Jake Be Quick

**Arson'sASport** · 05-09-2012, 05:34 PM

Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag

You'll have to do with caltrops.

Christ you people are going to force me to get married or something with all these ideas.

edit:
woosh be back food time

So, on eharmony, should I just put your avatar for the picture? And don't worry, I got age stumped down to 12 to 98.

**wrinklefudger** · 05-09-2012, 05:34 PM

Originally Posted by P_equals_NP

What's with you and being a flower girl? This is like the third or fourth time you've asked for this so far.

(Admittedly though being given the control over the bounty of knives seems like adequate motivation.)

it would be better if we just gave everyone standard positions for theoretical marriages. BE, you can be a flower girl. MW, MO, and Storm are bridesmaids. Do we make danni a flower girl, or the ring bearer... flower girl, there is no way we should let her get her hands on any sort of ring, magic or otherwise.

**phantasmalDexterity** · 05-09-2012, 05:35 PM

I just realized how applicable the Thread's name for this toilet thingie...strange...

weddings R odd too

I wonder if Jake had those funky fruit trees as well.

**P_equals_NP** · 05-09-2012, 05:36 PM

Originally Posted by RAK

normal dogs drink toilet water without getting sick. i assume first guardian near-invulnerability would protect bec even further.

No, it turns out toilet water is the kryptonite of an FG. That's why Doc Scratch DOESN'T HAVE A MOUTH. THE PERFECT PLAN.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

um okay I'm pretty sure I have to be involved in this wedding somehow

what else is there to do at weddings

You can be the DJ, or something at the reception, or the pilot, or the bodyguard, or the spy who attacks in the middle of the wedding, or a stuffy in-law or whoops I'm thinking too much about weddings again.

**Dmatix** · 05-09-2012, 05:37 PM

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

I would rather you don't touch me with your "English longbow"

I'm just going to be over here

Flirting with the bridesmaids

Trying to figure out if any of them are straight

Hey, if I'm going to be a priest, I'm going to do it Nick Cage style

There is no topic this picture isn't good for.

**Arson'sASport** · 05-09-2012, 05:37 PM

OH SHIT, MW, can I be in charge of the bachorette party?
e: stripper? YES, no?

**wrinklefudger** · 05-09-2012, 05:38 PM

Originally Posted by P_equals_NP

No, it turns out toilet water is the kryptonite of an FG. That's why Doc Scratch DOESN'T HAVE A MOUTH. THE PERFECT PLAN.

You can be the DJ, or something at the reception, or the pilot, or the bodyguard, or the spy who attacks in the middle of the wedding, or a stuffy in-law or whoops I'm thinking too much about weddings again.

I am the guy who sneaks in a bunch of greased up, caffeinated pigs labeled 1, 2 and 4, and releases them into the chapel. I laugh while people try to find 3, secretly painting a three on one of the pork chops that will be served at the reception.

**mysteriousOutsider** · 05-09-2012, 05:38 PM

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

You can be the guy who ruins everything.

It's not a real wedding until someone goes to the hospital.

well it's not a real wedding, so maybe we can avoid that.

**avolitionalArtisan** · 05-09-2012, 05:40 PM

I do hope I am invited.

Originally Posted by wrinklefudger

it would be better if we just gave everyone standard positions for theoretical marriages. BE, you can be a flower girl. MW, MO, and Storm are bridesmaids. Do we make danni a flower girl, or the ring bearer... flower girl, there is no way we should let her get her hands on any sort of ring, magic or otherwise.

I thought MW was one of the brides?

What kind of weapons do the bridesmaids carry?

**Cerelan** · 05-09-2012, 05:40 PM

I'm crashing the wedding party.

Out of the way, I've got a basket full of flowers, a car full of wedding presents and head full of I have no idea what is going on because I have been gone so long.

**ArmsAreLoud** · 05-09-2012, 05:42 PM

Originally Posted by avolitionalArtisan

I do hope I am invited.

We will not invite you so you can crash it. That is how it works. Wedding crashers are expected to bring Molotov cocktails.

I thought MW was one of the brides?

Indeed she is, I don't think wrinklefudger was there for when this conversation actually began.

What kind of weapons do the bridesmaids carry?

Pole-arms, IIRC.

**Dmatix** · 05-09-2012, 05:42 PM

Originally Posted by avolitionalArtisan

I do hope I am invited.

I thought MW was one of the brides?

What kind of weapons do the bridesmaids carry?

The bridesmaids will be arranged in phalanx formation, weapons and all. I already discussed this with the bride.

**P_equals_NP** · 05-09-2012, 05:42 PM

Originally Posted by avolitionalArtisan

I thought MW was one of the brides?

What kind of weapons do the bridesmaids carry?

It's a themed wedding. Laser themed.

Or whatever it was supposed to be. IM BRINGING LASERS ANYWAY.

**avolitionalArtisan** · 05-09-2012, 05:43 PM

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

We will not invite you so you can crash it. That is how it works. Wedding crashers are expected to bring Molotov cocktails.

But I'm not good at crashing! Well okay I am good at crashing into things but I don't think that applies to parties.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Pole-arms, IIRC.

And I love Polearms

):

Okay I will carry your silly alcohol in a bottle

**Arson'sASport** · 05-09-2012, 05:43 PM

Originally Posted by wrinklefudger

I am the guy who sneaks in a bunch of greased up, caffeinated pigs labeled 1, 2 and 4, and releases them into the chapel. I laugh while people try to find 3, secretly painting a three on one of the pork chops that will be served at the reception.

Been done before my friend.
e:FUCKK look it was just the theme song, anyway the episode was funny too. Maybe i should of linked that? not much of a difference but why not?

**RAK** · 05-09-2012, 05:45 PM

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

You can be the guy who ruins everything.

It's not a real wedding until someone goes to the hospital.

im that guy.

remember, RAK hates fun.

i'll prolly just barge in and start explaining patiently how you are all doing it wrong.

**mysteriousOutsider** · 05-09-2012, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by P_equals_NP

It's a themed wedding. Laser themed.

Or whatever it was supposed to be. IM BRINGING LASERS ANYWAY.

laser polearms

totally a real thing.

**ArmsAreLoud** · 05-09-2012, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by avolitionalArtisan

But I'm not good at crashing!

And I love Polearms

):

Okay I will carry your silly alcohol in a bottle

Sorry AA, we need to leave room for straight girls because flirting with the bridesmaids is like 99% of the fun of being the best man. *shrug*

**xqz** · 05-09-2012, 05:47 PM

Originally Posted by RAK

im that guy.

remember, RAK hates fun.

i'll prolly just barge in and start explaining patiently how you are all doing it wrong.

Barging into a wedding where nearly every participant is wielding at least one melee weapon does not seem like the best plan!
Especially if the second part of that plan is to tell everyone how wrong they are.

But maybe that's just me.

**P_equals_NP** · 05-09-2012, 05:47 PM

The answer is guns. Additionally armour covered in explosives so that if they shoot you it takes out everyone nearby as well.

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Sorry AA, we need to leave room for straight girls because flirting with the bridesmaids is like 99% of the fun of being the best man. *shrug*

OH YEAH MISTER SOCIALLY AWKWARD ARMS??????

IM HITTING YOU WHERE IT HURTS. IN YOUR EGO.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

laser polearms

totally a real thing.

Polearmsareloud.

*shot*

**Yaridovich23** · 05-09-2012, 05:48 PM

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

You can be the guy who ruins everything.

It's not a real wedding until someone goes to the hospital.

Ooh, ooh, can I be the Wedding Crasher?

**ArmsAreLoud** · 05-09-2012, 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by P_equals_NP

OH YEAH MISTER SOCIALLY AWKWARD ARMS??????

Everyone is less socially awkward with a bottle of booze

(That is the other 1% of the fun of being best man)

Polearmsareloud.

*shot*

And I did the shooting!

**avolitionalArtisan** · 05-09-2012, 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud

Sorry AA, we need to leave room for straight girls because flirting with the bridesmaids is like 99% of the fun of being the best man. *shrug*

Bluh. BLUH I SAY. How am I going to seduce all the pretty party guests without bridesmaid privileges and a polearm!

They will never go for a mere party crasher and they will all laugh at my stupid molotov thing.

**phantasmalDexterity** · 05-09-2012, 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by RAK

im that guy.

remember, RAK hates fun.

i'll prolly just barge in and start explaining patiently how you are all doing it wrong.

So you're the Prince of Fun?

Hey, Bard of Fun. Good or Bad title?

(Soon, I will be sleeping.)

**ArmsAreLoud** · 05-09-2012, 05:50 PM

Originally Posted by avolitionalArtisan

Bluh. BLUH I SAY. How am I going to seduce all the pretty party guests without bridesmaid privileges and a polearm!

You can do what I do and hide the polearm in your pants.

Or skirt, as the case may be.


HOMESTUCK HIATUS The origin of THE TRICKSTER MODE. LIES. old avatar stuff. best avatar ever: made by xqz. This is also cool: Firely by da Nimz thanks dude. The ultimate Broship By my cousin Adventures I read on the forum currently: The end is NEIGH Previous specularnaodms: 143, 413, 512, 612, 1000, 1413, 1717 Sigquotes: Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider Originally Posted by recalcitrantIre Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider Originally Posted by Andrew Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity Hey Andrew, did you know you aren't a professional webcomic artist? MY LIFE IS A LIE. DELETES WEBSITE. TOPPLES COMPUTER OVER ON TOP OF A BUNCH OF BABY DUCKS. MISSES THEM COMPLETELY. Hey Andrew did you know you're not a professional skateboarder? NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE Originally Posted by ImperatorMortis Everytime I look at your avatar I keep thinking its a portrait of a dude with long black hair, and a fancy mustache. Originally Posted by BlackholePA This might actually become true if he moves away from webcomics as a medium after Homestuck, as hinted in the answers on Tumblr. the medium of his next work will be KICKFLIPS AND SICK GRINDZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ mO do you want a new change of pants? hell yes MS PAINT RADVENTURES Originally Posted by Fish Originally Posted by TimelessGallifreyan Oh yeah, Nepeta needs a dead page She has two options. Originally Posted by kaoticAntagonist Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider Originally Posted by kaoticAntagonist Mindfang never had a dragon. Because I mean, you could probably engineer a mutiny on her ships and get mindfangs crew to turn her over for some reason. In fact Im sure she spent long nights in the dark of her room planning just such a scenario. But then, while she was taking her dragon for a stroll/small town eating she realized "I H4V3 4 FUCK1NG DR4GON". Im sure we all would have come to the same conclusion. my god You're a fucking genius. People with dragons don't need plans. They have dragons. How she passed her legislacerator exams. She gave deep, in-depth answers. Then scribbled "1 H4V3 4 DR4GON" over all of it. Originally Posted by P_equals_NP French Rulers are eh pretty cool. The best? Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag Originally Posted by Qmark Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag Qmark what HS songs and/or characters do you particularly like? I need to know for reasons. Oh uhhhh Tavros is pretty cool, in a loser-ish sort of way. And John. And DD is my favorite carapace/exile. Snowman is a pretty cool character as well, I guess. For some reason I find myself listening to Umbral Ultimatum more than most of the other songs, with Let's All Rock the Heist being a close second. Does this help? Yes absolutely. Thank you. This will become relevant in the future. Far enough into the future where you will probably forgot I even asked this. Originally Posted by Blaperile Super Precious Educated Cult Urine (Lacks A Round Noodle And Omnipotent Daughter) Masterpiece. Originally Posted by Fish EXCLUSIVE PREVIEW IN SPOILER BELOW: specularnaodm, n. (from P_equals_NP's fateful typoing of “speculate,” “random,” and some other words) – 1. A post made upon achieving a momentous postcount 2. A project prepared for such a post, often designed to elicit admiration or recognition Originally Posted by xqz Originally Posted by Dastardly bananas TT: Jake, I am your universe. TT: ribbit GT: Noooooooo! Dirk is ecstatic about being a universe Because it means Jake is inside him Originally Posted by Vanellope Von Schweetz What if the reason why the Condesce hates humans so much is because she suffered a tradgey when she was young where she was forced to watch her loved one Originally Posted by Cervos Here's how it works. Had they just let the scratch happen as normal, they would have ceased from existing and start their lives over in the scratched universe. So, I'll make a bit of an analogy. Let's say the kids are files in a folder, the folder being the universe. When you Scratch the universe, It can be seen as, like, reverting the folder to a previous version. So anything that was on there before and any changes are lost. There are 2 days to avoid this. 1) Kill yourself (ie: Throw in the recycle bin). By doing this, you still exist in the afterlife, and when the folder is re-written, the files still exist in the recycle bin. 2) Escape. Transfer the files to another folder (ie: universe) simply, and when the folder is re-written, the transferred files will be safe.	Homestuck Liveblogger List Also on GoogleDocs (by Big1Buddy)	Facepalm Compendium by Stormspirit	Manimpulation trhead	avatar by orangenelly


HOMESTUCK HIATUS The origin of THE TRICKSTER MODE. LIES. old avatar stuff. best avatar ever: made by xqz. This is also cool: Firely by da Nimz thanks dude. The ultimate Broship By my cousin Adventures I read on the forum currently: The end is NEIGH Previous specularnaodms: 143, 413, 512, 612, 1000, 1413, 1717 Sigquotes: Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider Originally Posted by recalcitrantIre Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider Originally Posted by Andrew Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity Hey Andrew, did you know you aren't a professional webcomic artist? MY LIFE IS A LIE. DELETES WEBSITE. TOPPLES COMPUTER OVER ON TOP OF A BUNCH OF BABY DUCKS. MISSES THEM COMPLETELY. Hey Andrew did you know you're not a professional skateboarder? NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE Originally Posted by ImperatorMortis Everytime I look at your avatar I keep thinking its a portrait of a dude with long black hair, and a fancy mustache. Originally Posted by BlackholePA This might actually become true if he moves away from webcomics as a medium after Homestuck, as hinted in the answers on Tumblr. the medium of his next work will be KICKFLIPS AND SICK GRINDZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ mO do you want a new change of pants? hell yes MS PAINT RADVENTURES Originally Posted by Fish Originally Posted by TimelessGallifreyan Oh yeah, Nepeta needs a dead page She has two options. Originally Posted by kaoticAntagonist Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider Originally Posted by kaoticAntagonist Mindfang never had a dragon. Because I mean, you could probably engineer a mutiny on her ships and get mindfangs crew to turn her over for some reason. In fact Im sure she spent long nights in the dark of her room planning just such a scenario. But then, while she was taking her dragon for a stroll/small town eating she realized "I H4V3 4 FUCK1NG DR4GON". Im sure we all would have come to the same conclusion. my god You're a fucking genius. People with dragons don't need plans. They have dragons. How she passed her legislacerator exams. She gave deep, in-depth answers. Then scribbled "1 H4V3 4 DR4GON" over all of it. Originally Posted by P_equals_NP French Rulers are eh pretty cool. The best? Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag Originally Posted by Qmark Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag Qmark what HS songs and/or characters do you particularly like? I need to know for reasons. Oh uhhhh Tavros is pretty cool, in a loser-ish sort of way. And John. And DD is my favorite carapace/exile. Snowman is a pretty cool character as well, I guess. For some reason I find myself listening to Umbral Ultimatum more than most of the other songs, with Let's All Rock the Heist being a close second. Does this help? Yes absolutely. Thank you. This will become relevant in the future. Far enough into the future where you will probably forgot I even asked this. Originally Posted by Blaperile Super Precious Educated Cult Urine (Lacks A Round Noodle And Omnipotent Daughter) Masterpiece. Originally Posted by Fish EXCLUSIVE PREVIEW IN SPOILER BELOW: specularnaodm, n. (from P_equals_NP's fateful typoing of “speculate,” “random,” and some other words) – 1. A post made upon achieving a momentous postcount 2. A project prepared for such a post, often designed to elicit admiration or recognition Originally Posted by xqz Originally Posted by Dastardly bananas TT: Jake, I am your universe. TT: ribbit GT: Noooooooo! Dirk is ecstatic about being a universe Because it means Jake is inside him Originally Posted by Vanellope Von Schweetz What if the reason why the Condesce hates humans so much is because she suffered a tradgey when she was young where she was forced to watch her loved one Originally Posted by Cervos Here's how it works. Had they just let the scratch happen as normal, they would have ceased from existing and start their lives over in the scratched universe. So, I'll make a bit of an analogy. Let's say the kids are files in a folder, the folder being the universe. When you Scratch the universe, It can be seen as, like, reverting the folder to a previous version. So anything that was on there before and any changes are lost. There are 2 days to avoid this. 1) Kill yourself (ie: Throw in the recycle bin). By doing this, you still exist in the afterlife, and when the folder is re-written, the files still exist in the recycle bin. 2) Escape. Transfer the files to another folder (ie: universe) simply, and when the folder is re-written, the transferred files will be safe.	Homestuck Liveblogger List Also on GoogleDocs (by Big1Buddy)	Facepalm Compendium by Stormspirit	Manimpulation trhead	avatar by orangenelly

Thread: Jake Be Quick

Thread Tools

Search Thread

Re: Jake Be Quick

Re: Jake Be Quick

Re: Jake Be Quick

Re: Jake Be Quick

Re: Jake Be Quick

Re: Jake Be Quick

Re: Jake Be Quick

Re: Jake Be Quick

Re: Jake Be Quick

Re: Jake Be Quick

Re: Jake Be Quick

Re: Jake Be Quick

Re: Jake Be Quick

Re: Jake Be Quick

Re: Jake Be Quick

Re: Jake Be Quick

Re: Jake Be Quick

Re: Jake Be Quick

Re: Jake Be Quick

Re: Jake Be Quick

Re: Jake Be Quick

Re: Jake Be Quick

Re: Jake Be Quick

Re: Jake Be Quick

Re: Jake Be Quick

Posting Permissions