> Kanaya: Convince yourself the Hephestus isn't far away, but is instead just really tiny. Lucid dreaming (and/or space powers) will make it real.
I hereby acknowledge that any of the preceeding words might possibly be nonsensical, insane, illogical, or just plain weird.
YES.
THE MORE SHE GETS THE STRANGER IT FEELS.
Pesterchum: carcinoGenet and turntechGeartroll, who tends to type in α strαηgely em☼ti☼ηαl wαy rather than A VIBRANT DISPLAY OF UNCARING WHICH SMOTHERS TRUE KIND INTENT. You also happen to have a mertroll named Sollux but he can't speak any language besides <merman> so you don't really give out his handle unless asked, unfortunately, he's your default account.
> Hephestus: Where is your Hammer, WHERE IS YOUR FORGE?! WHO HAS TAKEN HIM!?
> Kanaya: Realize that you now have a problem. Also realize that pushing the boy off the ledge wasn't the most admirable thing to do.
Maybe life is nothing more than a huge fan fiction. I mean, you're reading this as y'know the reader right? You're imagining my speech, my manners, how i word my everyday exchanges. But what if, that's exactly what it is. No this isn't a GOSHDARN INCEPTION JOKE. It's a legit question.
>Kanaya: Realize you can fly.
ANDREW why are Dave's shoes colored differently on pg. 6231 and pg. 6247?
Excuse you. Are you really talking about *KISSING*
We have to stay classy.
Gent of Lips?
Our Handles on PC are hexagonAdmirer/thegreatPretender (OOC) and aquaticDistress! Talk to us sometime!
hell why not huss of lips?
this is unfunny and i'm so not sorry
anyway
>Kanaya: Proceed to look at the monster in fascination- I mean, holy shit, motherfucking Hephaestus just came out of the sky. Even if he is really pissed off and you should probably get the hell outta there.
my favorite emote is 83 and all its variations
i also like to use (u vu) and its variations too
Doc Lips, to add in some variation to the tally?
>Time: Start to move again.
P.S. +1 reader or delurker or something
Last edited by WolfSelkey; 05-28-2012 at 04:52 PM.
Yessss I made it. Finally. I got a little worried you were updating faster than I can read for a while there. urf.
lP-New poster GET dooDEEdooDEDOOO.
cP> Gush
cP>Critique
Over the past three days I have read these six threads and found great enjoyment within them, from all of you. I wanna thank you all for that- this would not be the same without the madsomeness which surrounds it and the are it has inspired in others. I am bouncing in my ergonomic ultrachair for another updoote.
on that note; Dave> Try to go back to sleep. You need your dreaming time. Its some of the only fuckin me time you get round here, so many sassy bapsterds and their homo malarkies. Its enough to make a coolkid ironically pretend to tear up a little. You miss your friendships. You miss when that was enough.
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Last edited by chronicProcrastinator; 05-29-2012 at 09:52 AM. Reason: OH GOD I AM SO TIRED
Cos it was pretty clearly stated on the character select screen =P Kinda obvious. I do wonder why though.
Can anyone remember why Dave's disk broke in-cannon? Was it when his sword specibus became 1/2 sword kind or when he entered?
It was when he got his ass handed to him by his bro.
In other news: more fanart.
http://i.imgur.com/P6kKB.png
HHHHHnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggg my kindness glands. Thats real pretty Technomancer. I think Dave is probably going to get (read: we are probably going to make him get) a Bro ass-handover ceremony at some point then. It does not feel quite like Dave without the broken record =P plus its more excuses for Dress Bro to take centre stage. Maybe that's why Bro took the job at Prosperse, so he could continue training Dave for the eventual revolution.