The Misadventures of Arafia Megido

[Sandvich King]

> DUCKIE! Grab it before it disap-

[aPawnAscending]

You see a fowl beast out of the corner of your-

OH GODDAMMIT! Where the hell does this thing keep going!? You calm down a bit. Let's review the situation. You fell down a dig, you explored to the right, found a Sufferer Sickle Piece and are still stuck in this dig. This isn't DigStuck, so you know you have to get out of this damn thing eventually. Maybe you should explore more and find a way out. You really don't want to resort to calling for help. She really doesn't like it when you get stuck in her digs.

[epoxy]

> Use your shins to dig deeper. Get it? Throw a shindig!!! Hahahaaaa!!!!

[PersonPerson]

Climb up some invisible stairs.

[Panda-s1]

>levitate out of the dig using your psik sych psay telekenetic powers

[aPawnAscending]

Levitate out of the dig using your telekenetic powers.

What telekenetic powers? You know of a mustardblooded troll and his imaginary twin to have telekenetic powers, but you are neither of those and you do not have telekenetic powers. You hear dead people, like your twin. You really don't listen to them though because they never have anything nice to say. Why bother listening to them if it's all doom and gloom with them? Sour folk indeed. You run to the other side of the dig since this side is going nowhere fast.

[PersonPerson]

Gnaw on that rope.
Grab duct tape.
Wrap tape around yourself.

[Panda-s1]

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shit, I forgot telekinesis is something only dead Ar

>hurr durr inderptory duc...t tape

[aPawnAscending]

You inderptory the duck.

You are quite pleased with this turn of events.

[Quiskiver]

>With the elusive duck now safely in tow, climb that funny ascending device behind you

[PersonPerson]

this^

[OrangeAipom]

> Kill yourself and become a ghost.

> Float your way out.

[Recyth]

Ascend in the least derpiest way you can manage. You worked hard getting that duck and you're not going to let your clumsiness get in the way.

[aPawnAscending]

You begin your ascent using the rope.


OH FUCK IT'S THESE GUYS! The voices apparently seek an audience with you at the most inconvenient time.

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Woah those images are a bit bigger than they are supposed to be...
I'll fix them after dinner or something.
And by dinner I meant, like the next day.

That was my first sorta hero mode attempt ever and I had to do it at such a weird perspective. Pretty shitty I think, taking into consideration that this took a few hours to do.
Yeah I think I'll slow the second panel back up. It was better slower I think....

[Quiskiver]

>See what they have to say. Obviously they're not going to go away anytime soon

[Panda-s1]

>FREAK THE FUCK OUT (I almost did)

[Recyth]

Tell them to annoy your sister instead. You're busy not plummeting back down the pit.

[PersonPerson]

this one sounds good^

[phantasmalDexterity]

> Throw rock on them

[aPawnAscending]

DO NOT LOSE COMPOSURE!

The voices startle you and you lose grip of the rope as a result. Now you are flat on your ass back in the dig. Oh well...
The voices seem really excited tonight!

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-VOICESLOG-
Voices began roaring at Arafia

VOICES: ARADIA! WE HAVE MUCH TO DISCUSS!
VOICES: YES MUCH TO DISCUSS!
VOICES: THE NEXT NIGHT YOU WILL FIND A HAT
VOICES: ALSO SOME OTHER IMPORTANT ITEMS
VOICES: MAYBE EVEN RUI-
VOICES: DON'T TELL HER ABOUT THOSE YET!
VOICES: I'M SORRY
VOICES: OUR SINCEREST APOLOGIES ARADIA FOR THE CONFUSION WE BRING INTO OUR CONVERSATION
Arafia: i'm not Aradia.

You really hate it when they mix you two up.

[epoxy]

> Ask ghosts if they want to play Pokemans. You will easily win because you have the best Pokemans.

[Quiskiver]

>Ask ghosts if they can see into your future

[PersonPerson]

Try to kill the ghosts.

[aPawnAscending]

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-VOICESLOG-

VOICES began murmuring at Arafia

VOICES: OH DRATS!
VOICES: NOT AGAIN!
VOICES: HOW DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN!?
VOICES: OH NO....WHY DID WE HAVE TO START TALKING TO THE DERPY ONE
VOICES: SHE'S SoOoOoOoOoOo STUPID!
Arafia: hey!
VOICES: WELL I GUESS IT WAS INEVITBALE
VOICES: LISTEN HERE DERPTROLL, THERE'S SOMETHING IMPORTANT IN THIS PIT
VOICES: YOU HAVE HALF OF IT
Arafia: O_O
VOICES: GODDAMMIT I HATE IT WHEN THEY DO THAT
VOICES: WIPE THAT LoOoOoOoOoOoK OFF YOUR FACE
VOICES: WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE WEAPON YOU FIND DOWN HERE
Arafia: you mean the sickle?
VOICES: OBSERVANT OF THE OBVIOUS THIS ONE
VOICES: YES, WE PRETTY MUCH TOLD HER ALREADY!
Arafia: thanks i guess?
Arafia: what was all that about tomorrow night?
Arafia: do you guys see the future?
VOICES: YOU IGNORANT TROLL
VOICES: WE'VE BEEN WHISPERING TO YOU ABOUT YOUR FATES!
Arafia: you guys never do that
Arafia: all you ever do is make fun of me
Arafia: just because I have funny eyes! OnO
VOICES: IS THAT HOW YOU FEEL?
VOICES: ARE WE TOO TACTLESS FOR YOUR TASTES?
VOICES: YOU WANT TO KNOW YOUR FUTURE THAT BAD?
VOICES: IT WOULD APPEAR THAT YOU ARE EVEN MORE DoOoOoOoOoOoMED THAN YOUR...
VOICES: ....D00MED TWIN
Arafia: 0h...
Arafia: 0_0
VOICES: THAT'S MORE LIKE IT
VOICES: MAYBE WE CAN MAKE BETTER ACQUAINTANCES
VOICES: LETS MAKE A NEW BEGINNING
VOICES: HOW CAN WE BEFRIEND YOU YOUNG FAKEY FAKE MISSY TROLL?
Arafia: d0 y0u guys play fiduspawn?

[Qwilderwibben]

First, be the ghosts. Second, say yes.