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    Quote Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag View Post
    You'll have to do with caltrops.

    Christ you people are going to force me to get married or something with all these ideas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by P_equals_NP View Post
    What's with you and being a flower girl? This is like the third or fourth time you've asked for this so far.

    (Admittedly though being given the control over the bounty of knives seems like adequate motivation.)
    it would be better if we just gave everyone standard positions for theoretical marriages. BE, you can be a flower girl. MW, MO, and Storm are bridesmaids. Do we make danni a flower girl, or the ring bearer... flower girl, there is no way we should let her get her hands on any sort of ring, magic or otherwise.

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    Re: Jake Be Quick

    I just realized how applicable the Thread's name for this toilet thingie...strange...

    weddings R odd too

    I wonder if Jake had those funky fruit trees as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RAK View Post
    normal dogs drink toilet water without getting sick. i assume first guardian near-invulnerability would protect bec even further.
    No, it turns out toilet water is the kryptonite of an FG. That's why Doc Scratch DOESN'T HAVE A MOUTH. THE PERFECT PLAN.

    Quote Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider View Post
    um okay I'm pretty sure I have to be involved in this wedding somehow

    what else is there to do at weddings
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    Quote Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud View Post
    I would rather you don't touch me with your "English longbow"

    I'm just going to be over here

    Flirting with the bridesmaids

    Trying to figure out if any of them are straight
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    OH SHIT, MW, can I be in charge of the bachorette party?
    e: stripper? YES, no?
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    Re: Jake Be Quick

    Quote Originally Posted by P_equals_NP View Post
    No, it turns out toilet water is the kryptonite of an FG. That's why Doc Scratch DOESN'T HAVE A MOUTH. THE PERFECT PLAN.



    You can be the DJ, or something at the reception, or the pilot, or the bodyguard, or the spy who attacks in the middle of the wedding, or a stuffy in-law or whoops I'm thinking too much about weddings again.
    I am the guy who sneaks in a bunch of greased up, caffeinated pigs labeled 1, 2 and 4, and releases them into the chapel. I laugh while people try to find 3, secretly painting a three on one of the pork chops that will be served at the reception.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud View Post
    You can be the guy who ruins everything.

    It's not a real wedding until someone goes to the hospital.
    well it's not a real wedding, so maybe we can avoid that.

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    I do hope I am invited.

    Quote Originally Posted by wrinklefudger View Post
    it would be better if we just gave everyone standard positions for theoretical marriages. BE, you can be a flower girl. MW, MO, and Storm are bridesmaids. Do we make danni a flower girl, or the ring bearer... flower girl, there is no way we should let her get her hands on any sort of ring, magic or otherwise.
    I thought MW was one of the brides?

    What kind of weapons do the bridesmaids carry?

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    Re: Jake Be Quick

    I'm crashing the wedding party.

    Out of the way, I've got a basket full of flowers, a car full of wedding presents and head full of I have no idea what is going on because I have been gone so long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by avolitionalArtisan View Post
    I do hope I am invited.
    We will not invite you so you can crash it. That is how it works. Wedding crashers are expected to bring Molotov cocktails.

    I thought MW was one of the brides?
    Indeed she is, I don't think wrinklefudger was there for when this conversation actually began.

    What kind of weapons do the bridesmaids carry?
    Pole-arms, IIRC.

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    Quote Originally Posted by avolitionalArtisan View Post
    I do hope I am invited.



    I thought MW was one of the brides?

    What kind of weapons do the bridesmaids carry?
    The bridesmaids will be arranged in phalanx formation, weapons and all. I already discussed this with the bride.
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    Quote Originally Posted by avolitionalArtisan View Post
    I thought MW was one of the brides?

    What kind of weapons do the bridesmaids carry?
    It's a themed wedding. Laser themed.

    Or whatever it was supposed to be. IM BRINGING LASERS ANYWAY.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud View Post
    We will not invite you so you can crash it. That is how it works. Wedding crashers are expected to bring Molotov cocktails.
    But I'm not good at crashing! Well okay I am good at crashing into things but I don't think that applies to parties.

    Quote Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud View Post
    Pole-arms, IIRC.
    And I love Polearms

    ):

    Okay I will carry your silly alcohol in a bottle

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    Quote Originally Posted by wrinklefudger View Post
    I am the guy who sneaks in a bunch of greased up, caffeinated pigs labeled 1, 2 and 4, and releases them into the chapel. I laugh while people try to find 3, secretly painting a three on one of the pork chops that will be served at the reception.

    Been done before my friend.
    e:FUCKK look it was just the theme song, anyway the episode was funny too. Maybe i should of linked that? not much of a difference but why not?
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    haha i was 12

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    Re: Jake Be Quick

    Quote Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud View Post
    You can be the guy who ruins everything.

    It's not a real wedding until someone goes to the hospital.
    im that guy.

    remember, RAK hates fun.

    i'll prolly just barge in and start explaining patiently how you are all doing it wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by P_equals_NP View Post
    It's a themed wedding. Laser themed.

    Or whatever it was supposed to be. IM BRINGING LASERS ANYWAY.
    laser polearms

    totally a real thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by avolitionalArtisan View Post
    But I'm not good at crashing!



    And I love Polearms

    ):

    Okay I will carry your silly alcohol in a bottle
    Sorry AA, we need to leave room for straight girls because flirting with the bridesmaids is like 99% of the fun of being the best man. *shrug*

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    Quote Originally Posted by RAK View Post
    im that guy.

    remember, RAK hates fun.

    i'll prolly just barge in and start explaining patiently how you are all doing it wrong.
    Barging into a wedding where nearly every participant is wielding at least one melee weapon does not seem like the best plan!
    Especially if the second part of that plan is to tell everyone how wrong they are.

    But maybe that's just me.
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    The answer is guns. Additionally armour covered in explosives so that if they shoot you it takes out everyone nearby as well.

    Quote Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud View Post
    Sorry AA, we need to leave room for straight girls because flirting with the bridesmaids is like 99% of the fun of being the best man. *shrug*
    OH YEAH MISTER SOCIALLY AWKWARD ARMS??????

    IM HITTING YOU WHERE IT HURTS. IN YOUR EGO.

    Quote Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider View Post
    laser polearms

    totally a real thing.
    Polearmsareloud.

    *shot*
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    Re: Jake Be Quick

    Quote Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud View Post
    You can be the guy who ruins everything.

    It's not a real wedding until someone goes to the hospital.
    Ooh, ooh, can I be the Wedding Crasher?
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    Quote Originally Posted by P_equals_NP View Post
    OH YEAH MISTER SOCIALLY AWKWARD ARMS??????
    Everyone is less socially awkward with a bottle of booze

    (That is the other 1% of the fun of being best man)

    Polearmsareloud.

    *shot*
    And I did the shooting!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArmsAreLoud View Post
    Sorry AA, we need to leave room for straight girls because flirting with the bridesmaids is like 99% of the fun of being the best man. *shrug*
    Bluh. BLUH I SAY. How am I going to seduce all the pretty party guests without bridesmaid privileges and a polearm!

    They will never go for a mere party crasher and they will all laugh at my stupid molotov thing.

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    Re: Jake Be Quick

    Quote Originally Posted by RAK View Post
    im that guy.

    remember, RAK hates fun.

    i'll prolly just barge in and start explaining patiently how you are all doing it wrong.
    So you're the Prince of Fun?

    Hey, Bard of Fun. Good or Bad title?

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    Quote Originally Posted by avolitionalArtisan View Post
    Bluh. BLUH I SAY. How am I going to seduce all the pretty party guests without bridesmaid privileges and a polearm!
    You can do what I do and hide the polearm in your pants.

    Or skirt, as the case may be.

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