Purchase a badass gun. Forget the orange soda. It is for the weak.
Purchase a badass gun. Forget the orange soda. It is for the weak.
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Buy ALL the things!
>Isaac: Buy ALL of the things.
Unfortunately you cannot buy everything the convenience store has to offer, as you only have $20.00 on you. Maybe you should try saving your money, so you can buy as much stuff as possible.
> Isaac: Browse soda selection
You look through all of the soda. You prefer root beer yourself, but hey - anything to make your buddy mad.
>Isaac: Buy Orange soda
Who says revenge needs to be sweet? Personally you think it tastes rather tangy. (You have only $18.00 left.)
>Browse gun selection
Oh man, all of these guns are so expensive! You can only afford the pistol, and even then you won't be able to buy anything else... Maybe you should browse the shop some more before you make any hasty decisions?
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>Buy as much orange soda as you can. Shake and use as grenades.
> Look at all the prices.
You can't afford the gun anyways, since there are taxes.
CURSE YOU GOVERNMENT.
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Well, tax didn't seem to add into his total when he picked up the orange soda.
Maybe it's a state that doesn't have sales/food/etc tax, like (if memory serves) Delaware or New Hampshire.
Then again, the store's prices didn't end in .99's or .95's.
Maybe this store doesn't adhere to normal sales etiquette.
Or it could all be a big conspiracy.
> Buy a baseball bat, more soda, and some cards.
>Isaac: Browse knives
You decide to check out the knives, which are less expensive than the guns. While the guns have a longer range, the knives don't need any ammo, and they deal serious physical damage. The only down side is that they are really close range weapons.
>Isaac: Take a look at the bats.
For the heck of it you decide to browse the bats. They are certainly the cheapest weapon, but they seem to be rather slow and heavy.
>Isaac: Check out the sword girls cards.
You take a look at the sword girls decks, to see if you can beef up your own deck.
Here is a list the deck types and what they do. (Whatever Deck you give Isaac effects his battle style.)
Crux: Lots of cards that involve buffing Crux followers and manipulating Crux cards in Grave. It would essentially be a more supporting role
Academy: Mostly debuffs and interesting spells that require some foresight to use;
Darklore: Many cards that involve sacrificing one thing for another, as well as some cards that deal direct damage to the enemy character. Essentially you would deal heavy damage, however you would have low defense.
Vita: The faction with the most efficient followers and big, sweeping effects. (The Deck you currently have equipped.)
Maybe you could buy a new deck to replace your old one, or combine it with your current deck? Or you could keep your current deck and buy more soda or something.
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>Darklore. Be the creepy occult guy. You have voices in your head telling you to kill people, so it fits!
Get another soda (root beer), and a knife (pocket), and a bat (steel)
> Get a basic combat knife and more stupid orange soda for him. Be sure to save some money, though; don't spend it all.
Okay, just posting to tell everybody (Well everybody who actually reads this) that I won't be updating for the next few days because I will be out of state, and won't have access to a computer.
Also, as a side note, I MAY need a new artist, as my current has been very busy lately. It would be really appreciated if somebody could help out, or know somebody willing to draw for the adventure. If you are interested (Or know somebody who is) just PM me a sample work of art. Note that you won't be paid for the art (It will be a completely voluntary service), however it could be good practice. Until I get a new artist, updates will be slow.
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Buy a can of rootbeer, buy a Darklore deck to combine with your Vita deck, and get a steel bat. With the money you have left, buy some magazines.
Combination decks really don't work well in this game. Buy some more Vita cards, even though they SUCK.
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>Isaac: Buy Root Beer
You buy not only one, but TWO cans of root beer. Chances are your other friend with the Mauve Text is going to tag along, no matter what your Blue Texted friend says. Meaning Blue Text will get stuck with the crappy orange soda (which probably doesn't even really taste like oranges, at all), while you and Mauve Text will get to down some delicious root beer. You decide to refer to them as BT and MT to keep things simple. You might as well do this with any other friends that decide to text you, because referring to people by color is so much cooler than referring to them by name. Anybody who thinks otherwise is off of their rocker. You now have $14.00 left.
>Isaac: Buy a Darklore deck, and combine it with your Vita deck.
You decide to waste some money and buy another deck. Instead of doing the sensible thing and just replacing your shitty Vita deck, you decide to combine the two decks together. As far as the card game goes, the deck is completely useless. However, as far as real life fighting goes, the combined decks have some interesting results. Before you equipped your Darklore deck, your Vita deck dictated how both your physical attacks and and magical attacks worked. Now that you have two decks, however, the two styles have been split. Vita now only controls how your physical attacks work, while Darklore decides how your magical attacks work. Not that you really see the point, as magic isn't real. You really just wasted five bucks you could have spent on dirty magazines. You now have $9.00 left.
>Isaac: Buy basic combat knife
You purchase the basic combat knife and equip it. The only weapons you can use now are knives. Not that you mind- knives are the perfect weapons for somebody who uses Vita. Besides, you find it much more practical than carrying a bat around all day, and knives don't require ammo like guns do. However, you only have $1.00 left. Perhaps you should leave the store and do something productive for a change.
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> Leave the store and do something productive for a change.
>Donate that last dollar to charity. The Fighters Against Malevolent Corn.
>Make the last dollar the emergency dollar. You never know!
>Leave store and possibly do something productive.
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