Selfstuck

[Jetroid]

Since the first panel, of course!

[snuffysam]

Since the first panel, of course!

Oh.
Shut up.

[Recyth]

Suggestion Box: OPEN

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Another Rob appears with a flagrant disregard for gravity, and common sense.

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Rob?: Sup.
Rob: Sup.
Rob: So who are you supposed to be again?
Rob?: Your subconcious. The one that gets shit done when you're too busy thinking about-
Rob: I'm just going to stop you right there. I get the point.
Rob's Subconscious: Alrighty. Anyway, you're out for the count. You'll be up again in less than half a minute out there.
Rob: And how long are we stuck like this in here?
Rob's Subconscious: Fuck if i know. I'm your subconscious, not a magic 8 ball.
Rob: Point taken.
Rob: Get down from there would you, i don't want to have to crane my neck to talk to you.

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He vanishes and reappears next to you in the same instant. This is much more mannerly and sophisticated.

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Rob: Much better.
Rob's Subconscious: Yep.
Rob: So how come i'm unconscious?
Rob: Last thing i remember i was being a total badass then i ended up here.

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Rob's Subconscious: Yeah that was badass.
Rob: I know, right?
Rob: I mean just look at us.
Rob: People would take one look at that and fall over themselves in worship.
Rob's Subconscious: We'd be swimming in tribute offerings and marriage proposals.
Rob's Subconscious: It'd be like, if King Midas could turn everyone around him into groupies by just walking into a room.
Rob: So Midas, every Lead Singer ever and Hugh Heffner
Rob: We're basically an amalgamation of them.
Rob: Not sure if that's something i want come to think of it.
Rob's Subconscious: Doesn't really matter.
Rob's Subconscious: That does however.

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Rob: Well fuck. What happened to the door?
Rob's Subconscious: After that near breach we had to step up security.
Rob: Shit. How bad is it?
Rob's Subconscious: Really bad. We won't be able to keep the nightmares out if they break through. The most we can do is open an imaginary dimensional rift to keep them occupied. But that would mean letting them in.
Rob: Bollocks. Wish i knew why every eldritch horror in existence is trying to get in here.
Rob's Subconscious: Didn't we just go over the fact that we're the most desirable and awesome guy ever.
Rob: Oh yeah.

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Resuming updates now.

RM

[snuffysam]

> Nightmares: Break through.
> Subconscious: Beat nightmares into submission.

[Naristar]

Embrace the madness of the nightmares

[Jetroid]

>Rob's Subconscious: Take off Jacket so the reader can tell the two of you apart.

[Recyth]

Experimenting with layer and texture manipulation using a tutorial. This is what popped out.

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[snuffysam]

Pretty swell.

[Recyth]

Suggestion Box: OPEN

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-> Representation of Rob's Subconscious: Differentiate yourself from Rob for reader's convenience




Rob's Subconscious dons a sweet hat!










































-> Inevitable: Happen






The gauntlet is thrown. A challenge accepted, marking the beginning of a contest of hat based 1-upmanship the likes of which has never before been seen, nor since, wherein both participants acquire more exponentially ridiculous and outlandish headgear.

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It was bound to happen sooner or later.

RM

[Jetroid]

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[ThunderJolt]

> Rob: Conjure up a tophat instead, it will be ten times better than that silly hat your subconscious is wearing!

[snuffysam]

Subconscious: Wear a crown. Be the king.

[Naristar]

One must have a feather in his cap!

[Lieutenant Fish]

>Why don't you just punch him?

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My 3,445th post is dedicated to forum user TheDude3445. He's a cool dude who teamed up with some friends to produce a complete rock opera for Trol Seasson, taking everyone by surprise.

[Recyth]

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Your opponent knows your every counter-move, and you, his. This isn't going in the favor of either one of you, and yet both of you at the same time, as it is not so much a one sided battle, as it is a double one sided battle.

[snuffysam]

> Subconscious: Accidentally put a banana on your head instead of a hat.

[Recyth]

Suggestion Box: CLOSED

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A vibration in your jeans pocket signals the end of the futile competition. You have wasted quite enough imaginary time on this nonsense. Which is to say, none at all, but the point remains that there was ultimately no point to what you were just doing and there are more important things to be getting on with.









































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Rob's Subconscious celebrates it's by-default victory and fades away, no longer needed.

-> Rob: Wake Up

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......

What banana?


RM

p.s No updates for a day or two because i have a lot of panels to draw.

[Recyth]

Suggestion Box: HALF-CLOSED ( Some Scripted Events May Be Influenced )

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-> Rob: Wake Up







You wake up slowly, not quite in full control of all your faculties yet. You're lying on the remains of your back garden's patio, and the back of your head feels very sore, presumably the cause of your lack of consciousness.




































-> Sit up








You move into a slightly more comfortable position, and brush the gravel off yourself. A cursory examination of your person suggests you are still alive and in one piece, but casting your searching gaze outwards yields naught but night sky and sun-bleached earth, it is also quite frigid out here, like the draft from an open ice cellar. Wherever you are, it is certainly not where you started. Behind you are the the shards of the mirror, and someone is messaging you on your iPod Touch. Lily, for it is most likely her checking on you, can wait for a moment, as you wish to give the mirror a closer look.

-> Examine Shards

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So tired. Got a pair of flashes to make on top of some more lengthy gifs. Same deal as before, got to spend a day or two drawing even more things.

Also, in other news, ART UPGRADE. Part of the delays is my changing the way i draw certain things and putting more effort into everything else like making blinking animations for the odd panel which i started doing in the Intermission and decided to carry through. Which basically translates to me spending 3 hours making sprite poses and faces for Rob. I am so not looking forward to having to do this for ALL the rest of the characters. If/When i get a tablet on the 30th i.e my birthday, this should go along much faster once i get the hang of using it. That's IF my parents listened to my request that is.

Mouse art isn't as difficult as you'd think, nor is the actual drawing itself i find. Mostly, again, it just means a LOT of time and liberal use of Ctrl-Z.

RM

[snuffysam]

> Cut self on shards.

[Recyth]

Suggestion Box: CLOSED

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-> Pick up Ornate Cruxite Hand Mirror





You pick up the loathsome mirror carefully by the handle. You're not in danger of cutting yourself that way. Because you are not retarded enough to pick it up by the sharp shardy end.













































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Oh, hey the Shrek head is still he-

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So much drawing to do you would not believe.

And to clarify Rob was unconscious for around 10 seconds, and i also realised the Alchemiter should be bigger & Rob slightly smaller so i'll go back and fix the previous update after i do the next update.

May or may not be able to do more tomorrow because it's my birthday. Might just take a day off.

RM

[snuffysam]

> Is still what? IS STILL WHAT?!?! TELL US YOU MORTAL FOOL!

[Lieutenant Fish]

>Chill out with Shrek. Do some Shrekreational activities.

[snuffysam]

> Engage in naval based tag with Shrek

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"All hands on Shrek!"

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I'm so sorry...

[Dalmationer]

>Don't be an ass, you have to learn to controll that ogre of yours.

[Xindaris]

>Shreksprite: Split.

What, did everyone forget that kernelsprites did that? That's still a thing as far as I know.