Jake Be Quick

[P_equals_NP]

you are p=np?are we going to have to ignite some unhealthy incendiaries in desperate need of medical attention in this maternal figure?

also, it should be obvious what Emporer does. he rules.

Yes Bonaparte is just the best rapper, as well as the first Antichristus, the best chef, master bowler, and if he was in the future DEFINITELY EMPEROR OF THE UNIVERSE.

Oh my. Such 100d activities. I think I might need a towel.

This is the kind of lewdity I can get behind. These strippers taking off their layers of paint.

[phantasmalDexterity]

you are p=np?are we going to have to ignite some unhealthy incendiaries in desperate need of medical attention in this maternal figure?

also, it should be obvious what Emporer does. he rules.

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So Napealeon is my mather? that's what you're sayin'? Hey, wait... Are you filling my FREUD quadrant???????

I have nothing against rappers. But when you're a rapper it doesn't matter if you're also an Emperor.

[RAK]

Silly MW, toasters toast toast, not bread

here's da problem... too many toasters!

you know what they say, all toasters toast toast!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQGA6eZmZyg

only using that one because its been so long since ive seen a good poop of that. mebbey ing did one, i should ask him.

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So Napealeon is my mather? that's what you're sayin'? Hey, wait... Are you filling my FREUD quadrant???????

I have nothing against rappers. But when you're a rapper it doesn't matter if you're also an Emperor.

no silly, i was saying "are we going to start some sick fires in this mother?" in a vaguely tavros kind of way.

i dont know about you, but i have no quadrants. everything is just fuel, fuel for my hunger for power

oh yea.... COMIC discussion... i keep forgetting.

my prediction is another few panels of jake/arenea then jump to a different b2 kid. hopefully the next to enter. the worlds are some of my favorite elements of homestuck. i like to dream about what it would be like to have my very own planet full of adventure and quests tailored to me.

[Cerelan]

here's da problem... too many toasters!

you know what they say, all toasters toast toast!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQGA6eZmZyg

only using that one because its been so long since ive seen a good poop of that. mebbey ing did one, i should ask him.

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The toasters...

and the toast...

What did I just watch?

Oh new wedding present:
Knife holder, that is a toaster. Timer goes off, ding- you get a knife

[Yaridovich23]

What did I just watch?

Art. Glorious, beautiful art.

[phantasmalDexterity]

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here's da problem... too many toasters!

you know what they say, all toasters toast toast!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQGA6eZmZyg

only using that one because its been so long since ive seen a good poop of that. mebbey ing did one, i should ask him.


no silly, i was saying "are we going to start some sick fires in this mother?" in a vaguely tavros kind of way.

i dont know about you, but i have no quadrants. everything is just fuel, fuel for my hunger for power

oh yea.... COMIC discussion... i keep forgetting.

my prediction is another few panels of jake/arenea then jump to a different b2 kid. hopefully the next to enter. the worlds are some of my favorite elements of homestuck. i like to dream about what it would be like to have my very own planet full of adventure and quests tailored to me.

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Silly, we aaaaaaaaall have quadrants!

I guess we will sthick around a little bit. A transition looks illogical now.

[P_equals_NP]

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The toasters...

and the toast...

What did I just watch?

Blaugh I can't hear the beginning of that noise at the end without immediately thinking Big Beat Mario anymore.

[PrincessOfSwords]

Okay so I saw the comic this morning, but couldn't comment because I had to get to work. So now I look through the thread to try and figure out what has been said.

...I don't think I realize how fast this thread moves until I've been gone for hours after an update. Wow.

But gosh, Jake, you are so...what are words? I snorted at some point while reading this. I forget where.

I'd like to see the real and actual Dirk soon. Or if not that, then Roxy.

[UnanimateUndead]

This is a bit late and probably said before, guys, and I'm sorry about that. Does everybody remember about Jasper being killed by Colonel Sassacre's, solving the mystifying mystery of how he died and came back to Rose as a corpse? Well, I was re-reading from the beginning and...
http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001932

"[Colonel Sassacre's Daunting Text of Magical Frivolity and Practical Japery] could kill a cat if you dropped it."

Now I don't know if Hussie knew he was going to have Roxy be the dropper but I'm pretty sure that this means he knew from the beginning how Jasper was going to die. And what about Godcat, who's "parent" must be Jasper? Does this mean that the MEOW code was going to be used for Jasper in the first place, instead of Becquerel?

[Daniel990]

Okay so Homestuck time.
Where are we going next?
Dual-drone-battle with Roxy and Dirk?
An entry?
Still continuing with Jake (Ugh no)?
Sollux and Aradia?

Kanaya riding a shark.

[Freack]

Okay so I saw the comic this morning, but couldn't comment because I had to get to work. So now I look through the thread to try and figure out what has been said.

So long as you realize that Dirk was sabotaging Jake with sexy-Arrena thoughts, you got everything.

Also aliens do not understand boners. That is about it.

[Cerelan]

This is a bit late and probably said before, guys, and I'm sorry about that. Does everybody remember about Jasper being killed by Colonel Sassacre's, solving the mystifying mystery of how he died and came back to Rose as a corpse? Well, I was re-reading from the beginning and...
http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001932

"[Colonel Sassacre's Daunting Text of Magical Frivolity and Practical Japery] could kill a cat if you dropped it."

Now I don't know if Hussie knew he was going to have Roxy be the dropper but I'm pretty sure that this means he knew from the beginning how Jasper was going to die. And what about Godcat, who's "parent" must be Jasper? Does this mean that the MEOW code was going to be used for Jasper in the first place, instead of Becquerel?

Hello new person!

I think it has been said somewhere that Hussie planned a lot in advance.

If I may make a suggestion? If you have questions about the comic that are more than a few updates in passing, you may want to ask the simple questions thread. Not that we don't love you, but questions like that might get lost in the hullabaloo around here.

[wrinklefudger]

here's da problem... too many toasters!

you know what they say, all toasters toast toast!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQGA6eZmZyg

only using that one because its been so long since ive seen a good poop of that. mebbey ing did one, i should ask him.

what sort of saying is "all toasters toast toast?" That sounds like just some of the random babbling I hear people say in my dreams. Maybe the writers were really high... OR MAYBE, they were derse dreamers and were recording the words of the horror terrors.

[P_equals_NP]

I think it's an educational game of some sort, and the aesop was don't put things in toasters that aren't supposed to be there. THEY ONLY TOAST TOAST IDIOT.

[wrinklefudger]

So long as you realize that Dirk was sabotaging Jake with sexy-Arrena thoughts, you got everything.

Also aliens do not understand boners. That is about it.

they probably don't use that word, but I'm sure they have an equivalent, like when the seed flaps unfurl, pinching off the urethra and exposing the slurry artery.

[MythicalWashrag]

Kanaya riding a shark.

This would be the best random update ever.

Oh new wedding present:
Knife holder, that is a toaster. Timer goes off, ding- you get a knife

This is the best present, oh my lord.

[UnanimateUndead]

"All toasters toast toast" THEREFORE you don't need that many toasters at once. The inflection in his voice doesn't make it clear enough what he means

[Freack]

I think it's an educational game of some sort, and the aesop was don't put things in toasters that aren't supposed to be there. THEY ONLY TOAST TOAST IDIOT.

t is a very stupidly written bit from Hotel Mario, a notoriously bad game, which is unfortunate because it is also one of the only games to heavily feature Luigi, whom I loved. (Is that the right use of whom? I think so. I am sure someone will tell me.)

Damn, I loved Luigi. He deserves so much better than he gets. Stupid MArio.

Right Homestuck. I Hope that Jake can keep the boner magic under control long enough for us to get some quality class descriptions.

[P_equals_NP]

To determine correct "whom" usage, replace it with him or her in the situation. "whom I loved" and "I loved him". So whom is correct.

Weeee.

[PrincessOfSwords]

So long as you realize that Dirk was sabotaging Jake with sexy-Arrena thoughts, you got everything.

Also aliens do not understand boners. That is about it.

Well that's a lot of pages for not very much, then. But then lots of pages of random crap is pretty much the usual.

I guess I'll just consider myself briefed on the matter.

[Cerelan]

Whatever happens in the Jake and Arenea conversation, I hope Dirk cuts in a bit more.

I was like, yea- cool conversation going on in here. That's fine.

Then Dirk showed up and I was all- Hell yeah, now this is funny.

[mysteriousOutsider]

I don't know. But yes you need a damn good role.
Hmm.
Okay you're the bride.

huh. that's a pretty good role.

THIS SHOULD BE INTERESTING

[kaoticAntagonist]

huh. that's a pretty good role.

THIS SHOULD BE INTERESTING

The blushing bride seems to be ready.

I shall be the bridesmaid.

What the fuck are we talking about?

[Wade Wilson]

Wait MWis getting married? Or is this about her future hypothetical wedding.

[ArmsAreLoud]

MW's wedding.

I am the best man. MW's best man, to be exact. Not MO's because he's the bride and doesn't get a best man.