HOMESTESQUE REDACTED PARTY: Let's Get It Started

[ultraluigi]

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Your name is Logan and you are setting up things for the REDACTED PARTY. You crossed out the first item in your PARTY LIST and are ready to start your next item of business. cutting and pasting John's fake arm from one of the early pages just so you can draw yourself holding your clipboard in a crappy way.

In case you can't read, the clipboard says, have someone make the cake (Jordan) and get other assorted snacks, decorate the WHITE ROOM OF DOOM (Caps needed) to be actually party like, find or make music to listen and or dance too, choose some games for people to sprite themselves so they look like they can play, bring guests into the WHITE ROOM OF DOOM, have someone sprite the party better (Maybe some hero mode, hussie mode, or 'what type of drawing the people are best at' modes?), Punch/faygo and other liquid refreshments, and other things people reccommend for the party. You may have shortened things on the clipboard to save room though.
Well, now that that crossing is out of the way.
Wait, WHITE ROOM OF DOOM?

Oh yeah. This room has no decoration/border/ANYTHING. You're not even sure if it has a floor or walls. It's just... white. It's kinda creeping you out. The only other things in the room are a door on the opposite side of the room (kinda far for some reason), and a box labeled "Fun Box".
You plan on opening it because you ordered the 'Fun Box' Especially for the party. It's not a Fairy Odd Fun Box.
Now, what will you do, or Who will enter the door next?


RURUS OF THE PAHTY

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1.) If you're character has been introduced, it kinda gives others have free reign to sprite them/ draw them. Mostly because, well... It's to allow someone else to continue the story.
2.) Please please PLEASE keep the Text only posts to a minimum. This is, for the most part, going to be a story on setting up the REDACTED party and the party itself, and I want it to play out like a story.
3.) If you get Ninjaed by someone else and your post doesn't make sense, We'll just say those events happen at once. It's Homestuck/Homestuesque. There's gonna be shenanigans.
4.) Things have to remain PG(4)13, so no Alcohol unless you are a pirate.
5.) Have fun, be goofy, defy physics. It's a party in a white, physicsless room that we're going to decorate for the hell of it. Keep things light, goofy, wacky, etc.

[Bluesunnyday]

Jordan: HEY! L0GAN! I'M 0VTTA SPRINKLES F0R THE CAKE HERE!!!

Jordan: WAIT... NEVER MIND... I F0VND THIS CASE 0F BLACK HARD THINGS THAT I THINK ARE SPRINKLES... THEY TASTE PRETTY CH0C0LATEY... ALRIGHT, I'M PVTTING THESE 0N THE CAKE!

[ultraluigi]

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JH: --E0h yov're right there.
JH: --EHehehehe
LA: Jordan. Really?
LA: Okay look.
LA: I fully stocked the kitchen.
LA: How in the joyous name of KYR TUMENTO can you be "0vtta sprinkles"?
JH: --EI vsed them all?
JH: --EI th0vght that was 0bviovs.
LA: There's a metric ton of cake supplies in the Kitchen. A. METRIC. TON.
LA: You should have enough supplies to make a cake for all of the forums.
JH: --ES0?
LA: *Facepalm*

This is what you get for making the most creative cook since Raine Sage bake the cake.

JH: --EI heard that.
LA: You were meant too.

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LA: Seriously, he's making the cake?

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LA: Get the cookbook and follow the directions to the letter.
JH: --EBvt where's the fvn in-
LA: TO. THE. LETTER. This is a celebration for pH. Please please p!E>asE> don't exeriment with the cake.
*Insert post below here*
LA: Fine. But make a diabetic exploding cake too. I have a sweet tooth the size of LOSAP.

[Bluesunnyday]

JH: ---EDvde, I'm vsing the black sprinkle-esqve f00dstuffs. They taste g00d, and the last thing I need is f0r the cake t0 taste even SWEETER.
JH: ---EThat thing w0vld make a diabetic FVCKING EXPL0DE
JH: ---ES0me ch0c0latey flav0r w0vld d0 the cake all s0rts 0f g00d.

And with that, Jordan re-enters the White Kitchen of DOOM! He probably won't have the cake done until a few guests arrive.

[Pyranda]

I could be wrong... but doesn't this belong in the Forum Adventures?

http://mspaforums.com/forumdisplay.p...rum-Adventures

[ultraluigi]

(I have no idea. One of the mods might know better >_>)

[Fuade]

Collab/Roleplay, actually.

[Bluesunnyday]

And it has been moved!

[JustAnotherUser]

"Alright, I made it! And bought shakes!"

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((I've got a Sprite right here if anyone needs it: ))

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[Bluesunnyday]

JH: ---EHI NEW GVEST! THE CAKE SH0VLD BE 0VT S00N! JVST NEED T0 GET THE REST 0F THE SPRINKLES 0N!

[JustAnotherUser]

DK: Awesome. I'll put these on the table.

[ultraluigi]

LA: What table?



























LA:This, is the room other than the fun box.

[Bluesunnyday]

JH: ---EHmmm... It l00ks g00d. Definitely ready f0r the party. Als0 it's the size 0f a h0vse. I might have vsed vp all 0f the ingredients in the kitchen, bvt it was W0RTH IT! Jvst wish I had m0re rainb0w sprinkles. What are these black things anyway?



JH: ---EVmm... W0w... Well, n0b0dy needs t0 kn0w. They're ch0c0late c0ated anyway, they'll never kn0w...

Jordan wheels the cake out into the room.

JH: ---ECAKE'S READY, F0LKS!

[Ario]

Quillian drops from the ceiling.
IM: CAKE?
He gets up and brushes dust off of his suit.

IM: *ahem* I heard +here would be cake, so I dropped In.

[Bluesunnyday]

Yes. I even changed into my Culinary Firebrand outfit to celebrate. Now dig in if you want. The chocolate sprinkles are delicious.

[ultraluigi]

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LA: HOLD IT! *Grabs the cake* NOT SO FAST.
LA: No eating the cake yet. *Hides it behind the fun box*
JH: --EBvt-
LA: No cake.
JH: I+'s-
LA: NO.
DK: Dude, it's-
LA: I SAID NO.
LA: Wait until the party actually starts.

[Murder]

> Enter Name

FUCK NO. YOU ALREADY HAVE A NAME. IT IS RIGHT THERE, IN FUCKING PLAIN VIEW.
THERE, LET ME READ THE PLAQUE FOR YOU.

murderousObjective AKA Murder

OH WAIT I'M NOT ASLEEP AREN'T I



Your name is Murder. known to the internet as Objective. You are usually nice, but only you knows that you're a complete asshole in lucid dreams.

Talking about DREAMS, your dreamself is dead long ago when you tried to usurp the throne of DERSE. Because of this you are now plotting to combine dream bubbles and invade the living world.

Your chumhandle is obviously the name you're using, and you usually get a tad bit talkative and wordy when you have the opportunity to speak, this is to the dismay of everyone talking to you. But it's still better than when you SOUND DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO THE ASSHOLE TROLL WHO LIVES IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE

mO: Well, well, well, well!
mO: I am terribly sorrowful for that I am late for the part-

You decided to stop babbling when someone yelled "SHUT UP"

mO: ANYWAYS, I BROUGHT SOME STUPID F_ING BOARD GAME HERE, AS YOU NOOKSUCKERS REQUESTED
mO: IT IS SO F_KING BORING, WHY DO YOU WANT TO PLAY IT ANYWAYS?

[Destruction Dragon 360]

>Be the Other Logan

You are now the Logan that goes by Destruction Dragon 360
LB: I brought PUUUUUUUNCH!!

LB: And yes, it IS nonalcoholic. I follow the rules, dammit!

[Syrup Neko]

>Be Neko



You are now Neko. AKA swetshopPsychopath.

Oh hey! You certainly haven't posted in awhile.

Lurking has become your specialty as of late, hasn't it you lazy fuck?

>So what are you bringing to the party?



You briefly check your inventory.

It appears you have 7000 CUPCAKES, all doused with a healthy dosing of SPRINKLES.

You also have a COMPLETELY MYSTERIOUS MYSTERY CRATE.

You even homebrewed a few FIZZ POTIONS OF THE MAGICAL MAGI.....if by homebrewed you mean went to the store and bought some off the shelves. They're all corked and ready to go though! OH god damn it the fizz is leaking again you hate cleaning you inventory when it's wet.

You also have a TELEPORTOMPTER. This lets you zip around all over the place with TELEPORTATION MAGIC. It's handy with NO BAD SIDE EFFECTS.

...Except that one time at band camp. Wait, you don't even GO to Band Camp! What the fuck are you talking about!?

Oh well, you set the TELEPORTOMPTER to that PHYSICSLESS PARTY PLACE. The WHITE ROOM OF DOOM you believe it was called. Caps required.

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Oh shit you tore a hole in the time-space continuum again. Fuck.

>Arrive.



YOU ARE ALREADY HE-No just kidding.

You arrive in the WHITE ROOM OF DOOM.

The scent of cake fill your nostrils.

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SP: ~HEY GUYS!~
SP: ~Oh shit I smell cake.~
SP: ~JORDAN DID YOU MAKE CAKE.~

Logan said no cake yet damn it you wanted cake.

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SP: ~God damn it~

[conantheimp]

Late Arrival: Be Fashionably Late

Well too bad, cause you're early to this party!

You look around the room, and at the sight of the cake your mouth begins to water.

CI: ohmygod is that cake the size of a HOUSE ?_! i must reallocate this confectionery colossus to my stomach *,~,*

You approach the cake as a zombie to brains. That is, slowly meandering with a crazed look and outstretched arms.

[Crafter1300]

Your name is Henry but on the internet you go as either Crafter1300 or calmingRespirator. You absolutely LOVE parties and that really all you're gonna get out of him because typing introductions on a whim is annoyig :P

calmingRespirator joined the party at[5:02pm]
CR: Hi everybody
CR: I'm only just dropping in for a moment because i need to pop out and draw up some party things
CR: I'll brb
calmingRespirator left the party at [5:03pm]

[ultraluigi]

Talklog:

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CI: what the O_o
LA: Room is booby trapped. Did I forget to mention that?
LA: You try to eat the cake before the party actually starts and that happens.

[Bluesunnyday]

Yeah folks, the cake looks delicious, but you NEED TO WAIT.

[ultraluigi]

Logan A.: Proceed to parody Tik Tok for Homesuesque

You can't parody it yet because you have work! Although you do have the first verse done, you can't work on it until tonight.

[Dreamscythes231]

Joshua: Arrive

Your name is Joshua Lester Reed and you came here... +---}==Oh.....oh f***.=={---=

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It seems the rooms lack of pretty much everything has led you to suddenly sink to spoiler space.Seriously,these guys can't do a thing without you.I thought Logan was supposed to be responsible,he of all people should know the harmful effects of NOT PUTTING ANYTHING SUBSTANTIAL TO STAND ON OR PUT ANYTHING FOR THAT MATTER,and in the WHITE ROOM OF DOOM!? Is he mad! The two previous parties used freaking PaperHelmet's house with freaking FLOORS and CEILINGS.This won't do.

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You have to take matters in your own hands.

Joshua: Fix this place.

By your sheer will,powerful imagination,and trough some shenanigans or two.You have now solidified the WHITE ROOM OF DOOM.Now no one has to suffer the non-existence-ing.Let's look at what you summoned with your supreme power of adding solid things!

Joshua: Look at the cool things you did

Awesome,you made a dance floor and a DJ set.Although it's not as high-def as the one made by Baronangle.At least there is something.You don't have a buffet table though.But that's okay since having food be spread out might lessen the chance of Jordan poisoning "fixing" the food.

Hmm.....It seems you're expansion/creation of this room ,not only improved the quality of the FUN BOX,but also seems to have sent it to a secluded area of the room,away from Logan.

At least it is not as far away as the door.The length of the only exit in relation to everything else slightly disturbs you.Somehow this fact sends shivers to your spine.Not including the width of the hallway.You think the doors position is really unsafe for extremely crowded parties. Especially parties that have a history of horrible things happening at random times.You try to steer your gaze away from the door when.

Joshua: Accidentally and in no way related to teleportompter technology, disappear.

+---}== Oh....oh great. =={---=

+---}== Now where am I?! =={---=