Xgrub Fanadventure

[Goldflower7]

((Hi! This is my first attempt at a fanadventure, so please excuse the crapness of it!

This is set in an alternate dimension from the original homestuck, therefore none of the original 12 trolls exist here.

...And. Yeah.

All characters bar two belong to me, one of the others belongs to my second cousin, and the last one belongs to my best friend.

Homestuck obviously belongs to Andrew Hussie. ))





> Pick one!

[Sheepist]

>Be the anon/grey blood

[Grug]

Number 6, please.

[boredInsanity]

>Be the Maroon Blood

[Sandvich King]

> Be the yellowblood

[Grug]

> Be the cute blueblood with the pigtails.

[GabrieldlTC]

> No. 1 NUMBER ONE!!

[Goldflower7]

((This sprite may be updated to something less crap looking at a later date. For now, this will have to do.))

Originally Posted by Sheepist

>Be the anon/grey blood

Originally Posted by GabrieldlTC

> No. 1 NUMBER ONE!!

You are now the ANON blood.

You already have a name, what kind of lusus wouldn't give you one, honestly, but you guess that you'd let someone have a bit of fun and attempt to guess it.

> Guess name

[Ford Johnes]

Xavier Weeabo

[Goldflower7]

Originally Posted by Ford Johnes

Xavier Weeabo

Er... Wow, that's really wrong and sort of offensive in a way you don't really understand.

Your name is in fact...





Your name is ELICIA VEDDAN. It is a relatively normal day that has been fairly uneventful so far. No one has annoyed you on Trollian, your lusus isn't being a complete failure, and you're in a pretty good mood.

In such a good mood, infact, that you are is perfectly willing to talk a little about your INTERESTS. You absolutely adore ELECTRONIC MUSIC, especially so if it is by a SYNTHESIZED VOICE. Your favourite would be TROLL MIKU, the one in the POSTER that you have put up in your RESPITEBLOCK. You also enjoy TINKERING WITH POTENTIALLY FATAL ELECTRONIC DEVICES, to the point that you have been electrocuted so many times that it just tingles now. Your love of tinkering means that most things in your room that are of a technological persuasion are either broken beyond comprehension, or working very very well. You also used to enjoy MODELLING, but you ran out of things to model and threw all your modelling equipment off of a nearby cliff in a fit of anger.

You relatively enjoy talking to some of your troll friends, most of which IGNORE YOU other than when they want to talk to you. You recently uninstalled and reinstalled an earlier patch of TROLLIAN, because the new layout was extremely annoying to navigate. Your trolltag is hiddenSecret and <x> You type in xuch a way that you often feel like you need to get out of the habit of, becauxe it xort of annoyx you. <x>

> What will you do now?

[reincarnatedTyranny]

>Elicia: Check your computer thingy.

[tippertot]

>Sopor slime cannonball!

[Grug]

> Do a few laps in your pool.

[Lieutenant Fish]

>Chew a hole in the floor! Do it!

[Goldflower7]

Originally Posted by tippertot

>Sopor slime cannonball!

No. No. NO! That is a terrible idea. You can still remember the last time you did something stupid around your recuperacoon. Note to self, sopor doesn't taste nice, and for some reason you can't remember the couple of hours after that.

Originally Posted by Grug

> Do a few laps in your pool.

What pool? You don't have a pool.

Originally Posted by reincarnatedTyranny

>Elicia: Check your computer thingy.

Wow. Did your desktop look this blurry and crap the last time you looked at it? You can never tell, after the vary amounts of quality your screen goes through, which was not anythingtodowithyoumessingwithwires.

Anyway, quite a few others are online!

> Who should you message, or should you do something completely different?

[Grug]

> Message suspiciousSwirly.

[boredInsanity]

> Troll puppetMaster

[GabrieldlTC]

> message pupetMaster.

[Goldflower7]

Originally Posted by boredInsanity

> Troll puppetMaster

Originally Posted by GabrieldlTC

> message pupetMaster.

You move your mouse to puppetMasters name, but the second before you click on it, he logs off. Dammit why does he always do that!

Originally Posted by Grug

> Message suspiciousSwirly.

> You decide to message suspiciouslySwirly instead. Time for a headache.

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hiddenSecret [HS] began trolling suspiciouslySwirly [SS]

HS: <x> Oh, err, hey, do you have a moment? <x>

SS: ofcoursei do silly!!! ifi@m online it me@nsi@m @v@il@ble~~~

HS: <x> Err... one xec, juxt working out what you actually juxt xaid. <x>

SS: hehehe

HS: <x> Oh, right, good to hear! Anyway, what I wax wondering ix if you could xend a copy of that game you found to me. <x>

SS: wh@tg@me???

HS: <x> ...Oh for godx xake! <x>

SS: hehehe just messing withyouel!!! @nyw@y i willdoit @s soon @sihave got everyone else@greeingto pl@y it!!!

HS: <x> ... <x>

HS: <x> Think you could drop the quirk and retype that? <x>

SS: '''hehehe just messing with you el!!! anyway i will do it as soon as i have got everyone else agreeing to play it!!!'''

HS: <x> That'x going to take agex. <x>

SS: wewillsee!!! @o@

HS: <x> I xuppoxe xo. Juxt get back to me when you plan on sending this damn thing. What'x it called anyway? <x>

SS: fromwh@ti can tell... sgrub!!!

HS: <x> Xgrub? That xoundx terrible, juxt xaying. <x>

SS: wewillm@ke our judgement @fter west@rtplaying!!!

HS: <x> Fine. Anyway, bug me later when everything'x xorted. <x>

SS: willdo!!! @u@

hiddenSecret [HS] ceased trolling suspiciouslySwirly [SS]

Oh god she is almost impossible to understand. The only one harder to understand is puppetMaster, the one that you stupidly wanted to message first, who imitates other trolls quirks, and combines them to make one sorry mess of symbols and things he calls words.

> What now?

[tippertot]

>Inspect wall.

[Goldflower7]

Originally Posted by tippertot

>Inspect wall.

This... is a doodle of your moirail and you after your latest 'comforting' session.

Which basically involved a lot of her moaning and hating everything and you not being able to get a word in edgeways.

You tried to smudge it out though, incase she comes round in some freak event and starts crying on your shoulder or something.

[Lieutenant Fish]

>Utilize complex algorithms and retroscopic photography to reconstruct the doodle as it once appeared.

[Grug]

> Be someone else or do something exciting.

[tippertot]

>Open chest

[Goldflower7]

Originally Posted by Lieutenant Fish

>Utilize complex algorithms and retroscopic photography to reconstruct the doodle as it once appeared.

There is no need to do that, and it will make the hard work you put into smudging it out irrelevant. Instead...





Your masterpiece is complete! It is like looking at the event actually unfolding, apart from you're both stick trolls... And you aren't bald... And you really don't look anything like that.

You'll leave the drawing to SS.

> And back to the present.

Originally Posted by tippertot

>Open chest

That's your toolbox, and if you open it, everything will come poring out like a leaky pa-...

...hose pipe. You were going to say hose pipe.

> Maybe you should do something productive.