SVENTURE Act 2: Where it goes to hell in reverse

[Naristar]

Onward to the Library!!

[Nar]

Onward to the Library!!

YEAH!!! BOOKS!!!

>Find that these books... (Either)
>>Help you in no way whatsoever
>>Are compilations of erotic fanfiction

[Killer-Squirtle]

Team: Find the library

...Easier said that done. This place is huge!

This will be quite the endeavor finding the library. We'd better split up.
Well hang on there champ
Theres more to see than just some dusty libarray
There could be arms dealers here or a dojo or soemthign
Good point~
There could be a place to buy a map of the area, and we could sure use it~
Well, that'd be great, but I sincerely doubt it if any of the places around here took Loonies as actual curreny. Keep an eye out for currency exchange just in case.

[Nar]

>Where's Mewtwo? Surely he can help!

[Killer-Squirtle]

>Where's Mewtwo? Surely he can help!

Mew2prite is back at the hotel with Gary

[llamamiah]

>Gary: Use the camera to check for a navigational supplies shop!

[Killer-Squirtle]

Matt: Find Armourments

Ah what a quaint little shop of death and destruction. You don't have much money on you from your old world, but you may get some useful info out of this seasoned old carapacian fellow.

Evening sir how are you today
It was going pretty good 'til you rowdy heroes showed up! Just a few minutes ago, some kids come in here with no god damn Aureite and feel up my shit!
Well yo usee we come from a world where we dont use Aureite as money
We use coins and paper with an old ladys face on it
So it may just be currency that got lost in translation
Nah, it wasn't that they got their grubby mitts on my weapons. It's the fact that a coupla kids dressed up kinda like you tried to steal my shit! Little bastards!
Did they get away with anythign
Nah, I'm an old vet m'self. I managed to scare those buggers off. Y'see that sword over there? That's the Turquoislicer. That's what they tried to steal, n that's the weapon I used to cut em!
Well I must compliment your bravado for taking care of those brutes
[so much for stealing it myself
I wish this was like Oceans 11]
Unfortunately I am in the same boat as them since I got not a Aureite to my anme
Y'know what, you're a good kid. And since you guys are here to save us from the monsters, I guess I have a part to play.
You'll give me the sword?! *_*
Balls no! I'll tell ya how to get some good, honest Aureite. And when you got some, I'll sell ya the beaute at a discount.
Oh... Ok.
See, there's a dungeon at the base of Cobalt mountain, that's the mountain we're on now. It's where all those annoying bugger imps are spouting out from. There're bastards in there that're gonna scare the shit outta you.
Oh so this is a dungeon crwaler
Yeah you'll be crawling through that damn place sooner or later. But there're treasure in them caves. And some monsters that burst into money insteada grist. Just look for monsters with a sparkling appearance.
Oh cool
Chuu-Chuu all aboadr the monye train! $_$
Heheheh, you certainly got your priorities straight.
I like you kid, what's yer name?
Matt Alberts
Heheh, m'name's Coltran. Anytime you need a hand, I'm your carapacian!
Thanks for the tips
Ill be sure to shop here again
IT AIN'T SHOPPING WHEN YOU DON'T BUY ANYTHING! AHAhahah!

[Recyth]

> Coltran: "..ahahaha...get out of my shop."

> Be the productive one

[Killer-Squirtle]

Be the productive one

Looks like the productive one is busy doing something productive. You'll have to choose someone else.

KS: Begin in highly self-indulging self-indulgence

Why are you eating your tablet?

That is to say, I have no idea why I'm eating my tablet. I must be really hyper to do something so random.
...This tablet tastes like doom and plastic. I'm gonna stop before I bring some sort of Cthlulu curse onto the world through the internet.

[PriffyViole]

> KS: Remember aliens that kidnapped you and forced you to do that

[Killer-Squirtle]

KS: Remember aliens that kidnapped you and forced you to do that

What aliens? Oh, those aliens. Yeah, I took care of em. Can we get back to the story? This room full of NOT-TROLL corpses is starting to freak me out. Plus too, I think dudes from area 52 are outside, and I have a history with em... Yeah, don't ask. Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta get into the sewers.

[Nar]

52 like....

THE NUMBER OF CARDS IN A DECK!?!??!!?

>KS: Deal with the Midnight Crew

[Killer-Squirtle]

KS: Deal with the Midnight Crew

Actually, that's not physically possible. As according to this totally-not-Taurus-Shiznit equasion on the board behind me, Junoir Neotidist can never become Spades Slick due to the fact that he resides in Universe B1. And Junior Neotidist cannot even be considered Jack Noir the archagent just yet--He's too young! I'm mean, sure, he'll eventually become a universe-serial killer, but for now he's just interested in making friends. I would have prefered using different coloured chalk to show the universal difference, but someone stole everything but the white chalk =/

Wassat? How can this guy become the Sovereign Slayer when they're of different sessions? Because shut up. Shut up is my answer.

Ok, now seriously, GET ME OUTTA HERE! If I see another command starting with "KS:", I'mma start scything people!

[ultraluigi]

KS: Start scything people

[Killer-Squirtle]

KS: Start scything people

If you insist. The command prompt is a bitch. Now, we have work to do don't we?

[ultraluigi]

*dead*
Productive one- stop being productive.

[Killer-Squirtle]

Productive One: Stop being productive

Looks like he's taking a break from being productive long enough to be named.

Enter Name:

[Recyth]

Jonas Wyatt

[Wacom Guy]

Ray Andrews

[Killer-Squirtle]

>Enter name

He looks pleased by the fact that we didn't try giving him a bullshit name first.

Your name is Ray, and you are the ORNERY member of the group.

You have very LITTLE PATIENCE when things don't go your way or when things get OUT OF CONTROL. While you have no interest in leading people, mostly because you have HORRIBLE PEOPLE SKILLS outside your group of friends, and because you hate having that kind of responsibility on your head. You are merely an ENFORCER. You have very ROUGH AND TUMBLE attitude and enjoy a CASUAL strife with your friends. Most people would see you as being CRUDE and ANGRY, and you admittedly are. You would never say it out loud, but you are glad to have the Game Changers as your friends. Particularly Isaac because he annoys the crap out of you and is your BEST FRIEND. You love ANIME and MACABRE FILMS, but not to the extent of either Isaac or Matt. Your favourite games are CARD-BASED, FIGHTING, AND J-RPGS. You operate as a BETA-TESTER and GAME CRITIQUE for the Game Changers, and are quite famous online for the videos Matt recorded of your very vocal RAGE QUITS.

WUT NAO?
>___

[Recyth]

>What are you doing out here by yourself that makes you the productive one?

[Killer-Squirtle]

Ray: Explain why you are the productive one and why you are alone

You're the productive one cuz you get shit done. You hate slackers unless you're the one who's slacking. And you're not alone; Laia and Aira came along and you guys ditched Isaac back at the hotel. Where'd Aira get to-oh there she is.

[Wacom Guy]

Holy shit, a cat humanoid thing! Kill it for grist!

[Killer-Squirtle]

Ray: Kill cat monster!

Cat monster? Nah, that's just Aira. According to the game she's a Imposterfauna: like some weird shapeshifter thing. She's estatic about being part cat now, even though she could probably turn into something stronger.

[Recyth]

>Aira: "What's got you 2 so miserable?"