He Has A Hat Shaped Like A Duck(title now shortened because bluh)
The author’s mini adventure is below.
>Author: Acquire scanner
You ponder doing so, before deciding you will brave the cold and the wild to reclaim the scanner!
Armed only with a plastic knitting needle, and with no armour equipped, you venture across the false-hardwood floor of the hallway and stop in front of the other bedroom door. A chill wind blows from beneath the door and you shiver. No doubt it is because the window has been left open for the last month or so.
The door creaks as you enter, and a gust of wind blows, making the star patterned curtains billow. The room is shadowy, and the iridescent paint on the wall sparkles in dull blues and purples.
Leaning against the back wall are parts of broken furniture, and a bed made up of bookshelf and mattress indignantly sits in front, as if mocking the poles and beams. An air bed lies next to it, making the room difficult to traverse.
To your right is a row of boxes. The first two are closed and have boring crap in them, while the third has your treasured collection of notebooks.
>Fondly regard notebooks.
You do so happily.
You could regard your notebooks until you got to your earliest ones, if you had the time.
But you don’t.
The scanner is in the fourth box.
Easy enough to find, but the scanner is being guarded by a terrifying Tower-of-Paperwork-Beast.
>Defeat the monstrous beast, posthaste!
What? Don’t be silly.
You neatly and efficiently pile the paperwork-beast to one side and lift the scanner.
Ooof! It’s heavy!
You try to get the scanner out of the door.
>Flip it turnways
You flip it turnways and leave easily.
You place the scanner on your bedroom floor, but alack! It has no connector cable.
You decide not to bore the reader with your getting the disks and wires and installation, and get on with the real adventure.
Now I must rush rush rush to college!
Hopefully I won't be late...
Last edited by petroliuus; 06-30-2012 at 05:28 AM.
That's the name that she uses against you.
You will not stand for this duck-based insult! It is an insult to your pride! Your Manliness!
Oh but wait... he calls you Ducky...
Maybe duck-based names aren't that bad.
> Michel McGee
Your name is Michel McGee, and you have a variety of int-
A rather rudimentary background appears before you can continue your introduction.
Perhaps you should explore and find a better place to introduce yourself?
Last edited by petroliuus; 05-03-2012 at 07:22 AM.