Don't Die

[electronicgoat]

You are Grey. Your mission is to not die.

Around you is a wheel of cheese, a spike, and a hat.

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[fivexthethird]

> Put hat on the spike, without touching the spike.

[Silvak]

> stick cheese on the spike and swallow the cheese whole, Wear the hat and run around

[electronicgoat]

> Put hat on the spike, without touching the spike.

You carefully apply the hat to the spike.



The spike obviously springs to life.

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[Tam Lin]

Put the hat on the cheese and exit the room using the hatcheese as a shield.

[BenBen]

Give the hat to the cheese. It is obviously a life giving hat.

[electronicgoat]

Give the hat to the cheese. It is obviously a life giving hat.

Oh!

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[Silvak]

> use the spike as a weapon, Impale the cheese through its ooey gooey heart and enjoy your dead cheesy delight

[Lisawags]

> Eat the cheese monster!

[BenBen]

Get the hat back. Put it on.

[electronicgoat]

> use the spike as a weapon, Impale the cheese through its ooey gooey heart and enjoy your dead cheesy delight

That did jack

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cheddar

shit!

It looks like it's angrier now.

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[McBatman]

>Confess undying love for cheese, the spike was just a troubled display of emotions.

[BenBen]

Eat it.

[alexthewhite]

Leap atop the cheese, rip off hat, put it on.

[electronicgoat]

>Confess undying love for cheese, the spike was just a troubled display of emotions.

It starts bleeding.
What?

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[Silvak]

Take out the spike and use it to ram through the brown door

[electronicgoat]

Take out the spike and use it to ram through the brown door

Nope! That thing is stuck in there tight.

Also, it is bleeding more. This has become mildly disturbing.

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[BenBen]

Eat it regardless.

Alternatively, steal the hat back.

[PersonPerson]

This^

[Proxyknight]

Attempt to serenade the cheese in hopes of winning its affections.

[electronicgoat]

Alternatively, steal the hat back.

Okay, that was weird.

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[BenBen]

Put the hat on.

[electronicgoat]

Put the hat on.

It does jack shit. You guess it looks nice, though.

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[Lisawags]

>Exit room

[BenBen]

Take the other stuff with you.

Althernatively, put the hat on the door.