->Rob: Hit Self For Giving Past Self Useless Sylladex
What? Why would it be useless? Your Future Self said specifically "Without these we are Royally Screwed". The handwriting was pretty damn clear to you, and was PERFECTLY LEGIBLE with no room for error! Your SPACE-SAVVY tells you that you are in danger of having an item of extreme importance stolen from you in the future. Why, and what that item would be, you have no idea. It could easily be a doomsday device or a briefcase full of diamond. You just don't know!
->Install Sylladex Driver
As soon as you touch the Sylladex Driver, it vanishes, and a strange feeling permeates your head, followed by a distinctly iron-like taste in your mouth.
YOU CAN NOW USE THE FREE WILL FETCH MODUS.
It's equipped with 7 captchalogue cards to begin with, although more may be added to cap of 20 cards. As was mentioned previously, there are also 2 Unallocated Strife Decks which you will need to equip with a viable weapon in order to use. This allocation is PERMANENT, so choosing what weapons to use is not something to be undertaken lightly. Though again, it may be possible to acquire more Strife Decks, so long as you have the weapons to equip it with.
->Test New Tool By Captchaloguing Disks
-> Inspect envelopes
It's a copy of the SBURB BETA! With a client AND a server disk! You are so shocked that your reaction can only be displayed with an EXTREME CLOSE UP like out of Wayne's World, also starring Mike Meyers.
Once again you thank Lady Luck for her love and care. The beta vetting procedures are supposedly very stringent, but internet rumours suggest that to even attempt to break the encryption software and pirate it has PERMANENTLY DESTROYED ALL DATA ON THE DISK AND ATTACHED DEVICES, with no regard as to what measures are taken to prevent it. One disk alone would go for tens of thousands on buyerbazaar.com. Which you'd totally do if it wasn't for that note. You know yourself so well. Maybe you're supposed to play it?
But there's a problem. Your excitement fades as you realize you DON'T KNOW IF ANYONE AMONGST YOUR FRIENDS HAS IT, and trying to pirate it yourself is a terrible idea in and of itself.
Bollocks. Well, now what?