jai lbrak

[Daniel990]

It would be just like one of my Japanese animes.

Here is Bro. Calling this a poem is stretching the definition quite a bit, but Bro is a silly character anyway, cool as he may be.

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Pointy shades, bulbous rump
Ironic coolness, rhymes I pump
Shatterproof sword, Causal cap
Layers of satire, I take no crap

Flashy moves, tasty groves
Never lose, always the one to choose
Faster than sound, flashing around
Cutting fools down, fighting black clowns

Jet board, can’t be ignored, check out the sword
Slashing through imps like metaphysical gourds
Grist hoard, everything afford, won every single possible award
Shit so easy, I get bored.

Got Cal, best pal, me and him is an entire cabal
Bounce a coin, try not to look sad;
It won’t get to land before I send you
Beaten so bad like a kick to the groin
You can’t beat Bro at shit, I’m simply the best there is
Holding a monopoly on the asskicking biz.

How is the cap causal
How are the groves tasty

[P_equals_NP]

Here's a Kanaya poem

Yet loathe the banquet which perforce
Must feed thy livid living corse

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH PLAGIRAISM

[Stormspirit]

My future. I mean, I see you right next to me dead in front of a keyboard right here.

Are you

lying to me!?!?!?

Well, from what you just said, it would be more probable than I am lying next to you.

And that's probably not my future, as it is.

[Daniel990]

Ha, that would be funny. Cue Dani coming in and telling you that this post wasn't a poem.

But it's from the post after that.
For example,
for the next three hours, every post I make on this thread will come from a Wikipedia article.

[Dmatix]

There once was a girl in a thread
Who liked to to trash talk what she read
Each mistake pointed out
Never whisper, but shout
Made the poor poet lose his poor head.

[bloodyEmissary]

My future. I mean, I see you right next to me dead in front of a keyboard right here.

Are you

lying to me!?!?!?

No, you must have gotten shunted into a doomed timeline somehow.

Man, all these people from the future being here makes my status as an internet thoughtform seem really lame in comparison

[Stormspirit]

There once was a girl in a thread
Who liked to to trash talk what she read
Each mistake pointed out
Never whisper, but shout
Made the poor poet lose his poor head.

I always found AABBA to be a strange form of poetry. Mainly because it's so rarely used around here in favor of AABBAA that seeing the last line on its own ending abruptly is...peculiar.

[Daniel990]

There once was a girl in a thread
Who liked to to trash talk what she read
Each mistake pointed out
Never whisper, but shout
Made the poor poet lose his poor head.

Why did you write the word "to" twice?

I always found AABBA to be a strange form of poetry. Mainly because it's so rarely used around here in favor of AABBAA that seeing the last line on its own ending abruptly is...peculiar.

Yes.

[P_equals_NP]

I always found AABBA to be a strange form of poetry. Mainly because it's so rarely used around here in favor of AABBAA that seeing the last line on its own ending abruptly is...peculiar.

Is it bad I just read that as ABBA?

I WAS DEFEATED IN WATERLOOOOOOOOOOO

There is a special kind of music that AABBA makes but I can see how if you don't know what it sounds like it might sound weird.

[Blaperile]

I wonder whether Andrew will already manage to update on Tuesday, or if it'll only be Wednesday.

[ashdenej]

I always found AABBA to be a strange form of poetry. Mainly because it's so rarely used around here in favor of AABBAA that seeing the last line on its own ending abruptly is...peculiar.

Just read it like a limerick!

And Dani just broke her own rule. She is terrible at keeping promises.

There once was a man from Manchester/
Whose comics he kept quite sequestered/
Those ones that he read/
Were his butter and bread/
That paranoid chap from Manchester.

[Dmatix]

I always found AABBA to be a strange form of poetry. Mainly because it's so rarely used around here in favor of AABBAA that seeing the last line on its own ending abruptly is...peculiar.

This form is the limerick, you see
A nobler form you won't find
They are bawdy and filled with glee
Like Dani when making me lose my mind

[Arson'sASport]

Well well, time for me to check whose birthday is on May 6th in the huge book of people names that exists somewhere and I might start stalking.

Also, this is a liittle late of a manip so coonsider it a birthday gift

somewhat.

THIS Is the power of my mousepad. Without it, I'd no doubt have had a tablet by now.

[Daniel990]

Just read it like a limerick!

And Dani just broke her own rule. She is terrible at keeping promises.

There once was a man from Manchester/
Whose comics he kept quite sequestered/
Those ones that he read/
Were his butter and bread/
That paranoid chap from Manchester.

What rule, there were no rules at all.
You must be imagining things.

[Kíeros]

for the next three hours, every post I make on this thread will come from a Wikipedia article.

Hey, I'd like to see this happ-

Why did you write the word "to" twice?
Yes.

I stand corrected. This is what I'd thought would occur.

I always found AABBA to be a strange form of poetry. Mainly because it's so rarely used around here in favor of AABBAA that seeing the last line on its own ending abruptly is...peculiar.

No, it's commonly used for one thing, and one thing only: Limericks. Besides that, yeah, AABBAA is much much more common.

[User 18]

This thread is getting incredibly silly.

Andrew will update on Tuesday, but it will be 13 years from now.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

I always found AABBA to be a strange form of poetry. Mainly because it's so rarely used around here in favor of AABBAA that seeing the last line on its own ending abruptly is...peculiar.

Hey Stormspirit, is you not wanting to have anything to do with codpieces still a thing?
LOOK AT MY AVATAR. LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT IT. /soiled it

[P_equals_NP]

Well well, time for me to check whose birthday is on May 6th in the huge book of people names that exists somewhere and I might start stalking.

Also, this is a liittle late of a manip so coonsider it a birthday gift

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somewhat.

THIS Is the power of my mousepad. Without it, I'd no doubt have had a tablet by now.

Ahahahaha what am I looking at here.

I was defeated in Waterloo
They took out my land when they wanted to
Stomped on my face when I tried to move
I was defeated in Waterloo

My name's Bonaparte, you'll get blown a part, I'll tear open your chest and rip your bones a part.

[Arson'sASport]

This form is the limerick, you see
A nobler form you won't find
They are bawdy and filled with glee
Like Dani when making me lose my mind

That is ABAB, what form is it?

[Stormspirit]

There is a special kind of music that AABBA makes but I can see how if you don't know what it sounds like it might sound weird.

No, no, I don't think it sounds weird because I don't know what it sounds like, but rather because it is such a unused form of poetry in my class.

Just read it like a limerick!

And Dani just broke her own rule. She is terrible at keeping promises.

There once was a man from Manchester/
Whose comics he kept quite sequestered/
Those ones that he read/
Were his butter and bread/
That paranoid chap from Manchester.

But...ash, it is a limerick. A limerick is AABBA.

Good job on that one.

This form is the limerick, you see
A nobler form you won't find
They are bawdy and filled with glee
Like Dani when making me lose my mind

No, it's commonly used for one thing, and one thing only: Limericks. Besides that, yeah, AABBAA is much much more common.

For god's sake, I know it's a limerick. I just think it sounds weird because it's rare for me to hear or see it.

Hey Stormspirit, is you not wanting to have anything to do with codpieces still a thing?
LOOK AT MY AVATAR. LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT IT. /soiled it

I don't even care. Do whatever you want with codpieces. I have snuggling to comfort me.

[Daniel990]

Hey, I'd like to see this happ-I stand corrected. This is what I'd thought would occur.

That was just an example, it obviously wasn't going to happen.
That would be stupid, I would never do something so somethingy.

[P_equals_NP]

No, no, I don't think it sounds weird because I don't know what it sounds like, but rather because it is such a unused form of poetry in my class.

NO IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT SINGING IT RIGHT.

POETRY IS NEVER WEIRD AND ALWAYS GREAT.

[User 18]

That is ABAB, what form is it?

Quatrain. AAAA, AABB or ABAB are all acceptable forms. There might be more, but those are the ones I thought of off the top of my head.

[Blaperile]

Oh so now poems are being done?
Out of all different types, I only use one:
AABB is my absolute favorite of the bunch
It's also the easiest, I dunno, it's just a hunch
And yeah, here I am. Though I am the Prince of Rap,
I can still provide you with a heavy BAM. Right with my poetry app.
What's this you say?
I mixed it up to ABAB, ay?
Nah, you're just imagining things.
Anyway, we should talk about some Homestuck things.

[Dmatix]

That is ABAB, what form is it?

This is called a standing stanza,
A part of a greater being
Still works on it's own, if just barely
Only a companion its true meaning freeing.

Now this is the ballad structure
An old and respectable one
You rhyme only one line in two
Which makes it easy and fun.

Though Dani will soon find some fault
In this humble poet's tiresome work
It bothers him less every time
He's being as cool as old Dirk.