THE AWESOME ROLEPLAY OF RANDOMNESS (TAROR)

[frustratedEclectic]

Hehe Whatever. ;3 mrow

[rokure]

2hut up FII ii'm ju2t 2howiing kiindne22. begiin2 trolliing Jess. Hey, ii'm gonna poke thii2 whiite hhaiired human with somethiing. piicks up leg of broken table.



(roleplay request. Name of cat troll speaking to female sollux. y/n?)

[frustratedEclectic]

(roleplay request response: Her name is Keteri :3)

[hopelessNecromantic]

"Oh, thank you!" the girl says, putting her glasses back on. She looks around, clearly confused by her current location. There was the girl who had helped her, a blond-haired boy standing by the fridge, and various other normal kitchen-y things... And then there was some alien looking machine (the Cruxtruder) and a floating table leg. "Ah... Do you happen to know where I am? And, uh, when I am? I was testing the theory that flying at near light speed around the equator on the stroke of midnight on Leap Day would cause random spacial and temporal teleportation, and... It worked." The girl stood up, brushing glass shards from her robes, and retrieved her broomstick from where it had fallen to the ground.

[Epic42]

Tesla is not at Jess's fridge cause he's at his and Vix's house with their fridge. Same with the cruxtruder.

[frustratedEclectic]

Well, my name is Jess. You're in my house. I'm notoriously bad with dates, but I CAN tell you that it's 2012.
She says while struggling to hold back the floating table leg.

[hopelessNecromantic]

((Oh? Sorry, the settings are confusing. I meant for her to crash into the kitchen with the Cruxtruder, but I guess she'll just be in Jess's kitchen since they already started talking to each other.))

"Oh, good I'm not TOO far displaced from my own time. Oh, and I'm sorry for breaking your window. My name's Alexandra, but most people call me the White Witch, or just White for short, because of this one incident a few years back with a snowstorm spell gone haywire, and, uh... Anyways, it's nice to meet you." She looks at the floating table leg that Jess is trying to restrain. "Um... What exactly is going on with that?"

[rokure]

2ollux make2 the table leg break free from je22' griip and poke2 Alexandra and Je22 wiith the 2tiick repeatedly. Hehe.. 2ee2 Keterii watchiing. II 2aiid II wa2 me22iing wiith them!

[hopelessNecromantic]

White gets poked by the table leg. "Wha-- quit it!" she says, and uses her broomstick to deflect the broken piece of wood. It quickly turns into what appears to be a sword fight between her and the mysterious force moving the leg.

[Epic42]

Tesla lifts the fridge in an attempt to move it only for it fall on to the cruxtruder causing the lid to pop off. Out of it pops out two kernelsprites. (Since there's two players that reside in the Vix, Tes household might as well have double the kernelsprite to save time...and space.)

"Okay, what the hell are these?"

[rokure]

Oh, the human thiink2 2he can challenge me. Parriie2 her blow2 wiith ea2e, and 2top2 two look at the kernel2priite2. Fiigure2 II wouldn't get the hou2e wiith two kernel2priite2.

[frustratedEclectic]

AHHH!! OMG MYSTERY SERVER DUDE STOP IT!!


Hehehe That's Funny X3

(Does the female Sollux have a name of her own or is she just Sollux?)

[frustratedEclectic]

Ohgoshohgoshohgosh! I hope Vix is doing alright! I haven't been able to check on her and things are starting to get crazy!

Runs back to her computer to ensure Vix's safety.
Leaving the odd swordfight behind her.

Sorry! I've got someone to check up on! Alexandra! You could just uh, I don't know, come upstairs to talk to me when you're finished fighting with a flying table leg!

-pesters server player-

Listen up! This is important! You need! To get! YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!! oh gosh oh gosh Don't be mad please! I just wanna win this game SOOOO BAD!

[rokure]

(Ye2, ju2t 2ollux) Look2 at Keterii wiith a mii2cheviiou2 gliint iin her eye2. Hey, Ket, you 2hould be the human boy'2 2erver player. Look2 at trolliian and re2pond2. TA:Ok, ok, don't get your horn2 iin a twii2t. Drop2 table leg on Alex'2 head and begiin2 lookiing for thiing2 to prototype the kernel 2priite wiith.

[hopelessNecromantic]

White suddenly has the table leg dropped on her head.

Ow! Could somebody PLEASE tell me what's going on? Is this house haunted by a poltergeist or something?

[hopelessNecromantic]

EDIT: Sorry, laggy computer did a double-post. Ignore this.

[rokure]

Troll2 Whiite. TA:Pfft, no iit'2 me. Heey.. You don't thiink II could u2e you two prototype the kernel? Drop2 heavy part of table onto cruxtruder and release2 the kernel2priite.

[hopelessNecromantic]

White finds herself being trolled, and retrieves her Manatop (It's amazing what magic powered technology can do!) from her spellbook sylladex. She opens up Wizardchat, a server her technomage friend made to troll people using other IM systems.

twinArmageddons began trolling sepulchralSorcerer
TA:Pfft, no iit'2 me. Heey.. You don't thiink II could u2e you two prototype the kernel?
SS: Prototype the kernel? L*ke, a popcorn kernel? What do you mean?
SS: I'm sorry, but I am spat*ally and temporally d*splaced and I have no *dea what's go*ng on!
SS: Also, your text *s so br*ght I have to h*ghl*ght *t to read *t.

[Epic42]

Tesla watches as one of the Kernelsprites floats upstairs as the other gray one sticks by him.

"Okay, what are you?"
Tesla pulls out his laptop from his wallet to check if he has messages.

[frustratedEclectic]

fI: Hehe, Sorry, Sol. I Have Other Things To Do. But I'm Sure The First Player Can Close The Circle When The Boy Serves For You. Don't Forget To Get Him In On It Though. ;3 mrow

[QofD]

Vix looks up. She realizes that she spent way too long discussing recent events in her head. While she puzzled over the whereabouts of the ape and the rock, Jess had pestered her a few times, and now this weird green thing was floating around. She decides to poke it.

AAHHHHHH!

[Silvak]

Meanwhile jorgès is scratching his butt while ricky is continuasly trying to psychically get jorgès to get up and do something

[QofD]

What's going on? Why am I floating? Vix almost hugs her dog for comfort, but decides against it.

[rokure]

Waiit, the Te2la human ha2 two fiinii2h the ciircle?!? Responds to White. TA::Pfft, no iit'2 me. Heey.. You don't thiink II could u2e you two prototype the kernel?

SS: Prototype the kernel? L*ke, a popcorn kernel? What do you mean?
SS: I'm sorry, but I am spat*ally and temporally d*splaced and I have no *dea what's go*ng on!
SS: Also, your text *s so br*ght I have to h*ghl*ght *t to read *t.
TA:Go2h you sure can whiine. Twiice a2 much a2 kk, really.
trolls the jess human.
TA:Je22. IIf you could have somethiing guiide you iin your journey, what would you liike iit to be? And hurry cau2e you are gonna get hiit by a meteor.

[frustratedEclectic]

TA: Je22. IIf you could have somethiing guiide you iin your journey, what would you liike iit to be? And hurry cau2e you are gonna get hiit by a meteor.

fE: AUGH! OHCRAP! UH! UH! I WOULD WANT UH! A UHHHHH! MY CELEBI POKEMON DOLL! YES THAT'S IT!