<a long-dead adventure, but a very interesting one none-the-less.
aaaannnd, sigquotes.
Originally Posted by doctorSaccharine
Oh my god I get it now.
By blinding ourselves we have allowed what lies in the very depths of our minds to be unleashed upon this world without the restriction of what our eyes want it to look like. What we hold in our brains that results in these drawings is all part of a code, made for a higher universal purpose. However, what we are trying to get out onto the paper/MS paint canvas/photoshop canvas/gimp canvas/cardboard box/etc. always comes out wrong because, even though our temporary blindness has allowed us to create without mental restrictions, it also hinders our ability to properly outline what it is. This is where the interpretations come in. The interpretations are made by those who hold other parts of the code, and subconsciously know what it should look like based on that context. Avi made this thread so he could put them together. The apocalypse is nigh, my fellow brothers and sisters.
I hope you are prepared to play a game.
Of course I pulled all of that straight out of my ass just now so it probably doesn't make sense but whatever, this thread has been moving a ton slower lately so I wanted to do something about it.
Originally Posted by Donuts741
I'm so meta, even this acronym.
Originally Posted by cinereousSynesthete
Oh, but we don't merely write shit...
WE CONJURE THIS FRIGHTFUL SHITSCAPE WITH TEARS BLED FROM THE UNEDUCATED EYES OF FIFTY THOUSAND DIRTY HOBOS. WE BREATHE HEAVILY THE FUMES OF SOOTY FIRE BILLOWING FROM A HEAPING BOWL OF FETID SEWER TRASH. DISGUSTING WRIGGLING CATERPILLARS ENSCONCE THEMSELVES IN INTELLIGENCE-WEARY SHROUDS OF SHITTY SILK, AND IT IS WITH THESE THAT WE DESPERATELY KNIT TOGETHER THIS INCREDIBLE TRAINWRECK (LITERALLY) OF A STORY. AND WHEN IT UNRAVELS THE LOOMING PILE OF GROSS SHITSTAINED COLLECTIVE UNCONSCIOUSNESS THAT IS MOST OF THIS FANDOM WILL DESCEND AND SMELL UP THE PLACE SUCH THAT NO ONE REALLY WANTS TO BE THERE FOR SEVERAL WEEKS AFTERWARD, AND THE CANTANKEROUS OLD LAND LORD WILL EVICT YOU HAVING SUCH LITTLE FAITH IN THIS MASTERPIECE WE CALL HOMESUCK.
Originally Posted by cephalopodAscendant
I... I can't. I just can't I have lost the ability to can.
Originally Posted by Znex
Originally Posted by Dragon Fogel
Originally Posted by Varkarrus
Originally Posted by Dfaran
Originally Posted by Danfish77
Originally Posted by Dfaran
>Punch self in snout to establish superiority.
Punch puppeteer in snout to establish superiority!
Punch puppeteer with snout to establish superiority?
...stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!
> Snout self in the Punch to superiorize establishability.
>Drink punch through your snout.
THIS IS INCREDIBLY SILLY
Originally Posted by HarMegidon
Evolution of Nintendo Handhelds:*
Game Boy: 2d
GBA: 2d, could sorta handle pseudo 3d (defined as the 3d gameplay and graphics of modern consoles)
DS: Pseudo-3d
3DS: Genuine 3D
This means that the next nintendo handheld will be able to timetravel, thus resulting in it becoming the only console that can use the Official Homestuck Game.
Originally Posted by SM64Guy
You play as Hussie, and you have to make all of Homestuck from scratch.
The gameplay lasts about 4 years.
Originally Posted by cephalopodAscendant
Originally Posted by 1412
Also, I am fairly certain that on this forum, we don't just make terrible jokes. We must then RUN THEM INTO THE GROUND.
This is the entire reason this fandom exists. Either that, or to be some kind of strange Nic Cage-worshipping cult.
Originally Posted by OverlordJ
Originally Posted by Gelatino
Comets don't have crotches
Yet somehow they have tails
Explain that
Originally Posted by OverlordJ
Wait, what?
I said it can't be a tail because it starts at the crotch, not having a crotch is obviously no problem then, right?
Originally Posted by Gelatino
Oh, right
Let me rephrase that
Comets are actually giant flying crotches that orbit our sun
Now how do you explain it
Wait, so Comets are 100% Crotch with a tail at the end?
...
I feel we're getting a little too far away from Pokemon here...
Originally Posted by muffinButton
My Dad always told me it was bad luck to be superstitious...
Originally Posted by frostedWarlock
"HEY GUYS YOU WANNA GO GET NACHOS IM BUYIN"
"Oh my god Sharpeon we are only ten inches from you."
Originally Posted by Kazerad
The moral is never go in caves.
Because you never know when it might be your moirail's groin in disguise.
Originally Posted by Blaperile
> Karkat: Be the big man. Keep it real about spaids.
Originally Posted by cephalopodAscendant
>YOU WILL EAT THAT DOOR AND YOU WILL LIKE IT! :rancorous;
<a long-dead adventure, but a very interesting one none-the-less.
aaaannnd, sigquotes.
Originally Posted by doctorSaccharine
Oh my god I get it now.
By blinding ourselves we have allowed what lies in the very depths of our minds to be unleashed upon this world without the restriction of what our eyes want it to look like. What we hold in our brains that results in these drawings is all part of a code, made for a higher universal purpose. However, what we are trying to get out onto the paper/MS paint canvas/photoshop canvas/gimp canvas/cardboard box/etc. always comes out wrong because, even though our temporary blindness has allowed us to create without mental restrictions, it also hinders our ability to properly outline what it is. This is where the interpretations come in. The interpretations are made by those who hold other parts of the code, and subconsciously know what it should look like based on that context. Avi made this thread so he could put them together. The apocalypse is nigh, my fellow brothers and sisters.
I hope you are prepared to play a game.
Of course I pulled all of that straight out of my ass just now so it probably doesn't make sense but whatever, this thread has been moving a ton slower lately so I wanted to do something about it.
Originally Posted by Donuts741
I'm so meta, even this acronym.
Originally Posted by cinereousSynesthete
Oh, but we don't merely write shit...
WE CONJURE THIS FRIGHTFUL SHITSCAPE WITH TEARS BLED FROM THE UNEDUCATED EYES OF FIFTY THOUSAND DIRTY HOBOS. WE BREATHE HEAVILY THE FUMES OF SOOTY FIRE BILLOWING FROM A HEAPING BOWL OF FETID SEWER TRASH. DISGUSTING WRIGGLING CATERPILLARS ENSCONCE THEMSELVES IN INTELLIGENCE-WEARY SHROUDS OF SHITTY SILK, AND IT IS WITH THESE THAT WE DESPERATELY KNIT TOGETHER THIS INCREDIBLE TRAINWRECK (LITERALLY) OF A STORY. AND WHEN IT UNRAVELS THE LOOMING PILE OF GROSS SHITSTAINED COLLECTIVE UNCONSCIOUSNESS THAT IS MOST OF THIS FANDOM WILL DESCEND AND SMELL UP THE PLACE SUCH THAT NO ONE REALLY WANTS TO BE THERE FOR SEVERAL WEEKS AFTERWARD, AND THE CANTANKEROUS OLD LAND LORD WILL EVICT YOU HAVING SUCH LITTLE FAITH IN THIS MASTERPIECE WE CALL HOMESUCK.
Originally Posted by cephalopodAscendant
I... I can't. I just can't I have lost the ability to can.
Originally Posted by Znex
Originally Posted by Dragon Fogel
Originally Posted by Varkarrus
Originally Posted by Dfaran
Originally Posted by Danfish77
Originally Posted by Dfaran
>Punch self in snout to establish superiority.
Punch puppeteer in snout to establish superiority!
Punch puppeteer with snout to establish superiority?
...stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!
> Snout self in the Punch to superiorize establishability.
>Drink punch through your snout.
THIS IS INCREDIBLY SILLY
Originally Posted by HarMegidon
Evolution of Nintendo Handhelds:*
Game Boy: 2d
GBA: 2d, could sorta handle pseudo 3d (defined as the 3d gameplay and graphics of modern consoles)
DS: Pseudo-3d
3DS: Genuine 3D
This means that the next nintendo handheld will be able to timetravel, thus resulting in it becoming the only console that can use the Official Homestuck Game.
Originally Posted by SM64Guy
You play as Hussie, and you have to make all of Homestuck from scratch.
The gameplay lasts about 4 years.
Originally Posted by cephalopodAscendant
Originally Posted by 1412
Also, I am fairly certain that on this forum, we don't just make terrible jokes. We must then RUN THEM INTO THE GROUND.
This is the entire reason this fandom exists. Either that, or to be some kind of strange Nic Cage-worshipping cult.
Originally Posted by OverlordJ
Originally Posted by Gelatino
Comets don't have crotches
Yet somehow they have tails
Explain that
Originally Posted by OverlordJ
Wait, what?
I said it can't be a tail because it starts at the crotch, not having a crotch is obviously no problem then, right?
Originally Posted by Gelatino
Oh, right
Let me rephrase that
Comets are actually giant flying crotches that orbit our sun
Now how do you explain it
Wait, so Comets are 100% Crotch with a tail at the end?
...
I feel we're getting a little too far away from Pokemon here...
Originally Posted by muffinButton
My Dad always told me it was bad luck to be superstitious...
Originally Posted by frostedWarlock
"HEY GUYS YOU WANNA GO GET NACHOS IM BUYIN"
"Oh my god Sharpeon we are only ten inches from you."
Originally Posted by Kazerad
The moral is never go in caves.
Because you never know when it might be your moirail's groin in disguise.
Originally Posted by Blaperile
> Karkat: Be the big man. Keep it real about spaids.
Originally Posted by cephalopodAscendant
>YOU WILL EAT THAT DOOR AND YOU WILL LIKE IT! :rancorous;
<a long-dead adventure, but a very interesting one none-the-less.
aaaannnd, sigquotes.
Originally Posted by doctorSaccharine
Oh my god I get it now.
By blinding ourselves we have allowed what lies in the very depths of our minds to be unleashed upon this world without the restriction of what our eyes want it to look like. What we hold in our brains that results in these drawings is all part of a code, made for a higher universal purpose. However, what we are trying to get out onto the paper/MS paint canvas/photoshop canvas/gimp canvas/cardboard box/etc. always comes out wrong because, even though our temporary blindness has allowed us to create without mental restrictions, it also hinders our ability to properly outline what it is. This is where the interpretations come in. The interpretations are made by those who hold other parts of the code, and subconsciously know what it should look like based on that context. Avi made this thread so he could put them together. The apocalypse is nigh, my fellow brothers and sisters.
I hope you are prepared to play a game.
Of course I pulled all of that straight out of my ass just now so it probably doesn't make sense but whatever, this thread has been moving a ton slower lately so I wanted to do something about it.
Originally Posted by Donuts741
I'm so meta, even this acronym.
Originally Posted by cinereousSynesthete
Oh, but we don't merely write shit...
WE CONJURE THIS FRIGHTFUL SHITSCAPE WITH TEARS BLED FROM THE UNEDUCATED EYES OF FIFTY THOUSAND DIRTY HOBOS. WE BREATHE HEAVILY THE FUMES OF SOOTY FIRE BILLOWING FROM A HEAPING BOWL OF FETID SEWER TRASH. DISGUSTING WRIGGLING CATERPILLARS ENSCONCE THEMSELVES IN INTELLIGENCE-WEARY SHROUDS OF SHITTY SILK, AND IT IS WITH THESE THAT WE DESPERATELY KNIT TOGETHER THIS INCREDIBLE TRAINWRECK (LITERALLY) OF A STORY. AND WHEN IT UNRAVELS THE LOOMING PILE OF GROSS SHITSTAINED COLLECTIVE UNCONSCIOUSNESS THAT IS MOST OF THIS FANDOM WILL DESCEND AND SMELL UP THE PLACE SUCH THAT NO ONE REALLY WANTS TO BE THERE FOR SEVERAL WEEKS AFTERWARD, AND THE CANTANKEROUS OLD LAND LORD WILL EVICT YOU HAVING SUCH LITTLE FAITH IN THIS MASTERPIECE WE CALL HOMESUCK.
Originally Posted by cephalopodAscendant
I... I can't. I just can't I have lost the ability to can.
Originally Posted by Znex
Originally Posted by Dragon Fogel
Originally Posted by Varkarrus
Originally Posted by Dfaran
Originally Posted by Danfish77
Originally Posted by Dfaran
>Punch self in snout to establish superiority.
Punch puppeteer in snout to establish superiority!
Punch puppeteer with snout to establish superiority?
...stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!
> Snout self in the Punch to superiorize establishability.
>Drink punch through your snout.
THIS IS INCREDIBLY SILLY
Originally Posted by HarMegidon
Evolution of Nintendo Handhelds:*
Game Boy: 2d
GBA: 2d, could sorta handle pseudo 3d (defined as the 3d gameplay and graphics of modern consoles)
DS: Pseudo-3d
3DS: Genuine 3D
This means that the next nintendo handheld will be able to timetravel, thus resulting in it becoming the only console that can use the Official Homestuck Game.
Originally Posted by SM64Guy
You play as Hussie, and you have to make all of Homestuck from scratch.
The gameplay lasts about 4 years.
Originally Posted by cephalopodAscendant
Originally Posted by 1412
Also, I am fairly certain that on this forum, we don't just make terrible jokes. We must then RUN THEM INTO THE GROUND.
This is the entire reason this fandom exists. Either that, or to be some kind of strange Nic Cage-worshipping cult.
Originally Posted by OverlordJ
Originally Posted by Gelatino
Comets don't have crotches
Yet somehow they have tails
Explain that
Originally Posted by OverlordJ
Wait, what?
I said it can't be a tail because it starts at the crotch, not having a crotch is obviously no problem then, right?
Originally Posted by Gelatino
Oh, right
Let me rephrase that
Comets are actually giant flying crotches that orbit our sun
Now how do you explain it
Wait, so Comets are 100% Crotch with a tail at the end?
...
I feel we're getting a little too far away from Pokemon here...
Originally Posted by muffinButton
My Dad always told me it was bad luck to be superstitious...
Originally Posted by frostedWarlock
"HEY GUYS YOU WANNA GO GET NACHOS IM BUYIN"
"Oh my god Sharpeon we are only ten inches from you."
Originally Posted by Kazerad
The moral is never go in caves.
Because you never know when it might be your moirail's groin in disguise.
Originally Posted by Blaperile
> Karkat: Be the big man. Keep it real about spaids.
Originally Posted by cephalopodAscendant
>YOU WILL EAT THAT DOOR AND YOU WILL LIKE IT! :rancorous;
I don't really know. I WILL however proceed to write about this new discovery with
Eridan Mustache of German Accent.
He strode into the room sporting some of the most glorious facial hair in all of Alternia. By the wicked elixir! You could cull a troll with that fine mustache. It's proud owner was none other than the eccentric, Eridan Ampora. He was a pompous sea dweller, but one with high standing. It had been many years after his "crazy genocide incident", but that only made the Grand Highblood pleased with the bloodshed. They were dark times, hidden behind the black sheen of Ampora's upper lip. It was said to be magical, to bestow upon it's proud wearer the fabled GERMAN ACCENT. In exchange for fine grooming, the mustache would balance out the basic flaws of the owner. Thus, Eridan learned how to function around others, and cherished the facial apparatus more and more until they entered a fine pale romance. They would watch out for each other, and protect each other. Many who came by the thousands sporting razors in both hands were immediately turned away by Ahab's Crosshairs. Any who dared try to upstage Eridan was given a face full of AUTHORITY STACHE. Such is the power of facial hair.
Originally Posted by writerlyAmbition
Turns out the limeblood ability that was too powerful to go un-genocided is MASTERFUL HAIR CARE. Just look at Callie Ohpeee, you think it's easy to dye black hair white? Well it isn't.
Because I mean, you could probably engineer a mutiny on her ships and get mindfangs crew to turn her over for some reason. In fact Im sure she spent long nights in the dark of her room planning just such a scenario.
But then, while she was taking her dragon for a stroll/small town eating she realized "I H4V3 4 FUCK1NG DR4GON".
Im sure we all would have come to the same conclusion.
my god
You're a fucking genius.
People with dragons don't need plans. They have dragons.
How she passed her legislacerator exams.
She gave deep, in-depth answers.
Then scribbled "1 H4V3 4 DR4GON" over all of it.
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
French Rulers are eh pretty cool.
The best?
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Originally Posted by Qmark
Originally Posted by MythicalWashrag
Qmark what HS songs and/or characters do you particularly like?
I need to know for reasons.
Oh uhhhh
Tavros is pretty cool, in a loser-ish sort of way.
And John.
And DD is my favorite carapace/exile.
Snowman is a pretty cool character as well, I guess.
For some reason I find myself listening to Umbral Ultimatum more than most of the other songs, with Let's All Rock the Heist being a close second.
Does this help?
Yes absolutely.
Thank you.
This will become relevant in the future. Far enough into the future where you will probably forgot I even asked this.
Originally Posted by Blaperile
Super Precious Educated Cult Urine (Lacks ARound Noodle And Omnipotent Daughter) Masterpiece.
Originally Posted by Fish
EXCLUSIVE PREVIEW IN SPOILER BELOW:
specularnaodm, n. (from P_equals_NP's fateful typoing of “speculate,” “random,” and some other words) – 1. A post made upon achieving a momentous postcount 2. A project prepared for such a post, often designed to elicit admiration or recognition
Originally Posted by xqz
Originally Posted by Dastardly bananas
TT: Jake, I am your universe.
TT: *ribbit*
GT: Noooooooo!
Dirk is ecstatic about being a universe
Because it means
Jake is inside him
Originally Posted by Vanellope Von Schweetz
What if the reason why the Condesce hates humans so much is because she suffered a tradgey when she was young where she was forced to watch her loved one
Originally Posted by Cervos
Here's how it works.
Had they just let the scratch happen as normal, they would have ceased from existing and start their lives over in the scratched universe.
So, I'll make a bit of an analogy.
Let's say the kids are files in a folder, the folder being the universe.
When you Scratch the universe, It can be seen as, like, reverting the folder to a previous version. So anything that was on there before and any changes are lost.
There are 2 days to avoid this.
1) Kill yourself (ie: Throw in the recycle bin). By doing this, you still exist in the afterlife, and when the folder is re-written, the files still exist in the recycle bin.
2) Escape. Transfer the files to another folder (ie: universe) simply, and when the folder is re-written, the transferred files will be safe.
<a long-dead adventure, but a very interesting one none-the-less.
aaaannnd, sigquotes.
Originally Posted by doctorSaccharine
Oh my god I get it now.
By blinding ourselves we have allowed what lies in the very depths of our minds to be unleashed upon this world without the restriction of what our eyes want it to look like. What we hold in our brains that results in these drawings is all part of a code, made for a higher universal purpose. However, what we are trying to get out onto the paper/MS paint canvas/photoshop canvas/gimp canvas/cardboard box/etc. always comes out wrong because, even though our temporary blindness has allowed us to create without mental restrictions, it also hinders our ability to properly outline what it is. This is where the interpretations come in. The interpretations are made by those who hold other parts of the code, and subconsciously know what it should look like based on that context. Avi made this thread so he could put them together. The apocalypse is nigh, my fellow brothers and sisters.
I hope you are prepared to play a game.
Of course I pulled all of that straight out of my ass just now so it probably doesn't make sense but whatever, this thread has been moving a ton slower lately so I wanted to do something about it.
Originally Posted by Donuts741
I'm so meta, even this acronym.
Originally Posted by cinereousSynesthete
Oh, but we don't merely write shit...
WE CONJURE THIS FRIGHTFUL SHITSCAPE WITH TEARS BLED FROM THE UNEDUCATED EYES OF FIFTY THOUSAND DIRTY HOBOS. WE BREATHE HEAVILY THE FUMES OF SOOTY FIRE BILLOWING FROM A HEAPING BOWL OF FETID SEWER TRASH. DISGUSTING WRIGGLING CATERPILLARS ENSCONCE THEMSELVES IN INTELLIGENCE-WEARY SHROUDS OF SHITTY SILK, AND IT IS WITH THESE THAT WE DESPERATELY KNIT TOGETHER THIS INCREDIBLE TRAINWRECK (LITERALLY) OF A STORY. AND WHEN IT UNRAVELS THE LOOMING PILE OF GROSS SHITSTAINED COLLECTIVE UNCONSCIOUSNESS THAT IS MOST OF THIS FANDOM WILL DESCEND AND SMELL UP THE PLACE SUCH THAT NO ONE REALLY WANTS TO BE THERE FOR SEVERAL WEEKS AFTERWARD, AND THE CANTANKEROUS OLD LAND LORD WILL EVICT YOU HAVING SUCH LITTLE FAITH IN THIS MASTERPIECE WE CALL HOMESUCK.
Originally Posted by cephalopodAscendant
I... I can't. I just can't I have lost the ability to can.
Originally Posted by Znex
Originally Posted by Dragon Fogel
Originally Posted by Varkarrus
Originally Posted by Dfaran
Originally Posted by Danfish77
Originally Posted by Dfaran
>Punch self in snout to establish superiority.
Punch puppeteer in snout to establish superiority!
Punch puppeteer with snout to establish superiority?
...stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!
> Snout self in the Punch to superiorize establishability.
>Drink punch through your snout.
THIS IS INCREDIBLY SILLY
Originally Posted by HarMegidon
Evolution of Nintendo Handhelds:*
Game Boy: 2d
GBA: 2d, could sorta handle pseudo 3d (defined as the 3d gameplay and graphics of modern consoles)
DS: Pseudo-3d
3DS: Genuine 3D
This means that the next nintendo handheld will be able to timetravel, thus resulting in it becoming the only console that can use the Official Homestuck Game.
Originally Posted by SM64Guy
You play as Hussie, and you have to make all of Homestuck from scratch.
The gameplay lasts about 4 years.
Originally Posted by cephalopodAscendant
Originally Posted by 1412
Also, I am fairly certain that on this forum, we don't just make terrible jokes. We must then RUN THEM INTO THE GROUND.
This is the entire reason this fandom exists. Either that, or to be some kind of strange Nic Cage-worshipping cult.
Originally Posted by OverlordJ
Originally Posted by Gelatino
Comets don't have crotches
Yet somehow they have tails
Explain that
Originally Posted by OverlordJ
Wait, what?
I said it can't be a tail because it starts at the crotch, not having a crotch is obviously no problem then, right?
Originally Posted by Gelatino
Oh, right
Let me rephrase that
Comets are actually giant flying crotches that orbit our sun
Now how do you explain it
Wait, so Comets are 100% Crotch with a tail at the end?
...
I feel we're getting a little too far away from Pokemon here...
Originally Posted by muffinButton
My Dad always told me it was bad luck to be superstitious...
Originally Posted by frostedWarlock
"HEY GUYS YOU WANNA GO GET NACHOS IM BUYIN"
"Oh my god Sharpeon we are only ten inches from you."
Originally Posted by Kazerad
The moral is never go in caves.
Because you never know when it might be your moirail's groin in disguise.
Originally Posted by Blaperile
> Karkat: Be the big man. Keep it real about spaids.
Originally Posted by cephalopodAscendant
>YOU WILL EAT THAT DOOR AND YOU WILL LIKE IT! :rancorous;
"Dad I swear to fucking god there are trolls under my bed. And maybe like a clown or some shit?"
"Okay, yes, sure that sounds totally believable. Go to bed."
"UGH! DAD! You believed me when there was a vampire in my closet!"
"WELL THAT'S BECAUSE THERE WAS A FUCKING VAMPIRE IN YOUR CLOSET!"
<a long-dead adventure, but a very interesting one none-the-less.
aaaannnd, sigquotes.
Originally Posted by doctorSaccharine
Oh my god I get it now.
By blinding ourselves we have allowed what lies in the very depths of our minds to be unleashed upon this world without the restriction of what our eyes want it to look like. What we hold in our brains that results in these drawings is all part of a code, made for a higher universal purpose. However, what we are trying to get out onto the paper/MS paint canvas/photoshop canvas/gimp canvas/cardboard box/etc. always comes out wrong because, even though our temporary blindness has allowed us to create without mental restrictions, it also hinders our ability to properly outline what it is. This is where the interpretations come in. The interpretations are made by those who hold other parts of the code, and subconsciously know what it should look like based on that context. Avi made this thread so he could put them together. The apocalypse is nigh, my fellow brothers and sisters.
I hope you are prepared to play a game.
Of course I pulled all of that straight out of my ass just now so it probably doesn't make sense but whatever, this thread has been moving a ton slower lately so I wanted to do something about it.
Originally Posted by Donuts741
I'm so meta, even this acronym.
Originally Posted by cinereousSynesthete
Oh, but we don't merely write shit...
WE CONJURE THIS FRIGHTFUL SHITSCAPE WITH TEARS BLED FROM THE UNEDUCATED EYES OF FIFTY THOUSAND DIRTY HOBOS. WE BREATHE HEAVILY THE FUMES OF SOOTY FIRE BILLOWING FROM A HEAPING BOWL OF FETID SEWER TRASH. DISGUSTING WRIGGLING CATERPILLARS ENSCONCE THEMSELVES IN INTELLIGENCE-WEARY SHROUDS OF SHITTY SILK, AND IT IS WITH THESE THAT WE DESPERATELY KNIT TOGETHER THIS INCREDIBLE TRAINWRECK (LITERALLY) OF A STORY. AND WHEN IT UNRAVELS THE LOOMING PILE OF GROSS SHITSTAINED COLLECTIVE UNCONSCIOUSNESS THAT IS MOST OF THIS FANDOM WILL DESCEND AND SMELL UP THE PLACE SUCH THAT NO ONE REALLY WANTS TO BE THERE FOR SEVERAL WEEKS AFTERWARD, AND THE CANTANKEROUS OLD LAND LORD WILL EVICT YOU HAVING SUCH LITTLE FAITH IN THIS MASTERPIECE WE CALL HOMESUCK.
Originally Posted by cephalopodAscendant
I... I can't. I just can't I have lost the ability to can.
Originally Posted by Znex
Originally Posted by Dragon Fogel
Originally Posted by Varkarrus
Originally Posted by Dfaran
Originally Posted by Danfish77
Originally Posted by Dfaran
>Punch self in snout to establish superiority.
Punch puppeteer in snout to establish superiority!
Punch puppeteer with snout to establish superiority?
...stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!
> Snout self in the Punch to superiorize establishability.
>Drink punch through your snout.
THIS IS INCREDIBLY SILLY
Originally Posted by HarMegidon
Evolution of Nintendo Handhelds:*
Game Boy: 2d
GBA: 2d, could sorta handle pseudo 3d (defined as the 3d gameplay and graphics of modern consoles)
DS: Pseudo-3d
3DS: Genuine 3D
This means that the next nintendo handheld will be able to timetravel, thus resulting in it becoming the only console that can use the Official Homestuck Game.
Originally Posted by SM64Guy
You play as Hussie, and you have to make all of Homestuck from scratch.
The gameplay lasts about 4 years.
Originally Posted by cephalopodAscendant
Originally Posted by 1412
Also, I am fairly certain that on this forum, we don't just make terrible jokes. We must then RUN THEM INTO THE GROUND.
This is the entire reason this fandom exists. Either that, or to be some kind of strange Nic Cage-worshipping cult.
Originally Posted by OverlordJ
Originally Posted by Gelatino
Comets don't have crotches
Yet somehow they have tails
Explain that
Originally Posted by OverlordJ
Wait, what?
I said it can't be a tail because it starts at the crotch, not having a crotch is obviously no problem then, right?
Originally Posted by Gelatino
Oh, right
Let me rephrase that
Comets are actually giant flying crotches that orbit our sun
Now how do you explain it
Wait, so Comets are 100% Crotch with a tail at the end?
...
I feel we're getting a little too far away from Pokemon here...
Originally Posted by muffinButton
My Dad always told me it was bad luck to be superstitious...
Originally Posted by frostedWarlock
"HEY GUYS YOU WANNA GO GET NACHOS IM BUYIN"
"Oh my god Sharpeon we are only ten inches from you."
Originally Posted by Kazerad
The moral is never go in caves.
Because you never know when it might be your moirail's groin in disguise.
Originally Posted by Blaperile
> Karkat: Be the big man. Keep it real about spaids.
Originally Posted by cephalopodAscendant
>YOU WILL EAT THAT DOOR AND YOU WILL LIKE IT! :rancorous;