Jake Be Quick

[phantasmalDexterity]

oh yea. i forgot about space powers.

what about the asteroid, though?

surely the horrorterrors will not tolerate "litter" in the furthest ring.

Why do you think they are dying? :wonky:

hrm. also, i think only two of the planets have functioning toilets. girls have a habit of uprooting them, and a toilet not connected to plumbing tends to get full, fast.

I'm 99% sure that that was a foreshadowing of the Fuck This Shit Up plan.

[NotPete]

They sendificate it to some other place/time, complete with unfortunate circumstances for those who happen to be there/then.

[Arson'sASport]

Can't they just appearify in the astoroid? They have something for it, right?
OR maybe because the god tier clothes clean themselves, everyone just does it on their clothes while the shit just dissapears!
The troll's asses have never been sparklier.

e: Just reread my post. I think I win for grossness.
I didn't mean while they had it on. I feel like i should add that. Before i remove this.

[Morhek]

I wake up, and you're all talking about load gapers.

I am no longer surprised.

Clearly we need a seamless transition to the subject of buckets, so I will provide one.

I had this weird-ass dream that Tavros and Karkat were going through a KFC drive-thru, when the subject of chicken buckets came up. Imagine my confusion. We are a species that hoards dismembered cluckbeast in cardboard pails. We are truly a sick and degenerate civilisation.

[mysteriousOutsider]

oh my god you're right

they're going to rip the toilet right out of paradox space's bathroom.

[MythicalWashrag]

oh my god you're right

they're going to rip the toilet right out of paradox space's bathroom.

So this is how Lord English is going to die?

Dear lord. It all makes sense.

[RAK]

okay, gross. And yes, I appreciate the irony there.

I am sure the ship has bathrooms

what makes you so sure? are carapacians shown to actually require biological functions to survive?

Why do you think they are dying? :wonky:



I'm 99% sure that that was a forshadowing of the Fuck This Shit Up plan.

or it could just be that girls have this weird obcession with uprooting toilets ;D

I wake up, and you're all talking about load gapers.

I am no longer surprised.

Clearly we need a seamless transition to the subject of buckets, so I will provide one.

I had this weird-ass dream that Tavros and Karkat were going through a KFC drive-thru, when the subject of chicken buckets came up. Imagine my confusion. We are a species that hoards dismembered cluckbeast in cardboard pails. We are truly a sick and degenerate civilisation.

sorry, blame me. and while the story is hilarious, you need no excuse to transition to buckets while i am around.

[Yaridovich23]

At this point, Jake's entire dreamhouse will be taken over by that tree. Yes, that's all I have to say about this update.

[xqz]

The toilets wouldn't really go anywhere though
there's not really a larger plumbing network
unless they decided to build one but I don't know if SBURB would even let you do that

Neither do the power lines or internet cables and yet those still function, so why not magical plumbing?

Also, to RAK
Dave's Apartment is probably the only one without a toilet. John lives in an average house so there's likely at least one half-bathroom on the ground floor. Also Rose's house is huge, I would guess it contains at least 3.


Yes I put way too much thought into this don't judge me

[P_equals_NP]

And so the chat thread solved Homestuck... again. Tune in tomorrow for another exciting episode of MYSTERY SOLVERS PARTYHOUSE AFFAIR.

[RAK]

Neither do the power lines or internet cables and yet those still function, so why not magical plumbing?

Also, to RAK
Dave's Apartment is probably the only one without a toilet. John lives in an average house so there's likely at least one half-bathroom on the ground floor. Also Rose's house is huge, I would guess it contains at least 3.


Yes I put way too much thought into this don't judge me

dave has a toilet. http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002245

from the wiki -

Toilet displacement: In Homestuck, newly connected Sburb players who are still getting used to the interface seem to have a serious habit of ruining the client player's bathroom, in almost every case. The toilet (if we choose to use that hoity-toity, blueblooded term) is usually first to go, followed later by the bed and occasionally the bathtub. It's also a note to say that only females seem to do this and have some sort of toilet moving fetish. Rose, Jade, Terezi, Aradia, and even Kanaya have all done this.

[mysteriousOutsider]

So this is how Lord English is going to die?

Dear lord. It all makes sense.

Er. Yes.

Because... because he is paradox space's bathroom.

I don't know what that means but it sounds completely true.

Yes I put way too much thought into this don't judge me

you forget that we are expert judgers.
therefore I am judging myself for not putting as much thought into it.

And so the chat thread solved Homestuck... again. Tune in tomorrow for another exciting episode of MYSTERY SOLVERS PARTYHOUSE AFFAIR.

I think next time we should solve Jailbreak.
or world hunger.
But probably Jailbreak.

[MythicalWashrag]

Er. Yes.

Because... because he is paradox space's bathroom.

I don't know what that means but it sounds completely true.

Yeah I wasn't sure what I was going for with that.
Perhaps Lord English is the toilet. They will tear him from space and he will die?
Or they'll tear out Paradox Space's toilet and bonk him with it. Dump that load gaper over his head.
Or... or shenanigans.
Yes.

[phantasmalDexterity]

dave has a toilet. http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002245

from the wiki -

I think exquis meant that he is the only one whose house doesn't have a plumbing. Because it's a lonely flat in a pool of lava.
Or at least that's how I misinterpreted it.

Hey, Jake doesn't have a toilet, right?

So the kids were building so much... to build the world biggest toilet to lure LE there? So that's why building was so important!
It makes more sense now!! :fancymspa:

[xqz]

dave has a toilet. http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002245

from the wiki -

Well yeah I was only counting intact toilets

Next I'll look at various images of their houses and calculate how many floors there are. I will then use those numbers to divine the total number of working toilets. (I will not actually do this as, surprisingly enough, I have far better things to do)

[Arson'sASport]

Yeah I wasn't sure what I was going for with that.
Perhaps Lord English is the toilet. They will tear him from space and he will die?
Or they'll tear out Paradox Space's toilet and bonk him with it. Dump that load gaper over his head.
Or... or shenanigans.
Yes.

Why would you want to tear it out? Where would all the crap go?

[P_equals_NP]

Why would you want to tear it out? Where would all the crap go?

It would come out of Utah.

Just like everything ever captchalogued ever.

[BlackholePA]

I feel like I should have been posting, but I've been distracted drawing Terezi fan-art for the past hour. I would join in now... but the conversation looks a bit too weird at the moment (Sees phrase "Perhaps Lord English is the toilet." Seems like a legit IDE.) Besides, I have to go to bed now. Hopefully there'll be an update waiting for me tomorrow which I can discuss. C'yall.

[recalcitrantIre]

Well yeah I was only counting intact toilets
Next I'll look at various images of their houses and calculate how many floors there are. I will then use those numbers to divine the total number of working toilets. (I will not actually do this as, surprisingly enough, I have far better things to do)

but the number is of course (somehow) 413

an average of 103.25 toilets per house

if you ignore that 3 thats 2 arc numbers right there

clearly there are shenanigans of the highest order operating in these premises

[knottedOdyssey]

Yeah I wasn't sure what I was going for with that.
Perhaps Lord English is the toilet. They will tear him from space and he will die?
Or they'll tear out Paradox Space's toilet and bonk him with it. Dump that load gaper over his head.
Or... or shenanigans.
Yes.

This has absolutely nothing to do with the (abeit interesting) subject of toilets, but
MW I was just putzing around Soundcloud again and I remembered how great Flare Star and Flaretris are and I wanted to tell you.
Yup.

[MythicalWashrag]

This has absolutely nothing to do with the (abeit interesting) subject of toilets, but
MW I was just putzing around Soundcloud again and I remembered how great Flare Star and Flaretris are and I wanted to tell you.
Yup.

Hey.
Thank you very much!
Once I get unstuck with my 2 current projects there will be new t00nz
And they won't be chiptunes? gasp

[wrinklefudger]

this discussion just made me realize something. Look at this page. Jade is known to have a great deal of scientific knowledge. Assuming she has some basic knowledge of microbiology, she would never clean anything with toilet water, that is, unless she did not know what a toilet was. That may seem ridiculous, but remember, her grandfather died when she was a toddler, and for most of her life, she was raised by a dog... You are now aware that Jade isn't toilet trained, she is house trained.

[mysteriousOutsider]

Hey.
Thank you very much!
Once I get unstuck with my 2 current projects there will be new t00nz
And they won't be chiptunes? gasp

Am I allowed to be excited for this? I need to know.

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I will be excited anyway

[MythicalWashrag]

Am I allowed to be excited for this? I need to know.

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I will be excited anyway

Considering I don't absolutely hate them and I usually am negative towards my own work, this is a promising thing.
It has harps!
Don't expect them soon though. Drums are giving me no small amount of trouble.

[recalcitrantIre]

Hey. Thank you very much!
Once I get unstuck with my 2 current projects there will be new t00nz
And they won't be chiptunes? gasp

Eardrums: Fondly regard vibration (shut up this is the only word I could think of to fit the -ation theme )
but yeah, good luck with the project then!