Game of Thronestuck

[Lieutenant Fish]

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Bran Stark from Game of Thrones is excited to play a game of SBURB with his friends, but things go very, very wrong.

Not a serious crossover/fanfiction/whatever. Go mess around on tumblr for those.

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Game of Thronestuck features many sprites made by Dalmationer, which is how you know it's cool.

A young lad sits in his solar. It just so happens that today, the 819th of August, is his Nameday. Eleven years ago he was given life, but only today will he be given a name. What shall it be?

[Chwoka]

Ravenhood Rovinhood

[Chwoka]

Raising Hell

[Chwoka]

Top Amen

[Chwoka]

Means I'll Forever Bean

[Chwoka]

George LL Cool Bean

[Chwoka]

I've never read Game of Thrones

[OrangeAipom]

Bran Stark

> Bitch about Lannister incest shenanigans

I've never read Game of Thrones

Neither have I.

[Chwoka]

Solar Stills, Nash, and Rugby

[Lieutenant Fish]

>Bran Stark

Your name is BRAN STARK, and you are currently the MOST IMPORTANT PERSON AROUND.

You are the second youngest of Lord Stark's five trueborn children, but almost every single member of your family is currently away or otherwise indisposed, and you have been in charge of the affairs of Winterfell for some time.

As a Northerner, your interests include SWORDS, WOLVES, MEAD, and COLD STONE ROOMS. Unlike the majority of your brethren, however, you also dabble in BOOK LEARNING, and, until your recent MYSTERIOUS ACCIDENT, you enjoyed CLIMBING ALL OVER THE PLACE. You have a PET DIREWOLF, which is pretty cool. Sometimes, you DREAM about him.

You have had trouble dealing with RECENT TRAGEDIES, but are looking forward to today's FUN EVENTS.

It is a particularly FIRGID day outside, what will you do?

[OrangeAipom]

Nothing, because you are a cripple in the middle ages.

[Chwoka]

Private Graham Ock Sposk B'Gosh

[Mibbs]

lay down on quest bed

[Chwoka]

lay down on quest bed

Her She We But sleeps standing up, silly.

[Lieutenant Fish]

lay down on quest bed

Your regular bed? You can't even get in it without help. Besides, Summer has already staked out the prime laying spot. He isn't even using it, he's just sitting there! You could ask him to leave, but you aren't interested in sleep right now. Besides, it's best not to order wolves around without a really good reason.

[Chwoka]

Chief Big Wig

[Mibbs]

drink away the pain

[Fuade]

Replace chair wheels with beer keggers

[Loather of Irk]

Kill all your older siblings so you'll inherit the throne.

edit: run over them

[Solaris]

Play that new awesome game, Sburb

[SquirrelPants]

>Lament about the current political situation

[Chwoka]

John Johnejohne-John

Admiral "Who-the-fuck-is" Marcus : Spencer :: Theraflu : Hornblower

Mormo Jones

[Varkarrus]

Chwokaaaa stop with all the multi-posting
there's an edit button

also I had the same idea as this.

Can we have shenanigans with Tyrian and an Imp some time during this story?

[Lieutenant Fish]

Replace chair wheels with mead keggers

Without any proper tools, or a decent workbench, there isn't a whole lot that you can do with either the mead kegs or your chair. A Kegchair sounds really cool to you though, the idea of augmenting and combining items has always been a fascinating one.

drink away the pain

Yuck! You haven't developed a taste for this stuff yet, and you aren't really looking forward to doing so.

[Solaris]

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