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    Don't Die



    You are Grey. Your mission is to not die.

    Around you is a wheel of cheese, a spike, and a hat.

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    Re: Don't Die

    > Put hat on the spike, without touching the spike.

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    Re: Don't Die

    > stick cheese on the spike and swallow the cheese whole, Wear the hat and run around

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    Re: Don't Die

    Quote Originally Posted by fivexthethird View Post
    > Put hat on the spike, without touching the spike.


    You carefully apply the hat to the spike.



    The spike obviously springs to life.

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    Put the hat on the cheese and exit the room using the hatcheese as a shield.
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    Re: Don't Die

    Give the hat to the cheese. It is obviously a life giving hat.
    Check the stuff in the spoiler

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    Quote Originally Posted by BenBen View Post
    Give the hat to the cheese. It is obviously a life giving hat.






    Oh!

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    > use the spike as a weapon, Impale the cheese through its ooey gooey heart and enjoy your dead cheesy delight

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    Re: Don't Die

    > Eat the cheese monster!

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    Get the hat back. Put it on.
    Check the stuff in the spoiler

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silvak View Post
    > use the spike as a weapon, Impale the cheese through its ooey gooey heart and enjoy your dead cheesy delight




    That did jack
    shit!

    It looks like it's angrier now.

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    Re: Don't Die

    >Confess undying love for cheese, the spike was just a troubled display of emotions.
    This statement is a hyperbole.

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    Eat it.
    Check the stuff in the spoiler

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    Re: Don't Die

    Leap atop the cheese, rip off hat, put it on.
    Fuck Homestuck and fuck this forum. This fandom is garbage and the mods here are draconian douchebags.

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    Re: Don't Die

    Quote Originally Posted by McBatman View Post
    >Confess undying love for cheese, the spike was just a troubled display of emotions.




    It starts bleeding.
    What?

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    Re: Don't Die

    Take out the spike and use it to ram through the brown door

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silvak View Post
    Take out the spike and use it to ram through the brown door




    Nope! That thing is stuck in there tight.

    Also, it is bleeding more. This has become mildly disturbing.

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    Re: Don't Die

    Eat it regardless.

    Alternatively, steal the hat back.
    Check the stuff in the spoiler

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    Re: Don't Die

    This^

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    Attempt to serenade the cheese in hopes of winning its affections.
    (■_■¬)

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    Quote Originally Posted by BenBen View Post
    Alternatively, steal the hat back.






    Okay, that was weird.

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    Re: Don't Die

    Put the hat on.
    Check the stuff in the spoiler

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    Quote Originally Posted by BenBen View Post
    Put the hat on.




    It does jack shit. You guess it looks nice, though.

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    Re: Don't Die

    >Exit room

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    CancerTurtle7 BenBen's Avatar
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    Take the other stuff with you.

    Althernatively, put the hat on the door.
    Check the stuff in the spoiler

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