Virtual Battlefield

[Murllyshevo]

MasterBlade throws the Cannon at Sarkozy missile, creating a rather small explosion that hits BenBen for 20 damage.

Ninjamaster defends itself with a forcefield capable of transforming damage in healing. It doesn't seem to be very efficient. He heals 10 HP.

Shailsnic catches Swampmist's magic on a filthy container.

It's now Virus turn.

[swampmist1142]

I'll jump up, grab the container, and qui mly mold it into a folding crane. Made of plastic, of course :3.

[BenBen]

I'll stand on the bottom of the block above me like I'm friggin' spider man and slash masterblade with my sword which has mysteriously dissapeared.

[Qeztotz]

I commence a bombing run on snailsnic, by which i mean drop out of the sky onto his head

[ninjamaster1991]

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that was efficient.

[Murllyshevo]

BenBen retrieve arms. He is a little too far away to slash MasterBlade so he attacks with Flames of Passion. MasterBlade takes 9 damage.

Qeztotz throw bombs at shailsnic. They are rather small bombs, so they only do 5 damage.

Swampmist creates an origami crane out of a bucket. It's permeated with storm energy.

It's now Antivirus turn.

[ninjamaster1991]

THat skull looks ominous.

SLEUTH ROLL to the left, past the yellow block, and bring out my RECORD PLAYER that I have had since the cradle.

[MasterBlade]

MasterBlade sees your flames of passion and ups it with a Pirate Scimitar of Self Empowerment.

Through your chest.

[Shailsnic]

>Procede to take out frying pan and hit the rest of the bombs towards swamp.

[Murllyshevo]

Ninjamaster do an off-screen roll and takes out something that ressembles a record player.

MasterBlade takes only 4 of BenBen's HP with a scimitar slash.

Shailsnic redirects some of Qeztotz bombs towards Swampmist with a frying pan/tennis paddle. He does not even flinch and takes only 3 damage.

It's now Virus turn.

[MasterBlade]

(Tough rolls. )

[ninjamaster1991]

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I'm assuming the green face is Virus? If so, then it seems to be in Antivirus's favor.

[BenBen]

DUAL WEILDING! Retrieve the power of self-respect, and begin epic sword fight.

[Qeztotz]

I fly down, grab Snailsnic's leg, and smash his face into the ledge below.
If brute force cannot solve a problem, youre not using enough.
I'm slightly scared by the jackpot roller. Its got a skull and a virus head. I can only think of one reason why that would be a good thing, and its not likely.

[BenBen]

I'm slightly scared by the jackpot roller. Its got a skull and a virus head. I can only think of one reason why that would be a good thing, and its not likely.

Obviously our skulls become thicker and harder to break.

[Qeztotz]

Obviously our skulls become thicker and harder to break.

obv, what else would it be
(please be harder to break skulls)

[swampmist1142]

I'll send my crane to fly right above Ninja's head, and drop a giant frozen waffle so cold that it burns anything it touches.

[ninjamaster1991]

OP? Hello?

[Murllyshevo]

Oh, sorry! I'm having internet issues.
I'll do an update... later...

[Murllyshevo]

BenBen apparently has weapon proficience in purple swords. He double-slashes MasterBlade, though simple sword slashes are getting weaker at this point. Each slash deals 3 damage.

Qeztotz throws Shailsnic on the ground. And holds him, for good measure. He deals 3 damage too.

Swampmist gives one final mission to his bucketcraft. It accepts with honor.

Everyone on Virus Team feels a little dead inside. It might be because of the roulette effect. All Virii lose 25 HP.

Say with me: CHANGE!



It's now Antivirus turn.

[Shailsnic]

>Don't struggle, just give him a mean look, instill fear into his heart, then proceed to kick him when he is in fear.

[Qeztotz]

I know no fear, look im wearing shades.
no fear
none whatsoever
Oh god dont look at me!

[ninjamaster1991]

Cast the spell MAGIC MISSILE from the SPELLBOOK I took out last turn at BenBen.
EDIT: If Benben gets deaded first, then it aims at the bucket-crane.

[MasterBlade]

Down to 8 HP? TIME FOR FINISHING MOVES!!!

I take my antivirus tie and wrap it around Benben's neck, then hang him with the force of Gravity as I fall!

[Murllyshevo]

All by themselves, Masterblade's Tie Choke and Ninjamaster's Magic Missile wouldn't be so impressive. Together, though, they are enough to finish off BenBen.
BenBen is DEAD.

Shailsnic uses Mean Look. Qeztotz takes 3 damage and is now Scared. He cannot attack Shailsnic until the end of the next turn and takes more damage from his assaults.

It's now Virus turn.