Trollslum Cafe C: The Amount of Time you've All Wasted is 100dicrous

[Yossarian]

Oh look, the stupid one just walked in, as well as two other trolls Ericin didn't know. Both wearing hoods....ok...
He continues to eat his sandwich, simply shaking his head.

[FubbalyWubbaly]

ohhh.. sso youre a ... a robott??

[Tekkenfreak4]

Again with the robot...

ROUND 1! F!GHT! | Cyborg. ! st!ll hav# my #y#s a sw#ll as my !nt#rnal organs, sp!nal cord, and th!nkpan. | KO! YOU W!N!

[Rai-CH]

Katrin scans the room.
The two hooded trolls could potentially be dangerous (not to mention they're highbloods), there's two equally-terrifying trolls already engaged in conversation, and then there's Ericin.
Yep, Katrin is just going to hide in her booth for the time being.

[FubbalyWubbaly]

huh, wow!! ttalk aboutt presservv1ng!
He seems quite amazed at the Cyborg fact.

((my internet is going crazy, if I drop out for an hour, my character passed out))

[Tekkenfreak4]

[color="#BB0000"]ROUND 1! F!GHT! | My lat# mo!ra!l h#lp#d m#...

And then hge passed out.
I mean went in to hibernation mode...

((night))

[probableWizardry]

Welp, hes spotted Katrin. Hopefully he doesn't mess this up. He makes his way to that booth and introduces himself

Greetings, hello, please do excuse, if I am a bother, its just part of my muse.

Sort of, at least.

((Won't be around for long, mondaaaaaaaay tomorrow. v_v))

[Rai-CH]

oh god one of the hooded highbloods just approached. Katrin looks him up and down, checking for any weapons or anything that could potentially kill her. Better to be safe than sorry.
"<( Uh, hello, and uh, that's fine, I guess? Y' not a both'r? )"
Wow Katrin you are terrible at conversation.

[Yossarian]

His meal done with, Ericin takes the opportunity to ollie outtie.

[probableWizardry]

Theres nothing immediately noticeable.. Except perhaps his horn.

Awesome, thats great, do tell, if you wish, what might be your name?



Katrin might notice that there is some musical air about the way he talks.

[Rai-CH]

Katrin does not have an ear for music, so she can really only call his speaking style 'odd'.
"<( 'm Katr'n. )"

...and that's all there is to say on the matter.

[probableWizardry]

Theres nothing immediately noticeable.. Except perhaps his horn.

Well met, Katrin, they call me Cipren, as it is my name, vocals and slam poetry, are my calls to fame!

Okay Cipren, down boy, don't be a tool, now.

[Rai-CH]

"<( Nice t' meet y', I guess...? )
<( 'Nd now th't y' mention 't, I c'n sort 'f tell y' are a slam poet. I think I might've heard a rhyme or two. )"

[Weeaboo]

Guess whoooo~

She skips in and sits down at a table.

Then she staaaaaarrrreeessss at trolls. Especially Katrin.

[probableWizardry]

I don't do it too much, it may cause a fuss, I speak, in short, to a beat.

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She notices that she was being stared at, she smiles and then goes back to her soda.

[Weeaboo]

Seeing a seadweller stare back, she zooms over and flips onto the table.

Flip? More like, falls over and flops.

Face first into a strangely placed pie...

How the hell did that get there?

[Rai-CH]

Katrin can't pick up on 'the beat' Cipren is referring to, so she just nods and says:
"<( Oh, th't's pretty 'nterestin', I guess. )"
She does notice Octana's staring too. While she can't help but feel nervous, she does hope that Octana has dropped whatever grudge she had against her.

[probableWizardry]

She bursts out laughing



ahahahaha oh god. lannddwellerrrs arrre so strrrannge!
arrre you alrrright therrre?

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I'm not that good, though, but thats alright by me, see.

[Weeaboo]

[SCIENCE]Oh yes I am very fin you sea. So very fin! The question is, however, how alright are you fish? Will you be fin after I leave?[BAG]

[Rai-CH]

"<( Ah, right. )"
Awkward silence.
Katrin is not good at conversation, especially with strangers. She tends to rely on the other person to come up with topics.

[probableWizardry]

Question, if I may ask. What usual goings on, go on here?

Its a good thing that Cipren is fairly terrible at noticing.
To be fair, that also gets him into some deep shit sometimes.

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And then she was reduced to a giggle-fit

ahahahaha oh wow... ahhh. its funn to hearrr fishy punns frrrom a lannddwellerrr.

[Weeaboo]

[SCIENCE]I only use them when my wits are no kelp. Seaing as you carp even comprehend how to dress correctly and all.[BAG]

[Rai-CH]

"<( well, y' a highblood, so you'll h've 't easy 'round here. Highbloods love t' pick on lowbloods, midbloods love t' pick on lowbloods, 'nd lowbloods pick on oth'r lowbloods. )
<( Th' drinks are cheap though, which is why I usu'lly come here. )"
Katrin was probably not the best troll to ask about the cafe.

(( brb ~20mins ))

[probableWizardry]

i drrress how i please, nno rrreasonn to donn superrrfluous amounnts of jewlerrry annd all that. its nnot my thinng.

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Well that won't do, not at all, the hemospectrum may, indeed be important, but I have no reason to flaunt it. You have been welcoming, respectful and nice.

He orders an expensive cake, and offers Katrin a slice.

((I might have to go now anyway, whoops. See you all tomorrow maybe.))

[Weeaboo]

Checking her imaginary watch, she stands up straight. Her eyes are dilated. She takes a syringe and hands it to the fish.

[SCIENCE]This will give you some amazing affects in the mind department. You will be able to move faster than ever! Goodbye![BAG]

She jumps and hops back out of the cafe.