Trollslum Cafe C: The Amount of Time you've All Wasted is 100dicrous

[Emochick]

She puts a finger on her chin.

~I d*n't kn*w *f any d*ct*rs that c*me in here. A friend said s*mething *f *ne in a t*p hat. Is he the *ne y*u speak *f?~

[redRevolvers]

There appears to be one very highblooded individual hiding fearfully in a corner of the cafe. Being the kind of guy he is, Vallox simply has to investigate and see if he can help. He walks over.
Hey there, miss. Somethin' wrong?

[JellyWish]

She nods, looking around nervously.
I be-lieve he de-sired to take my items away from me. and be-gin something. should I give him my napkin de-spenser? would that stop the be-ginning?~
She begins to babble, working herself up into a panic. Muride. NO ONE wants your napkins.

[Araiss]

Lets see...some seadweller looks down in the dumps, but that might not last long. Oh there's also a timid greenblood, she could be fun....but there is..that one seadweller he talked to, and she looks upset. So many choices. As he continues looking around it seems he was approached by a familiar orangeblood. Mantra chuckles quietly at him before saying something to himself.



∃>Hehe..I may need to go and thank the mirthful messiahs through a subjugglator later.<E

And then he looks at Horrin.

∃>Well look at you, I didn't think you were aiming to become a robot in life.<E ∃>Not that it matters what you do, I really don't care.<E ∃>Now is there something you want?<E

[BishouTaka]

Still here, and apparently bickering over whether to buy booze or to buy bubble tea.
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Cirela takes pictures as she silently hides from everyone.
She's terrible at hiding.

[Emochick]

~W*ah w*ah, calm y*urself! Wait begin what exactly?~

[Strider]

Well Artnam, there is the not so little matter of that duel you challenged me to, whether you were aware of it or not.

)))Or is it your intention to become a coward in life by making such challenges and then shying away from them?(((
Dammit Horrin, STOP! You're going to get yourself in trouble if you keep on going like that.

[redRevolvers]

And now she's taking pictures. It doesn't look like she's noticed him. Vallox raises an eyebrow.
Uh...miss?

[Tekkenfreak4]

Farlow is still here too, tapping on the table.
He is bored out of his mind...

[BishouTaka]

((sorry RR, didn't see you there!))
She jumps, and hides behind the table
don't???? eat me???? i don't??? taste gooood???????

[Araiss]

∃>Oh my, are you serious?<E ∃>I can assure you, I probably haven't challenged you to any type of duel, there'd be no point in me doing so.<E ∃>But I will say that you must have some sort of arrogance with how low you are to try to fight me.<E ∃>Why don't you tell me what brought this on huh?<E

And then he looks right back at him. This is keeping Mantra in a good mood oddly enough.

[JellyWish]

She takes a few deep breaths.
that is the pro-blem! he NEVER told me. should I be wary of his in-tentions?~

[redRevolvers]

He looks a little shocked.
Eat ya?! Now why th' hell would I do that?

[BishouTaka]

you look????? hungry???? please don't eat me???????

[Emochick]

~Just calm d*wn and relax. Just try t* f*rget ab*ut it. If it helps be near s*me*ne wh* makes y*u feel safe. That's all i can tell ya.~

[redRevolvers]

What a strange young lady.
I ain't gonna eat ya, miss. Let's try t' calm down a little, here.

[Strider]

)))Funny how throwing a sword at someone actually IS a form of a challenge. Also, you're delusional. I fought for a living, and I train nightly. You may think you are better than me, but you are not. And as to why I am doing this, it's rather simple. I don't like you, and I would much like to see that smug face of yours punched in. Or skewered. I'm not too picky.(((
Um...what?

[JellyWish]

Her breathing slowing a bit, she nods again.
thank you. that is good ad-vice. they can shield me from any harm he may be-stow upon me.~
No Muride. I told you no meat shields.

[Wycca]

and Lorely glides into the cafe still humming one of the songs from her last performance as she finds a sit near a window.

[BishouTaka]

Oh, the paranoia!
you will????????? you will?youwiiiiilllwillwillwill?????? please don't????
Oh, she is crying quite badly now.

[Araiss]

∃>Oh I do remember that, I had to do something to make you well...slightly less annoying.<E ∃>Though I'll tell you something, just because you do train nightly doesn't mean I don't, and fighting for a living is what everyone on this planet does paid or not.<E ∃>What you're telling me really isn't that impressive at all.<E ∃>And it's pretty laughable that just because I came in with a good mood you want to punch me in the face, I'm starting to wonder if this is a joke but I really doubt it is.<E ∃>By the way if you do still have that sword I'd like it back, I could always use it to throw it at other trolls.<E

Not that he doesn't have some other swords he could throw at trolls.

[Emochick]

~Can y*u give me y*ur tr*ll tag s* that i can talk t* y*u s*me time?~

[redRevolvers]

Aw dammit.
I won't! I swear I won't!

[Tekkenfreak4]

Farlow gets up and leaves...

[JellyWish]

She nods again, looking somewhat like a bobble-head. grabbing a napkin she prints her tag in neat little letters "hexedVermin"
okay, here you go.~