Jake Be Quick

[FowlJ]

I don't think she'd mind all that much. She's probably visited millions of dreambubbles. I think she's seen a ton of stuff.

Yes. She is obviously used to it happening when she enters dreambubbles.

[ArmsAreLoud]

Also, Arms, did you see my text block on the other page? I got an avatar change so you might have missed it.

I saw it, it was a good wall, I can pray while sitting next to that wall

[recalcitrantIre]

Actually it was mostly that I imagine the origins of the word to be a bit discomforting.

Well as kL pointed out, apparently its from baseball?

everything is to do with sporps in the States, apparently

I don't think she'd mind all that much. She's probably visited millions of dreambubbles. I think she's seen a ton of stuff.

The whole sort of 'if you stare long into the abyss, the abyss stares back' type thing? except the abyss is full of dicks

gotta thank the SCP for that last post, where else am I going to find a blank black square character for censoring

[RAK]

Can't be, the mods got rid of the serious business forum

@RAK: Which I find odd because she was married to Sassacre for a period of time.

old time southern american marraige. those involved have separate rooms. they almost never sleep in the same bed.

for condy it was all about business. hell, she could really have been holding the legendary funnyman "hostage".

or, by some strange mirical of that human emotion called friendship.... condy actually somehow developed flushed feelings for sassacre.

perhaps her hard heart has a soft spot for the prankster's gambit?

[shadowedAngel]

Can't be, the mods got rid of the serious business forum

@RAK: Which I find odd because she was married to Sassacre for a period of time.

Then we're good.
But what if the mods actually ARE from the Serious Business forum?

Anyways, I'm still wondering why Terezi isn't with Aranea right now.
I bet she must outside laughing at how awkward Jake is while licking her eyes.

Has anyone even ever wondered if Terezi licks her eyes since they're red and all?

[killerlamb]

whoever said something about fanart, I braved the Jake English tag on tumblr for you and found this (along with piles of yaoi)




e. about the boner etymology, I don't think it's directly from sports, just related to sports maybe? like it's supposed to be suggesting that it was a play on the baseball term blunder, but that seems like a stretch to me.

I'm pretty sure it's mostly just because bones are hard and part of your body, and so are boners. there you go. really not very complicated. seriously guys, I don't even have this organ and it was obvious to me

[wrinklefudger]

It's not a matter of mods needing to censor anything, because it's still all mainly PG-13. The problem being that it is RIGHT ON THAT LINE. Where any more graphic detail would be probably just a tad too explicit.

It's also pretty fucking disturbing because there doesn't seem to be anything inherently wrong with what's being said. Just that the subject matter and the detail are highly disconcerting and frankly half of wF posts I just ogle as opposed to read.

why is it so bad to discuss xenobiology. Can't we all just be adults about this? If I wanted to be explicit, I would post the 15 page essay I wrote on superman that single-handedly resulted in me failing University Writing 1020.

[ArmsAreLoud]

old time southern american marraige. those involved have separate rooms. they almost never sleep in the same bed.

for condy it was all about business. hell, she could really have been holding the legendary funnyman "hostage".

or, by some strange mirical of that human emotion called friendship.... condy actually somehow developed flushed feelings for sassacre.

perhaps her hard heart has a soft spot for the prankster's gambit?

I like to think that the Condesce was flushed for Sassacre because the idea is hilarious

Also traditional southern weddings generally involve a rockin' of the house that night.

[RAK]

Then we're good.
But what if the mods actually ARE from the Serious Business forum?

Anyways, I'm still wondering why Terezi isn't with Aranea right now.
I bet she must outside laughing at how awkward Jake is while licking her eyes.

Has anyone even ever wondered if Terezi licks her eyes since they're red and all?

we were talkjing about it last night.

it led to a discussion about what mirrors taste like.

[BlackholePA]

Hello, just dropping in.

Really nice update; I didn't think we'd be seeing more of Jake's antics in the dream bubble for a while, and it's nice to be proven wrong in this case - especially as I was most curious to know what would happen next. Brain Dirk is hilarious as usual, and Aranea certainly seems to be willing to give exposition. Should be fun to see what happens next.

[ashdenej]

I like to think that the Condesce was flushed for Sassacre because the idea is hilarious

Also traditional southern weddings generally involve a rockin' of the house that night.

Yes, this is a headcanon of mine, too. Sassacre can charm any woman, be she alien or not.

Incidentally, I am reserving the right to alter the winky avatars slightly! Each and every one of them.

Wonder if we'll get Terezi busting in sooner or later, or if this takes place a couple of years after/before?

[recalcitrantIre]

whoever said something about fanart, I braved the Jake English tag on tumblr for you and found this (along with piles of yaoi)

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what the fuck is wrong with his leg
unless its his dick that has suddenly sprouted a joint and a foot
although I highly doubt that that is the situation

why is it so bad to discuss xenobiology. Can't we all just be adults about this? If I wanted to be explicit, I would post the 15 page essay I wrote on superman that single-handedly resulted in me failing University Writing 1020.

Since you mentioned Superman, I'm wondering if its in the 'Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex' frame

I like to think that the Condesce was flushed for Sassacre because the idea is hilarious
Also traditional southern weddings generally involve a rockin' of the house that night.

what if that was how the Condesce found out about human reproduction
and she basically went NOPE and decided to bantrident it out

[bloodyEmissary]

Yes, this is a headcanon of mine, too. Sassacre can charm any woman, be she alien or not.

Incidentally, I am reserving the right to alter the winky avatars slightly! Each and every one of them.

Wonder if we'll get Terezi busting in sooner or later, or if this takes place a couple of years after/before?

Is my avatar non-generic enough?
Non-generic? Ungeneric?
Alien words.

[RAK]

Wonder if we'll get Terezi busting in sooner or later, or if this takes place a couple of years after/before?

good call, i hadent thought of weird time shit in reference to jake's dream yet.

personally, i dont think terezi will be joining jake. it's one thing to have a1 trolls interact with b2 kids. having a2 trolls and b1 kids interacting with b2 kids in ways more invasive than [s]Sleepwalk is kind of rushing things.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

why is it so bad to discuss xenobiology. Can't we all just be adults about this? If I wanted to be explicit, I would post the 15 page essay I wrote on superman that single-handedly resulted in me failing University Writing 1020.

I'm sorry, I've been prejudicially skewed away from anything you post as soon I see a block from you that starts off with anything "explicit". I read that post, but my bias of being disturbed by its context stood, and while there is nothing wrong with what you wrote, if you took a step back, and examined it from an objective standpoint, shit starts seeming way creepy. You've posted somethings that have caused some of us to take a step back with a 'YOOOOOOOOOOOO'. And while it's alright in some settings, your... lack of a drawn line between 'just okay' and 'too far' on these matters, how casually you start going on about this specific Kind of xenobiology, that makes reading some of what you write very disconcerting. And if you wrote something so explicit that it caused you to fail a writing course, than that's a hint that there is a line that's been crossed.

[killerlamb]

what the fuck is wrong with his leg
unless its his dick that has suddenly sprouted a joint and a foot
although I highly doubt that that is the situation

I don't think the artist was much concerned with accurate anatomy, to be honest

[Freack]

I like to think that Sassy and Condy really like each other because a) alien naked fun times must happen at some point, it may as well be then. And b) it adds extra angst to the character of Condy, and I have a lot riding on her being one of the best villan ever.

Also, Arms is right, it would be kind of funny. Also, where did Jane come form? Condy obviously let her appear to be about to take over the empire and...

Wait. People are already starting to realize who Condy really is in Jane's time. And Dave went all awesome Baddass in just a few years.

Dave tried to kill Jane.

Is my avatar flashing rainbows? I am pretty sure I did not do that.

[ArmsAreLoud]

Ahhhh everyone's posts look the same

Ahhhh

[aPawnAscending]

Wonder if we'll get Terezi busting in sooner or later, or if this takes place a couple of years after/before?

Time pretty means shit when it comes to dream bubbles. Who knows the fuck when she's from or how long she's actually been drifting in there.

[AdurnaFricai]

I like to think that Sassy and Condy really like each other because a) alien naked fun times must happen at some point, it may as well be then. And b) it adds extra angst to the character of Condy, and I have a lot riding on her being one of the best villan ever.

Also, Arms is right, it would be kind of funny. Also, where did Jane come form? Condy obviously let her appear to be about to take over the empire and...

Wait. People are already starting to realize who Condy really is in Jane's time. And Dave went all awesome Baddass in just a few years.

Dave tried to kill Jane.

Is my avatar flashing rainbows? I am pretty sure I did not do that.

Uh.
DaveJane
Quick, tumblr it.

[bloodyEmissary]

Ahhhh everyone's posts look the same

Ahhhh

My posts will always be recognizable, Arms!
A purple avatar and an in every post, guaranteed.

[Hytheter]

Wonder if we'll get Terezi busting in sooner or later, or if this takes place a couple of years after/before?

Isn't that tree from Terezi's (memory) house?

[recalcitrantIre]

I don't think the artist was much concerned with accurate anatomy, to be honest

well they got mostly everything else looking normal

meh why am I giving a shit about tumblr people

Is my avatar flashing rainbows? I am pretty sure I did not do that.

MOD ABUSE
MOD ABUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE

yeah no its probably ash just doing stuff
more variation is actually better

Ahhhh everyone's posts look the same
Ahhhh

I've been opposed to it from the start because its stupid and dumb and trite

also the Reaper will smash my face into the wall if I do

[Candor]

I'm sorry, I've been prejudicially skewed away from anything you post as soon I see a block from you that starts off with anything "explicit". I read that post, but my bias of being disturbed by its context stood, and while there is nothing wrong with what you wrote, if you took a step back, and examined it from an objective standpoint, shit starts seeming way creepy. You've posted somethings that have caused some of us to take a step back with a 'YOOOOOOOOOOOO'. And while it's alright in some settings, your... lack of a drawn line between 'just okay' and 'too far' on these matters, how casually you start going on about this specific Kind of xenobiology, that makes reading some of what you write very disconcerting. And if you wrote something so explicit that it caused you to fail a writing course, than that's a hint that there is a line that's been crossed.

Yeah. I'm mostly in agreement. If I scroll down and see a post by one, wrinklefudger, I subconsciously go "brace for impact, WTF incoming."

[shadowedAngel]

Isn't that tree from Terezi's (memory) house?

Yes. Yes indeed.
I believe it is the only mode of transportation between dream bubbles.