.

-- notClaire [NC] began trolling bovineArtistry [BA] at 3:24 --

NC: Hey Ivy hows it going
NC: ?
NC: Iny
NC: ?
NC: IVVVYYYYYYY
NC: Ivy
NC: ?????
BA: YOOOOOOOO TABITHA WHAT IS UP?
NC: Not much how aboutoyu
NC: ?
BA: I GUESS YOU COULD SAY I AM IN A A GOOD mooD!
NC: Nice oue
NC: one
NC: !
NC: Our conversauitinos are SPOTTED woth cow puns
[color="#820000"]NC: !v
BA: THAT PUN WAS SO BAD, IT WAS A MIsteak
NC: I diserved to be PUNished
BA: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
NC: Anyways, I was talking to you to show you this awesome new game
NC: Its caled Sgrub
BA: HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT IT?
NC: Dieog showed me
BA: OK COOL
NC: We should totally play the gane some time
NC: It'll be awesokme
NC: !
BA: YEAH
NC: I got to go
NC: Seeya
BA: BYE TABBA }XD
-- notClaire [NC] ceased trolling bovineArtistry [BA] at 3:31 --

NC: What are those mysterious eyes?

That's your lusus. He's cool, but he's REALLY LOUD.

NC: If that's your lusus, then who are you?

Your name is TABITHA HARMON. You have a variety of INTERESTS.

You have a passion for BALLROOM DANCING. You are SERIOUSLY AMAZING AT IT. Like SERIOUSLY. You are also good at ORGINIZATION and calming your friends down. You currently are a PACIFIST, which you probably would be anyway, seeing as you are on the BOTTOM OF THE BLOOD CASTE.

You are interested in many shows and games, like DOC WHO, MY LITTLE HOOFBEAST: MORIALSHIP IS MAJJYK, FULLMETAL ALCHEMIZER, and MINECRAFT. You like to discuss these things with your friends. Your trolltag is notClaire and you Can't speel att al

What will you do?

NC: Wonder where your husktop went.

You captchalogged it in your BAG MODUS. Your bag is in your room.

NC: If you were supposed to be organized, then what's up with your posters

Your lusus always messes your posters up. It REALLY BUGS YOU.
That's better.

NC: Talk to Diego so you can play SGRUB.

How about seeing these guys play?

Ok, sure.

-- underwaterTundra [UT] began trolling shotgunSpecialist [SS] at 1:02 --

UT: SO WhaT TO DO NoW?
SS: I "have" "no" "idea"
UT: TherE'S A... ThinG.
SS: W"hat" "thing"
SS: T"ell" "me"
UT: IT'S A ThinG
UT: AN AlchemitteR
UT: ApparentlY I CaN PuT IT IN YouR RespitEBlocK
SS: W"ait" "isnt" "that" "from" "that" "one" "anime" "show"
SS: W"ell" "it" "does" "cool" "things"
SS: S"o" "pop" "it" "in" "here"
UT: OK

==>

UT: WaiT WherE DO I PuT ThiS
SS: W"herever" "it" "fits"
UT: WaiT NO ThiS ThinG ClaimS ThaT I HavE TO HavE A DifferenT ThinG FirsT
UT: IT'S A CruxtrudeR?
UT: WhateveR ThaT IS
SS: J"ust" "put" "it" "in" "here" "already"

==>

UT: TherE IS NOWherE TO PuT ThiS
SS: F"ind" "somewhere"

==>

UT: I CaN'T FinD AnYWherE
UT: AlsO ApparentlY IT NeedS ThosE BluE ThingS
UT: LeT ME SeE IF I HavE EnougH
UT: OopS.
SS: G"oddammit" Z"eke"
UT: SorrY

UT: Attempt to pick up cruxtruder.

UT: NoW I CaN'T PicK IT UP
UT: IT NeedS MorE OF ThosE BluE GrisT ThingS
UT: I ThinK I UseD ToO MucH OF TheM ON ThE CruxtrudeR
SS: U"gh"

S: Attempt to pick up cruxtruder.

No way. It's like, three times your size.

S: Attempt to open cruxtruder.

It seems like the impact did most of the work. It comes off quite nicely.

==>

WHAT IS THAT

**Naristar** · 05-02-2012, 04:21 AM

Well I just finished what you have soo far, it looks like fun!

so

Henery Dream >

Or

Sprite decend on lusus remains

or

lets be someone else!

**TheFinalWraith** · 05-02-2012, 07:05 PM

Yeah so far your link is just bringing me to this thread right here.

**rayninja1** · 05-02-2012, 08:05 PM

You should introduce me soon(Ras if you could not tell)

**ds1210** · 05-03-2012, 09:02 PM

UT: Catch that thing.

UT: I CaN'T CatcH IT
SS: T"his" "is" "really" "stupid"

UT: Try again.

UT: UgH
SS: Y"ou"re" "really" "good" "at" "this"

Sprite: Run into something in a comical manner.

UT: DammiT
SS: W"hat" "the" "hell"
UT: I ThinK IT'S...

==>

UT: PrototypinG.
SS: W"ait" "what"
UT: IT'S A ThinG ThE GamE DoeS. ThE CruxtrudeR , WheN OpeneD , EjectS A SpritE WhicH CaN BE PrototypeD, AnD StartS a TimeR.
SS: S"o" "it" "merged" "with" "my" "sopor" "slime"
SS: I "do" "not" "have" "a" "timer"
UT: YourS IS BrokeN, ThiS ThinG SayS ERROR: METEOR NOT DEFINED.
SS: H"ow" "do" "you" "know" "all" "this"
UT: I ReaD ThE ManuaL.
SS: S"uch" "genius" "is" "unbeaten" "by" "anything" "in" A"lternia"
UT: *SigH*

UT: Fondly regard strobing lights.

It is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen. You get lost in its light for hours. Days even.

UT: That is stupid.

THIS IS STUPID

UT: Go see if anyone else is playing the game yet.

-- underwaterTundra [UT] began trolling notClaire [NC] at 1:07 --

UT: HeY TabithA HavE YoU PlayeD SgruB YeT?
NC: Yeah I staryed a little wihle ago
NC: Wih Ivy
UT: CooL
UT: CoulD YoU SparE A LittlE GrisT?
NC: Okay
NC: We startwd out with a bunch
UT: SweeT
NC: It transferes player to pllayer
NC: So ypu need Ehnry to get grotstorant
NC: Gristtorrent
UT: CaT'T YoU GeT ThaT IN-GamE WitH GrisT
UT: WaiT NO WE Don'T HavE AnY
UT: OK I'LL GO TelL HenrY TO GeT IT
UT: ByE
NC: Bye
NC: !
-- underwaterTundra [UT] ceased trolling notClaire [NC] at 1:09 --

UT: Tell SS to torrent gristtorrent.

UT: HeY MaN I FounD A WaY TO GeT GrisT
UT: GrisTTorrenT IS A GrisT SharinG PrograM
SS: A"lright" I "will" "get" "that"

NC: Open Gristtorrent.

Okay.

SS: Open Gristtorrent.

SS: I "have" "it" "up" "and" "runing"
UT: AwesomE
SS: WaiT
UT: WhaT
SS: M"y" "lusus" "is" "probably" "wondering" "what" "all" "the" "ruckus" "is"
UT: TheN GO ChecK ON HiM!
SS: A"lright"
SS: J"ust" "do" "not" "cause" "any" "more" "ruckus" "while" I "am" "gone"

SS: Go check on your lusus.

You promptly explain(lie) to him, saying that the noises were just you tripping on some of your ammo lying around. He doesn't really believe you.

UT: Cause some ruckus.

If you can just fit ths somewhere...

UT: Deploy.

Oops.

SS + Lusus: Flip out.

He now realizes that you were lying.

SS + Lusus: Strife!!

READY
STRIFE!!!!

Alchemitter: Land already.

):

==>

)`:
This is terrible.

Henry: Lumber back up the stairs.

I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO

I TOLD YOU DOG

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

NO YOU DUMB HOMO TOOL, YOUR LUMBERNING WRONG

You have to flip you're lumperning... TURN WAYS

Henry: go yell at Zeke.

SS: GODDAMMIT Z"eke"
UT: WhaT HappeneD?
SS: YOU KILLED MY LUSUS
UT: OH GoD
UT: I'M SO SorrY
SS: I TOLD ABOUT RUCKUSES BRO
UT: I AM SO SorrY ):E
SS: UUUGGGHHH
SS: I "am" "just" "gonna" "go" "to" "sleep"
SS: T"hanks" "a" "lot" "bro"
-- shotgunSpecialist [SS] ceased trolling underwaterTundra [UT] at 1:32 --
UT: SorrY

Zeke: Feel terrible.

You feel so bad.

Let's be someone else!

Would you rather be the troll who lives in this hive...

==>

or in this one?

**ds1210** · 05-09-2012, 12:30 AM

>The Yellow one.

You are now the yellow troll. What's this douchebag's name anyways?

>Enter Name.

Your honorary Placronym's right here, stupid!
It says RAS FISH.

==>

Your name is RAS FISH. You are about 6.5 SWEEPS OLD, or 14 EARTH YEARS.

You have a variety of INTERESTS. You enjoy various music artists, usually PUNK and METAL. You are an avid BASS and GUITAR player, and you're PRETTY GOOD AT IT. You enjoy GOOFING OFF with your FRIENDS, and chatting with them on TROLLIAN. You love playing VIDEO GAMES, and fighting people with your CANE.

Your Trolltag is fishyFish and You'Re aLWaYS EXCiTeD!

What do you do???

**Naristar** · 05-09-2012, 01:51 AM

Prove you are hard core smash that guitar!

**mortalcreator** · 05-09-2012, 10:58 PM

>Stare out the window in deep contemplation.

**ds1210** · 05-10-2012, 11:48 PM

Ras: Prove you are hard core smash that guitar!

No way man! You love your guitar!

Ras: Stare out the window in deep contemplation.

You stare at the window, being peaceful and contemplating your life-
SWEET BABY JEGUS IS THAT A METEOR

**mortalcreator** · 05-10-2012, 11:49 PM

>Jump back and trip over the cane-thing on the floor.

**ds1210** · 05-11-2012, 12:30 AM

Jump back and trip over the cane-thing on the floor.

Ow.

**mortalcreator** · 05-11-2012, 12:36 AM

>Examine cane-thingy

**Naristar** · 05-11-2012, 03:05 AM

I'll second that!

**ds1210** · 05-11-2012, 05:01 AM

Ras: Examine cane-thingy.

This isn't a cane-thingy! It's really just a cane. It's nice for beating people down and leaning on.

==>

You pop it in your strife specibus for good measure.

**Naristar** · 05-11-2012, 04:11 PM

Get on the computer and play the troll version of skyrim!

**Recyth** · 05-11-2012, 04:14 PM

Briefly pity anything unlucky enough to be on the receiving end of that meteor hole-in-one.

**ds1210** · 05-12-2012, 12:53 AM

Ras: Briefly pity anything unlucky enough to be on the receiving end of that meteor hole-in-one.

It seems that the meteor has landed directly on the vet's office that your lusus was residing in while ill! Poor, dead, sad goldfish-dad. His fishbowl was always too small.

Ras: Get on the computer and play the troll version of skyrim!

You decide to cheer yourself up by wasting a few good hours on one of your favorite games, Skyrim! It seems as one of your friends has a different idea.

Should you ignore him and continue playing skyrim?

**Naristar** · 05-12-2012, 02:23 AM

Yes Onward to skyrim!!

**Recyth** · 05-12-2012, 10:19 AM

Who cares about that douchebag? Skyrim awaits!

**mortalcreator** · 05-12-2012, 06:15 PM

>Reluctantly log off Skyrim and answer your friends. This could be important.

**ds1210** · 05-12-2012, 07:38 PM

Ras: Who cares about that douchebag? Skyrim awaits!

Wait he has a Shroud account, doesn't he.

Ras: Reluctantly log off Skyrim and answer your friend. This could be important.

DH: <dudE You nEEd To TRY ouT This nEW gamE/>
DH: <iT`s callEd sgRub/>
FF: THaT SouNDS aWeSoMe!
FF: i'LL DeFiNiTeLy TRy THaT ouT LaTeR!
FF: i'M PlaYiNG SKyRiM RiGHT NoW!
DH: <skYRim`s a gREaT gamE and all, buT You`ll pRobablY diE if You don`T plaY!/>
FF: oH!
FF: :/

**Naristar** · 05-13-2012, 02:19 AM

wigg the hell out!

**Recyth** · 05-13-2012, 03:34 AM

Demand an explanation

**ds1210** · 05-14-2012, 06:09 PM

Ras: Demand an explanation.

FF: WHy WouLD i Die!
DH: <mETEoRs/>
DH: <WhEn onE pERson sTaRTs plaYing, ThEY sTaRT falling all ovER ThE placE/>
FF: LiKe THe oNe THaT KiLLeD My LuSuS‽
DH: <YEah, pRobablY/>
DH: <You REallY should plaY/>
FF: YeaH! oK!

DH: Wigg the hell out!

Wigg? You don't wear a wig -- wait, you mean the waves, don't you. You're underwater, dude.

**Naristar** · 05-15-2012, 04:40 AM

do something creepy!

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