Trollslum Cafe CIV: A Free Coffee With Every Culling

[Fexxos Vyront]

Well shit.
Hornit manages to barely get around a direct hit from one bullet, but moved right into the second bullet's path.
Not that he's planning on stopping or anything...
He swings the spear at Skraab.

[Tataudu]

Not enough highbloods in here.

This asshole enters.
Looking around the cafe, the highblood looks everyone over before approaching the 'bar' and requesting an iced tea.

[Hpboy7]

Skraab fires another shot, but the spear hits his shoulder and deflects it to who knows where. gahh! He looks at Muride. ssttayy outt of tthhiss murride, tthhiss iss bbettwween me and tthhiss dicck. He's just being protective Muride, don't worry.

[probableWizardry]

Shit, at least the lowblood has some sense in her. Not that you'd admit to thinking that.
Ever.

[Fexxos Vyront]

Oooh, looks like that lodged in there pretty good...
So clearly it's time to try and rip open a gash with the barbed end.
hOw's iT feel, YOU lOwblOOd sYmpaThiziNg TraiTOr?

[JellyWish]

Still, she nods in resignation and looks away. Like she's going to argue anyway, with the zero spine she has.

[Hpboy7]

gahh, hhe'ss hhurrtting me! He tries to fire another shot, and then kicks Hornit in the stomach. I AM NOTT A FUCCKING TTRRAITTORR!

[Fexxos Vyront]

Apparently pain is not good for aim. He laughs as the bullet missed completely.

Until the knee slams into his gut. Not so funny anymore, is it, Hornit?
He responds by swinging a punch at Skraab.

[GiovanH]

So many purplebloods...

[Suds McFuddle]

Oh my, it seems Mickah has already finished the remainder of his bottle. He kicks back with a smug look on his face as he waits for Katrin to finish.

[JellyWish]

Huh... really Muride, until you can tell what's going on a few feet in front of you, you shouldn't open your mouth.
She rubs her eyes, looking a bit disgruntled, but starts to assess the situation.
are you in need of any assistance?~
((gotta go))

[Hpboy7]

Boom, gut punch. His pistol falls out of hand and Skraab stumbles back. He pulls the spear out of his shoulder and lobs it back at Hornit.

[Fexxos Vyront]

caN iT, lOwblOOd!
Now, Hornit, that's not very nice! Oh wait.
He ducks, and leaps for the pistol. Oh, boy. Well... This should be interesting.

[Rai-CH]

Shit, Katrin you better step up your game. She even looks surprised.
She downs the remainder of the bottle, then cracks open a second.
"<( Hey! D'n't g't so cocky j'st b'cause y' bet me once! )"
Second bottle swig!

[Emochick]

She leaves.

[Hpboy7]

Oh, you insulted Muride, now it's on. Boom, shotgun again. Looks like a gunfight that Hornit isn't going to win. WWHHATT TTHHE FUCCK DID YYOU JUSSTT SSAYY?!

[probableWizardry]

Look at those 3 go, are they Auspistice triangle or something?
They're pretty shoddy at it.

[Tekkenfreak4]

Farlow watches the current fight going on, not paying attention to much else...

[Fexxos Vyront]

N-NOw hOld The fUck ON!
It's not in his strife portfolio, but who really has to know? Hornit points the pistol at Skraab.
i ThiNk we bOTh kNOw This aiN'T a fair fighT aNYmOre. pUT ThaT shiT awaY.
It should be noted, he might have a slight fear of shotguns as of late.

[Silvy]

Look like this lady is back! Good.
She runs in, of course, and manages to trip over a cup again, landing face-first on the floor. Damn.
She sits up after a few moments, though, and actually notices the fight now.
Woah shit??

[Suds McFuddle]

Mickah reaches for an identical bottle and initiates his own second swig. He goes a bit slower this time, probably to make it more fair for Katrin.

[Hpboy7]

ohh, lookss like yyou'rre a littttle ssccarred, hhuhh? DRROPP TTHHE GUN. Oh hell, he's serious.

[Rai-CH]

Katrin takes the opportunity of noticing Mickah slow down as a chance to try and scull the whole bottle.
Oh dear god this will not end well but look at her she is so determined to perform this amazing feat if it means one-upping Mickah.

(( replies may be a little slow for a while! ))

[Fexxos Vyront]

Scared fishie does exactly what he's told, and drops the gun.
He even grabs his spear and puts it away.
Ok, Ok, leT me gO NOw!
He's... still on the floor.

[Suds McFuddle]

Uh oh, she just got the best of Mickah. He is unable to speed his drinking back up quickly enough to match Katrin! Looks like he's going to lose this round.

Of course at this point Mickah is starting to become more than tipsy.